HELLO! BBG here. I'm contemptlating rewriting some of my stories. Then, my friend cleared something up about Tony and Pepper's relationship in the recent Iron Man movies so I think the story will remain on hiautus until I can find it in my inner fangirl to ship them in the show again. Warning, I have a whole bunch of plotbunnies invading my head and they're mainly for Hetalia at the moment (srry for anyone who actually still has hope in me for finishing my other stories). Another warning people should know about me, I can't update a story to save my life, or finish one for that matter, and I fandom skip so I may start a story in one and create one for a different one before going back to the first.
Also, in recent news, my PC had died and I was left fanficitionless for a couple months(my sister was the only reason I survived), so a lot of things I have been working on have been completely lost to me forever so... I guess I'm either rolling with what I got or knocking the walls out and starting again. Yeah, and probablity suggests you'll be seeing more fanfictions out of me for Hetalia.
Thank you for anyone who has ever left a review, favorited, or followed. I don't really know what I have done to have such amazing readers. :D Thank you so much Now... VIRTUAL COOKIES FOR ALL!
Fics I'm Currently Working On:
Back To December Iron Man Armored Adventues: I'll tell you right now that Pepper WILL date another guy other than Tony and that that guy will NOT be evil. I think Pepper is perfectly capable of finding a nice sweet guy other than Tony that's not secretly evil or bent on revenge on Tony Stark. Whitney might turn out to be evil though, but I sittin' on the fence for that one. Most likely going to be put on hiautus.
She's Far Far Away Grimm Legacy: NOT A SONGFIC!!! There will be times in this fic where it looks like Aaron and Elizabeth won't end up together but they will in the end. An author needs to throw in a confusing twist in once in a while. PS- Don't hold your breath on this getting updated frequently
Where In The World Are The Hatter Sisters Howl's Moving Castle: The Hatter girls are lost and the boys receive an odd message from a talking cat from another world. The boys venture into the differnt world to save the girls, but what they find isn't what they thought they would. Instead of recuing the girls from the clutches of otherworldy demons they have to rescue their favor from falling into the hands of the seemingly perfect men from this other dimension. Mainly H/S but had other pairings.
Grimm Drabbles- Random drabbles going into a bit more extensive detail in a few scenes from Grimm Legacy that I thought should have a little bit more added.
Also expect some Hetalia stuff out of me.
PREPARE FOR THIS LONG LIST OF SAYINGS
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I'm not afraid of death. What's he gonna do - kill me?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
'It's always the last place you look.' Well of course it is! Why would I keep looking after I found it?
Sticks and stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within.
If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you jump off a cliff, I laugh harder
A thousand enemies outside the castle is better than one within.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
Some say the glass is half full; others say the glass is half empty. All I want to know is who on earth is drinking my water!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own lemonade.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Become evil.
What's the speed of dark?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
A friend wants to make you smile. A best friend knows to stay as far away as possible from you when you're smiling.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about wars that solved America's problems?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
People say, "Guns don't kill people; people kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
There's a light at the end of every tunnel - just pray that it's not a train.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
We build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
We enjoy warmth because we've been cold. We enjoy light because we've seen darkness. We can experience joy because we've known sadness.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
You stare because I’m different. I stare because you're all the same.
You don't like me? Well, it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers; yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured it out.
Every day I think people can't get any stupider. Every day I am proven horribly wrong.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.
Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.
Nine of the ten voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.
I'm no good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they have a common enemy.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
A bookstore is one of the few pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking.
I couldn't fix your breaks, so I made your horn louder.
You, you, and you - panic. The rest of you, follow me.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
If you think things can't get any worse, you lack sufficient imagination.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Skill is walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for.
We don't live in the world of reality; we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
"Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you
My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"
What disease did cured ham have?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If you can't beat them, confuse them.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.
Reality is more fun when you make it up.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
I'm not insensitive, I just don’t care.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
"Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks" XD
"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments"
Old enough to know better, but to young not to care"
"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge"
Being mature is overrated.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
Bad decisions make good stories.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don’t obsess! I think intensely.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Set sail in a general that way direction.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it
Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy
Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
When a friend tries to convert you to their religon, don't be mad. It's their way of saying I love you because you have to love someone pretty darn much if you want them to be with you when you go to heaven.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!"
Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!"
Middle School Student: "Pshhh,whatever!"
High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!" :P
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's. :(
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . Where the heck is the ceiling?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
Everybody wants to be happy, no one wants to be in pain, but you can't have a rainbow without any rain.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
We must never be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . .
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many though- OH! A SQUIRREL
Training starts at the crack of noon. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Adults say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
They say power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
This list is more important than any other knowledge.
I could say that men have monthly problems too, but then I'd be lying. It's more like weekly.
I don't have anger management issues…I manage to get angry just fine.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side! 9.you get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la) 10.you can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.) 11.you get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt 12.key word: POWER you get lots of it 13.all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did i just say that out loud? 14.we get a vacation unlike the jedi's 15.we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black) 16.we get to order our minons around 17.when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests 18.we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it 19.HOT BAD GUYS!!! FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BRAT RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
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