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Joined 02-20-12, id: 3742046, Profile Updated: 11-26-15
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hi I'm Richard and I write fanfiction as a means to an end. Enjoy the death and destruction.

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Starlust by MagTwi78 reviews
Stars are made, not born. Know your competition. Win at all costs...and try not to lose yourself in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Bella, Edward
Grim and Darling by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Every town has a tragedy. Every tragedy has a devil. That's me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,426 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,848 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dress You Up by MazzyStarla reviews
Bella Swan has everything she needs. She's an up-and-coming stylist, she owns her own boutique and she's got a great best friend, who knows her better than anyone. The last thing she wants is a man to slow her down. But then he shows up, and her world turns upside down. (AH)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,391 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
In the Flesh by JonesnInDaHood reviews
Masen's words stopped my heart. The impatient fumbling of his fingers started it back up again as he ran his thumb along the loopy, black cursive that bound us. I knew he had me then. He knew he had me from the start.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 435 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
Bite Club by Honeybeemeadows reviews
You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having: This is your life, and it's ending one moment at a time, I know this because Masen knows this. A tongue-in-cheek mash-up of Twilight and Fight Club. No copyright infringement intended. Rated M for blood and bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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The Extant reviews
Summary: The world is gone, and for those few who remain, the landscape offers nothing but danger. One legend stands apart from it all. Now he finds himself desperate, under attack, and still searching for something he knows he'll never find. Vampward/ExB/AU/Rated M for violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015
The Man in the Long Black Coat reviews
"Why'd you have to kill him?" she screamed. "What did he ever do to you?" The man scooped her into his arms and headed for the door. "I killed him," he said, "because I was hungry." AU/Vampward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 72,597 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We All Gotta Die Sometime reviews
You don't like Detective Eddie Cullen? Good. Stay away. It'll save him the trouble of smacking you around. When the crooked cop runs into a bartender with an attitude, only the worst best things can happen next.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magically Delicious! reviews
Summary: Can marshmallows and raisins mix? What happens when the fireflies stop flying? And just who is the mystical Burger King, anyway? My entry in the Make Me Laugh contest. It took third place in the judges' vote. A/U, BxE, Magic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving the Fandom: A Farce in Eleven Acts reviews
Our hero finds himself in a strange town where people seem to know who he is. Nothing makes sense in this world, where fandom characters and the actors who play them are interchangeable. Villains and heroes will collide. The fate of the world's most perfect character may rest in the balance. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete