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Joined 02-19-12, id: 3737436, Profile Updated: 07-20-13
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Keith, Gone, 18 to Life, and Make It or Break It.

Things I like:

Writing - Obviously, I'm here...

Reading - Every single thing by John Green and Carol Plum-Ucci! The Hunger Games, Bloody Jack, The Chocolate War, Inventing Elliot, The Gone Series, Maze Runner, Abhorsen Trilogy... but I also like reading non-fiction (Bill Bryson! Neil Postman! Tim Wu!). My standard favorites include James Herriot, Ray Bradbury, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis, Anthony Burgess, Sylvia Plath, Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, T.S. Eliot...I read a lot.

Watching TV - Lately it's Community (6 seasons and a movie!), 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Happy Endings, and The Big Bang Theory. Thanks to Netflix it's also 18 to Life, Friday Night Lights, Futurama, and Being Human. Let's see - Gilmore Girls, Chuck, Veronica Mars, The West Wing, Sports Night, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, The IT Crowd...It suddenly occurs to me I may watch too much television

My dependents - totaling at this point a dog, three cats, two kids, and a husband (hence the incredibly slow rate of updating)

The Outdoors - Ultimate Frisbee rocks as does hiking and Nature in general. The earthy smell right before it rains that it seems you can only find in Arizona.

Music - Occasionally I play the piano (not well) and I sing (much better). Listening is anything with a stringed instrument or an interesting take on things. Far too long of a list to even begin.

Other than that it's family, friends, and general optimism about life :)

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The Council of the Four Seasons by wolfchic011 reviews
Two days after the end of the eternal winter, Elsa disappears without a trace. Kristoff, Sven and Olaf go after her, leaving Anna in charge of an Arendelle that is still very much unsettled. Meanwhile, Elsa is about to discover exactly where her frosty powers came from…and what destiny they tie her to.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,649 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Elsa, Anna
Songs of Ice and Snow by thefireplanet reviews
There are burdens to being queen that have nothing to do with a curse. There are duties expected of the princess that have nothing to do with being a sister. And the course of true love never did run smooth.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,041 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans - Complete
Letters by ivyflightislistening reviews
After STWAOES. The Voice told Max to try living a normal life for one year and Jeb tracked down Fang and Nudge's parents. Fang's in Montana, Max in AZ. This is their story as they keep in touch and find out what home, love, and friendship really mean.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,621 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Something RomeoandJulietish by OwlinAMinor reviews
It's like Romeo and Juliet, only funnier, less depressing, more perverted, and with a whole lot more Bacon. Eggy. Gazzy/OC. Fax in later chapters. Read at your own risk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,496 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Silence by Kyoyama Daphne reviews
Few words are needed when you really know someone. A small scene that takes place in a rain-pelted cave, when the rest of the world is in dreams. Fax and fluff!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Dear Fanfiction: Max Ride by MajorGodComplex reviews
The flock writes letters to the fanfiction writers! I hope this makes you smile, I've done another one like this for PJO, and it was pretty popular. I had fun with it so I decided to give it a try with MaxRide.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011
Frayed by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Fixing what's broken is easy. Mending what is frayed is a whole other story...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,926 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - [Fang, Max] - Complete
This is Hell, or Something Like It by By the Sounding Sea reviews
Kate gets stuck babysitting Lord John Marbury. Funny story.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kate H. - Complete
An Awkward Situation by Laserfire reviews
In which Gazzy gets confused, Fang gets hysterical and blamed, Max gets embarrassed and Angel chomps on a cookie downstairs. And it was all over one stupid fiasco with one of Max's bras. Awkward FAX. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Forever and Forever Farewell by theredrobin reviews
Hazel Grace Lancaster, your story was not over yet.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hazel L. - Complete
Keith and his Damn Truck Show by malaccompagne reviews
But hell, it wasn't supposed to happen like this! She's eighteen, freshly graduated; she should be spending time with her goddamn boyfriend on a beach somewhere, celebrating the last summer of freedom before university! And what really happened?
Keith - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Keith Z., Natalie A. - Complete
Unfinished Business by The Sugarfaerie reviews
It's Unification Day and Wash has some unfinished business with an old friend. After all, Wash has his own war stories to tell. Written for Washathon 2009. Wash/Zoe
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Autumn by storyteller1425 reviews
"Promise me that, five years exactly from this day, when we've graduated college and managed to have a stable career, we'll meet up again. We'll meet right here, at our spot. A place where no one knows but us."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Run, Kid, Run by little lea valkyrie reviews
"You were born to run... It feels amazing, how your feet pound across the grass so fast you're almost flying. The wind is yelling in your ears and you can't feel anything but the earth and sky and the blood in your legs."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Ze End of Fanfiction by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Woes of Adulthood by MiHnn reviews
His Freshman year, he met her, fell in love with her, and she broke his heart. His Sophomore year, he tried to forget about her, but couldn't. His Junior year, she turned him down again. Now, it's Senior year, and for once, he's the one saying 'No'.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Cappie, Casey C. - Complete
Saving the World Through Watching? by ivyflightislistening reviews
After MAX: The Flock are chilling, when Max's Voice tells her to go back to Dr. M's, they head, only to find Jeb there with a helpful hint for saving the world. The whole group participates with varied reactions. FAX, EGGY, action. just yell fire dot org.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 274,140 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Why I Hate Maximum Ride by nathan-p reviews
And You Should Too . Celebrities suck our attention away, even at the end of the world. Short derp oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Just Kids by Miss Rouge Apple reviews
Ever wonder what happens behind the veil of the main characters in the FAYZ? Wonder no more. Read on and I shall tell you the sad, horrifying, sick, romantic, tragic, and heart-breaking tales from the kids of the FAYZ. But remember, they're just kids.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010
I Think You're Too Clingy by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Fang needs to update his blog and Max won't leave him alone. Mang. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - [Fang, Max] - Complete
Fax of Life by Bookaholic711 reviews
Post "Fang"- Fang contemplates the book series and worries that Max is a couple enchiladas short of a combo platter. He then rants about everything he hated about "Fang."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Waiting in Moments by r'n'rb reviews
We do not remember days, we remember moments" - Cesare Pavese. A collection of moments examining the effects of the finale, and the actions of those in the aftermath. Complete
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,811 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Cappie, Casey C. - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
How a Resurrection Really Feels by oranges and cigarettes reviews
CC "You look up and he looks down and you’re close enough to feel his breath against you and smell his cologne, closer than you’d been since midterms." A chance encounter between Casey and Cappie that changes everything and has nothing to do with the song
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
The Cliche by Captain Atticus reviews
The story of how a desperate fanfiction author succumbed to the power of reviews. This is required reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
With Conviction by FallAway reviews
There is a list on her laptop that she updates on a monthly basis. That list contains each and every one of the statements that she can say with conviction, and she smiles every time she adds another bullet to the page. MacCassidy oneshot.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Mac, Cassidy - Complete
Your Boyfriend's Here by kelcb26 reviews
Written from Veronica's Coworker's POV. Her take on the LVD relationship, what she's noticed when others think she's not looking.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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The Medals in the Box reviews
THEN: Emily is in Las Vegas after deciding to continue her pregnancy. When Damon shows up, they will have to decide if they really have a future together. NOW: Cody Kmetko is a regular high school student with a dream. Will he have the guts to pursue it? Follows Requiem for a Dream, but also post season 3. Includes an OC.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Emily K, Damon Y.
Together reviews
A one-shot that is all fluff. Tom gets the opportunity to go to France to study cooking and Jessie has an accident involving her wedding ring. Whatever will they do?
18 to Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
This is Your Life reviews
What if everything Max believed was a lie? What if it was never her job to save the world? Now Max is on one final mission: Save Angel and become free. Fax. Post-Angel. Rated T for mature and dark themes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,499 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Judgment reviews
Someone unexpected reappears in Sam's makeshift life 10 years after the FAYZ is freed. Rated T for mature themes, but if you can read the books, especially the last one, you can read this story. Post Fear.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sam T., Astrid E. - Complete
After Keith reviews
Just a short one-shot that comes after the end of the movie. Thoughts please?
Keith - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Natalie A. - Complete