![]() I'm a grammar Nazi and I'm proud of it. I hate people who abuses grammar AKA the loser writer Trapblade and his fellow failure HyperA1985 and Demonic Phantom of the Leaf. Gender: Male Likes: Naruto, Bleach, Hellsing, Fairy Tail, Toriko, Date a Live, One Piece, High School DXD, High School of the Dead Disliked Fake Writers: Trapblade, HyperA1985, Demonic Phantom of the Leaf. Characters Like: Itachi Uchiha: hidden hero of the leaf, killed his own clan for the sake of the village and willingly became a villain in order for his brother to become more powerful and become a hero. Helped in the fourth shinobi war by getting Kabuto to release the Edo Tensei. Ichigo Kurosaki: substitute shinigami who sacrificed his shinigami powers in order to defeat Aizen. Erza Scarlet: She's hot. Need I say more besides the fact that she is TITANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sai: This guy is freaking hilarious even though he's obsessed with dicks. Dislikes: Sakura because she is a useless fangirl who can't do crap. Only thing that she knows how to do is screech like a banshee and make her team get kill. Kakashi the hypocrite of the Leaf: Regardless of his own accomplishments, I find Kakashi to be a fucking hypocrite. He preaches about teamwork, but focuses mostly on the gay Sasuke. Jiraiya: I blame this faggot as the one responsible for all the bad things that happens in Naruto's life including the death of his parents. Jiraiya's love for prophecies has ruined the lives of Nagato, Yahiko, Konan, Minato, Kushina, and Naruto along with an unknown number of people. In addition, Jiraiya is the weakest of the sannin and has to rely mostly on the toads to fight his battles. Absolutely pathetic. Minato Namikaze: Despite being a good shinobi, he was all too willing to seal a demon into his own son and have him live a life of loneliness. I have no idea why he didn't ask Sarutobi to do it. Danzo Shimaru: This guy is the biggest hypocrite. He claims that everything he does is for the sake of the village when it's really for his own self-interest. Allying with Hanzo in an attempt to take over Konoha. Keeping in contact with the traitor Orochimaru. Killing the messenger toad that would have summon Naruto back sooner and stopped Nagato from reducing Konoha into a crater. The Great Toad Elder: Why the fuck would a toad tell a human about a prophecy? There's no such thing as prophecies and the freaking toad is responsible as much as Jiraiya for ruining Naruto's childhood. Yes, I do bash Sakura a lot in reviews, but those bashing can be backed up with facts on how completely useless she is. Fanfiction likes: Basically any Naruto neglect stories since it fits in with the actual manga/anime. Absolute favorites are the ones where Naruto gets neglected and forgotten by his parents because his sibling has Kurama sealed inside them. Naruto ends up growing up and becoming more powerful than his siblings or his parents and doesn't forgive them or let them back in to his life. I mean, who would in their right mind, let their parents and siblings worm their way back into their life after years of neglect and abuse? I also like Dark Naruto fanfiction and fanfiction where Konoha gets destroyed. The fucking hypocrites deserve it. Favorite Pairings: NarutoxYugito cause they're one of the few pairings that exist and as jinchurikis, they can relate to each other. NarutoxFu cause they're both Jinchurikis. Plus, it's not a common pairing. Dislikes: NarutoxSakura (except for a extremely few). Sakura doesn't deserve Naruto after all the things that she has done to him. Horrible writers: Trapblade: His writing is horrible and he's a big baby who only knows how to open his big mouth to compensate for being dickless. HyperA1985: This dicklesss can't write even if someone put a book in front of him with basic steps on how to write. Demonic Phantom of the Leaf: A coward who can't handle the truth or criticism, has a horrible writing style and abuses English grammar. |