"Tell someone there are a million stars in the sky and they will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet and they will have to touch it to be sure."
"Dimensional Economics One-Oh-One. Everything on you is either worthless, or priceless."
"I'm the only one who gets to interrupt me!"
"In the beginning the universe was created. this made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move" -Douglas Adams
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Anakin closed his eyes. "I asked Yoda that very question, once. He told me to learn to let go of those things I feared to lose. So I became a Sith Lord and slaughtered hundreds of thousands. You understand now that I hesitate to give advice."
In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile. (I'd also be very, very worried)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
I include in my 'favourite stories' list, anything I read to the end of and still enjoy (this means it is not being updated and includes both 'finished' and 'dead' fics (having a sequel in production is not a disqualification))
because of this, they may not necessarily be the best ones I have read, merely stories I have finished and enjoyed.