Poll: What is your favorite Skyla pairing? Vote Now!
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, and Elder Scroll series.
Hello, and welcome to my profile! I happen to be mediocre at writing, and I hope to do this site justice.
Here is everything about me you are permitted to know:
I can proudly say that I am a Catholic, and as such I despise Lemons. So don't ask me to write one.
Also, I will do requests, so ask away.
As for my age... Well, I will tell you that I am less than twenty.
I do know that I can spot errors and other such things, so I will be happy to become a Beta for anyone who really needs it.
Note: I will never write about or support a yaoi/yuri pairing; they disgust me beyond all reason and I will usually abstain from talking about said subject, furthermore, I choose to respect the characters in question's sexuality; if there is no solid proof of a character being a homosexual, then I will assume that the character is straight.
Also, to all of those Incest, yaoi/yuri, and Harem lovers; you guys need to find better uses of your time. I admit, there are canon yaoi and yuri pairings out there, but please, for the love of all that is good and holy left in this in this world, don't take straight people and twist them into something they're not. Please.
I have returned from my vacation; it was quite enlightening. I am now returning to my Beta duties will full vigor.
Shippings I support:
Pokeshipping: I was a fan of the show from the very beginning, and even when I was a little kid, I thought that they acted a lot like a married couple...
Contestshipping: I really think that this pairing is more cannon than Poke... And do I really need to prove a point about it?
I have a few others, but I... Kinda can't spell them...
X and Alia: I just... like the idea of them together I guess. I don't have much of an opinion on them, just that they seem to have a deeper relationship than meets the eye.
Zero and Iris: Now this is one of the reasons that I even wanted a profile in the first place. I really thought that Zero got the short end of the stick for losing Iris so cruelly, and I intend to write a lengthy story about them soon...
Axl and Cinnamon: I just found this crack pairing one day, and thought: hmm, I think it's cute.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM ANY FANDOM (including O.C.s):
3. Christina (O.C.)
5. Nicholas (O.C.)
10. Richard (O.C.)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(Brock) marry (Gallade)?! So, rejected again, Brock? Well, I can sympathize with your girl problems, but this is not the right way to go, man; find a human! Preferably a girl!
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Burgh)- Well, I might ask him what he thought of Christina, and I'd probably ask him to draw a picture of a Blaziken for me.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(May)- Now that would be interesting. I would probably stand there for a moment and then either shake her hand, or give her a family hug. *shrugs*
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Ash)- Well, Ash, what did your hero complex make you do this time?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Gallade)- I have next to no friends anyway, but I do have some weird friends, so I would probably just tell him to can it.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Richard)- Well, Richard is a self-insert [with a different name, of course] so it would be pretty hard to ignore myself. *shrugs*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(Skyla)- Either toss me her parachute knife, or use Sawanna to give me aircover, or both.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
(Misty)- Probably use one of her Pokemon to take me to a doctor while she gave me a serious talk about being careful.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
(Christina)- She would probably give me a good book.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
(Brock)- He would help me out by using his Pokemon.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Nicholas)- He would probably ask me why I'm doing something stupid, or he would want a front row seat, depending on the action in question.
You're about to marry number 1. What's 10's reaction:
I am about to marry (Skyla)?!? AWWWWW YEAH! Well, again, Richard is a self insert, so it's a-GO!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(May)- Would probably tell me that the girl that left me wasn't worth my time if she was willing to leave.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Gallade)- He would support me by coaching me through it, or, if it is a Pokemon tournament, then he would support me by fighting his hardest!
You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
(Richard)- Well, if he were another person, then he would probably be laughing at whatever I was laughing at.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Skyla)- *pulls on shirt collar* Well... She's nice, she's a pilot, (something I want to be when I get the money to do so), and she is pretty good looking, if I do say so myself.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 8.
(Misty) tells me about her love for (Ash)? AWWW YEAH! Anyway, I'd try and assist her in any way that I could.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his parents. Would you get along?
(Christina)- Considering that she is my self insert's sister, I would never engage in incest. Besides, I think that my parents are okay with me... If not, then I have a BIG problem! 0.o;
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Nicholas) Kiss (Burgh)?! No! I doubt that Burgh rolls that way, and Nicholas would puke at the mere thought.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
(Burgh)- I would ask him to stop being a jerk.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
I got a haircut and (May) won't stop looking at it? Well, I'd think that she was wondering why I got a buzz cut every time I went to the barber.
