Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha, and Gakuen Alice.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (So me! XD)
YELLOW!!! sesshyluhvr here ...I'm random and like reading so I'll more likely be reading something other than publishing stories Favorite Animal: Wolves. Hands down. I adore them more than anything else. I like the feline family too. But canines take the cake _
I love to watch anime and .read mangas...(YAOI)basically i just love to read :)
I am...-drum roll- THE DARKNESS THAT LURKS AROUND EVERY CORNER!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!
HOBBIES:i love to taunt,tease and antagonize people ;p...i have a vivid imagination _
AND I LOVE (most)ANIMALS!!!
Live fast and die young.(BY: Uphill Both Ways)
OPEN YER MIND. TRY TA FUCKIN LEARN SOMETHING.
DO SOMETHING, BE SOMETHING, BEFORE YOU DIE.-TPP(by :The Petulant Prodigy)T
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے Smoking Is BAD
He BOLD IS WHO I AM
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
Yaoi is derived from "YAmete, Oshiri (ga) Itai" which literally means "Stop, my butt hurts!"
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, OnyxSand, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr
If you think F.E.A.R. stands for Fuck Everything And Run, post this on your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED!
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!
95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh, Sesshomaru, Shizaya, Akatsuki!)
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
i DoN'T SuFFeR FRoM iNSaNiTY... i eNJoY eVeRY MiNuTe oF iT. iF You aRE iNSaNe (aND LoVe VoCaLoiDS) aND eNJoYiNG eVeRY SeCoND, aND PRouD oF iT, CoPY THiS aND PaSTe iT iNTo YouR PRoFiLe!
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
f you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD,Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315,SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr
You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):
1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("What a drag..." "Foolish little brother." "...un.")
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Parents wouldn't let me, in video games however, my dogs are either Kiba or Akamaru.)
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee. (sometimes)
13) You try to kill your brother everyday
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your mom's/brother's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball. (I mutter it. People next to me look at me like WTH?)
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (My teachers would get mad)
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (I got so many WTF stares. X3)
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (My pocket)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Guns don't kill people. I do.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. ((Walking down memory lane) (Slap) WHY DID I DO THAT?! T_T)
If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile
If you KNOW you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)
RIP Itachi Uchiha
He shall live on in our hearts!
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If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!
If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, AkatsukiHimikai,sesshyluhvr
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies.
Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))
Jobun = Foreword
Ichi = One
Haru = Spring
Sayonara = Goodbye
Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)
Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...
Koibito / Amate = Lover
Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'
Koi = Love
Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart
Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)
Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'
Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom
Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)
Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)
Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)
Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)
Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'
Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'
Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle
Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin
Ossan = Old man / Mister
Onna = Woman
Gaki = Brat
-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama
-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san
-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun
-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan
-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei
-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)
-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)
-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai
-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai
Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...
1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!
2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.
3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...
5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!
9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.
10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.
12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.
14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!
20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.
21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too
24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.
25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?
29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.
30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...
31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!
32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.
Man, those pick up lines are just so LAME! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
You and me are Friends
You Cry, I Cry
You Laugh, I Laugh
You Fight, I Got Your Back
You Jump Off A Bridge . . .
I'm gonna miss your emails.
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept
-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth
-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-All sane people who worked here quit
-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane
-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly
-I will temporarily rule the world, forever
-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf man he heard it fine.
Naruto Name Meanings:
Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)
Itachi- Weasel (Yay Weasel-kun!)
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)
Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)
Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)
Deidara- Mud (SON OF A *!!) or Day Flaw (...)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)
Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)
Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain
Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)
Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)
Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) It's Kite.
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!)
Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)
Yamato- Ancient name for Japan (Huh, never woulda guessed)
Konan - Instep (Hm, random, I expected something with paper)
Zetsu - Reed (So . . . a plant)
Kakashi - Scarecrow
Madara - Spot
Justin Bieber says he is famous and has alot of little girl fans. Well Grimmjow says: BITCH PLEASE I HAVE BILLIONS OF FANS AND I DON'T EVEN EXIST!
WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THUNDER! DON'T YOU GET TO SCARED! JUST GRAB YOUR THUNDER BUDDIE AND SAY THESE MAGIC WORDS! FUCK YOU THUNDER! YOU CAN SUCK MY BANANA!
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD DEVIANT ART PISSED ME OFF MORE! Y WE NO POST NASTY LEMONS FOR GRIMMICHI!
I heard Pink on the radio. Fucking Perfect.
Who the hell is Toby Keth.
I alway's day dream of GrimmIchi doggy style *nosebleed*
(TAKEM FROM KAWII-CHANZ: VERSE 001 --> randomness
Now the Anime list of shows/manga (this is only some though)
Uragiri Wa Boku
Black bird(Not sure if it's an anime but it is a manga!)
Ai no Kusabi
Kyo kara maoh
Higurashi no naku koro ni (awesome)
Like I said...looong lol
Hikaru No Go
Death Note (Such a thriller!)
Ouran Highschool host club
Ah! my goddess!
NANA(Read the manga)
Demon King Daimao(Love this anime!)
Full metal Panic
Midori days/Midori no hibi
Prince of Tennis
Mew mew power
Ghost in the shell
ETC...I KNOW SO MUCH ANIME/MANGA IT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY...oh wait, it is
Make A Sentence:
1(Jan) - I shot
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
Funny Stuff I found:
“I'm not oblivious, I’ve just been ignoring you.” --Naruto
"Evil Beware; we have waffles." --Raven from Teen Titans
“Kitling, one true friend can be worth having to deal with a hundred mean kids. But if they’re mean to you again just tell me and I’ll beat ‘em up for you….and Gaara can hide the bodies in his gourd.” --Naruto to Kizuko
Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness.
“Sensei, when did the village library start stocking porno?” --Naruto and Sakura speaking in unison to Kakashi
“I’m not a parseltongue, I’m a parselmouth. The language I can speak and understand is parseltongue. And if you’ve ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch.” --Harry
“...No fuckin’ wonder people think he’s my damn girlfriend...little bastard prob’ly likes making them think that...” --Zabuza about Haku
“Ass-kicking sperm. I’ll remember that.” --Sasuke
“Sasuke needs to get drunk more often. He talked more last night than he did for the last four years!” --Naruto
"Our counterparts are more of ‘Stab first, stab second, then when everybody’s dead ask some questions" type of guys. -- Iruka talking to Naruto about Kakashi and Sasuke
Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi stood in the village square, trying to figure out the best way to kidnap Naruto. So far plan ‘smack him over the head with a two by four and drag him away by his feet’ was in the lead.
"Murder is a delicate form of artwork and should be treated as such." - Unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." --Unknown
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” --Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
People have hope, Because they cannot see Death standing behind them.
"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." --Carl Zwanzig
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." --General George S. Patton
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" --Scott Adams
"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?" --Unknown
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." -- George Carlin
"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." --Dimitri Martin
"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." --Unknown
"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." --Unknown
"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." --General Douglas MacArthur
"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." --Unknown
"Knowledge it power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil." --Unknown
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils... -- Louis Hector Berlioz
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." --Unknown
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." --Unknown
"It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it." --Unknown
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" --Unknown
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!" --Unknown
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." --Unknown
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing." --Unknown
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." --Unknown
"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true." --Unknown
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police." --Unknown
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?" --Unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." --Unknown
"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing." --Unknown
"I hear voices and they don't like you" --Unknown
"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." --Unknown
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." --Unknown
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." --Unknown
"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again." --Unknown
"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it." --Unknown
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." --Unknown
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." --Unknown
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic." --Unknown
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