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well there's not much to say about myself I'm just another crazy otaku that has read many an anime and manga and doesn't want to list them all. Mostly my favorites are anything yaoi or shounen-ai, anything just plain bad ass, and i do like gory animes too. Well enough about my boring life here are some funny or sad quates and sayings and stuffs.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I'm gonna miss you
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
The newscaster is the one who says "Good Evening" and then tells you why it isn't. Weird...
Don't take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyways
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon
97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status
I'm so gangster I carry a squirt gun
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever been in bed, and yell "I'm sooooo bored!!" at the top of your lungs, copy this into your profile!
-If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
-If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull, copy and paste this into your profile.
-if you have ever wished you could go into any anime world and fight along side your favorite characters copy and paste this onto your profile.
Here is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Carlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
"Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake."-L, Death note
"Good friends ask you why you're crying, Best friends have a shovel ready to bury the losers that made you cry."
"Come to the dark side, we have brownies and hot men..."
"Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but those who never quit and never win are idiots." -internet
"Just because I smile, doesn't mean I'm happy, because it takes one smile to cover a million tears." -icon
"Whoever said that nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door." -icon
"You suck, but it's OK cause I suck too."
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." -internet.
"Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects.)" -icon
"Uhh... Hold on, let me get back to you after I make up a good excuse/comeback."
"Yeah right! And suicide is painless..."
"I'm not good in advice; would you settle for a cup of tea and a sarcastic comment?"
"The angels said I cam from heaven; yet the Devil says I'm his niece. Weird huh?"
"I am the future of your death. Be afraid. Be very afraid."
"Sarcasm is for losers... Oh wait."
"Bite me... On second thought, don't."
"Here, let me help you into something more comfortable; how about a coma?"
"I'm smiling... That alone should scare you."
"Smile, it makes people think that you're up to something."
"Be optimistic; all the people that you hate will die someday."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
How To Act Weird In Public Stores or To Just Freak Others Out.
1. Stare at the people who pass you with wide eyes.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
~24 things to do in an elevator~
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.
~I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.
~Some people say that things happen because other people make them. Some people say things happen for no reason. And I, know things happen because of Fate.
~Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
~Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.