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
(Ash)- well, if Ash ever got out of his ten year old rut, I'd ask him if he had Misty's handkerchief, and what he associates it with, after that, I would help him out with whomsoever he chose (Misty. *wink* *wink* *hint* *hint*)
Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
(Skyla)- sent me a love e-mail?!? AWWWW YEAH! Well, I'd begin to date her immidiately, of course!
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Skyla) kissing (Richard)? I'd just leave them alone, it's not uncommon.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Christina) and (Brock) are probably discussing the best breeding techniques, and how a basic nature can affect a Pokemon's growth.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates
(Skyla) and (Burgh)? No. Married? possibly, but not 'soul mates'.
Would 2 trust 5?
(Misty) trust (Nicholas)? Possibly, if they met under the right circumstances.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
(Brock) Pokes (Richard)? Well, Richard has a fairly long 'fuse', so to speak, but Brock keeps it up, he would get an elbow to the gut, and that would be the end of it.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Nicholas) and (Skyla) would probably pick History, as Nicholas likes the subject, and Skyla would want to know more about the Aura Knights.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
(Burgh) and (Christina)? Probably German meatballs.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(May) and (Gallade)? Eh, Psychiatry is the only thing that I can think of.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
(Ash) give (Nicholas) a haircut!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No. The only thing left to do would be to give Nicholas a buzz cut, or shave his head if it was bad enough.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Gallade) sketching (Burgh) a girlfriend? It would either be Elsa or Christina, and Burgh would probably like the results.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Richard) and (Gallade) Blushing while they talk? They'd be talking about women, I suppose.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Skyla) accidentally kicking (Richard)? Well, Skyla surely wouldn't have meant it, so Richard wouldn't have given it a second thought.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
(Misty) missent a message to (Gallade)? Heh, Gallade would be confused and ask about it if he could, and the situation would resolve itself.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
(Nicholas) and (Burgh) workout together? It would be more like Nicholas training Burgh.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
I didn't invite (Burgh)?!? I would apologize immediately, and offer him an invite.
7 won the lottery?
(May) won the lottery? She'd use it to help others, as well as going on a gigantic shopping spree.
8 had quite a big secret?
(Ash) it would probably be that he likes Misty...
9 became a singer?
(Gallade) became a singer? Well, he can use Aura, so I don't doubt that he could sing, but not as a career.
10 has a daughter?
(Richard)- Yes, he does. (in the future, that is.)
What would 1 think of 2?
(Skyla) would probably think that (Misty) was a bit too angry all the time.
How would 3 greet 9?
(Christina) would greet (Gallade) just like she always does; with a 'hello'.
What would 4 envy about 5?
(Brock) would envy (Nicholas) over the fact that Nicholas can actually get a date.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
(Nicholas) would dream that (Burgh) and Christina were married, or some such thing.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
(Burgh) and (May)? Not a lot: Maybe a shared passion for the aesthetically pleasing, perhaps.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
(May) might get mad at (Ash) for taking her noodles at a restaurant...
Where would 8 meet 9?
(Ash) would meet (Gallade) in a Pokemon battle, where else?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
(Gallade) wouldn't keep anything from (Richard). [besides, he can't.]
What would make 10 scared of 1?
(Richard) would be afraid of (Skyla) if she lost her temper with him.
Is 3 Homosexual?
(Christina)-*does spit-take* NO! She likes Burgh!
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
(Brock) Eh, I don't think that way, but I think if he'd just calm down, he'd get a girl soon enough.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
(Misty) and (Burgh)? No, Burgh is too old for her.
5/9 or 5/10?
(Nicholas) and (Gallade), or (Nicholas) and (Richard)... No to either of them, but if I must choose, Nicholas and Richard as a brother to brother family bond, and nothing more.
10 kills 4, 4's last words
(Richard) kills (Brock)?!? Brock would probably say something like this, "Great... I'm going to die before I even got to have a girlfriend... WHY!?!?!"
Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
(Christina) and (Richard)- "When shadows begin to emanate from the Sinnoh Region, Richard and Cristina go to investigate the source of the shadows, and put stop to it. Brother/Sister family bonding, nothing more."
Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?
(Skyla) and (Ash)? As much as I hate to say this... Yes. -_-...
Suggest a title for a 7/2 hurt/comfort fic?
(May) and (Misty)- "After Ash's rejection of her, May calls an old friend of hers to try and vent out her frustrations.
What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
(Richard)- "THANK YOU GOD!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
"By the Time This Night is Over" by Kenny G.
If you wrote a 1/6 fic, what would the warning be?
(Skyla) and (Burgh) "WARNING: I purposely did this as badly as possible in order to screw up this pairing! If you like it, go elsewhere!"
What would be a good pick up line for 9 to use on 2?
(Gallade) and (Misty) "... I don't think of human girls that way, so I wouldn't have one."
8 walks into 10's room while he/she is changing, what would happen?
(Ash) walks into (Richard)'s room while he is changing? As long as Richard wasn't changing his undies, he wouldn't care if Ash walked in or not.
10 and 2 are in the middle of a battle when 7 comes flying through screaming "Super (7's name)"
(Richard) and (Misty) are in a battle when (May) comes flying through screaming, "Super May!" ... HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! Richard would simply facepalm while Misty would roll over laughing.
2 proposes to 3.
(Misty) Proposes to (Christina)!?!?!? Christina would say no, and present Misty for psychiatric evaluation for that.
What would you do if 7/8 was canon?
(May) and (Ash)? I'd feel disappointed that it wasn't Misty, as I'm a Pokeshipper, but it wouldn't be too bad. I don't mind Advanceshipping.
How do you feel now?
Frodo:I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes.
Lies and deceit are the stuff of evil; do not be tempted to utilize them. (Myself)
Do, or do not. There is no try.
“With great power, comes great responsibilty.”
The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
“Kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people, setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them. Cheer them. Scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours, just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble...and finally allows us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.”
"People break down into two groups. If they experience something lucky, group number one sees it as more than just luck. More than coincidence. They see it as a Sign. Evidence that there is someone up there watching out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. A happy turn of chance. For them, this situation is a fifty-fifty. Could be bad; could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. There are those people. But there's a lot of people in group number one. They're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there'll be someone there to help. And that fills them with hope. So what you have to ask yourself is which kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees Signs? Sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or look at it this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?"
SAM: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something.
Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel.
"I personally believe, that if you cannot become a better person from something, then it is best not to associate yourself with it." (Myself)
"Those who attempt to humiliate others, only serve to humiliate themselves." (Myself)
"Dear, God! What has happened to the American people? I thought that The United States was a place of debate and freedom, not a place of biased politics! I thought that everyone's opinions were to be respected and heard with due consideration, not shouted down when someone important doesn't like it! I thought that the Constitution was a document that was the unchanging and absolute law of the land, applicable to all, and subservient to none. Not the worthless piece of parchment that it is being portrayed as in the modern era!" (Myself)
Thinking of you wherever you are.
We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend; now, I step forward to realize this wish.
And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard; or maybe it has already begun.
There are many worlds; but they share the same sky, one sky, and one destiny.
(Kiari, Kingdom Hearts: I and II)
The closer to the light you become, the longer your shadow also becomes: But do not be afraid; you have within yourself the greatest power over darkness. So do not be afraid.
(Unknown: Kingdom Hearts I)
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, imagine what you'll know tomorrow." Unknown- Men in Black
"Do you know what honor is? Honor is ability to walk away from power; the ability to give up everything for someone else, and the man you make yourself to be. Always do the best you can do, and never tarnish your good name; as it is the only thing you truly own in this life."- My Grandfather
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"- Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
The Gentleman's Code of Conduct:
-Be always ready for duty with your armor on, even when you are taking rest at night.
-Defend the poor, and help those who can not defend themselves
-Do your best not to hurt others.
-Be prepared to fight in the defense of your country.
-At whatever you are working, try to win honor and a name for honesty.
-Never break your promise.
-Maintain the honor of your country with your life. Die honestly rather than live
-Chivalry requireth that the youth should be trained to perform the most laborious and humble offices with cheerfulness and grace.
-Always do good unto others.
-Never turn your back to someone who needs assistance.
-Never to refuse a challenge from an equal... Unless it is rooted in dishonesty or jealousy.
-At all times speak the truth.
-Guard the honor and integrity of fellow Knights.
-Obey those placed in authority.
-Selflessly protect the weak and defenseless.
Obituary for the late Mr. Common Sense:
Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses, rather than places of worship; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Rest in peace Toonami.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host: You will live on forever in this.
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