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Joined 02-19-12, id: 3739017, Profile Updated: 12-23-12
Author has written 11 stories for Kickin' It, and Austin & Ally.

Dear creepy stalker person.

WELCOME TO MY PROFILE! :D

I am now known as 'StayWierd', formally known as 'FallinForYou' and 'sincerlyanonymous-xoxo'.

Or you could just call me Alex.

I am offcial author of eight stories, most of which I am very proud of and have been a hit on fan fiction. Thank you to any of you who have read my stories and like them a lot. It truly makes my day when I get inboxes from people saying how amazing of an author they think I am. I do not believe I am that good, but people enjoy my work so it is good enough for me.

Now a bit about me.

You see, the thing is, I'm a loser. A nerd. A geek. And honestly, I have horrible luck when it comes to guys. Not because I'm socially awkward or completely unattractive- in my eyes I'm not THAT bad- but I'm to 'friendly'. I'm the type of girl who hangs out with guys because I cannot stand girls shit. They bug me. So instead, I choose guy friends. I have three really close ones. As much as I want to murder each and every one of them daily, I love them. So because I am capable of holding a conversation with a guy with out stuttering or attempting to flirt with them, I've been labeled their 'friend'. I honestly think it should bug me more then it does, but it really doesn't. In the long run I think it will help me.

That being said though, I'm still the girl in the back of your class who is just 'there'. Well, depending on who exactly you are. Me, I'm not exactly little miss popular, but I wouldn't consider myself an outcast either. I'm somewhere in between. Honestly, I love it. You can sit back and watch everyone else screw up as you laugh from a distance at there stupidity. ;)

I am in grade 9. I don't know how old you are, or where you live, but from where I go to school, it sucks. Everything about high school for me is just like the stereotypes. The clans, the 'populars' and the most important, 'the druggies'. Being 14 though, I can honestly say that I've never smoked weed or cigarettes in my life just in case you were wondering. Or drank with the exception of my mothers wine once at a wedding. I hated it. Took me 5 cokes and an orange pop to get the taste out of my mouth ;)

I'm very sarcastic. One thing you'd know about me if you knew me personally, but you don't. So I figured I'd tell you.

Also, as my mother puts it 'I have a very mature view on things' so if I've ever left you a review or inboxed you and you've now made the connection I'm 14, and you're sitting there thinking 'why the heck is a teenager talking like that?' Yeah... I'm weird. I believe in something called the 'English Language' regardless of how horrible my spelling may be. I hate abbreviations, I don't even text like that ;)

Once last thing I'm going to add just because my rant is on a roll is that I hate my age. Why? Because the world looks upon all teenagers as stupid, immature idiots that doesn't deserve to breath their air. I hate that. It's amazing how much I hate it. Yes, hate is indeed a very strong word but I think it is appropriate you use when describing my feeling towards this subject. I'm not a stupid teenager, I don't care what my age is. It is amazing the looks on people's faces when I hold open the door at Tim Hortons for them. Amazing. It's like I made their day. One time, I was sitting down after getting coffee, and the table was beside some older lady. She picked up her purse and put it on the other side of her.

and I'm like "Hey lady, yes I am a teenager, no I am not, high, drunk or about to steal you stuff. You can put your purse back."

Well, I didn't actually say that.

Wish I did though.

It would of been funny.

But seriously, society these days, bugs the crap out of me.

And yes I said 'Tim Hortons'. I'm Canadian eh?

If you ever come and visit, I'll pick you up after 6 am hockey, we'll stop for coffee on the way back to my igloo and I can show you my pet polar bear. If you are planning on writing to Santa Clause this year, bring your letter. He lives just down the street so you can drop it off.

Just kidding, I play soccer.

So there is the 'rant' about me done. Hope you enjoyed ;) Few things regarding my writing though. I really do love to write, never realized it until I came on this website. So, I am thankful. I hope you enjoy my writing style. I've had a couple of people inbox me saying how 'amazing they think I am' and it honestly makes my day. I love it. I'm sitting here smiling like an idiot thinking of it right now.

As much as I love getting stuff like that, I don't give a whole lot, so If you've gotten something from me in the same sort of context. Kudos. I don't give 'free complements' out a lot. I don't believe everyone deserves them. Some of the writers on this are pretty... terrible. Not trying to offend, but I've read some pretty horrible stuff and I'm looking at the reviews thinking what the hell is wrong with you people? Or, the update was like 100 words and no one makes a comment regarding the length, they just say 'I love it :)' and I'm like 'No.' I find it actually hilarious when the right about 900 words over the course of 7 chapters then complain that they're not getting reviews or that they have 'writers block'. Hunny, you have to write in order to have writers block.

Not trying to offend anyone, that's just how I feel.

On the same note, I've read some freaking fantastic stories as well. Some writers on fanfic are beyond amazing and they deserve some recognition. Especially when I find out they're like three or four years younger than I am and they are writing stuff I can only dream of writing that good. Job well done.

My personal favorites are AlphaBetaSoup, to be young forever, and CherisEveryMoment.

No I have never actually communicated with them, with the exception of my new 'aquantince' 'AlphaBetaSoup', more specificly, 'Alpha', but I absolutely adore their writing styles. Just thought I'd let you know.

So that's it. Thanks for reading if you stuck it the whole way through.

One this I haven't done yet, it made 'friends'. So if you are reading this and we have something in common, or the same look on things and you want to inbox me, please don't hesitate.

I don't bite.

and I'm not that rude.

At least I think I'm not.

Anyways, yeah. Wouldn't mind having a friend.

Thanks for reading.

-Alex

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Desire of The Soul by Mickey Rae reviews
It's Jack's first day at his new school, Seaford High. The first person he meets is a girl, blond hair, black framed glasses, and very shy. He doesn't know why he's so interested in this girl, but he can't seem to get her off of his mind. But when he learns about her past, will he still feel the same way? Better than it sounds. R&R!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Not Since You by ForeverInMemory reviews
Five years ago,just before graduation,Kim leaves unexpectedly.Now she's back bringing a secret in tow.What is the secret?Will Jack forgive her?Follow her as she goes through the aftermath of her leaving and the story behind it.PS:I suck at summary
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kim C., Jack B.
Shakespeare in Love by TheNobleSavage reviews
When Jack and the gang get sucked into auditioning for the school play, Kim and Jack get forced into a very awkward situation. With Jack wrestling about his feelings for Kim, how is he going to be able to pull off being Romeo in Romeo and Juliet with Kim as his Juliet? And how is the gang going to adapt to Shakespeare and theatre kids? Find out in Shakespeare in Love.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,933 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Kickin' It: Vandals Anonymous by AlphaBetaSoup reviews
Late one night, someone breaks into and vandalizes the Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy. With no evidence or clues leading to who did it, the Wasabi Warriors try to solve the case on their own. KICK. ALPHA.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,248 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - [Jack B., Kim C.] Wasabi Warriors
The Hunt by thoughts like stars reviews
They have 21 days. To find the priceless sword that belonges to Bobby Wasabi. How hard can it be? With twenty other dojos competiting, it's gonna be fierce. Of course, The Wasabi Warriors take the summer challenge. But once you're in...you can't get out. / COMPLETE.
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,769 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Kim C., Jack B. - Complete
Family Feuding by sportygirl11 reviews
Jack and Kim have been dating for a year and a half. They thought nothing could tear them apart. That is until Jack met Kim's dad. Will Mr. Crawford finally push Jack until he blows? Will he break them up, or make them stronger? AU!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Wasabi Vs Dragons: A True Love Story by WritersWayOfLife reviews
We All know that Kim quit the Black Dragons after she met Jack. But what could have happened if she hadn't quit? And now her Sensei has given her a mission. Break Jack Anderson's heart. But will she be able to do it? Or will she fall for Jack?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,584 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Halloween Thief! by thoughts like stars reviews
When the gang finds out that some of Rudy's awards have been stolen, Jack and Kim are on the case.The guys also find a new friend that they think is a ghost. Or maybe wanting to get close to the dojo? *co-written with ConfusingStateOfMind*
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,472 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Face Down by This is a Creative Name reviews
Jack loves Kim, but she's dating Dexter Poe. When he finds out that he's abusing Kim, how far will Jack go to save her? Song Fic for Kack, Kick, or Jim, which ever you call them, using Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
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The Game is Never Over reviews
Jack and Kim's lives were just beginning to look normal again. Unfortunately, Exavier has planes of his own. With the three corky Wasabi Warriors thrown into the mix, as well as some old friends, Jack and Kim are forced to go on the the deadliest adventure of their lives. Like the fairytales, will it have a happy ending? Sequel to 'I'll be Your Hero'
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
When You Love Something reviews
"Why'd you just take off your shirt Kim?" "Are you going to rape me?" "Uh, wasn't planning on it." "Then we don't have an issue."- Best friends, Kim and Jack find themselves alone at Jack's house the day after Donna's wild party. Kim has no memory of the previous night, so Jack must explain it to her. What will happen? More importantly, what did they do?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Aren't I Lucky? reviews
"A movie? About me? Whats so special about me? I'm boring."/ "I think you're anything but."/ "There's nothing exciting about dying Jack."- It was an interesting story for two very interesting people, and it was a beautiful one. But most importantly, it was their story. However, in order to understand their story, you have to start from the beginning...
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
Lucky Number Thirteen reviews
"Because I liked you Austin! God, how could you be so stupid? I liked you and you left."/ Austin messed up big time, but no one is really sure why. Will an unexpected turn of events spark a new found relationship, or will he loose her, again. One things for sure, it'll be a hell of a lot easier to figure it out once she talks to him. AU. Ausally. Read&Review!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Thunderstorms reviews
"You're not afraid of thunderstorms, are you?"/"Whaaaa? Pfft, no."/ "That has got to be the worst attempt at a lie I've ever heard." "Leave me alone! I'm sleeping!"- Ally didn't want to be alone, she doesn't like being alone and since she is in a hotel far away from home, she seeks comfort from the only person she feels safe with-Austin. One-Shot, Auslly, Fluff. Read and Review!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Huntsman's Tale reviews
In a post-apocalyptic North America Mrs Gold, also known as the Evil Queen has taken over. To gain an advantage over her competition, she had sent the best Huntsman around, Jack, to take the daughter of her rivals heart. Literally. Will he be able to go through with it? Or with she steal his heart instead? Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin it.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,110 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Crazier reviews
One look. That's all it takes for him to make me lose my mind. But I am so sick of the mind tricks. This is all a game Jack, and whoever falls first, looses. So bring it on. Disclaimer; I do not own Kickin it. Please Read and Review!:
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
The BoyFriend Tag reviews
"Yes it's on! I hit record thirty seconds ago" "Oh well then, I've never done this before. How do we start?" "I'll start. My name is Kim Crawford, beside me sits my loser of a boyfriend Jack Anderson-" "Hey!" "And this is the Boyfriend tag..."
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Perfects Overrated reviews
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to look beyhond the imperfections. Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin it.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,342 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kim C., Jack B. - Complete
Awkward reviews
All Eddie Johnson was, was awkward. One-shot. Eddie!Centric. Slight mention of 'Jace' and 'Kick'. Based on the episode of 'KungFu Cop' with Stacy Wiseman. Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin it. Please read and Review!:
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Eddie - Complete
I'll Be Your Hero reviews
Kim and Jack are both 18 now. They've left their old lives and started new ones. But what happens when these new lives accidentally cross paths when Jack saves Kim from an attemptive rape and Is forced to drag her along on his quest to 'save the world'
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,809 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete