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Joined 02-19-12, id: 3739523, Profile Updated: 04-15-12
Author has written 6 stories for Touhou Project.

I'm no one special, just another author on FF.net.

Those who will know me, will.

To all else, apologies in advance for any pain you may receive when reading my future works or listening to my rants.

My first fanfiction is is full swing, check it out some time if you're in for a few laughs.

...The laughs being from me being a bad author, not the story itself.

I wanted to make a story with action, adventure, friendship, and magic.

...When I realized I couldn't do that I wrote a bad fanfiction.

But yeah, it's really nice to actually write something, to tell a story.

I've been told that I can be a bit... harsh on myself, and I admit to that, but I'm always worrying that I may come off as egotistical... because at times I can be... and at times happens all the time.

My visions of grandeur and ego of being an elitist are apparent at times, if you look hard enough.

Please review and criticize my works if possible, the only thing worse than doing something wrong is knowing your doing something wrong, but no one will tell you what is wrong. I like this story that's come up in my head, I want to do it justice.


Personality: Weird, Spazzy, Idealistic (Though always hesitant about spreading his own ideas around.) , always worrying, wishes to be trustworthy (though always worries about failing to deliver.) , jocular.

Likes: Most things.

Hates: Everything else.

Special Skills: Can induce confusion with conversation.

Fun Fact: Tries to make himself sound smart and philosophical, but is really a fool.

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Gensokyo my Beloved by Fonzi the Survivalist reviews
It's late spring, year 125 in Gensokyo when a mass spiriting-away of outsiders takes place. The Hakurei shrine maiden thinks this is just a minor incident, easy to resolve. But is it...?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 709,252 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 1/11/2012 - OC
The Chords of Paradise by Zap797 reviews
When a young man tries to get a job on his travels, he ends up getting thrown into something he never expected that was possible! With only his trusty guitar by his side, he tries to get by in this new world the only way he knows how: Keep moving foreword with a song at hand!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 222,057 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Alice M., OC] Mystia L.
Letters to Reimu by Another Man reviews
Reimu was killed in her defeat to Usutho, allowing the raven to conquer Gensokyo. The result was an irradiated world, incapable of supporting lifeforms. Only through Yukari's gap, the rest of the cast found themselves among us, and finally dawned onto them of the late miko's selfless sacrifices to protect the Gensokyo she loved. Pretty dark work. AU OOC modern day Earth
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Reimu H.
2 Frozen Paradise by Sonanoka21093 reviews
I have returned after my fifteen month hiatus! The second part of Project Paradise. Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if Team Nine were the focus of a series of stories? Do you like when Cirno says eye instead of I? If you answered yes to the first question, then have I a treat for you! If you answered yes to the second question, please turn back now, for Cirno can speak!
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 145,047 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - [Cirno, OC] [Rumia, Mima]
Flandre's Big Adventure by Nibelheim reviews
Flandre Scarlet has always wanted to experience the outside world for herself. Locked away for most of her life because of her unpredictable nature, Flandre grows bored of the same thing until one night, she slips away from the mansion. Along the way she meets the various inhabitants of Gensokyo while both causing and getting caught up in troublesome situations.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,517 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Cirno, Flandre S.
A Weakened Border by RulerOfRuins reviews
Leads to gaps. Gaps that allows many Youkai to enter the Human Realm. This wouldn't be a problem if Yukari actually did her job. Well...if she did then this story wouldn't have a plot...and my OC would need to get an actual job...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,320 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
Friends by Hyper Waddle Dee reviews
Yes, she had come up with the perfect plan. It was dangerous. It would have dire consequences. It was the sort of thing that got her locked up in the first place. But she would finally get the friend she so desired. (Critiques are much appreciated!)
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Marisa K., Flandre S.
Touhou: Unchained Distortion of Reality by MaelstormCaT reviews
After losing his home, an average human is brought into Gensokyo by a certain gap youkai. This is his story as he tries to make a new home in this new and unfamiliar land. Note: will contain epic spell card battle... hopefully.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 223,408 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012
Touhou Chronicles by Etherdrone reviews
A newcomer arrives at Gensokyo after a great battle. Damaged, with low reserves of power, he tries to find his place within this strange, new world he has been introduced to. Please comment/review.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 423,809 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010
Yukari's Offer by Metroid Life reviews
Yukari decides she needs a new shikigami.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Yukari Y., Ran Y.
Ephemeral Shrine Maiden by TCAnimorph reviews
In a reality where Gensokyo doesn't exist and Marisa is a chemistry major, youkai struggle to survive against a lack of belief and a sinister force seeking to exterminate them for good. When the violet youkai literally crash-lands in the red-white's front yard, though, there may be hope for them yet. AU. Unfinished, no longer being updated.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Reimu H., Yukari Y. - Complete
The Madness of Laevateinn by Nicolas Crossworth reviews
Early in the year 2000, in the quiet rural areas under the flag of the Crown, the Scarlet Mansion was enjoying its peaceful seclusion from the rest of the world... Until a long gone visitor decided to drop by, thus setting of the trigger for a futile quest for a cure. OC alert, rated T.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 223,578 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Flandre S., Yukari Y.
Temporal Quintessence by Nuclear Hell Raven reviews
An assassination plot aimed at Remilia Scarlet. A hideous revolution of twisted motives. A desperate search to recover the one she lost. A malicious plot to drag all into the world of fear. A betrayal of mistresses with catastrophic consequences. Secrets hidden away from the light of truth. The clock has been set for 24 hours, and Gensokyo will experience a day like none other.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Remilia S.
1 Dreams of Paradise by Sonanoka21093 reviews
The story of a girl that wound up in Gensoukyou due to forbidden template silliness and the start of her adventures alongside team 9. Includes ridiculous theories put into play and follows its own beat. Part 1 of the Paradise series, not to mention my first story. As such, it needs work. 28/139 chapters vaguely bettered. Restarting; final edits incoming. Nearly caught up to edits.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 139 - Words: 222,570 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Cirno, Mystia L., Rumia, OC - Complete
An Epic Failure of the Touhou Project (on hiatus) by Sweebation reviews
On hiatus.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,008 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011
I Negative Bullet by SorrowfulReincarnation reviews
Awaking without memories,neither of who he is or what he is, a youkai tries to find his lost past in the land he awoke in.Doomed to be a walking enigma,he roams Gensokyo for his past, present, future and purpose... Book 1 in the "Negative Bullet Project". Finished.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 919,311 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rumia - Complete
Gensokyan Backstories by jcarreau reviews
Every person has a past. Every person has a story. The people of Gensokyo are no different. But how did the characters of the Touhou Project end up where they are now? Gensokyan Backstories attempts to answer that.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
The Swordsmith's Wish and the Spirit's Grudge by Winged Ikaros reviews
All stories begin with a change. This one starts when Teruhi Masamune, an ordinary blacksmith, aids a rather special and motley group of pilgrims and their goddess one stormy night. This encounter will change Masamune's fate, making her reconsiderate her beliefs and foundations of her life. Little does she know that it will also set the spark for great changes on Gensokyo...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Mima
Strife of Vampire by NazoDi reviews
After some how being captured by the United States military, Remilia has been rescued by a young man. Weakened and on the run, she tries to find her sister and return to Gensokyo while the military tries to recapture them. Violence. Suggestive themes.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,035 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Functioning Alcoholic by Solblight reviews
Ibuik Suika is a permanent guest at the Hakurei Shrine, but does Reimu know exactly what Suika does when she's not around? Or even when she IS around? Join Suika on her misadventures as she uh... she uh... Hic! What was I doing again...?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Suika I., Kogasa T. - Complete
Lunacy by Arbutus reviews
Eirin recalls her flight from the lunar capital during several visits with Keine, gaining the attention of an eavesdropping Mokou. A story about life and death.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kaguya H., F. n. Mokou
Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness by Talos Angel reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this; I was drunk when I did so. I am leaving it up for archival purposes.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Reimu H., Marisa K. - Complete
When All Your Dreams Come True by Atiaran reviews
AU during the First Season. Zuko has finally captured Aang and returned to the Fire Nation. He couldn't be happier. Really, he couldn't. Warning: Very dark. Rated M for violent themes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Zuko - Complete
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Cops, Robbers, Youkai reviews
For Jack Spring, it started out with a simple life. Then, everything changed when the fire nati-when he found a girl staring at him in his run down apartment. Since then, he's been noticing things around him that he never saw before. And, of course, he exploited them to the best of his ability. When he travels to Gensokyo- Hiatus.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Reimu H., Yukari Y., Youmu K.
Operation: Youkai Mountain reviews
Who would do something so dastardly as to invade Youkai Mountain? ...No, not an outsider. As night falls upon the mountain, a small group of uninvited 'guests' charge forward under the veil of shadow to enact a plan, one that, if successful, would change Gensokyo forever, and reform the rocky balance of power in Gensokyo. One Shot. Good amounts of danmaku fighting . Good times?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Suwako M., Cirno
From Gensokyo With Danmaku! reviews
My first fanfiction, which I am redoing with a new title. I am leaving this one up for both nostalgia and archival purposes. It's a standard OC flick... not done well however. Dead Fic.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,003 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012
A Tale of Sake and Fighting, The Underground Arena reviews
Sitting at a bar in the streets of old hell, you see an amiable oni drinking. She pats you on the back, laughing between drinks of sake. Then, she starts telling you a tale...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Yuugi H.
Gensokyo's Darkest Day reviews
When an incident falls over Gensokyo, who will save us? Oh wait, look in the sky! It's an OC, it's Kogasa, no, it's Hakurei Reimu! Her intuition never fails, right! ...Maybe not. When Reimu cannot find the real culprit of this incident, and the search seems as endless as the night, will she prevail? Will she bring day back to Gensokyo? And will she ride Genji? Quick One-Shot. -ASB
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Reimu H., Marisa K. - Complete
A Tale of the Past reviews
A quick one-shot about a monk and a thieving youkai.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete