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Joined 02-20-12, id: 3742307, Profile Updated: 03-20-14
Author has written 4 stories for Fairly OddParents, and Silmarillion.

Hello there!

My name's Irene. I'm from Spain, and I've been lurking around FanFiction.net for a long time now.

After reading so many great fanfics in this site (to be honest, most of them slash), I've decided to give it a try and write some fanfics myself, because until now I had only written original fiction. I actually find easier to write original fiction than fanfics, and have always wondered how people could understand so well characters that they haven't created personally. So trying this was like an unfinished business I had to fulfill.

My original works are here (comics and a long novel): http://taylor17387.deviantart.com/. If you like absurd humor, nazism spoofs, robots and weirdiness, give it a try. I've got also some adult humor stuff based in my Silmarillion fanfics here: http://www.y-gallery.net/user/taylor17387/

As for personal tastes, let's see...

-My favourite music is pop/rock and glam from the 70's and 80's, of the likes of Queen, David Bowie, Velvet Underground, Ramones, Blondie and so on...
-Among movies I like are: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clockwork Orange, The Wall, Reservoir Dogs, Indiana Jones and those movies that never fail to put a smile on me, like Johnny English, for example, XD.
-On TV I like South Park, Futurama, The Simpsons (who doesn't watch The Simpsons, anyway). I love cartoons in general, and hope to keep loving them in the future.
-Favourite writers: Hermann Hesse, Poe, Michael Ende...and works like "Crime and Punishment", "1984", or "The Picture of Dorian Gray". I'm not much of a fan of the fantasy genre, Tolkien being an illustrious exception as you can see. But this is because the works of Tolkien have accompanied me since childhood, from the days I was too young to actually read them, but liked to watch the pictures in my aunt's books, like David Day's Bestiary, and the old Bakshi film. So I'll always have a soft spot for Middle Earth. When I saw that big book in the shelf about some lord and his rings, I truly thought that it and Don Quijote were the longest books ever written. And being honest, even if you could read all Tolkien's books in a few months, after many years one still can find new things to learn about Middle Earth, so rich and fascinating is that world (pretty much as it happens with hobbits and their customs XD).

Well, this is what I can tell about me, at least as an overview. My life isn't really soooo interesting, and I'm a person of few words. :)

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Mock My Innocence by Burial Ground reviews
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,207 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf
Reflection by Preda
"Shrunken. Diminished. Mighty Arising." A short exchange in Angband.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Loyalty Unyielding by Zlu and Luff reviews
This story follows Melkor and Sauron through the events of the Silmarillion and beyond, covering times good and bad, victories and falls from grace. Serious at times and entertaining at others. Slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,723 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron
Agent Fowler's Super Fun Day by the-spoon-of-doom reviews
Two Decepticons, a vigorous round of sex, and one brave Agent Fowler stuck in the middle. Explicit sticky slash. Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Involuntary Admission by Quantumphysica reviews
Ages and ages of worrying visions, nagging fëar, and being hated/feared by every living creature have left their trace on Námo... No wonder thus that at long last he starts to behave a little... erratic. When even his wife Vairë gets concerned, the Valar decide to drastic measures... (Features all the Valar and guest appearances of certain kinslaying Noldor)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,062 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Námo, Irmo - Complete
The Lieutenant by theeventualwinner reviews
Sauron and Melkor's final moments during the War of Wrath; a lieutenant's guilt and things left unsaid.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sauron, Morgoth - Complete
Fair Bargain by lies-d reviews
Imprisoned in a cell in Jotunheim, Loki endures the guards' nightly assault while he scheming to free himself and his badly injured brother. Warning: N/C, mpreg
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Bridge over Osgiliath by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
Three weeks after the War of the Ring would have been (AU), Frodo's mission has failed, and Sauron has the Ring. Yet during the Second Age, Sauron suffered one humiliating defeat after another, even while wearing the Ring. He fears Gondor as much as they fear him. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
The Reunion in the Mansions of Aulë by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
Shortly before the War of the Ring, Ilúvatar commands Sauron, once Aulë's favorite, to find a way to reconcile with his former master, but Aulë refuses to see him. (AU) (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,228 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
Shades of Grey by Mirach reviews
Manwë visits Melkor in the Void, and finds pity for the former enemy in his heart. Sometimes, there are shades of grey between white and black...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Manwë, Morgoth - Complete
A Helping Hand by Chellie093 reviews
Cosmo and Wanda aren't having quite a very good romance life. Desperate for advice, Cosmo turns to the only possible help. His Opposite! YAY! :D RATED M! DONT LIKE DONT READ, GO AWAY YOUNG READERS. Contains M/M, mild language and lemon scene.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Cosmo, Anti-Cosmo - Complete
Flow Morphia Slow by ATG-4835 reviews
When the 'Candyman' fails to show up one rainy night, and Riff Raff begins to suffer withdrawal symptoms, the one he despises decides to take care of him. Riff has every reason to be wary… Frank/RiffRaff with mentions of RiffRaff/Magenta.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,457 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Riff Raff, Frank N. Furter - Complete
Morgoth's Notebook by Arandil reviews
Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
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The Lords that Fell reviews
Tells the story of the rise and fall of the two dark lords, from the collapse of the fortress in Tol-in-Gaurhoth, to the collapse of Barad-dûr, and what came next. Mainly told from Melkor and Sauron's perspective. Continuation of my other fic: "The Burnt God", though it may be read separately. Occasional slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 128,964 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sauron, Morgoth
Then Eru Spoke reviews
After destroying the world, Morgoth reunites with Eru to have an enlightening conversation in the dark.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Ilúvatar, Morgoth - Complete
The Burnt God reviews
Melkor has been imprisoned in the halls of Mandos for all too long. The day of the trial is approaching, and now he's willing to do almost anything to convince his jailer of his change of heart. From then onwards, everything seems to go downhill for him, and upon returning to Angband, his relationship with Sauron will turn rather tense. SLASH.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Timmy's Fairy Toy reviews
Now that Timmy is 16 years old, he can only think about girls, and specially about his most beloved Trixie. Unfortunately for him, he has no girl available, so instead, he finds a replacement in his godfather Cosmo... WARNING: SLASH Timmy x Cosmo
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Timmy, Cosmo - Complete