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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (So me! XD)

YELLOW!!! sesshyluhvr here ...I'm random and like reading so I'll more likely be reading something other than publishing stories Favorite Animal: Wolves. Hands down. I adore them more than anything else. I like the feline family too. But canines take the cake _

I love to watch anime and .read mangas...(YAOI)basically i just love to read :)

I am...-drum roll- THE DARKNESS THAT LURKS AROUND EVERY CORNER!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!

HOBBIES:i love to taunt,tease and antagonize people ;p...i have a vivid imagination _

AND I LOVE (most)ANIMALS!!!


Live fast and die young.(BY: Uphill Both Ways)

OPEN YER MIND. TRY TA FUCKIN LEARN SOMETHING.

DO SOMETHING, BE SOMETHING, BEFORE YOU DIE.-TPP(by :The Petulant Prodigy)T

(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے Smoking Is BAD

He BOLD IS WHO I AM

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I
have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
RIGHTS Supporter, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN (not only American Southern), so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one."
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I like SHONEN AI, so I MUST be GAY.

Yaoi is derived from "YAmete, Oshiri (ga) Itai" which literally means "Stop, my butt hurts!"

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, OnyxSand, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr

If you think F.E.A.R. stands for Fuck Everything And Run, post this on your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED!
You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE!
You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO!
You say RAP I say HELL YEAH!
You say I'M WEIRD I say YES I AM!
Yeah, I’m one of the 92% of teenagers who still love rap. (when it’s done right)

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh, Sesshomaru, Shizaya, Akatsuki!)


If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

i DoN'T SuFFeR FRoM iNSaNiTY... i eNJoY eVeRY MiNuTe oF iT. iF You aRE iNSaNe (aND LoVe VoCaLoiDS) aND eNJoYiNG eVeRY SeCoND, aND PRouD oF iT, CoPY THiS aND PaSTe iT iNTo YouR PRoFiLe!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.


If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

f you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD,Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315,SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai, sesshyluhvr


You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("What a drag..." "Foolish little brother." "...un.")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Parents wouldn't let me, in video games however, my dogs are either Kiba or Akamaru.)

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee. (sometimes)

13) You try to kill your brother everyday

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your mom's/brother's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball. (I mutter it. People next to me look at me like WTH?)

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (My teachers would get mad)

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (I got so many WTF stares. X3)

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (My pocket)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile


QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. ((Walking down memory lane) (Slap) WHY DID I DO THAT?! T_T)

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile

If you KNOW you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)


RIP Itachi Uchiha

6/9/86-3/13/08

He shall live on in our hearts!

» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» « » «»
(·.·).I.(·.·)
(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..· Akastuki ·.
·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, AkatsukiHimikai,sesshyluhvr


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!


Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is so fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies.


Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai


January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
28 - AkatsukiHimikai
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Man, those pick up lines are just so LAME! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


"Friends"

You and me are Friends

You Cry, I Cry

You Laugh, I Laugh

You Fight, I Got Your Back

You Jump Off A Bridge . . .

I'm gonna miss your emails.

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf man he heard it fine.

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (Yay Weasel-kun!)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A *!!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) It's Kite.

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Yamato- Ancient name for Japan (Huh, never woulda guessed)

Konan - Instep (Hm, random, I expected something with paper)

Zetsu - Reed (So . . . a plant)

Kakashi - Scarecrow

Madara - Spot


Random Ness.

Justin Bieber says he is famous and has alot of little girl fans. Well Grimmjow says: BITCH PLEASE I HAVE BILLIONS OF FANS AND I DON'T EVEN EXIST!

WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THUNDER! DON'T YOU GET TO SCARED! JUST GRAB YOUR THUNDER BUDDIE AND SAY THESE MAGIC WORDS! FUCK YOU THUNDER! YOU CAN SUCK MY BANANA!

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD DEVIANT ART PISSED ME OFF MORE! Y WE NO POST NASTY LEMONS FOR GRIMMICHI!

I heard Pink on the radio. Fucking Perfect.

Who the hell is Toby Keth.

I alway's day dream of GrimmIchi doggy style *nosebleed*

WTF WORLD

(TAKEM FROM KAWII-CHANZ: VERSE 001 --> randomness

KAWIII-CCHHAANNNNZ OOOUUT!)

Now the Anime list of shows/manga (this is only some though)

Inuyasha

Angelic Layer

Peach Girl

One Piece

Antique Bakery

Naruto

Ranma 1/2

Maison Ikkoku

Uragiri Wa Boku

Hell girl

Rozen Maiden

Junjou Romantica

D.N. Angel

Clannad

Fruits basket

CardCaptors

Karin

Sailor Moon

Pokemon

Black Butler

Black bird(Not sure if it's an anime but it is a manga!)

Slam Dunk!

Kamichama Karin

Vampire Knight

Dragonball

Gravitation

HunterXHunter

Lovely complex

Loveless

Ai no Kusabi

Kyo kara maoh

Ghost stories

Higurashi no naku koro ni (awesome)

Elfen Lied

Like I said...looong lol

YuYuHakusho

Hikaru No Go

Hellsing

Wolf's Rain

Death Note (Such a thriller!)

Yugioh

Chobits

Ouran Highschool host club

Shugo Chara

Ah! my goddess!

Tsubasa Chronicles

NANA(Read the manga)

Demon King Daimao(Love this anime!)

Full metal Panic

Midori days/Midori no hibi

Rosario Vampire

Prince of Tennis

Air master

Air Gear

Mew mew power

School Rumble

Samurai Champloo

Bleach

Gintama

Hetalia

Sket Dance

Jourmungand

Ghost in the shell

Bobobobobbobo

Fooly cooly

Durarara!!

Deadman wonderland

07 ghost

ETC...I KNOW SO MUCH ANIME/MANGA IT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY...oh wait, it is


Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Funny Stuff I found:

“I'm not oblivious, I’ve just been ignoring you.” --Naruto

"Evil Beware; we have waffles." --Raven from Teen Titans

“Kitling, one true friend can be worth having to deal with a hundred mean kids. But if they’re mean to you again just tell me and I’ll beat ‘em up for you….and Gaara can hide the bodies in his gourd.” --Naruto to Kizuko

Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness.

“Sensei, when did the village library start stocking porno?” --Naruto and Sakura speaking in unison to Kakashi

“I’m not a parseltongue, I’m a parselmouth. The language I can speak and understand is parseltongue. And if you’ve ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch.” --Harry

“...No fuckin’ wonder people think he’s my damn girlfriend...little bastard prob’ly likes making them think that...” --Zabuza about Haku

“Ass-kicking sperm. I’ll remember that.” --Sasuke

“Sasuke needs to get drunk more often. He talked more last night than he did for the last four years!” --Naruto

"Our counterparts are more of ‘Stab first, stab second, then when everybody’s dead ask some questions" type of guys. -- Iruka talking to Naruto about Kakashi and Sasuke

Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi stood in the village square, trying to figure out the best way to kidnap Naruto. So far plan ‘smack him over the head with a two by four and drag him away by his feet’ was in the lead.

"Murder is a delicate form of artwork and should be treated as such." - Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." --Unknown

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” --Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

People have hope, Because they cannot see Death standing behind them.

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." --Carl Zwanzig

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." --General George S. Patton

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" --Scott Adams

"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?" --Unknown

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." -- George Carlin

"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." --Dimitri Martin

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." --Unknown

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." --Unknown

"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." --General Douglas MacArthur

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." --Unknown

"Knowledge it power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil." --Unknown

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils... -- Louis Hector Berlioz

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." --Unknown

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." --Unknown

"It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it." --Unknown

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" --Unknown

"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!" --Unknown

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." --Unknown

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing." --Unknown

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." --Unknown

"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true." --Unknown

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police." --Unknown

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?" --Unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." --Unknown

"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing." --Unknown

"I hear voices and they don't like you" --Unknown

"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." --Unknown

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." --Unknown

"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." --Unknown

"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again." --Unknown

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it." --Unknown

"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." --Unknown

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." --Unknown

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic." --Unknown

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Entropy by Of Healing Love reviews
When Sakura is sent careening into the past to the Warring States Era, her first priority is to get back to the present time. What is not a priority is to be captured by the Uchiha clan and forced into servitude under Madara. Unable to kill him because Konoha hasn't been formed yet, she is tricked and finds herself his slave. Mainly MadaSaku/TobiramaSaku. LEMONS ON BLOG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,126 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Sakura H., Madara U., Tobirama S.] Izuna U.
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When Ichigo took the job at the zoo, he never expected that the leopard he was to take care of was actually a 4,000 year old prince! Can they break it before Ogichi Shirosaki's enemies find them? Or will Ichigo fall under the same enchantment? Yaoi duh!
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Bequest by showmaster64x reviews
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Invisible Girl by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
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Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,795 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Lash
Let's Play Cops and Robbers by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
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The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
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Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,093 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
God Knows of No Taint by ValaiNoctem reviews
A/U: Naruto was broken, abused, and beaten until he believed that he had no choice but to accept his fate. The Sandaime Hokage made the grave error to tell him of the Kyuubi at the age of five only to drive the boy into the grasp of an immortal with the promise to raise Naruto in the ways of Jashin, can Naruto learn to use his pain as his weapon? Mentor!Hidan. No current pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Hidan
Summoning Sakura by UNCPanda reviews
Sakura has not only made a name for herself as a medic but as a Master Summoner as well. Take a look at how Sakura comes to gain each of her summons and find love along the way. ShikaSaku ShikamaruXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 238,715 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/23/2011
Take Me by dmnq8 reviews
1902, New York. Danger and intrigue surround him on all sides, but at the heart of a perilous game of cat and mouse, Uchiha Itachi learns the meaning of surrender. Yaoi. Neji/Ita. AU. Sequel to Save Me. Disclaimer in my profile. For Garmiet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,271 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Neji H., Itachi U.
Aching Darkness by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
He was a demon and it was natural that he ached to corrupt her purity so completely and thoroughly that she would never be able to flee the darkness... So corrupt her he did and she would bask in all that he had to offer. Drabble Series; Harem;
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,127 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru, Sebastian M., Grell S.
Conquest by showmaster64x reviews
It started out as an order from Aizen. It ended as something so much more. Yaoi Grimmjow/Ulquiorra. mpreg
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,771 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Warrior by Boogermeister reviews
A Gaul, captured as a slave, is forced into servitude by his teen master in the Roman Empire. But as he became a fighter in the arena, he realized that his loyalties to his master was becoming much more. GrimmIchi, GinjouTsuki.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 362,541 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? Heavy lemons. *3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012*
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 225,838 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Best Drabble Series Ever by KibaSin reviews
A Kagome drabble series based on fan art drawn by o0KittyBlue0o. Multiple anime; Multiple pairings
Crossover - Inuyasha & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kagome H. - Complete
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Aliens vs Predator: A New Home by Luthinea reviews
The most unlikely 14 year old is taken to the coldest part of the world... Antarctica There she encounters something straight out of her worst nightmare and her best dream.I don't own AVP! Everyone thank Khalthar for this person is the best beta reader.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 142,029 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Human, Predator/Yautja
Misery by Hell Jashin reviews
He has been abducted and bound by satin cloth on a huge bed. His only company is the man who stalked him for three years and has now kidnapped him; the same man who sent him disturbing letters and gifts.-There might be a slight summary change.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,746 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Freeze Me Death by EpicShadowNinja reviews
It was the day I died that i felt the power that rightfully belonged to me, enter into my reincarnated body. I found myself as a baby, growing up into the Naruto world, but I had all my memories of my past life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,364 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
The Real King by Nova Alexandria reviews
A night of passion between Grimmjow and Ichigo results in something Ichigo never expected to happen. A gift for BlackStorm. Dom Ichi! Anal, M/M, MPreg, COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,969 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] Dark Ichigo, Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rough by Rustblood reviews
It's mating season, and Gamzee is affected badly by the raging hormones. ! warning ! noncon, slight violence. It has an m rating for a reason.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Little things by Prince Mikhail reviews
From Rokudaime Hokage to the Second coming of the Snake Sannin, from Kumo's Thunder God to the Water Demon of Uzushiogakure, the being known as The Eternal Sage has journeyed across an infinite number of realities and played an infinite number of roles. Now, he takes the place of Uzumaki Naruto and shakes the very heavens themselves. Note: this is not a serious fic...Godlike Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,905 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Hidden in Ice by NekoKayia reviews
Fantasy AU. Ivan is the tyrant ruler of a small village covered in snow most of the year. None is allowed to leave his domain, so what happens when a shifter, Alfred is brought to him for breaking that exact rule? RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,531 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - America, Russia
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Swallow the Shadows by ShadowThorne reviews
Grimmjow grows up with nightmares that are more real than most. They haunt his waking world as well as his dreaming. What happens when one gets a little too bold and Grimmjow can't fight it off? Help arrives in an unlikely form. Grimm/Shiro
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,988 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Grimmjow J., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Run on the Wild Side by PaperFox19 reviews
Superboy, Robin, Aqualad and Kid Flash wake up in a jungle naked and hand cuffed together, and to make matters worse their being hunted. Warning Yaoi Slash, Boy/Boy Do not read if you do not like yaoi
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing
The Mythology Set by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
That's right! It's a collection of puppyshipping drabbles based on or written around myths! If you have suggestions, you can make them, but I reserve the right to NOT use them as well. I'll make sure to recognize you in the author notes if I do use them.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 268,475 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/7/2010 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K.
Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,682 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
All for you by LadyoftheHouseofMoon reviews
Kagome is sent to America when she spirals into a dangerous depression. There she comes to meet Sam & the Autobots by accident, her miko powers flaring to life when around them. One particular mech known as Optimus Prime will transform her life forever.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,734 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kagome H., Optimus Prime
Sing For Me: Predators by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
'from the 2010 movie' When Solita first imagined Hell, the jungle wasn't what came to mind. But the demons hunting her are very real, and when she is captured by one she must ally herself with the imprisoned hunter to make it out alive. OC/Predator
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,919 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
Taboo by Rox3l reviews
A collection of AkuRoku one, two, and three shots. Some stories may/will contain: Yaoi, Masturbation, Rape, Self Harm, Sensitive Subjects and/or any other Adult Situation.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Axel, Roxas
The (Somewhat) Inevitable Harem of One Tsunayoshi Sawada by FruitPastilles reviews
Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Ultimate Ninja Storm by Pressing Point reviews
At school she was the shy and petite Hyuuga heiress. On her Kinect Xbox 360, she was Solice- the #1 player of the world famous game, Ultimate Ninja Storm. Solice is two words: completely badass. She's Hinata's alter ego. Welcome, to her world. NaruHinaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Spectres of Death by Nythtak reviews
It was a well known fact that the twin sister of the Boy-Who-Lived was a squib. That made the Hogwarts invitation all the more shocking. But Natalie has more important things to worry about; the forces of Death and Life are ready to go to war, and she must take her place as Death's Master and Champion on the front lines. AU Not Evil!Potters/Dumble, Slight Manipulative!Dumble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,120 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012
Catnip by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,335 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Red Yarn by Matsuri Yuki reviews
Cat Hidan is in heat and finds a black cat tangled up in red yarn. Think of all the naughty unimaginable things he can do to the kitty... Very very detailed yaoi. (HidaIta) (Neko mimi) Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Instant Rapture by punkish furball reviews
I know there's a lot of these, but you know what they say, one more couldn't hurt! Crossovers with Kagome as the main girl are found here. Sixteenth installment, Harry Potter/InuYasha xover, Harry Potter/Kagome! XD
Crossover - Inuyasha & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,156 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Kagome H. - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,107 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,166 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 5,156 - Follows: 6,884 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Key to Merwe by BlueBastard reviews
Wikus van de Merwe had believed the Prawn didn't understand the concept of property or ownership. As he looked with trepidation into the Prawn's eyes, he realized he was wrong. M/M slash, xeno Christopher/Wikus
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,996 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Even Bats Fall by BlueBastard reviews
Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Peace of Mind by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
Short pieces on the Gotei 13 captains and what they think of their lieutenants; dreams, longing, unrest, dedication, hatred, and undeniable loyalty. Next chapter: Aizen Sousuke
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012
Glowing Embers by corrupt exchange reviews
Slash. Sometimes falling in love does not happen in the space of one encounter, but in the accumulation of them. Kakashi/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
Infertile Love by MiserableLoveFairy reviews
With an arranged marriages, things always turn out just fine. Not. At least for Rukia and Ichigo Kurosaki. Ichigo wants Orihime Inoue as a concubine, but he never realized the woman he had married was perfect for him all along.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,606 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Igniting the Fuse by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Alexis Witwicky was a talented girl with an unlucky disposition like her father. Searching Cybertron's archives for the identity of the fallen mech she discovers the dark history of those around her. The consequences of harboring an amnesiac Decepticon were unfathomable. Starscream/OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,680 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bluestreak, Skyfire/Jetfire, Skywarp, Starscream
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: SLASH: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Blood Contract by RukawaGF reviews
Halloween Special! AU Story of Vampire Izaya and Priest/Vampire Hunter Shizuo! In which Shizuo accidentally makes a blood contract, binding the vampire to him as his servant. But Izaya refuses to be tamed that easily.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Screamworks by NeroAnne reviews
"Jeff could feel everything that was being done to him," Matt whispered, the feeling of Evan's fingers in his hair soothing him only a bit, "…but he just could not move." SLASH.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy
Serpents & Dog Demons by ajj7sunhawk reviews
Ban Mido in Inuyasha's world. BAn is my favourite guy and Inuyasha is my favourite puppy. lol. M for Spanking - Kagome lovers please stay away. Chibi Inuyasha and lots of stuff. Please review and suggest
Crossover - Inuyasha & Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,574 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Inuyasha, Ban
Puzzles and Love by BlueSkyeCloud9 reviews
When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Raw by jacobluver113 reviews
"I couldn't deny this incredible, insatiable want for all three of them. It felt so...raw." Emmett, Edward, Jasper, and Paul are vying for Jacob's attention. Jake seems to have a big problem. Who is he going to choose? SOME SMEXY SEX BETWEEN FOUR SMEXY GUYS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,740 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jacob, Paul, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Always There by snowxhanyouxqueen reviews
ON HIATUS Kagome came back three years after Naraku's death, but for some reason she's left Inuyasha to be alone once again. Or is he? Someone is watching and protecting him. Someone is trying to save him. He just doesn't know who. An Inucest Story.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,037 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Compelling Thoughts by MidnightEmber reviews
Everyone believed that Carlisle was perfect. He had never attacked a human in blood-lust and only ever turned those on death's door. However his biggest mistake would haunt him for eternity. -Slash-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Edward
Tipping The Scales by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Lonely loan shark Kenpachi gives a bankrupt shopkeeper an offer he can't refuse. AU Yaoi Warnings posted inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,068 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - K. Zaraki, K. Urahara
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Evil Genius by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU "And I will keep on my staff, a five-year-old child" Little did Itachi know that the child would become the bane of his existence; but with time comes new enemies and feelings. And in the end, the real question will be; who was the real evil genius?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Monster by fake-lis reviews
MattxMello vampire fic. When Mello feeds off a redheaded teenager, it sparks feelings he thought had long disappeared. Determined not to let it slip away, he takes the boy home.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,514 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Mello, Matt
Demon Mine by Sekhmet.Rising reviews
Bound together by a twist of fate, Asami and Akihito are each other's salvation. But will Asami realize it in time to save his boy?
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011
Curse of the Cat by Hitoko-sama reviews
One of Itachi's ex-lovers comes back to curse him and in doing so, turns him into a cat. He needs to find someone who will love him unconditionally or remain a cat forever. No one wants to use a litter box that long. YAOI! Uchihacest! M for later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,536 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mocha Dimensional by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
This is the tale of the epic power couple that is Finn and Marshall Lee, as they juggle things like their new daughter, bodyswapping and thunder demons in this wacktastic slice-of-life. Occasional mature themes. *Update. I'm not dead, just a procrastinator.*
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee
Fangs of the Father by Umei no Mai reviews
Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 50,031 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,805 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
An Adventure in Parenthood (Beautiful) by Ravyn Skye reviews
Rin gives birth to a taiyoukai puppy, now what? Changing politics and an ever expanding family test Sesshoumaru's love and loyalty.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,990 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - [Rin, Sesshomaru] Sesshoumaru's Mother, OC
Breaking Common Laws Series by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi and Byakuya have a kid. (MPREG)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K.
Strict Machines by JenKristo reviews
Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Vehicons
You've Got to Be Kidding Me by the-voiceless reviews
Awesome unknown tall and green and black alien won't go away. Mom's missing. Dad won't be back in two weeks. And, I think that this Predator has the hots for me? Seriously? Seriously?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,230 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 7,106 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Against All Sanity by Silvandar reviews
Jasper is in mourning over Alice's death, but his grief is disturbed by an angst ridden Dean Winchester on a solo hunting mission. Jasper doesn't expect Dead Man's Blood and Dean sure as hell doesn't expect sparkles. Will they kill or comfort each other? Attempted IC. Fourth wall humor and build up to yaoi, lemons in later chapters. Post Breaking Dawn pt 2, season 6 Supernatural.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Dean W., Jasper
Uncle' Loki by mrs.aniskywalker reviews
Steve Rogers often wondered, why of of all the six year old girls on the planet, Loki had to get attached to his?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,285 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Lovesick for Sin by Angelas reviews
Sasuke becomes dangerously fascinated with someone. Someone who is less than half his age. SasuNaru SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Scent of Summer by ShadowThorne reviews
Life relies on balance; Good and Evil, Life and Death. But even the most essential push and pull of life is controlled by nature, by the cycling of the four seasons. Long ago, that balance was tipped and the summer was lost, leaving the winter and autumn gods cold with loss and Mother Spring to keep life in order. The gods grow restless and a young man is thrown in the middle.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,862 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Kitsuzaya by JapFan04 reviews
Izaya is part fox! Why! Read to find out. ShizuoXIzaya SHizaya. Contains SMUT. Not for kids under 18. Written from Shizuo's perspective, mostly. Teacher!Shizuo AU?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,351 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Truthful Lies by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
So I can claim as many things as I want while in this world? Fine, I will. I will sully everything with my touch. I will buy anything I want. I will eat anything I want. I will claim anyONE I want.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Float by KokoDee reviews
Finn is spending his evening alone outside when a somewhat familiar figure happens to be floating by. Marshall/Finn
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Seeking Satisfaction by Vehlika Clearskyes reviews
If things went differently when they first crossed blades. Lemon. IchiGrimm. SemeUke. Hermaphrodite!Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Choose Me by N.V.9 reviews
Sasuke wanted Naruto, but he never thought his want would lead to all of this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,707 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Staking Claim by MistressKiko reviews
You don't care what anyone says. Bro Strider is yours. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bro, John E.
Naruto XOvers by Niwasae reviews
Yaoi. ItaNaru, SasuHaku, and NeijiGaara are the fixed parings. This is my proof that Naruto can be crossovered with a lot of animes and other books...and stuff...in other words, the bunnies attacked and decided that I should leave my thoughts in drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,751 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
ex delicium delirium by PureWaterLily reviews
The Eternal Mangekyou does irreversible damage to the brain. When Sasuke's sanity and control starts slipping, all Itachi can do is hold his brother together the best he can. SasuIta. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Sickly Sweet by aristocratFABLE reviews
Sebastian is a famous pastry chef while Ciel is an orphan who has a penchant for sweets. The chef is known to be cold, unyielding and above all else, irresistible. But will even he succumb to this sweet child's gaze? AU&YAOI ALERT
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,617 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
He Was Alone by JayN1127 reviews
He was alone. Just like her.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,202 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Buffy S., Naruto U.
When Honey Met Sunshine by Angelas reviews
In which Naruto is invited by Sakura, his girlfriend, to a Christmas dinner with her family, consequently meeting a knockout of a babe who is MUCH prettier than Sakura. Thing is, said 'babe' is, well, an older guy. NaruDei OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara - Complete
The Mating Ball by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
A masquerade, no partner, and only a few days to find a dancing mate. Who, oh who shall I choose? Sesshomaru and Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,499 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Paradox by Ochibi-chann reviews
AU – Reborn is too paranoid for his own good. It comes with the job. But then, encountering an unknown woman many times than is healthy has gained his suspicion. He needs to realize that sometimes, coincidences are just coincidences. One-shot. FemHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Reborn - Complete
Bastard's Gift by Nightbloom reviews
At the death of his mate at the hands of Naraku, a desperate Inuyasha seeks help from his brother for him and his child. But will Sessomaru help save the brat that he despises? future inucest, mpreg, character death, past KougaxInuyasha -Icon created by me, for full size PM me for links : -
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,592 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
Durarara!: 3 Way Stand Off by The Fool Arcana reviews
"Yoshi-Yoshi! Welcome home! How do you like the flowers?" Miyoshi could only stare with slightly wide eyes as he held the vase of flowers left by the informant, "Orihara-san...how did you get in?" "Simple. I climbed." "But this is the 16th floor." -ProtagonistofGame-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Iris by dragonfly76 reviews
Hiding from his pain in Canada, Jacob decides it is time to stake a claim once and for all. Returning to La Push feral and wild, he is determined to save Bella from herself. What really went on in Jacob and Bella's minds during those months he was on the run? Can he change her mind before the wedding?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP When Harry was little he used to wish that his twin brother was the chosen one. His brother used to wonder what it would be like to know the Dark Lord. Later Tarrant runs away to join Voldemort, who accepts him, thinking he is Harry... his mate. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,410 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Creatures of the Darkness by N.V.9 reviews
Sasuke knew he shouldn't have done it. That he should have told someone about him and yet he finds himself unable to as he nurses the injured creature back to health and becomes his friend. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Waiting House by DeviWan reviews
Itachi's life had been difficult and he shouldn't have expected things to be different just because he was dead. He'd woken up 13 years into the past in a house in Konoha, and he wasn't moving on until he found happiness. Fate couldn't have given a more difficult task.Staring Gaara and Naruto as Itachi's adoptive children, and a younger Kakashi as Itachi's personal stalker.Kaka/Ita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U.
Blaze by Fierceawakening reviews
Spoilers for Darkest Hour in the ficlet and in this summary. Tiny little vignette in response to a conversation on dirty-tf-secrets on Tumblr reading "Now I can't stop imaging Megatron and Starscream celebrating their success with a rough sexy frag." "Right on top of the smoldering Autobot symbol." Something of a gift for queertoons. M for sticky/size kink/some roughness/violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Courting Habits by Stunning Sunset reviews
Or how to go around in circles. Apparently, neither Ibiki nor Sakura are good at it, which makes for awkward moments and misunderstandings. Of course, Anko and Ino are good at looking out for their best interests.Even if they are not completely disinterested themselves...Rating may go up in the second part. This is for you, nekoumori!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ibiki M., Sakura H.
Empty Rooms by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Hell Dog Vlad has done something that would make most people believe that he is suicidal. Kissing a gangster is a bad idea, especially if the other gangster is a guy...who can be violent when provoked. Read author's note please for more information. Enjoy
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,505 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Alexander, Alucard
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku •
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Fast Healer by newvagabond reviews
Starscream/Megatron. Tactile. Plug 'n play. Some self-service. Set after "Shadowzone". Starscream's chassis bumped into computer, trapped between it and Megatron's hungry hips. Nowhere to go.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Strategy meeting by Deezaster82 reviews
"I thought you knew better not to challenge me" Starscream purred. Starscream and Megatron relax around a cube, then over the desk, after a strategy meeting gone well. Just a pwp (G1/ One-shot/ sticky)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Of White Coffins and Dark Skies by ShadowThorne reviews
Shiro's the odd outcast that no one cares to get to know but he doesn't mind and he knows it's probably better that way. Grimmjow is the stranger that finally takes notice of him, the one that decides Shiro's worth spending his time with. But they both know their time together is limited and there's nothing to do but accept it. Oneshot. Mildly implied GrimmShiro.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Grimmjow J., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Restoration by Fierceawakening reviews
Spoilers for Regeneration and Darkest Hour. This fic is technically a sequel to Accord, though hopefully also stands alone. Megatron welcomes Starscream back into the Decepticon fold. With sticky, violent (consensual) sex of all sorts, a bit of discipline, and a nice long chat about exactly what was going through Megatron's processor when Starscream left. M for... everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Desert Treasure by Ithilwen Faelivrin reviews
She was given to him, meant as a slave, but he freed her. How was he to know that she would change everything that everyone ever knew? Rating may go up.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Kagome H., Gaara
Filthy Little Secret by Angelas reviews
Sasuke's a wealthy professor at a private University. One night, he comes across a boy. A beautiful, homeless boy with the bluest of eyes. SasuNaru SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,289 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Monster Mash by Volpone reviews
In this Halloween Special, Sakura visits the Land of Spooky on an S class mission. Pure, uncut crack. The good stuff. Halloween!Akatsuki, with a special guest appearance by everyone's favorite copy nin. Sakura x Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Road to Recovery by cywsaphyre reviews
Since turning fifteen, Harry has spent seven years in Azkaban. Now that his innocence has finally been proven and he is released, what will it take to get the former Harry back? Will they ever be able to? And what happens with Voldemort now? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,842 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
Honestly by Whispering Darkness reviews
Akina wasn't a shinobi - she just knew a few family techniques. And quite frankly, just the thought (or memory) of facing off against one was enough to scare her out of her mind. Kakashi was... a bit... well, who knows? At least Gai for all his eccentricity, was a nice, honest person. And, Ibiki well, he was just amused. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Diamond on a Landmine by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
The kid was hurting. Kensei couldn't blame him. But then again, he couldn't help it either. He just had no memory of ever being in love with the boy. KenShuu. rated M for language and later chapters
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kensei M., Shuuhei H. - Complete
The Diary by TheKatInTheShade reviews
Kurosaki was staring at me again. That kid needs a punch in the vagina. Rating M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,093 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
This One Encounter by Death Can't Be Trusted reviews
Pupped and weak, Sesshomaru searches for a safe place to give birth. Naraku finds out,and plans to take the daiyokai away. But how will Inuyasha, the father, react to all of this? Inucest. Yaoi. No like, no read.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,367 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Recoil by Fierceawakening reviews
The Star Saber is broken, and Optimus and the Autobots face a bleak future. But when Megatron and Optimus meet in battle, Megatron spares him. He offers Optimus a recording that reveals what happened during the time he spent among the Decepticons. But is Megatron simply tempting him, or something more? M for sticky, consent issues, mind games, and Megatron being generally horrible.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Falling To Darkness by gonyonomaru reviews
MadaraOC. "You belong to me, woman," Madara sneered as he pinned her arms above her head. She gasped and struggled, but it was useless. No one could escape from Uchiha Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,236 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Videogames by TheBloodWeBondIn reviews
He's always there, going to her at random times, popping in when he's never invited. Always torturing the duo with his countless pranks and scary faces. Why is he always there? Maybe it's because of a certain someone?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,943 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Lost in las noches (a GrimmRuki fic) by steffindahouse reviews
Rukia and Grimmjow meet in Las Noches after their intense battles. He wants to get laid in a sadistic way, she just wants to focus on her mission, and there is a silver-haired Shinigami witnessing the scene... What will happen?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
More Important Than Fear by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
One-Shot: When life knocks you down, you have to get right back up, and when it hands you lemons, you do your best to make lemonade. That's the way it's always been for Joey and he's not about to give up now just because he's been knocked down harder and the lemon he's been handed is bigger than any he's ever dealt with before. He'll persevere, like he always has.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2012 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Cuzosu's Bleach Drabbles by Cuzosu reviews
Probably will have all yaoi pairings. A collection of spur-of-the-moment drabbles. First: Kensei and Grimmjow. Will take requests, too.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Doctor Kinky by Uchiha B reviews
Most would have quit by now for sexual harassment, but Stark amused her and the job was more than well paying, IY/Avengers drabble, Tony x Kagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/27/2012 - [Kagome H., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
It's a Dead World by AurelieViatcza reviews
The dead now hunt the living and Grimmjow is among a group of survivors. When he meets a curious stranger who doesn't even remember his own name, they quickly find the stranger has unique powers and a struggle to survive the ravenous dead and treacherous foes ensues.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,691 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Unwanted Welcome by jacobluver113 reviews
Jared can't get Jacob out of his head after that fateful day in Sam's house. Now, he'll do anything to steal him away from Paul to claim what is his. Sequel/Spin-off to Heated Desires! SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jacob, Paul, Jared
Finally! by TinyCitrusLegs reviews
Finally, after years of failed attempts at catching that damned mouse, Tom has caught him! M for yaoi, human forms.
Tom and Jerry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete
Eating My Wings To Make Me Tame by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Father Anderson, a priest living in an orphanage accompanied by a few nuns and many children, adopts an injured bat. When misfortune interferes, this innocent tale becomes laced with venomous darkness.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,003 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Alexander, Alucard
Nothing But Animals by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
All they were trying to do was get to the Safe Place before Ven's first heat, not get attacked by Dominants on the way . . . Things never go as the twins, Roxas and Ven, planned does it? AkuRoku TerVen RikuxSora and others. Omegaverse! MPREG
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,956 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - [Roxas, Axel] [Ventus/Ven, Terra] - Complete
As Time Goes By by Moon Step reviews
A collection of romantic Kagome/Kurama moments. -YYHInu-
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kagome H., Kurama M.
J is for JailBait by Uchiha B reviews
"Sesshoumaru would literally kill you if he ever found out." And she certainly didn't want to know what S.H.I.E.L.D and his Avengers teammates would do to him if they ever found out that she was Tony Stark's underage girlfriend... IY/Avengers, Tony x Kagome drabble
Crossover - Inuyasha & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Kagome H., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Awakening a God by ShadowThorne reviews
Out to prove their strength and become the most powerful of their race, two demons attract the attention of a creature thought to be nothing but a myth. Their mostly harmless fight is interrupted by a creature that clams godhood over even the demons. Forced to join forces, will they be able to fight him off, or will they fall prey to a more powerful creature? AU yaoi ShiroGrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Misplaced Phrase by BlueBastard reviews
In which Kirk accidentally asks Spock to sleep with him, and the Vulcan doesn't exactly want to say no.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk
Revelations of the Obvious by BlueBastard reviews
Jim tries to hook up with a Vulcan in a Federation space bar. Spock is not impressed. M/M Spock/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk
Resistance is Futile by BlueBastard reviews
Kirk forces himself into a confrontation with Spock. Being in the Vulcan's private room leads to desirably unexpected consequences. Can Kirk resist? Will Spock allow him to? M/M Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/7/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dogs of War by crowlow reviews
Aizen Sousuke and his army of Arrancar have been defeated, and the only surviving Espada is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez- or so everyone believed. When Abarai Renji meets the rogue Primera, Coyote Starrk, he slowly learns that the two of them have much more in common than he ever would have thought. Originally posted Feb. 22nd, 2010 @ my livejournal. Sequel to Smoke & Mirrors. m/m slash!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Renji A., C. Stark
Stupid, Sadistic, and Suicidal by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
There is a heavy line between guard and inmate, but the line soon begins to fade away when those titles are thrown away and they both give into their desires. IchiRuki, dark, and mature content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sucker by MonMonCandie reviews
If there was one thing Saïx couldn't comprehend, then it was the fact how Larxene had a tendency to annoy him and invade his personal space far more than the other Organization member. Couldn't she – for once – leave him be without complaining over every little thing? …And what was with that candy in her mouth? ‹‹Saïx/Larxene One-shot››
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Saïx, Larxene] - Complete
It's Criminal by crowlow reviews
A yakuza and his punk, too preoccupied with womanly wiles to face what's right in front of them. Iba/Shuuhei and Iba/Rangiku/Shuuhei. Sexiness abounds!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Shuuhei H., Iba T. - Complete
10 Seconds by PrettyWilde reviews
He felt a chill and spun to his left as he heard the echo of footsteps, something was definitely here. The teen felt his heart pounding in his chest as he glimpsed the candle as it's flame disappeared. The shadows around him swirled; the Midnight Man. Edited completely, epilogue up.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,301 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Izaya O., Mikado R. - Complete
Addicted to Sugar by gummybat reviews
Prince Gumball has to to deal with Marshall Lee's insistent need to feed him sugary treats every night, and waking up with the color missing from his skin. Gumball/Marshall
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Weapon Plus by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
He never knew that Sasuke had a sister, and now he has to reintroduce her back into society. It's not easy due to the attachment disorder she has and it's many compromising symptoms that'll play havoc on Naruto's instincts and her siblings. Sasuke x Kagome x Naruto
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,083 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Kagome H.
Savior by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
Alone in a dimension that is not her own Kagome meets a goofy individual that despite their differences in age and power she just can't let go of.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Goku, Kagome H. - Complete
To My Blue Kitten by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
Alright, so I've decided to dedicate this entirely to my slash OUR favourite blue kitten so this is a compilation of uke! Grimmjow stories! Hope you enjoy his yumtasticness as much as I do!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,626 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Grimmjow J.
Slipping Over You by JenKristo reviews
Steve x Starscream. Starscream is in need of assistance when he spills energon in his quarters. The drone that comes to assist him only makes matters worse, until a verbal misunderstanding turns things around. Dual Authorship with Hillside Dancing On! Rated M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Den of the Snake by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
She had been sleeping for many years within the dungeons of the Malfoy Manor and he had been told countless times that she belonged to the Dark Lord. Suddenly she was awake and looking so tempting and beautiful and she was offering herself to him. How could he say no?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Draco M., Kagome H. - Complete
Control by Sleepingstep reviews
Roy Mustang, fuhrer and the most powerful man in Amestris, needs a partner he can manipulate and control completely. Even if that means he has to buy them. RoyxEd Yaoi. Warnings: Darkfic! Slavery, non-con, implied M-preg and graphic sex. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Cognac by Teensie-sama reviews
Mr. S. Tashio is a playboy at heart. But when a certain miko caught his attention, he sets out to win her over. But she wants nothing to do with the billionaire playboy. A game of 'cat and mouse' turns into something much deeper for the Yokai and he's baffled. Can he sway the miko's heart to save his own? Or will his past be his undoing for love? Rated XXX.NO MINORS PLEASE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,277 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Wretched by crowlow reviews
Ichigo's inner hollow, Shirosaki, gets jumped by two of the craziest zanpakutou in existence: Kazeshini and Wabisuke. Warning: non-con and...bondage? Inspired by Nine Inch Nail's "The Wretched." Originally posted Oct. 30th, 2009.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dark Ichigo, Kazeshini - Complete
The Neighbor: Anytime, Anyplace by artbeatsandlife reviews
A chance meeting turns into unbridled attraction and a month of hot days and even hotter nights. Can a relationship be founded on toe-curling, mind-blowing sensuality? AU/AH Jake & Bella. Rated M for epic, EPIC lemons, language, and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,116 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Silk Sheets by Shazmina reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has a obsession for silk sheets. He enjoys the feeling of them a bit too much in the nude and doesn't really care much for the word 'privacy'. So with his sliding glass door open and no drapes, his new blue-headed neighbor sees everything he has to offer and is pleasantly surprised by bold moves Ichigo makes. pure smut/yaoi/slash/boyxboy/humor/romance/oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord Of Winter by NihonBara reviews
Canada is being crushed under General Winter's ice. Our favorite hamburger-loving hero is on a mission to save it, but close on his heels is Ivan, desperate to possess Alfred by any means. Part Two of "The Canadian and the American". DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,366 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Rebirth by Passionate Crow Rat reviews
The twisted truth is out. Sasuke doesn't see Kagome as his sister, but as his possession. He desires her, and Naruto does as well. But they aren't the only ones. A certain weasel has staked his claim. What Uchiha Itachi wants: Uchiha Itachi will get.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 320,318 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Kagome H.
Lemons by sarhea reviews
All chapters are explicit chapters from my different fics, crossover or not. I've decided to post them only in one place so in case someone takes offense I won't loose the entire story and reviews. Do not read if underage or easily offended.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2008
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Obloquy by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Tony spent a lot of his time under the influence of alcohol, usually resulting in blatantly awful ideas and leading to some rather unsavoury situations. Attempting to seduce the bound and gagged Norse God of Mischief had to be one of his better ideas.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy b/c of his crazy students. Not so vengeful Sasuke, not fangirly Sakura, not dumb Naruto, yes Uchiha Massacre. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,726 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Corrupted Love by Love Thorne reviews
Shirosaki had only wanted to make a quick buck, but that was shoved back in his face when Grimmjow decided he wanted a little more than Shiro had to offer. He should have known nothing could go right when there's money and love involved.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Grimmjow J., Dark Ichigo
Innocence is the Forgotten by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Abraham and Alucard - When the vampire Dracula was first enslaved by Abraham van Hellsing, the discovery of what the state of Man's innocence is compared to a monster.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 150,368 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Alucard
Enthralling by thisiswhyihatemylife reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a wealthy, hedonistic 18 year old male, begins an intense love affair with his girlfriend's wayward 16 year old half-brother, Uzumaki Naruto. AU. Yaoi. Some Het. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,250 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beloved Insanity by Kagome Yuki Niwa reviews
Cursed by a witch, Kagome only wondered why all the odd things, such as genderbending transformations and aging spells, had to happen to her and her friends. For r0o's Gender-Bend Challenge. Collection of drabbles.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Smoke and Mirrors by crowlow reviews
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques is taken into custody after the war, and held within the 12th Division for study. What happens when he meets Akon, a seemingly aloof researcher?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,176 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Akon, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Lets get down and Dirty by Strawberry Hollow reviews
What happened when Prince Roxas goes into heat? And left alone in a room with Axel? M rated stuff happens. Please enjoy this installment of Smex! COMPLETED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Stalker by Racey reviews
There was something otherworldly about my blue-haired obsession and I was simply the moth to his flame. Nothing wrong with that. AU, yaoi, swearing, OOCness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,715 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Prodigal by Fierceawakening reviews
I really like Dreadwing. But a friend pointed out that he's in the way of Megatron and Starscream reunions, and... well. This happened. Starscream returns to the Nemesis, gets his rival out of the way, and offers Megatron a deal and some gloriously sticky sexytimes. M for sticky, size kink, maybe dubcon, character death. I regret nothing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A Demon's Conquest by Amon2 reviews
AU. Dante and Vergil stumble upon a couple of wanderers in their forest. One of which unfortunately captures their interest. The brothers contrive to capture the boy and turn him into their toy to use and to abuse.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Willingly Here by TanukiRaccoon reviews
A deal between gods is never good, especially when they are betting with other gods. ItaKiba, smut, NC-17, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Kiba I., Itachi U. - Complete
More Than Anything by KibaSin reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has one last mission while in the Academy: make Higurashi Kagome acknowledge him, love him, and one day become his wife. Unfortunately, it is much harder than it sounds. Sasuke x Kagome; Naruto/Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,836 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kagome H., Sasuke U.
His Return by Amon2 reviews
Nero's in trouble. Dante comes to the rescue. Yaoi. Dante/Nero/Vergil.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Dante, Nero
The Listen Game by cooliochick5 reviews
Robin wants to play a game, Conner is confused, and Wally just has to spoil it all.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Yellow by JenKristo reviews
A shadow from Bumblebee's past shows up in town, trying to change what drove them apart. Prime-Movie crossover. Prime!Bumblebee/Sam.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky
A Symbol of Peace by bellacatbee reviews
Loki is the symbol of peace. He will be ravished by Thor in place of his kingdom. Only Loki does not want to be a symbol. An Alternate Universe where Loki is given to Thor to keep the peace between their homelands.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
SessRin Shorts by Ravyn Skye reviews
A collection of SessRin short stories. Longer than drabbles, shorter than oneshots.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sesshomaru
Midnight in the Garden by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
She raised him like her son, loved him as her own. His love was twisted. Kagome didn't know why she was here, but this encounter influenced everything and brought a darkness she couldn't have prepared for. Her memories, her life, it wasn't what it seemed.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kagome H., Zetsu - Complete
Social Father by blindkitten reviews
There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Sinful Indulgence by goldenpaw reviews
Vampires, werewolves and priests, oh my! Alucard has a lovely surprise for Hans on his day off... what could it be? Sorry that the summery doesn't contain a whole lot of details but it would ruin the surprise. Rated M for yaoi.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Alucard, Alexander - Complete
Little Things by QuEen0fs0ng reviews
A series of one-shots or drabbles about Batman and the Flash's relationship. BatFlash slash. rated T for mild sexual themes and language. This time around: Bruce goes over to Wally's apartment expecting a hot date but gets something else entirely.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
To Lie In Wait by Ronai reviews
"You feel so perfect inside me Shizu-Chan, I could ride you forever, tell me, tell me how amazing it feels having your cock deep inside me, scream my name…Shizu-Chan " Warnings: Incubus Izaya, MAJOR smut, slight rape and a lot of lemons SHIZAYA
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
100 Theme Challenge by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
In which Reizbar-Ookami jumps on the 100 theme challenge bandwagon and puppyships the hell out of them. I feel like I'm the last to know about these things.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 113,406 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Monsters and Men by ShadowThorne reviews
The Forests are a dangerous place, monsters and beasties hunt the night, but Ichigo never expected another monster, a legend and myth that shouldn't exist, to save him. Nor did he expect to fall for the creature. AU Grimm/Ichi/Shiro some violence
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,212 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Kiss a Ninja: Falling by Yamanvie reviews
Naruto is in heat, and the person to trigger it: Sasuke. What can a guy do to stop from wanting someone he never expected to like that way? A mission in a brothel can't help either! NaruSasNaru -First installemnt of the Kiss a Ninja series-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,022 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Here or There by Hypercritical-Q reviews
Set Post-Series. Yaoi. KuroFay. Kurogane asks Fay if there is any residual anger lingering within the Mage. Cue lemon.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kurogane, Fai
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Dirt by Angelas reviews
Brother watches brother. Always watching. Always wanting. But what if watching just isn't enough anymore? ItaSasu ThreeShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Cordially by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
Marshall Lee certainly has a way with words.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Naming by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
There were two things Finn never expected to do in his life, stop being awesome and give birth. Well, he's still awesome.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
TMI by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
A simple errand to deliver cookies turns into a revalation for a too-curious Princess Bubblegum.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Break by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
There's only so much sex-crazed vampire king one hero can take.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Subject to Change by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
Marshall Lee goes through a small crisis of name.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Closer by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
The two grew up together, have known each other for years. But when mating season rears its head and sly owner comes into the mix, the two loose themselves in their desires. Neko Fic. Hichigo/Rukia/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Skin by Curiosity Killed Kristy reviews
I want him. Want to own him. Want to possess him. Want to corrupt what little he has left of his innocence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Acceptance by Recklessly Impulsive reviews
To smell his pillow where his head should be and reminisce about the times we shared. His head against my chest. My arms around his waist. His mile-long legs sprawled over my own. Our groins touching, stimulating the other. Gift fic for Chrissy! R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Lock, Stock and Oh Yes, There's A Dragon by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
My 100th fic! And obviously, it had to be cracky, and porny, and weird. So, I give you - AU in which Dean is locked in a castle, guarded by a dragon...who might have a crush on him
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
House Sitting by ShelbySabaku reviews
This was so not worth ten bucks an hour.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
AvPvPvZ by Captain Razz reviews
A hunter encounters more unexpected than expected. 'Brains'. A mixture of obsessions becomes a jaunt through farce and fantasy. Join the ride.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Innocent Seduction by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. kuxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,223 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Red Thread by VesperChan reviews
Some loves are timeless, some are tragic, and some are both. Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
On Top by ShadowThorne reviews
Bored with his current situation, a young man decides to see what he can do end the monotony of his sex life. Yaoi, light bondage, AU IchiGrimmShiro
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Ichigo Uke Arrancar Diary by Nekoichi reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, also known as Espada Zero. A series of oneshots with Ichigo interacting with the other Arrancars. Going through his usual every day life in Las Noches... Yaoi Warning! Ichigo X Male Arrancar Harem
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ichigo K.
Undercover by caffeinekitty reviews
On a night out at a club, Shizuo meets the enigmatic Kanra. Unfortunately for him, she's not... exactly what she seems.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Wrapped in a Bow, From Us to You by Demitria Miriam reviews
"So, let me get this straight. For his birthday you got him a... call boy?" Courtesy of his friends, Inuyasha gets a surprise birthday present. Sess x Inu. One-Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Not all Pets are for Hunting by Stupe reviews
A mercenary is captured by an Elder Arbitrator and unwillingly held as his trophy pet. She has her uses, but when she helps him escape temporary confinement he begins to think of a possible new use for her. Rated Mature for strong language and content...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,205 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
Brother's Plant by PaperFox19 reviews
Cesar makes a plant that has a strange fascination with Rex, instead of helping his brother, he sits back and studies him… Warning Yaoi Slash Rex/Cesar —–
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/5/2012 - César S., Rex S. - Complete
Soma and Agni Tales by Salome Sensei reviews
A yummy collection of Soma/Agni ficlets. Fluffy yaoi. Adults only.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Prince Soma, Agni
Looking Over The Crowd by Lord Youko reviews
What it means to be banging the information broker with knives. Izaya loves all the things Shizuo hates about himself. Being a selfless hero is overrated. DominantIzaya. Shizuo's...well, Shizuo. Yaoi, D/s, violence, blood, smut.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Let it end by Silvandar reviews
Grell offers Sebastian a trade... YAOI LEMON
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Not Taking No for an Answer by DragonFire44 reviews
Tobi refuses to leave things as is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Canadian and the American by NihonBara reviews
Prince Matthew is to be "subjugated" by Lord Ivan for several days. He wants a way out and then he discovers the young American peasant, Alfred, who's been impersonating him. Now he has an idea. Russia x US A Prince and Pauper story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,577 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Music Lovers by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Being in a band is always so satisfying. AU, PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Rukia K., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Too Late by DragonFire44 reviews
Tobi takes off from the hideout in search of his partner. When he finds him he wonders what happened and regrets not doing something sooner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Trapped in Stone Mall by LynxbyLynx reviews
Welcome to Stone Mall. It appears that some Aliens have been let loose inside it. Don't worry. It's locked and the only thing inside are the people in the mall...the Aliens...and predators. Oh. What's this? A predalien as well? Sucks for those inside.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,200 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
The Best Curse Ever by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack. Utter Crack, with kittens, and Castiel, and snuggles. Set some time on season 5. BHJ - Stop giving me ideas!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Queen's Game by trixipixie reviews
The night of the full moon coincides with Tanabata and the Youkai princess Rukia Kuchiki can take a mate, she wants Ichigo Kurosaki, but her retainer Grimmjow doesn't like the idea-explicit LEMONS/violence grimxruki ichixruki ulquixhime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Beauty Made From Beasts by Songstone reviews
Words that Shizuo never thought he'd hear, and words Izaya is terrified to utter. Miss communication, a will being written and Ikebukuro's Strongest on a rather unique rampage. -A fill for the kink meme-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
John the BAMF Omega by ArwendeImladris reviews
S/J slash. Omegaverse. John may be an omega, but he refuses to bow down to overbearing alphas. When John goes into heat, Sherlock learns this...quite thoroughly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Most Precious by Takara Phoenix reviews
The cubs hit their mating age and Shere Khan shows interest in a certain black panther. Secrets about Bagheera's past are revealed and we meet Khanny's family! Sheregheera slash!
Jungle Cubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Shere Khan, Bagheera] - Complete
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
First Time by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
A young adolescent Rome runs into a young adolescent Germania. The thing is, Rome is just starting to enter into that stage when his hormones outweigh his logical thinking. RoGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Ancient Rome, Germania] - Complete
Down One Possible Road by DeviWan reviews
It had always been said that Naruto was too stubborn to die, and he clung onto life til the very last second. He hadn't been strong enough to kill himself, but it was just important that he did die. Naru/Ita, yaoi fiction. Major Character Deaths. Dark themed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Definition of Big by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Shizuo was big. Emphasis on the word big. Honestly, it was almost ridiculous just how big he was. That was why Orihara Izaya was lying flat on his back in his king sized bed, immobile and spitting curse after curse at the mule headed blond. Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wild and White by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
With his brother deathly ill, Dean hunts down the one thing that could cure him - the horn of a unicorn. CRACK.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sabaku no Child by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sabaku no Gaara wanted a friend. Except… dragging the other children back by their ankles to play with him didn't seem to work how he wanted it to. Then Rock Lee happened. No actual pairings
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Tabby Lust by Boogermeister reviews
Grimmjow saved a stray tabby and cared for him. Now the cat wished to pay him back in more ways than one. Yaoi GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,773 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Controlled Simulations by Juura99 reviews
When Sasuke woke up that day, he knew something was wrong. He didn't feel...in control. And when Naruto shows up feeling the same way, things take a turn for the...weird. What's happening to them? Yaoi SasuNaru T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Down the Shore by VioletLolitaPop reviews
The first thing Ivan notices is Alfred himself. And really, considering his beloved's dress, it truly is only natural. .:Drabble : Semi-Ho!America'ish : Totally not an AU:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by HigherMagic reviews
Spoilers for 7x01. Castiel is Heaven-bent on creating the new, better order, but for every King there must be a Queen. 'You're not a pawn, Dean. You're a Queen. You're my Queen.'
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,406 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Let's Not Get Religion Involved by sweet-and-simple reviews
God is a woman and She has fearsome boobs. Demon Gaara/Angel Lee, Demon Naruto/Angel Hinata, SaiSakura, KisaIta, some bad humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Benefit of Cooking Lessons by Stunning Sunset reviews
In which Sakura finally puts to use her cooking skills, drilled into her by Ino...for a most unusual person. Crashing at a random person's place after a long shift at the hospital suddenly wasn't such a good idea...Not when it gave birth to crazy rumours.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ibiki M., Sakura H.
How to Entertain your Incubus by Nekoichi reviews
Sequel to Poisonous Strawberry: Ichigo decides to pay Grimmjow another visit after over 3 weeks since their faithful meeting, but is Grimmjow just too busy to entertain the little incubus. Grimmjow X Ichigo YAOI WARNING! PURE SMUT! ONESHOT!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Shotgun by Misery Loves Fanfics reviews
A collection of drabbles with a Kevin/Ben theme. Updates on Sundays.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,826 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Incalculable by yume girl 91 reviews
There are some things even God cannot have. 4th from the 64-Damn Prompts series. AU onesided AiRuki main pairing GinRuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2011 - S. Aizen, Rukia K. - Complete
Weekend at Cousin Jerry's by Stupe reviews
Lizzie and her very good friend Jillian spend a weekend at her cousin Jerry's resort, and have a close encounter of the yautja kind. Now cousin Jerry is irate because the yautja is hanging around the resort, searching for them and causing chaos. Enjoy!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Predator/Yautja, Human - Complete
RayvnSkye's Drabbles by Ravyn Skye reviews
A home for some of the many drabbles. Some are inspired by lj comms, some not. CH: 67 - Legacy and CH: 68 - Ukkiyo
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 49,055 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Man You Make of Me by theladyingrey42 reviews
"He was all long limbs and soft lips, hair the color of walnut set to flame. Even polluted with disease, his blood smelled sweet. Like he was meant for me. Made for me. And so I took him." ExC, vampslash. For the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by Kotei-Heika reviews
L was approached by an ordinary looking girl who was proving not so ordinary, to save him; the key to solve the Kira case was her and he knew it. She was merely a tool but why did she intrigue him so much? Maybe she was not so ordinary, after all..? L/Mai
Crossover - Death Note & Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,819 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - L, Mai T.
After School Special by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI DouWata ONE-SHOT: Despite his stoic nature, Doumeki can get pretty possessive, especially if it concerns Watanuki. Warnings inside. Please R&R! :D
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/12/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Denial by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. Jacob is in denial. Bella is his sister. Edward is in his mind. And apparently, according to Alice, everyone in the wolf tribe are destined to imprint on a vampire...and will also catch a case of the Gay Flu too. Pack/Coven Fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,424 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Fire Wolf by theallpowerfullme reviews
Puppyshipping, YamiHikari. Traded to sexy Seto for a trade truce between Wolf and Dragon kingdoms Katsuya finds himself setting out to save his love and new home.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi
New Love Ball: A Ploy To Get the Girl by sweet-and-simple reviews
Over the past three years, Gumball had off and on fought with himself on the subject that was quite plainly a lovesick Fionna. To date her or to not date her, now that was the question. And then Marshall Lee was dancing away with her...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Innocent Addiction by Caranina reviews
10 year old Naruto and a 15 year old Gaara...Gaara knew there was a reason he hated kids. Will they kill each other before something else blossoms as they get used to being neighbors? I'm not going to write something not rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Tempting Death by Sakeryu reviews
Lust: burning, hot desire. Death: looming, dark, and twisted. These were the two things that caged Sakura to him, Death Himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
When The Day Met The Night by nimblnymph reviews
Series of unconnected KakaSaku one shots and drabbles of various ratings. Please check the chapter titles for each post for ratings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Rewarding Soundwave by JenKristo reviews
TF:Prime finale spoiler: After Orion Pax joins the decepticons and Megatron learns of Soundwave's recent act of loyalty, he gives him Orion as a reward. Soundwave/Optimus Prime Slash. ON HOLD INDEFINITELY
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Soundwave, Optimus Prime
Skyfire by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fire in the Sky AU After arriving on Earth thousands of vorns later, Starscream decided to find Skyfire and give his old partner's frame a true burial. Alone. The last thing he expected was to find a Spark still impossibly struggling for existence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
You And Me Are Irresistible by Up the downside reviews
Izaya, a seductive Incubus looks among his humans for a new prey. A certain bartender catches his eye, a man named Shizuo Heiwajima. "Looks like I can have some real fun," Izaya licks his lips. Incubus!IzayaxShizuo, smutty and sinfully delicious. Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Paper Gangsta by SmilinForYa reviews
Roxas's life was turning backwards. First he finds out, the hard way, that he was gay. And then he finds out that the person he's been having late night texts with was a guy. And a very hot redhead at that. The worst thing? He was falling for him. Hard.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,364 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Distractions by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione discovers she can be easily distracted from the task at hand when provided with the right kind of stimulation. LuciusHermioneSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Of foxes and wolves by Killercat-nya reviews
The ever innocent Naruto gets into some trouble with some creepy snakes that seem set on killing him only to be rescued, shockingly, by a black wolf. Wolf Sasu/ Fox Naru. Lemon, Yaoi Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Momma Told Me by DeviWan reviews
When Kisame was old enough to understand why he didn't have friends at school, his momma held him tight and said that he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. He didn't believe her at the time. He wished he could see what she saw. Kisa/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Gorgeous Nightmare by Thirrin73 reviews
They were each gorgeous, animalistic nightmares in their own way. And it only took a night locked in an abandoned, supposedly haunted hotel for Sakura to figure out WHY. /Uchiha/Sakura, MultiSaku\ For StormDragon666's Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Tame Me by sweet-and-simple reviews
Castiel is supposedly a horse whisperer. That is what everyone calls him, anyway. This, however, is most definitely an untamable stallion in his sanctuary. No actual pairings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Playwitch's Top 10 Sexiest Wizards by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
When Playwitch comes knocking, 10 of Wizarding England’s finest step up to the challenge. Multiple Pairings: Ginny/Cormac/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Luna/Lucius, Remus/Hermione/Sirius, Bill/Lavender/Charlie, Fred/Verity/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P.
Thank You by TheTrickyOwl reviews
Sent five years into the future, Dean is astounded by how loyal his angel Castiel has remained to him. Through falling from Grace, through hard drugs and each painful scar, Castiel never left. Dean just needs to say thank you. Past!Dean and Future!Castie
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ghost by Dior Crystal reviews
Just when Gokudera thought he had lost his chance, Yamamoto returns. Which should have been all fine and dandy if not for one thing; Yamamoto is now a ghost. Brilliant. Just, brilliant. AU. 8059.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Feel by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
When the gods gave Link the Triforce of Courage, they had no idea it would have use outside of destroying the forces of evil. Light rating compared to borderline smut I show you guys.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
Day of the Dead by Juura99 reviews
Naruto's Saturday has turned into one big mess as he runs into his old schoolmate and finds him and his friends heading to the local pub for safety...All because zombies started attacking. Inspired by Shaun of the Dead. SasuNaru. T for language and gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Scream by Suomalainen-Sisu reviews
There's nothing more that Naruto wants to see then Gaara, whimpering and debauched from pleasure, lying unravelled beneath him covered in sweat. But with the man's stony, quiet persona; that might be quite a hard task to accomplish. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
What is the difference between a dream and a nightmare? One makes you sleep in comfort. The other makes fear cripple your body. Is there a fine line between the two?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by kurosora1984 reviews
You know I never, I never seen you look so good. You never act the way you should, but I like it and I know you like it too, the way that I want you. I gotta have you, oh yes I do. Commission for Kunoichi21!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Doused Flames by Nekoichi reviews
Natsu is sick and tired of Gajeel picking on him ever since Gajeel joined the Fairy Tail Guild. So what happens when Natsu finally decides to confront the other dragon slayer? Gajeel X Natsu YAOI WARNING! 2-SHOT!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gajeel R., Natsu D. - Complete
Gin is Seventeen, Yaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
"Gin-san deserves a better ending. He deserves some peace." Rated M, Gin/Ichi YAOI,
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - G. Ichimaru, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Deal by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
In order to save her friend, Rukia makes a deal with the school bully. Lemon AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Rukia K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Snippets: Here and There by DeviWan reviews
Unrelated snippets centering Uchiha Itachi. There is yaoi, shounen ai, but not for all. It takes place after the original series, but before and during the Shippuden series. Enjoy and leave a review! Each update is not related to each other in any way!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Wonderful by theallpowerfullme reviews
Puppyshipping One-shot. Katsuya's a half-nymph half-elf and he's just save two land nymph's and a Prince's brother. Now he just hungry, horny, and relaxed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi - Complete
Yellow Flash and Green Lightning by enchanted nightingale reviews
They were apart because they had not tried being together. When they made the move they did not regret it. Harry Potter/ Namikaze Minato. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Minato N. - Complete
Clouded Heavens by Hopeakaarme reviews
Finally, finally, Kyouya has all the time he needs to nap. Or to hold Cavallone, for that matter. And not a person in existence will be able to disturb them. D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Duty of Lions and Men by BlueBastard reviews
Hector's sword stops short of killing Patroclus. A lion stalks the forest, blue eyes burning for the Trojan prince. This time, however, it is not anger and hatred, but something else... SLASH Hector/Achilles
Troy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hector, Achilles
Safe Harbor by Acherona reviews
A crown prince framed and sold as a slave, a pirate with a deep hatred for royalty and government. With these to souls on the same ship, will the tide bring them together or tear them apart? Steampunk Pirate story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,219 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Anthology of Love by CrystallicSky reviews
A series of one-word prompts based on my favorite pairing of all time. I intend to reach 100 chapters, eventually meaning prompts for 1,000 words. Rated 'Mature' because I don't trust myself. MUCH CHACK, IN FACT, ALL OF ITS CHACK IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 222,370 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Chase, Jack
Prepare the Masses by Paco The Taco Maker reviews
Kazuo didn't know what the whole deal with the eggs was about, but he couldn't lie about liking the way cat boy looked in those leather pants. Pairing: Male! Kagome Higurashi Kazuo /Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Crossover - Inuyasha & Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kagome H., Ikuto T.
I'll Be There by KokoDee reviews
"I still kind of like her. I've liked her since the first time I saved her from Ice King. She was that pretty princess that everyone fell for, ya know?" Finn?Marshall Fluff.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Hair by TinaBanina96 reviews
Hidan and Deidara butted heads from the moment they met. They had nothing in common… or so they thought… Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Sweet Detention by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Detention was never this sweet to Rukia. Until a certain teacher came along. Lemon, AU, PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Rukia K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Pear Tree by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Carlisle has an eye-opening encounter with an ex-Wizard. CROSSOVER SLASH Carlisle/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Carlisle - Complete
Master and Mate by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Outside of their home, she was his master. Inside of their home, she was his mate. Neko!Ichigo/Rukia. For Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
It's A Dog's Life by sweet-and-simple reviews
AU Dean and Sam live cozy lives with their Masters. They get to chase the occasional cat, go for runs, get some lovin' time with their Alphas... Right up until some bastard makes them human. Castiel/Dean Gabriel/Sam
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
That's What You Get by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
An addiction that was unable to be controlled. A love that wasn't meant to be. Damn heart. OogieXJack LockXShock Humanoid. For the last time, Shock is a BOY in this. If you don't like that, then don't bother reading this damn story. Thank you.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Jack S., Oogie Boogie] [Lock, Shock] - Complete
Bracelets by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
He was all I needed. So why did he have to leave? Will I ever see those coal black eyes of his again? SasukeXGaaraXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Gaara] - Complete
Strength by ajj7sunhawk reviews
What makes you strong? What gives the strength to survive despite it all. Warning Heavy Angst, Mpreg mystyle. ** Dont wanna give the story away... please read and see.. Rated M for a reason.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 134,473 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Candy Land by CrystalMoon23 reviews
At a new club called Candy Land Grimmjow meets two twins, Shiro and Ichigo who want to help him wash away any thoughts of his ex. Who is he to say no to such an offer?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
My Girl by sambeam reviews
Alice and Edward try something new, with excellent results. OOC/AU. E/A. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Alice, Edward
Burn by fuzzibunniez reviews
Fem Ichigo/Itachi.Rated M. Itachi escapes the stigma of his past, but will Ichigo be able to show him a possible future during her own crisis? Set in Bleach world.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,884 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Itachi U., Ichigo K. - Complete
Me and my Cat by xXMusicalAssassinXx reviews
ShizuoxNeko!Izaya. Shizuo finally decides to adopt an animal from the shelter. A sense of responsibility falls on Shizuo's shoulders as he decides to take care of the kitten, but what happens when Izaya enters his life? Contains lemon later on.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Ugly Grinch and His ReindeerCatThingy by Ephere reviews
Ulquiorra the grinch does not like happy things. So he and his trusty cat-reindeer Grimmjow attempt to steal Christmas from Karakura Town. With Ichigo too busy laughing at Grimmjow's costume to help, is there any hope to stop them?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Unholy Confessions by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
He yearns for her yet he will not admit it. Now that he sees that another man may take her away from him, he promises to make her his. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Year of the Black Rabbit by Izaya Heiwajima reviews
When a black rabbit with red eyes makes itself known to Shizuo, his apathetic life takes a turn for the interesting. A philosophical story about a connection among souls and selves throughout the worlds of existence.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Decision or Destiny? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Choice by Acherona reviews
"It's him or me." Dark, dark eyes were cold and closed off and he crossed his arms over his chest. "You can't have it both ways anymore. You have to choose." SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Simplest Mistake: Origin of the Scars that Bind by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
The night depicted here gives insight to the minds of two people. One demand to be set free and the other unwilling to let her go.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Elegantly Wasted by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
The Decepticons were nothing after the war. He was scrap and yet, she salvaged him. Logic couldn't dictate their situation and yet, everything felt right. -wasted verse-*Romance if you squint*
Crossover - Inuyasha & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kagome H., Soundwave - Complete
When In Greece by dmnq8 reviews
Mistakes are often deliberate. Yaoi. Germany/Greece. Picture prompt. Disclaimer in my profile. #5 in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Germany, Greece - Complete
Princess Purple by SoulLidify reviews
...Where Ino sits down at three in the morning to cut a deal with the Akatsuki. Not that she has much of a choice, either way. CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Akatsuki, Ino Y. - Complete
Marking by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Grimmjow chases down Rukia in order to do two things. Get revenge on Ichigo and claim a much needed mate. Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Grimmjow J., Rukia K. - Complete
Fatherly Influence by I Agree reviews
COMPLETE! Drabble story set in the beginning of the series. The Inu no Taishou gives one last gift to his sons through the poor unsuspecting Kagome. I Do Not Own Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 37,962 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
My Courageous Shinobi by x0SilverFeathersx0 reviews
An assemblage of chapters revolving around our heartwarming Kagome being paired off with various males from Naruto, and differentiating scenarios. ஐ Chapter 11: "So Hide Your Eyes" PT 2 of 2 — ft. Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna ஐ
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,392 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Kagome H. - Complete
When My Time Comes by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
When Izaya dies, there are many things that he expects—oblivion and-or Hell being on the top of the list. He does not, however, expect to run into Shizuo Heiwajima.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Baser State of Nature by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
"Oh, Grandmother! What big teeth you have," Izaya murmured and finally glanced up to meet the wolfman's eyes, mouth curled into a silky-smug smirk.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Grace me, My King of Nights by BlaznFangurl reviews
InuxSessh,Yaoi.Sesshomaru was given a choice, mate or lose his throne. He will not sully his dog demon blood so he has only one person to retrieve. Inuyasha is in heat and he finds himself caught in a very awkward place.1st Fanfic ever. Semi hurt/comfort!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,832 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Three's A Crowd by Cennis reviews
And Sebastian was holding too tight, tight enough to bruise Ciel's pale skin, and biting hard enough to draw blood; wasn't that thing in his eye mark enough, Lizzie thought bitterly, did he have to show his claim even more? Sebastian/Ciel/Lizzie.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete
Affliction by The Ultimate Otaku reviews
Jacob is in love and lust with Edward, but Edward has left "for the good of both parties". Edward has Bella; Jacob is alone. He finds a temporary fix in Jasper Hale. What happens when Edward returns home? Sequel to Scent. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Jacob, Jasper
Shinobi Sleepover by ZoroTheBlue reviews
The men of Konoha have a sleepover at the Academy. Will they be able to handle all of the testosterone? Kakashi/Naruto, Gai/Kiba/Naruto, and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Pick me up Lemons by 2dragonkat reviews
A collection of lemon oneshots written per the requests of my wonderful muses. All UKE Vegeta, with a variety of Semes including: Goku, Brolli, Piccolo, Turles, Mirai Trunks, King Vegeta, Bardock and more. It's going to be a long ride.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,670 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Vegeta
The Game Beneath the Lake by The Ultimate Otaku reviews
Blaise Zabini desperately wants Draco Malfoy, but Draco is an absolute tease. When Blaise gets a chance to be alone with Draco, he grabs his window of opportunity. Desperately need feedback from B/D fans! TWOSHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Blaise Z., Draco M.
Quitting the Addiction by Nekoichi reviews
FMA YAOI Edward and Havoc are undercover keeping suspects under surveillance. But Havoc is in a week of quitting smoking, and wants to light one pretty badly. So Edward is forced to improvise or risk blowing their cover. Havoc X Edward
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Blue Thread of Fate by KamiKaze43v3r reviews
Twist to original canon storyline. Ichigo is a shinigami sent out for patrol in the human world. Bored of work, he seeks out interesting reiraku /spirit threads/ and discovers a blue colored one, which leads him to an interesting human with blue hair.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Adding The Missing Piece by Acherona reviews
Naruto's been chasing Sasuke for a year and he's getting tired of being brutally shut down. Just then Itachi asks him out, which brother should he choose? Who is Sasuke really jealous of and does Naruto have to choose at all? SIN fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Warning by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Rukia befriends a flirtatious lesbian, Rangiku. She wants to steal her away from her boyfriend Ichigo, but he has something planned to make his girl realize that he will be the only one for her. For Jen, asked by her friend DeviantHollow23.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Akita by Alex Prosper reviews
After their last battle, Shiki follows Akira home and takes advantage of his fatigue, fleshing out a deep, hidden desire. One-shot. Hard yaoi. SPOILER alert!
Togainu no Chi/咎狗の血 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akira, Shiki - Complete
Confession and Absolution by darkforetold reviews
Warnings: Explicit sex, blasphemy, some violence and, if you squint hard enough, non-con. Rating: NC-17 Father Dean didn't think the Church's confessional booth could be used quite like this...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Canis familiaris by Tally Mark reviews
There's something strangely familiar about Kagome's new dog. Sess/Kag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Forever Responsible for What You Have Summoned by Aleia15 reviews
AU. The ritual had been obviously incomplete, as it had not marked which race of daemons he would be calling forth. Byakuya wanted a sage, he got Renji instead. Life was going to become very interesting.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Do What You Have to Do by DeityOfDeath reviews
Inu Yasha makes a difficult decision in leaving Kagome. His crippling depression and heat make him vulnerable to Sesshomaru's advances, Can he find love in his brothers uncaring arms, will he find it in the the consequences from that coupling? MPREG
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,352 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Secrets by e-dowely reviews
Deborah Evens wanted nothing more then to get off of earth. Taking a biologists role and traveling to a alien planet. With all of her coworkers dead she has to survive while keeping a secret from both humans and the strange humanoids that hunt her.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,765 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010
Tempting a Master by Habit reviews
Sakura's been captured! But by who? And why? What's go on? *this is a one shot that was going to be incorporated into a chapter story but I got tired of waiting for an idea for the story... lol* ENJOY! MA for a reason! This one more than most!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Possessions by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"You are mine. He cannot break you." One-shot dedicated to my reader cp2lover.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Ulquiorra, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sesshoumaru and Kouga: The Teen Years by Salome Sensei reviews
A collection of humorous and naughty glimpses into the youthful friendship of the teen Wolf Prince, aka Skirtboy, and Lord of the West, aka Pillowf***er. Oh adolescence. Adults only, please.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kouga
One More by pewpew reviews
Amelia is happy as a predator's mate. When her mate wants her to take on a second predator, life gets complicated. Warning: M/F/M
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,695 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010
The Sandbox by NekoNinjaOverlord reviews
Little Gaara meets an unusual shy girl in his sandbox. What will he do? # GaaHina #
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Our Secret by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Gin has offered Rukia to save her friends and herself from death as she leaves for her execution. But he plans to get something in return from her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K. - Complete
But I'm Not Yours by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
His love for her grew too intense, now he has captured her for his own sick pleasure. She was still hurting, but she tried to keep going on with her life until he came along. Warning: Mentions of rape.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K. - Complete
Bribe by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Shirosaki has become King of all worlds. Now, he wants to find Aizen so he can finish the job and feel complete. Only one person knows where Aizen is hiding but, he needs to bribe him with something that is his. ShirosakixRukiaxGin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Dark Ichigo, G. Ichimaru - Complete
We All Have Our Kinks by deecherrywolf reviews
Just my fills from the Kink meme, because I'm too lazy to post them separately and they aren't long enough for that anyways. Will update slowly, as I need to edit a lot of them. I'll probably still miss things, like always OTL
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,953 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Addiction: Ten Steps To Successful Seduction by Aozoran reviews
Jazz after a rare moment with Prowl realises that his feelings are returned and becomes rather determined to seduce Prowl until he finally admits... Love does conquer all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,571 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Bunnies Are Breeding by Stephfunky reviews
A series of Harry Potter crossover drabbles. Slash, het, character death, penis, etc.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Synonym For Violence by XIIIAnonymous reviews
"Look up hostility in the dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Shizuo Heiwajima." ShizuoxKasuka
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kasuka H., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Monster that was Man Enough by Stunning Sunset reviews
Would a blossom get eaten if it fell into a sake pond home to a shark? A fortuitous meeting at a bar and a temporary truce may change quite a few things. While Sakura does not mind being eaten, both know that war is near. And they're not on the same side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Sublimation by Sabathiel reviews
In which Izaya experiments with abstinence for a week. Shizaya. Raijin Days.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Night of Fright by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Rukia finds out that there is one thing that will keep her up at night...And it's after her. Warning: NonCon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Nnoitra G., Rukia K. - Complete
Love Me Love Me Not by Namasilvereyes reviews
Unwanted, unloved, despised, condemned. These are just someof the things that he could nicely say about himself. NOT FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACHE OR FAINT OF HEART. AU, MPREG, EXTREME ANGST, and possible strong language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,603 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Inutaisho, Inuyasha - Complete
Dormant Siren by HigherMagic reviews
Vampire AU. The bar erupted into applause again as the dying chord rang out and Castiel dared to open his eyes and turned to see Dean. Castiel bit back another desperate, wanting sound. "One word, Cas, and he's ours." Castiel bit his lip and nodded.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 75,693 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Angel Cakes by Acherona reviews
Kakashi has never believed in love at first sight, lust though is another matter entirely. As soon as he watched the beautiful man dance he knew he had to have him, even if he would have face the devil himself to get him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Eyes On The Prize by Acherona reviews
Naruto should go, he should turn on his heel and walk away. He had no right watching this. Instead he stepped closer to the glass and watched the pale figure on the bed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Books and Librarians by otakusocial reviews
Shikamaru had a new pastime; cloud watching was replaced by dingy old buildings, dusty books and a blue eyed librarian. Peace never last though when dealing with women.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Kagome H., Shikamaru N.
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Bitter Berry by BonneNuit reviews
Ch8: ByakuyaxIchigo This is a collection of sex/romance ficlets where Ichigo is a 'gender bender.' FemIchi, hermaphroditeIchi, cross-dressing, etc. Ichigo will NOT be paired with any females, only males. Rated for sexual content/violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,957 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
Courtesy Call by Soul Under reviews
And to think; this all started with a missing persons report. Dark!fic. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Underneath It All by Racey reviews
He's loved him for as long as he could remember. Only one problem...the guy was straight. Warnings: AU, yaoi, rape, violence, swearing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,672 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Tie Me Down by Saunwolfgirl reviews
Written for the drrrkink meme. Contains: YAOI, BOY/BOY, SMUT. Shizaya. Izaya gets kidnapped and drugged.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Punished by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Ichigo and Hichigo make sure Rukia never leaves them again. Three way IchigoxRukiaxHichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
More Than A Little Strange by The Amazing Sakumachan reviews
Hetalia/Inuyasha Xover Challenge To Kagome it began as a simple plan to help out Lithuania with his love troubles. But with the ever so unpredictable Belarus, things did not turn out the way she planned... So what else is new? Kagome/Belarus Shoujo-Ai
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kagome H., Belarus - Complete
Predator Holiday by pewpew reviews
A human tries to celebrate Christmas with her Predator mate. Santa might be in for some trouble this year.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Happy Pet Pet by Dior Crystal reviews
Forced into working at Ulquiorra's pet store, Grimmjow thinks that he'll hate it. But as time passes by, he realizes that maybe, just maybe, it's not that bad. AU. UlquiGrimm. Written for SenayDragon.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Toeing the Line by starry-nights88 reviews
Some people think there's a fine line between love and hate, even less are brave enough to search for it, and even fewer still have courage enough to toe the line. No HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,027 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
No Remorse by DeathsLittleBirdie reviews
Byakuya saved Rukia from the wrath of the clan but at what price? Warning; Rape NON CON. Don't like don't read. Considering to continue it if you guys want me to.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Doki Doki Syndrome by Loki.1827 reviews
Getting sick is not that worrying when the prescribed cure involved a certain herbivore. Hibari, especially, is interested–very much, in fact. 1827.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
She would always be daddy's little girl, and he would always be her hero no matter how much wrong he did.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kagome H., Madara U. - Complete
Whoops I Broke Your Hips by PsychedelicDreamer reviews
A story in which Shizuo's strength gets out of control.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Starting a Hive by Stunning Sunset reviews
On a backwater planet, a hybrid escapes a facility and runs into a human woman. Surprisingly, he does not kill her once he gets a whiff of the scent of her ripe body. AlienxHuman sex, can be disturbing at times, so use your judgment.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Pretty Persuasion by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
DracoHermione - WINNER OF THE NOVEMBER 2010 TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE - Sick of Draco's constant disinterest in socializing with her friends, Hermione decides to follow a different course of persuasion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Intoxicated by Stunning Sunset reviews
Sakura was damning the bar she was holed in, trying to get rid of annoyances, when she was granted the perfect opportunity to get out of the damn place. And it turned out to be more than she would have expected. Hell, she sure wasn't complaining. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sakura H., Jiraiya - Complete
Inappropriate by Salome Sensei reviews
Sesshoumaru lays down some rules for Rin. Adults only. A ficlet in process of becoming a canon-era naughty collection.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Costumes & Chemistry by Acherona reviews
Planning a surprise for Sasuke would be much easier if the bastard would just shut up and appreciate it. Chibi fluff and adult smut. Happy NaruSasu Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Not Me? by Niwasae reviews
Naruto meets Jacob and explains why he and Bella aren't meant to be. Oneshot. This is not a Jacob/Naruto pairing. They are distantly related though.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Jacob - Complete
Forever In Your Arms by Acherona reviews
Trying to move on after the one thing that made you whole, made it all worthwhile, has been ripped from you is agony. What would you do if against all odds what was lost is returned to you?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dog at Heart by Tally Mark reviews
He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Crossroads by Acherona reviews
The first time he'd seen Minato when he entered college, it was like a lightning strike. The blond was wild and untamable, he crackled and shone and Fugaku wanted him. He wanted him more than he'd wanted anything in his entire life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
Blue Lips by ConstantSnow reviews
"You like me?" Seth asked. "In a gay way?" Requested by: PockyPand4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Lonely at the Top by Rapa-Nuiz reviews
Whilst listening in on yet another prank of Skywarp's, it suddenly strikes Megatron how little he understands his own troops. G1 cartoon, one-shot, rated KPLUS just to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Megatron - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Get Off by ConstantSnow reviews
When the line was crossed, he got off. NC-17 Rating. No underaged readers. Sequel to: Teeth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Melody of the Broken Heartened by shurashur09 reviews
For over a year Sesshoumaru has sought the comfort of flesh from the most unlikely of lovers. But now has come the time for the InuYoukai lord to mate and acquire an heir, something his lover is unable to provide him with. Full Summary Inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,962 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sesshomaru, Miroku
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Family Plan by gurechi reviews
Whatever Kaiba wants, Kaiba will eventually get. Kaiba x Jounouchi. PWP. Oneshot. Warning inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi - Complete
So, you want a little taste of the Enigma? by NeroAnne reviews
One-shots with Jeff Hardy and ANY guy you want! Every guy ALIVE or, in the industry, at least. wants a piece of Jeff's ass. Now's your chance to tell me which one YOU want!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 119,456 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy
Sexy Love by violetsake reviews
Can Kurama survive through a relationship with an unpredictable and insatiable Mazoku Lord,or will it be too much for the fox demon to handle? Warnings inside. Yaoi K/Y
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,265 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kurama M., Yusuke U.
Berserker by BonneNuit reviews
Kenpachi is a berserker intent on claiming his mate Ichigo. This is a continuation of Flaming Orange Rose's story Wolf Pelt. KenpachixIchigo not for the faint of heart. Non-con, dub-con, consensual sex. yaoi-AllxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,605 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Bleach FanFic Collection by ConstantSnow reviews
This is a collection of short stories/one shots that I randomly write, there are different pairings, no point, no plot, no meaning, just what randomly pops in my head and it's rated from All ages to Mature. Please enjoy reading, but check the rating!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Claude's Parentage by Gwynhafra86 reviews
A One-shot based on the prompt of Claude being the lovechild of Sebastian and William. Hints of mpreg and mild crack. Some inconsistencies with canon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sebastian M., William S. - Complete
Stitches by Songstone reviews
In which Kisame is literally forced to feel someone up, Sasori is love-struck, and Kakuzu needs stitches. It's all quite odd, actually. -Mania side story-not related with the original or re-write.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
GrimxYoru Trilogy p2 High Noon: Karakura Skies by trixipixie reviews
Grimmjow had been looking for round two with Yoruichi since their encounter in the subways now an aerial mêlée gives him a chance. LEMONS. EXPLICIT.SMUTTY. LEMONS sequel to 4AM Karakura Subway. Reluctance sexual situations
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Yoruichi S., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Side by Side by chuppa chupsz reviews
Shikahina - "You never realize that Hinata's not with you." - Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Red Hoods and Gift Baskets by nimblnymph reviews
Temptation is a powerful thing, even for a disciplined shinobi like Kakashi. And sometimes in order to get what you want, a little thievery is required. Written for the Faerie Tale Challenge at the KakaSaku LiveJournal community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Indomitable by Backwards'n' Upside Down reviews
Hiruma is a force to be reckoned with but when he meets the one person he has no blackmail on, how will he cope?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kagome H., Hiruma Y.
Yawning Fangs by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Anderson versus sleeping Alucard...meant to be AAxA.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Toughest Love by Silvandar reviews
**oneshot** Tesla was created only to serve his master... HARDCORE BONDAGE/ BDSM, VIOLENCE, YAOI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
Subconscious Desires by RubberDuckies reviews
Naruto finds himself in an odd place, where he meets an odd man who seduces him and makes a demand. YAOI Kyuubi x Naruto PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sick Leave by trixipixie reviews
A story rated M for LEMON Explicit  LEMON Byakuya has been sick for a few days and Yoruichi goes to help him feel better
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Because of Bella by ConstantSnow reviews
During New Moon, Bella accepts Aro's invitation to become a vampire. Her choice leaves the two men that love her broken and alone. A chance meeting in the woods leads to a new life, and it's all because of Bella. MPreg.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Killercat-nya reviews
Naruto gets dragged to a Halloween party just after his girlfriend left him, what’s worse…he’s dressed as Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf wants to get under his dress. SasuNaru, Yaoi, lemons Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking Boredom by Acherona reviews
Bored, horny and lonesome. Reno thought this movie night would be horrible but maybe, just maybe Axel and Roxas can make it better. RenoRoxasAxel threesome.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Mine Again by adorathao reviews
He'd once lost her to a blaze of fury, now could he regain her in passion?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
My Patron by BonneNuit reviews
The Norse god of war, Tyr, wants Ichigo to only give him patronage and no other gods. He ends up courting the mortal who has no idea that he's a god. YAOI, two shot, will contain adult material not suitable for children. TyrxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Love Lessons by Heroes Can Save You reviews
AU fic: Teacher Grimm x Student Ichi. With a beauitfully cliched title. With all the problems they face, can they really be together?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,292 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Sin by BonneNuit reviews
Seme/Male-HaremxIchi Ichigo is chosen by the gods to be a sacrificial sin. Aizen, Grimmjow, Starrk, Kenpachi, Shinji and Nnoitra are chosen to be the other sins and all find themselves affected by Ichigo. GrimmIchi AiIchi KenIchi ShinIchi StarIchi NnoIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
GrimxYoru Trilogy p1 4AM Karakura Subway by trixipixie reviews
On her way home from clubbing, Yoruichi has a brief encounter in the subway. Super Lemon Fest A story rated M for LEMON Explicit LEMON reluctant sexual situtaions- Now you know
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Yoruichi S., Grimmjow J. - Complete
My Pet by PegasusRider reviews
Sesshoumaru and Kagome have the perfectly normal life of being the 'master and pet'. But as darkness threatens Japan and Sesshoumaru finds himself consumed with thoughts of Kagome, will they be able to survive each other? Alternate Endings added!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,441 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Narcoleptic Uke by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Instead of fighting Szayel, Renji finds himself in a fight with Starrk Coyote. But fighting is rather hard when the opponent is literally draping himself all over you, sleeping. RenjixStarrk YAOI UKE!STARRK!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Renji A., C. Stark - Complete
Uke by TwistedHilarity reviews
Inuyasha comes of age and discovers that he's got a hell of a problem. He's an uke: a male slated to be mated to another male. And all hell breaks loose when Sesshoumaru finds out. Sessh/Inu humor, angst, lemon, lang.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,285 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Dirty Me by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Shinji takes Nnoitra over to his empty mother's house for a bit of alone time. RP based on my own AU story Strawberry Bad Boy. Hardcore yaoi warning.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,983 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Shinji H., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Yes, I've seen the Bear by TKCat reviews
CRACK. Naruto joins a prestigious hunting society, but to be chosen as a honored member, he has to slay a bear. Too bad, Naruto doesn’t know there are no bears in the forest in February. Only horny Uchihas who’d love some "company" in the cold... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot, Angry and Loving It by Onyxlight reviews
Inuyasha and Bankotsu have a misunderstanding that leads to some steamy make up time.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bankotsu, Inuyasha
The Claiming of the Miko by Sugar0o reviews
*Warning: Furry, ONESHOT* Summary: When the season of rut comes about, for the first time in history Sesshomaru sets out to claim a mate. **COMPLETE**There is only ONE CHAPTER**
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Compare and Contrast by Gwynhafra86 reviews
Tsuna and Squalo compare whose husband is scarier, while Hibari and Xanxus boast of their respective wives. Warning: Mild crack and hints of...stuff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Dirty Science Talk by The Imaginary Chronicles reviews
A request from the Transformers Anonymous Kink thread. Very M. The basics; Starscream "strips" to pay for school, Skyfire goes to the same school and gets dragged to the club. Starscream gets off on science talk, Skyfire doesn't know this and gets jumped.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
I Can't Help But Love You The Remake by The Imaginary Chronicles reviews
The remake, this wil replace the original soon. After the Nemesis blows up in the middle of space, Starscream finds himself as the only survivor not in statsis and an all too willing Skyfire as his caretaker. Slash, G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire
Denial by Reiuko reviews
She was just a teacher. Nothing special. Nothing at all. Sure he followed her, watched her from afar, scared away any male that tried to get too close, didn’t consider her annoying, and was almost polite to her but it was nothing. Nothing. At. All.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kagome H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fetch by Kanna37 reviews
Kagome's playing fetch on the beach with Inuyasha, but what is Sesshoumaru doing there... and what does he want to play fetch with? Sess/Kag rated for language and suggestive themes. 3rd Best Lemonfic Dokuga 4th quarter 2009
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,172 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Cats and Curses by Redfaerie reviews
Gaara is the cold, antisocial prince of a kingdom in another realm. Punished by Fate for killing his uncle, he's sent to earth. As a cat! He's suddenly at the mercy of Naruto, who's surprised that his new pet turns into a boy with cat ears at night!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Runes of your Soul by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH EC/HP: Bella and Edward barely escaped the Volturi after New Moon. Carlisle makes a risky move of contacting his old friend, Albus Dumbledore, for help. Instead of the old man arriving at Forks himself, the Cullen clan is surprised when a seventeen
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,109 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward
When Things Go Superbly by DeviWan reviews
Kaka/Ita. The least they could do was take a moment off for themselves and enjoy each other, cause that's usually when things go superbly. It's yaoi, shounen-ai, sci-fi and a whole lot of complicated things. Go on, have a look, you know you want to...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Good Samaritan by Kaze and Kiba reviews
While Sasuke was away taking revenge for his family someone was taking care of things at home without permission. The problem now is the Hokage was protecting whoever had done it and he wanted to know why. And why was Sakura afraid of facing him? rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unwrapped by Acherona reviews
Sasuke and Naruto don’t want Itachi to have to spend another Christmas alone so they buy him the perfect gift…They buy him Sai for one night, how will Itachi use it? ItaSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Of Chakra, Torsos and Rumpsteaks by peachandbetty reviews
One-shot for Zelha. Itachi forgets his medication. Sakura is not amused. ItaSaku, Warning: Shameless Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prisoner by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Gaara Sabaku does not love. Nor does he touch or feel. But Gaara's changing. And it's all thanks to one boy. One boy he would do anything for. Christmas present for LostProcess. KibaXGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
collared by LC Rose reviews
Kagome finds herself at Sesshoumaru's mercy; her body a slave to his will. Will she surrender to his dark desires or walk her own path? **descriptive lemons, do not read if under 18** dark fic COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Incurable Need by KibaSin reviews
Kagome's kekkei genkai had never reacted to anyone so strongly before, but she was positive, without a shadow of a doubt, that that Suna boy wanted to eat her. Gaara x Kagome; Naruto/Inuyasha; Edited version
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kagome H., Gaara - Complete
Much Needed Therapy by Uchiha B reviews
Most of the population of Konoha knew that the Uchiha heirs desperately needed therapy... for various reasons. It was too bad that Uchiha Fugaku was in denial about his children. IY/Naruto inter-connected one-shots.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kagome H., Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Love & Death by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Love crosses all boundaries. Itachi and Deidara are just about to learn that. ItaDei. Dedicated to black55widow. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 354 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Introduction by peppermint quartz reviews
It irritated her that no one saw the truth. Oneshot. Bleach is not mine.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Tatsuki A. - Complete
On the Court by KibaSin reviews
During a nighttime game, he's become so frustrated that he finally decides to show her the best way he can think of. Ryoma x Kagome; Edited version
Crossover - Inuyasha & Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Kagome H., E. Ryoma - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood: How it really went by sweet-and-simple reviews
What if Lee were Little Red Riding Hood crossing the desert to aid his ill grandmother? What if Gaara was the biggest, baddest wolf in that desert? What happens when naive Little Red Riding Hood ends up in the wolf's lair? lemonny crickets!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Continuity by Servant of Anubis reviews
ONESHOT. Russia says Tai Chi cannot be used to fight. China will prove him wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Don't Look Back by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru, SasuHaku. "Never go out into the woods at night. If you do, stay in a single file line with the person in front holding a light and whatever happens, DON’T look back until you’re out of the woods.” Asuma said...My first attempt in this genre...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cherry Lips by BonneNuit reviews
AizenxIchigo yaoi AU Ichigo's friends make him cross dress for the sake of cheap booze. A Yakuza, Sousuke Aizen, sees Ichigo and thinks he is a woman. He asks him out on a date which Ichigo is forced to accept. No rape- consensual sex, cursing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
BlueEyed Black Dragon by shurashur09 reviews
InuYasha and Bankostou have been mated for a while, but now InuYasha is feeling a bit depressed at the thought of what the impending birth of his pup will bring. Summary Inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Inuyasha, Bankotsu - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Don't Feed The Fish by Acherona reviews
Suigetsu was bored, he was beyond bored. One could only polish ones sword so many times by one self before even that task lost its charm after all. A smutty and silly Sui/Sasu birthday fic for Fallenkarma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Less, A Little More by starry-nights88 reviews
Desire. It coursed through his veins like blood, but rejection was all he got. So, he waited until the clock stopped and he could finally claim him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Jasper, Seth
Brutal by Voidance reviews
He noticed that they had been spending less and less time with each other. And being the hot-headed twin between them, he couldn't say he was calm about all of this. HikaKao. Minor KyoTama. Twincest and lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Elegy by Songstone reviews
Sasuke's life was a web of lies from the very start; everything he had ever known about his family life has proven to be a lie. His parents aren't really his parents at all. And his brother... Oh, his brother...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
I Wanna Do Bad Things With You by JenKristo reviews
ClayxJack. Jack had only planned to rob the Xiaolin temple, but things don't turn out that way when Clay catches him spying. Clack Slash!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jack, Clay - Complete
Pretty, Pretty Harry by Stephfunky reviews
Alucard gets a major flash of déjà vu while dealing with a vampire in the former village of Hogsmead. And does that human smell like... him? Slash/Yaoi, transgen pairing, trans-series pairing, major character death, and gender confusion. Hellsing HP xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P., Alucard - Complete
It's the Best Day Ever by 2dragonkat reviews
Birthday’s were supposed to be the best day of the year. Well not for this financial firm boss. But maybe his ward can change that. Kanou/Ayase
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Will This Ever End? by ActionBitch reviews
Strange mutant demons begin infesting Sesshomaru's lands, but oddly enough, they're near impossible to kill. So what's he do? He calls upon old "friends" for help, but as usual, insanity seems to follow them. Set after Naraku's death. Bad language involved.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Firefly by o0KittyBlue0o reviews
IY/YYH HieixKagome Kagome meets Hiei in the past, when he is but a child, and starts to form a bond. Not telling her his name, she decides to call him Firefly. The final battle comes to a close, what will happen next?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,560 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Kagome H., Hiei
Betting Doll by DeviWan reviews
Seriously, what was Pein thinking when he invented Monthly Monday? Doesn't matter, there a winner and someone's going to be the prize. Itachi just spoke at the wrong time and the wrong place, so now he's paying the prize... by being one. slight yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
That Conversation by DeviWan reviews
In Hidan’s opinion, the boy was just too pretty. He couldn’t help but wonder what the boy feels when he walks around the hideout. He was an angel amongst the others. And so, when the opportunity presents itself, Hidan just couldn’t hold back. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
So Help Me God by michelerene reviews
Naruto Uzumaki disappeared from radar two years ago, leaving behind a psychotic best friend and a town full of terrified people. Now he’s back, much to his ‘watchdog’s’ dismay. KakaNaru. Written because I lost another bet. Stupid Roely… with love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,350 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
I Ain't Afraid of No GhostNin! by Thirrin73 reviews
And so Sakura walked in with six ghostly figures following behind her. Four were recognized as Akatsuki members, another was one of Orochimaru's former subordinates, and lastly the deceased partner of Zabuza Momochi. "Tsunade-shishou, I have a problem."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sakura H.
Interesting by Dior Crystal reviews
Nnoitra finds Ulquiorra interesting, and, get this, CUTE. Ulquiorra does not return the sentiment. One sided yaoi. NnoiUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Nnoitra G., Ulquiorra - Complete
Mind Games by ConstantSnow reviews
A serial killer known as 15 has an obsession with a young detective Ichigo. 15 wants to play mind games and drive Ichigo over the edge before consuming him completely. Ichigo wants 15 strapped to a table with a needle in his arm. READ WITH CAUTION PLEASE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,260 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Ichigo K. - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
At The Temple by DeviWan reviews
I was a demon, yes, and I find it impossible to let something like my Itachi go. He was a human who loved a demon. He was something rare. I'd like to tell you of my story, of the things that led up to my attack on Konoha, and the breaking of what we had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Saviors by BlueKitten6 reviews
The rokudaime is kidnapped when two ravens hear of his upcoming wedding. What will he choose freedom or duty? ItaNaru slight SasuNaru mention of futur ItaNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Porcelain by DeviWan reviews
When he was twelve, that’s when I first met him.The way he walks; slow and graceful.I remembered sitting with him through sunset.I remembered staring at him as he finally let his guard down.And I don’t care if it’s hell, as long as I have him, its heaven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Ivory by DeviWan reviews
I was obsessed, I was addicted to him. I let him know of these feelings. His beauty constantly hit me. I hold onto him like a lover would, but I don't love him. There was never any love...I think. But then, what do I know. shounen-ai.Madara/Itachi. enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
I do believe In Magic by DeviWan reviews
I never thought I could love someone this much, but I do and I'll do anything for him."I love you," I whispered. "I love you too, 'Tachi," Ita/Naru. Shounen ai. light yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
50 Sentences of Naru by Stephfunky reviews
50 sentences challenge. Features yaoi, shonen ai, and general pervertedness. Rated T to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demons Lovers by Cold-Creature reviews
Xiaolin Showdown X Hellboy! Chase Young; soulless, demon possessed and evil. John still couldn’t believe they’d captured the immortal alive. SLASH! Chase Young/ Jack Spicer & Hellboy / John Meyers Myers One-Shot!
Crossover - Hellboy & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Playing With Fire by HalfBlackWolfDemon reviews
Fire demon mating habits. H/K
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Kagome H., Hiei - Complete
Kittens Can't Speak Elfish by Stephfunky reviews
Haldir has found a pretty little kitten with black fur and green eyes. That talks. Hp X-over, slash, crossgen
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Haldir
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
The Tarot Master by Aalicia reviews
Ichigo is a Nephilim Tarot Master who seduces women with the flip of a card. Rukia is the first woman to defy his power. IchiRuki AU among the lust of fallen angels.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Couple of Firsts by Werewolf of Fire reviews
Kimimaro finds he shares quite a few first time experiences with Ukon. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kimimaro, Ukon - Complete
Check Mate by Ajestice reviews
What if someone had seen through the illusion? It took Emory only moments, looking beyond his mask and into sharp, calculating blue eyes. You see, the thing is... Michael wasn't mentally unstable. He was just very, very smart.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Can't Have Everything by morning-in-mei reviews
To say that Grimmjow is an exhausting lover would be an understatement, but Stark thinks he wouldn’t have it any other way. Stark/Grimmjow, oneshot, interesting kinks, and yaoi up the wazoo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2009 - C. Stark, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Hiding the Elf's Clothes by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Christmas Special: Leon gets convinced by a certain ninja to help out cheering up the kids of Radiant Garden. It just happens that the outfit he has to wear is one he doesn't want his lover to see, but oh, does Cloud see it. And he wants to get it off.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Possession by TheFireflyofLight reviews
Jinx and Kid Flash haven't seen or spoken to each other in 2 years. What would happen if they were to meet again? What would happen if he was to discover the secret she kept from him since he left her?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Haven for lost souls by see1like reviews
When Madara ofered Pein to form Akatsuki, little did he know what he was in for. He certainly never planed on falling in love. now some rough decisions are need to be made. Yaoi warning! PeinXItachi-Main, MadaraXDeidara-slightly .LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Instinct by She-bop reviews
yaoi : Ulqui x Grim rather long, mostly smut, some blood what happens when Grimmjaw tries to control his instincts. Introduction of Szayel, Ichigo, and Hichigo in later chapters just to keep things interesting
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,054 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Her Romance by cutecrazyice reviews
Because everybody loves Haruno Sakura. Oneshots featuring our favorite pink-haired kunoichi, and the different men in her life. Sakucentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H.
Sadist by momoke reviews
It turns him on when she cries. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Songstone reviews
Itachi Uchiha was fourteen-years-old, a straight A student, and he had never been kissed. This is where his best friend comes into play. Deidara takes it upon himself to be the teacher and give the Uchiha a lesson he could use. A kissing Lesson.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Submission by sakuraspimp reviews
Sakura fixes up Neji and Ino. Neji has to show Ino who's really in charge. NejixIno KibaxSakura. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
Sound by She-bop reviews
yaoi : more Grimm x Ulqui smut but first chap is mostly build up. Ulquiorra hears Grimmjaw making a strange sound in his sleep and decides to investigate. I think it's done now...unless I can think of something else...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Silk and Stone by Volpone reviews
Botan is such a sweet and bubbly girl -- not to mention cute as a button! It's so hard to pick just one Botan coupling... So let's pair her with everyone! Collection of Botan/X one shots. NEW CHAPTER UP! YoukoXBotan, lemon flavored. Yum, yum...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Botan
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Bite me by Tally Mark reviews
In which Kagome gets bitten a great deal. It's hard being delicious. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Tainted Love by blue-eyed-shuichi reviews
Love isn't always pure. Kyuubi is tired of Naruto fighting his desire for Sakura and decides to do something about it. A challenge fic featuring a Kyuubi Naruto and Sakura pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Devours by hyenateeth reviews
Zetsu was never good at expressing his feelings. ZetsuxSakura oneshot. Very Dark-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Disgusting by naoto-san reviews
Grimmjow hated the shinigami, hated the feelings he awokened in him, hated how he had made him want him. He wouldn't stand for it anymore. Warning: yaoi, gore, death of character.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Love of a Killer by Amy-Elizabeth 1989 reviews
Michael Myers rescues a girl with a tragic backstory from impending danger, but decides to keep her with him in the sewers for reasons he himself does not know. *Takes place after HR. Warning: Violence, Language and Sexual Situations in this story*
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,997 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Where Did I Go Wrong? by redsandman99 reviews
Matt reflects at Jeff’s funeral.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Pass the Kiss On by FailingDemi reviews
Haruhi was kissed by a host and told to give that kiss to another. She kissed another, and the cycle begins again. Unebeknowst, she was playing a game of pass the kiss on. HostsxHaruhi. A Valentine's Story.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
sexy no jutsu by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. First prequel to Icha Icha Paradise. A mission gone awry. A failed henge. And that was how they met.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by sesshomaru's dokkaso reviews
I couldn't resist. Completely separate from my other stories. Inuyasha stumbles across his brother's clothing, armor and dead vassals. And it only gets stranger from there on out when he discovers his brother's a toddler hiding beneath Ah Un's body.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Suds by Volpone reviews
Bathtime crack! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Kyuubi's Fiancée by KiaraNxiar reviews
Kyuubi has a crush! When the host finds out he is 'appalled' and the intended is 'freaked'. MM
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,042 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Sardonic Liaison by Away From Sanity reviews
30 drabbles for the sarcastic relationship of Grimmjow x Ichigo. [yaoi, ranging from PG to NC17, PWP, TWT, AUish, cursing]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Next Time by korinara reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Cops and Pirates by ArtemisMS reviews
Gintama AU! Gintoki and Hasegawa are cops. Gintoki has his eye on a certain ravenhaired picketer. Gintoki x Katsura.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Perfect by Werewolf of Fire reviews
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, in their true brotherly tradition, are fighting over how to kiss. [yaoi, incest]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Everything you want by PaperThinWalls reviews
Goku x Bulma lemon. Goku’s second thinking his engagement. Bulma’s working overtime to forget it. So what happens when you add the two together?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Bulma, Goku
Pets by Whackjop reviews
Kakashi doesn't like most animals. What made him take in the little Uchiha in the rain? KakaIru, NaruSasu and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Natsu no Mori by Vicadin-Tea reviews
Naruto's summer. The touch that he wants and the touch he can't have. KyuuNaru. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fateful by redex reviews
UlquiGrimmRenji. Drunken Threesome. People just don't expect things like this to happen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Ulquiorra, Renji A. - Complete
Time of the Month by Ryoko Blue reviews
After a Saiyan takes a mate, for one week during the month they tend to get overly amorous for the complete seven days. But this time Chichi will not be the one on the end of an extra excited husband, she’s got a plan that will get her out of it. Of cours
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Bulma, Goku
By My Side by Indomitable Spirit reviews
SessXOlderRin ONESHOT. Never did he realize the full implication of his action in resurrecting the girl child. A fine line separated the savior and the saved. Who was the savior and who was the saved? Strange how seemingly random incidents and events
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Best Sex Ever by Akutsuin reviews
Some best sex ever leads to something unexpected. MPREG meaning Male Pregnancy. A pure fanon comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
An Unforeseen Complication by Zaleone reviews
ON HIATUS UNTIL SHADOWS TO SHADOWS IS COMPLETE! Sesshomaru x Juromaru pairing. AU. Juromaru has survived Naraku's death. When the Taiyoukai stumbles upon the injured incarnation...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Sesshomaru, Juuroumaru
Dango by Tekko reviews
Itachi convinces his partner to share his dango..Heavy lime, I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Roll Over, Lord Sesshomaru by sesshomaru's dokkaso reviews
One shot, SessRin fluff. When Rin discovers that Lord Sesshomaru is a dog demon, she comes up with a plan to see his true form.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Ariel in October by Ersuela reviews
YAOI, AU, pairings & warnings inside. Jou's first mistake was assuming that Malik, Bakura, and Seto weren't as bad as thought to be. His second was trusting them. Now caught in the middle of a war, Jou must blend with them or be killed BY them.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi
Snowbound by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. On a remote island off the coast of Japan, a woman confronts an unusual dog that may have been part of her past...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,217 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Out of touch, Out of time by x The Chichi Slaughter House x reviews
Vegeta, the proud and powerful Prince of Saiyans. Yes, I used to be called that… Vegeta mused as he lay on the dark carpeted floor, bleeding. Tears came to his eyes as he lay there, useless, dying. Shonen ai. [Oneshot]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Simplify by Volpone reviews
Get over it, Sakura. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Foxgloves by Volpone reviews
Finis, epilogue up! Youko was never killed, therefore he never went to the human universe, never became Shuichi Minamino, and never learned to love. Now a ferry girl has become the object of his obsession and he'll do anything to sink his claws into her..
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Botan, Youko
The Chase by Volpone reviews
Kurama unexpectedly goes into heat. Now he's reverted back to his Youko form, and his demon instincts have completely taken over. Poor Botan, what's a girl to do?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Botan, Youko