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A friend told me about this site when we were wasting time in school writing stories and drawing comics with action and comedy. Then I come on here and find mostly romance stories. I'll roll with it.

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(some of my) Favorite Pairings

Yoruichi/Sui-Feng- Bleach

Delphyne Gorgon/ Amadeus Cho- Marvel Comics

Cloud/Tifa- Final Fantasy VII

Taskmaster/ Mercedes Merced- Marvel Comics

Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy- DC Comics

Shikamaru/Temari- Naruto

Zuko/Mai- Avatar the Last Airbender

Naruto/Hinata

Prince of Persia/Farah

Prince of Persia/Kaileena

Kimiko/Raimundo- Xiaolin Showdown (WTF?)

Thirteen Court Guard Squads Rules of Cleaning
1. When moving heavy objects: NO BANKAI!
2. If an embarassing object is found: NO BANKAI!
3. When reprimanding a lazy subordinate: NO BANKAI!

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Naruto vs Sasuke The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 66 - Words: 774,136 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tale of the Kurai Kitsune by ShadowStar91 reviews
He passed on his first attempt, gained a team that cared, a sensei that taught them, and then almost lost it all. Now being placed on a team once more, how will Konoha's Dark Fox handle a stuck up prick and useless fangirl? Slight NaruOC NaruHina SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 222,560 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Second Chance by bigdogneversleeps reviews
Minato does not die during the Kyuubi's sealing, but instead is put into a deep coma. He finally wakes up to an unexpected world, and the first things he sees? His son.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,283 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Lost Idol by bigdogneversleeps reviews
Nine year old Naruto Uzumaki learns a lesson early in life about death, one that he never wished to learn, and would change his future from being the knuckleheaded blonde we all enjoy. Strong Naruto, NaruHina in later chapters. Unique takes on many characters, multiple OC's will be involved
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,348 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Suigetsu H.
Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 201,571 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 3,642 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23763 - Favs: 13,420 - Follows: 12,328 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rewriting the Past by jbriz reviews
Everything was gone. With one attack, Madara had wiped out everything I held dear. I was about ready to give up, but then I was offered another chance. A chance to do it all over again. A chance to save everyone. Time travel. good Kyuubi, Pairings: Mina/Kushi, Naru/Hina (later on), others to follow. rated T for violence, some language, and minor mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,745 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Growing Pains by joriholic73 reviews
X-23 has feelings that she doesn't really understand towards someone she hardly knows, and that person feels the same way. But she knows she will only end up hurting her in one way or another so she decides to stay away. Well Mercury just won't accept that I suck with summaries the story is better this is a girlxgirl pairing so if you don't like that or it offends you don't read .
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Cessily K./Mercury, Laura K./X-23
Freezing: Hearts of Ice by lord of the land of fire reviews
Kazuya Aoi is the ultimate prize; the strongest Limiter in the world. Now which Pandora will claim him?
Freezing/フリージング - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,835 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011
The New Couple by bigdogneversleeps reviews
Before everyone is trying to catch Itachi Uchiha and before Jiraiya's death, an event of major proportions occured, causing a signifcant change to the story for our two main character, Naruto and Hinata (CANCELLED)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Breath Of Life by dazae15 reviews
Fury is met with a new group trying to enslave Earth that is calling themselves, The Ogdoad. Egyptian word for a group of deities. He calls upon the Avengers to help once again, but that's not all the help he's getting. A young mutant has agreed to help, but will this new addiction to the team help or be the Avengers downfall?
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Laura K./X-23, Captain America/Steve R.
The girl with the golden hoop by rikkuc15 reviews
I'm not good with titles. Yoruichi and Sui are in college together. Yoruichi is intrigued by the small girl right away. However, Sui is unsure as to how she feels, especially since she has a secret that will hold her back. I will try and update weekly. But I get writers block. Review about the plot not about the bad grammar I already know I have bad grammar.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Those Eyes of Hers by Nagi Kokuyo reviews
The first time he met her, she hospitalized him for over a month and killed hundreds in the process. It was destined to be the first of many. The second time, it was years later and he didn't realize it until later. The third time, she saved him from being gutted by an alien. At that point, he figured they should just trade numbers and get it over with. Avengers/X-Men Cross 4 Parts
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Laura K./X-23, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete