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Joined 02-20-12, id: 3742273, Profile Updated: 03-03-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

We are two VERY good friends sharing this account. Our names are Christopher and Nikoline, and no we're not 'together', but we probably would be if Chris wasn't gay. As you might have figured out from our Penname, we have a thing for Jasper Whitlock. We decided to do some co-authoring after having read a ton of awesome SLASH fanfiction by some REALLY talented authors. We advise you to go check out our favourite authors/stories down below for some serious twi-gasms. Seriously, it's better than porn. After being repeatedly blown away with countless magnificent stories, we couldn't resist writing some smut of our own. For now, we're working on publishing/completing our first story Chasing Waters, which is of course an M/M fic equally written by both of us. Also in which there will obviously be some intense lemons! The fact that we love scorching hot SMUT is no secret; if you don't like that stuff you shouldn't read either our story or anything by our favourite authors.

Other than that, there's not much more to say, we always try to keep the chatter to a minimum, and not bother you with shit that doesn't really matter. If you have questions send us a PM and we'll answer everything you'd like to know about us or the story, to the best of our ability, as soon as possible.


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Happiness in Unexpected Situations by XxAngel-Wings93xX reviews
Jasper looked at a loss. "Ah… Jacob, we only stop because when you touch Edward and I like that…" Jasper looked over at Edward for help. "We don't want to just kiss you, we want to rip off your clothes and-" Jasper glared. "Thank you, Edward." J/E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,491 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5044 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Dream About Prison by mistyhaze420 reviews
An outtake from The Thing About Falling...Brady's having a crazy dream again. This time he lands himself in prison for a crime he didn't commit! Any guesses on who he might meet there? Slash, M, Brady/Brandon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Brady
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Blond Ponytail by Savannah-Vee reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Extreme Measures by Touchstone67 reviews
What would you do to get the one you love back? What if they had moved on...would you go to extreme measures to bring back into your life? Rated M for dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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Chasing Waters reviews
I coughed while opening the door but was only faced with the expanse of his entire backside; nothing was hidden under the covers like I expected. I used my hands to shield my eyes but kept one looking in curiosity to see who he had under him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,423 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Because of Love reviews
Jasper answers the phone. I'm naked. I'm as hard as a rock. I have blue balls. Fuck me…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sex Days reviews
He was lying under his pickup. He was practically half way under it, his jeans clad crotch only half revealed. At least it was some. I couldn't help but concentrate on the small bugle in his pants. I wanted that.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Edward, Jasper