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Joined 02-20-12, id: 3742412, Profile Updated: 10-17-12
Author has written 4 stories for Shugo Chara!, No. 6, and Uta no Prince-sama.

STORY STUFF!!

For darker than white-this is skylar(without the wings of course)

http://api.ning.com/files/XdbGVGApTnLy0vtDVWmnRVCk6cxA*vSh70qgwRVfEs9uU9yLtbQ9NkaSgg3y2TSCE2vOhl5fZhHL4YTMd48hVgA8tf8NmO3p/AnimeGuy.jpg

Sion in DTW looks almost just like the real deal, just a bit longer hair. But in She didn't have time-her hair is at her shoulder bones.

like this one-- http://www.zerochan.net/1086151


I'm trying to write at least one little thing every day!

Encouragement makes that easier to do.


"Don't judge me cause I sin differently from you"

Warning. This is a long description that you probably dont give a crap about. dont want to know, dont read. plain and simple. goodbye.

hi!

For those who happen to come across this, I'm known as Liv,Livy,Liv-chan,Maeko,Akemi-chan,baka, and many others,anything you can think of. I think of myself as pretty nice, so feel free to pm, I get bored.

I'm new at writing, so any advice and support you can give will be greatly apreciated.

I don't have any up yet because two things, well actually three. 1)I don't know how to publish something on this site ; 2)any story I start I lose inspiration and can't or won't finish it. Drives me nuts and I'm trying to break that. 3) the drama llama has placed its sorry butt in its seat at my dinner table and I just don't have time to work on a story until midnight on my ipod touch XP

I'm a sucker for romeo juliet stories, or any romance really, so thats gonna be my main thing. I love hurt/comfort stories as well and anything that can make me laugh/smile. And yet somehow almost all stories I do will be depressing and dark and angsty :P

Most of my stories at least to start with will be songfics or highly based off a song because music is an enormous part of my life, and I feel like lyrics can describe something normal words can't do on their own.

My stories never have cussing or any romance higher than teen level, so your eyes and brains will be spared.

REAL life(ish)

name:liv

age*stares* why do you want to know? im older than young but younger than old...between 2-20

look:I'm that girl told shes beautiful in her own ways, aka not on outside

gender:genderless being, although i greatly resemble a female(nah, im girl)

ermm..beliefs? yeah, we'll go with that. Theres Adam and Eve for a reason. Adam and Steve are not up my alley. Neither is Sally and Eve.

I am Lds, which is not a cult but a religion. please do not go nuts on me about worshipping satan or secret underwear. I personally would like all underwear to be secret.

I'm a country girl otaku, we'll see how that turns out. I'm an only child and have been thought of as clingy and corny.

I'm worth waiting for, but frankly I doubt I'll ever have kids. I dont want to bring kids into this world.

I'm not to strong, I mean I can tote a bunch of stuff, and my slap will leave a bruise but I have Fibromayalsia and I can't handle doing things for very long. I get sick easily and have allergies. I'm not perfect and I don't wanna be cause I'd get pretty bored. I just want friends, I'm in no mood for boy drama or crap, just someone to talk to and like me for me.

you might notice I write like I talk. I'll add 'ISH to pretty much anything. If you can say it and spell it remotely close, its a word.

my hobbies are: reading, writing, roleplaying(so much), wasting time on facebook, chatting about nothing in particular with friends,reading fanfictions,fangirling

my current crushes are:Hunter Hayes. And its not a crush, I admire him and wish we were close. Don't know him? Go look him up. he's this sweet, cute, funny, guy with a great personality, extremely talented and HAWT! Vic Mignogna because he's just awesome, sweet, can sing,christian, and funny. finnian of Black Butler

Favorite music: I like country, in case that isn't clear yet but I pretty much like all kinds of music. My favorites are Hunter hayes, Taylor swift, Carrie Underwood,BECCA,Kasane Teto,Lia,Vic Mignogna,Owl City and soooo many others.

I dont hate and i dont like Justin beiber. I probably would bring popcorn to watch a dude jump off a cliff, but i'd be praying for a big, strong trampoleen at the bottom. i would poke him with a spork, but, heck, I'd do that with any hostage! I dont care much for him just cause he's (in my not-so-humble opinion) the human Hotori Tadase. I bluntly dont like Demi lovatto, but whatever. on with it.

btw, please dont cuss while talking to me or in reviews. I really hate it. Go* and Heck count as cussing in my book, and you will be blocked if you get pervy.

I'm from the US of A and I'm very patriotic. I love history class and english and anything to do with that stuff. I hate and I mean HAAAATE math, even though I'm not half bad once I get it. My science teacher sucks so I dont care for it right now. sorry if you know her, she forgot to give us answers to the tests, and I grade those myself!!!

Ever heard of Liahona private distance education? Brother Degraph? Pm me

you're probably getting bored of me but I really don't care. you can leave if you want cause i'm just getting started

Likes:chocolate, non perverted stuff,pie, squirrels, snakes, lizards, animals in particular, mweor.com, country music, cheating songs, reveange songs, laughing at the populars, glaring until someone freaks out, hanging out with my besties, feeling smart,sarcasm, hugs,mud,swimming in lakes, craziness in walmart if i created it, duck tape(OH I LOVE THAT STUFF), drawing on self, henna tattoos(sp?, not real ones, im scared of needles),

Dislikes:Perverts,stalkers,pedophiles, yaoi, yuri,hentai in particular, people controlling me, people telling me to change, people correcting me, people thinking they know it all, people who forgot what common sense is, suicide(its not fun), depression, clumsiness(cursed), akward silences, seeing my friends hurting, broken hearts(you break one I will personally make you a fried pancake on a pickle stick...oh yeaah),porn, drugs, one night stands, sex before marriage, needles, papercuts,leeches,fleas,animal abuse, child abuse, home abuse,mental abuse. I will beat the livin daylights outta ya if you hurt someone near me.,fashion divas, skanks, skimps,creepers, people that turn sweet fanfictions into a mating ground,rude people, people who cant take a joke, cussing, cheaters(in any way), people that lead you on, people that play with hearts like a rubix cube (-_-)

You hear people saying "drunk on her kiss, shes my drug" i dont want to be a drug, i want to be a person, that you love.

Keep this in mind ladies, before you go buy that sexy bakini or low cut

I 100% believe this because I've seen it firsthand.

A study a few years back was focused on the boys brain.

3 boys were put in a room in front of a screen with sensors hooked to their head. For one fifth of a milisecond a trio skandily clad women flashed across the screen. The faces were cut off.

The scientists were shocked. Almost imediately the section of brain that manages emotions shut down, something that only happens to Veterans from a war. Next a part of the brain kicked on. The part that manages tools, Screwdrivers,hammers,drills.

The same boys were watched for 15 minutes in between this, then shown 3 women that weren't hanging all out.

their emotions showed admiration, respect symbols and the toolbox shut off.

When asked to talk about the first images they referred to it using (I saw, I thought, I made...I,I,I)

About the second group they used(She did, she wanted to.., she looked, )

If you really want to be looked at as a hammer in a bakini to be used and have no emotions, go right ahead. Fine by me, but you wont be to happy when he leaves your heart in the dirt.

"Immodesty is like Mud. it only brings pigs"

Ok, ya. If you can help me figure out the publishing thingy, that would make it a lot easier to get the ideas up. Thankies and hope you enjoy them once they're up.


Some stuff I like I found on other profiles and facebook. I'll add more, this is just random crap

"Don't judge me cause I sin differently from you"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dear bullies

See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? After that he committed suicide

See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you made fun of for crying?His mother is dying

.•See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? ... He couldn't do it last night because he was too busy talking his best friend out of suicide.
•See that girl, with her face caked in make up? ... She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful.
•See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? ... He covers his arms to hide the scars. •See her, with the cheap, hand-me-down clothes? ... Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. •See the girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? ... She cries herself to sleep every night. •wonder why she never lets her friends over her house? ... Because she's afraid they'll see her dad passed out drunk on the floor, as always. •See how that girl cringes as rape jokes? ... She was raped. •See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? ... He wishes someone would do the same for him. •See the girl who never brings a lunch? ... She's disgusted by her body. •See her, with the little waist? ... She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so that she can keep her waist that way. •See the boy over there, see the dark circles under his eyes? ... He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams. •See that girl daydreaming over there? ... She has schizophrenia. •See the boy biting his nails? ... He has cancer and he's wondering how much time he has left. •See your best friend? ... She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you wont understand. •See that boy reading all about 9/11? ... His parents died on that day. •See her, with her phone on her at all times? ... She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago. Don't judge. You don't know what could be going on in someone's life.
never judge people by their looks!

If it is... definitely re post :) help them out

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?

FRIENDS: Will Visit you in jail
GOOD FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake,japaneseanimelover03, kuroXnekoX, Miku Hatsune, Zombie Panda...Grrr Liv kat

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

--/\_/\ If u love Ikuto,
--(--I-- ) u should copy and
-=\--K--/= paste this into your
--)--U--( profile. if u dont know
--/--T--\ who's Ikuto, u have to
-)--O--( watch shugo chara now.
-/--!--\ what are u doing? i said
\-- --/ _N-O-W-!-!-!-!_ --)) --((


•. .•*Put this on your page if you like too look at stars!*
/.•*•.\ ..•*•., .•*•*

{8th Grade:}
Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me...?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: What?!?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: YES!
*Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
*Exactly One Month Later*
Girl's friend: I Think Its Time You Two Broke Up.!
Girl: Okay..{Secretly Doesnt Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.}

Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi.
Boy: How's it going?
Girl: It's fine.
Boy: What's wrong?
Girl: I think we should break up..
Boy: What..?
Girl: We should break up.
Boy: Why..?
Girl: Its Just... We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I've never met your family..
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore..
Boy: I wish I could change that.
Girl: I'm sorry.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I Have To Go..
Boy: Thanks for trying..

{Next day:}
Boy: Hey.
Girl: I'm sorry..
Boy: No I'm happy we broke up I could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
Girl: Okay.../;

{Freshman year:}

Girl: (Playing their song) I like him.I have since we first started dating,but I can't tell him;I can't tell anybody.

{Sophomore year:}

Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
Girl: (Playing their song) I like him...I still do...but I can't tell him,I can't tell anybody.

{Junior year:}

Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Upp)
Girl: I Like You. I Always Have -- Always Will!
Boy: I'm Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)

{The next day:}
Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)

Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Dont Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. Im Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didnt Want To. Im Gone Now, Ive Been Sick For A While Now.. But The Time You Read This Ill Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before Im one. I Love You Dont Forget That!!(:

Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasnt Home.)

{The next day:}
Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
Boy: She's better?
Nurse: I'm afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I'm sorry.
Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)

{The Next Day, At Her Funeral!)
Boy: (Asks to speak)
Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing-
All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone... I Wish I Could Change That.!
Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.)The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves! He Was 28.
Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./:
Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They "Love You" Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight:)
Repost If You Have A Heart And Want To Find A Cure For All Serious Diseases Including Cancer


What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96

Will take you far. But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-C-R-A-P
2211212198920 = 103

are better! AND, look how far butt kissing will take you.

B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullcrap and butt kissing that will put you over the top.


A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.

"When I was born I was black,

when I'm hot I'm black,

when I'm cold I'm black,

when I'm sick I'm black,

and when I die I'll be black. But...

When you were born you was pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

and when you die you'll be purple.

And you're calling me colored?

Paste this on your file if you're against racism.


IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

...() () (\_/) (\_/)
...(0.0) (0.o) ('.')
...( _ ) c(")(") (")_(")
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you're the tyoe of person who changes their penname at least every month, put this on your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head planing master plans to rule the world Copy this to your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile!

If you have ever been hit by a parked car, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you often daydream of being in your favorite manga/anime, copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend hours in front of your computer/laptop for the sake of FF.Net, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're a total bookworm, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Pikachu will one day rule the world, copy and paste this to your profile


A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


Buddies, heres some tips on what girls want

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: no.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: not really.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Choose me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A Real Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-(sooo true)

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-not a text, call her, your voice is what she wants

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Lady Izumi 101,Takahashigurl:), BlackLynx17(=.= nya), Miku Hatsune, Zombie Panda...Grrr, Liv Kat


If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hav ever tripped on air, put thison your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.(SERIOUSLY!!!!)

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Tell the truth and run.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

I don't have low self esteem, I have low esteem for others.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.(I have a galaxy of my own)

When you edit your profile on FF, and you scroll button goes all freaking crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a train that was issued by a kid who likes trains and is on Ritolin, put this in your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

A good friend will bail you out of jail

A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, we messed up."

A good friend helps you when you fall.

A true friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

There may be no 'I' in team, but there is a 'Me'

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit.

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW?!"

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.

Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.

One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!

Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this

If you're that kid everyone goes to to cry about boy drama and crap put this in your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.


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Page
If
You
Will
Die
Without
Music

Put
This
On
Your
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You
Have
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Fallen
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Put this if you think Google is slowly taking over the world, and failing miserably at it

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(")_(") so he can take over the world

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
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The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(does a fourwheeler count?)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (born blonde, brown now)

(X) People have called you slow.

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire( Well, not accidentally...)

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(X) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(X) You just laughed.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(X) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you(MOM ALL THE TIME t.t)

(X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug.

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(X) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling(Hey! that dont mean im stupid!)

Fourty-Six laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female(NOT TRUE!!! EVER HEARD OF IKUTO??!)
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually heck-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire(In mecha, not all anime -_-)
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute, whos really a softy
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime , they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month*never thought of it that way...*

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have(BLEH)

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

28 Things to do at WAL-MART

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copy and paste)(SO TRUE)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.


:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Mental Hospital Answering Machine

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security
number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep.
Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”


If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, collect them because one day life will stop and you would have the only lemons out of everyone who got lemons in the end.

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your stupid lemons.

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay.

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye.

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars.

When a guy named life gives you lemons, refuse them, because they were probably stolen!

When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice.

When life gives you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a television, trade the television for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome , trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies…yeah I don’t know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.

when life gives you lemons throw them at the cops, run like the wind, and hope you don't get tazered.

When life gives you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for taking all the good fruit. (-_-)

When life gives you lemons dress up like life and hand them off to someone else.

when life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didn't give you the water or sugar to make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, laugh at the guy who got the bag of dog poo.

When life gives you lemons, you better throw them away because we all know what happened last time somebody messed with his fruit.

When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons in life's face, steal his wallet, go shopping with all his credit cards.

When life hands you lemons, take a picture of him, because I wanna see what he looks like.

When life gives you lemons, dump them on 3rd world countries at very low prices, undercutting local farmers and preventing them from developing their economies and call yourself an agricultural subsidy.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else.

When life gives you his lemons, tell him that he's not getting your melons

When Life gives you his lemons, ask for his banana instead

When life gives you lemons, get mad! Who the heck does life think he is and where is he getting all these lemons...I bet he stole them from the Walmart down the street! Speak your emotions, flow with your thoughts! Say, 'I don't want your dirty lemons! Take these lemons back before I sue you! What gave you the right to give me these danged lemons! I demand to see your manager! You shall rue the day you decided to give me your disgusting lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's going to make a combustible fluid and burn down your house! With the lemons!'

You shall rue the day you met me..RUUUUUUUUEEE *point!*

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to Scissors? Forget Scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a Rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.'

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

What to Do During an Exam
1. GET a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. TALK the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. BRING a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. ON the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. RUN into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off.
6. 15 MINUTES into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.
7. COME into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. COME down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. BRING things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. AS soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. EVERY 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
12. TURN in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. GET the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "rew this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (ie. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)
15. SHOW up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).
16. COMMENT on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. COME to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. IF the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get Pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. TRY to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. BRING some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. DURING the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. PUKE into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. TAKE 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. ACT spazzy.
25. WALK in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. DO the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. BRING a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. EVERY now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. FROM the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.
30. AFTER you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. IN the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. BRING cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. STAND up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. FAKE a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. WEAR a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting, "What? I'm on my way!!" Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.
36. TAILGATE outside the classroom before the exam.
37. IF your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. BRING a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.
39. COMPLETE the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. BRING one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. MAKE strange noises and get people to stare. Look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. DRESS like the professor.
43. CROSS-DRESS.
44. USE invisible ink to answer the whole exam.
45. ORDER catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
P.S. Don't actually do this during a test; it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record (if you're still in school, that is, if not and you look young, fake an id, come like a normal kid and do all these things).

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Forbidden Flesh by Lovelody reviews
Amu Hinamori is training to get her Supernatural Degree at Seiyo Academy so she can destroy the monsters that she's loathed since she was young. However, introduce creepy classmates, assassins, and a hot, curious vampire and things start to get out of hand.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Amu H.
You love who? by Lorelei Dream reviews
Amu will soon be graduating. Everything seems right. But something is missing. When she finally discovers the missing piece, everything falls apart. Everything she knew is fake and her final piece of happiness is forced to leave her because of a vow made. Time is gnawing at both of their hearts but one must stay glued to their "home". [HIATUS]
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,291 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
You're the fire of my desires by Angel Forever Yours reviews
Usui Takumi turned slowly to the girl he was holding and gave her a cold smile. So you are my new slave. This is going to be fun!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,590 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Fake Marriage, Real Love by Prisoner of Readers reviews
Hinamori Amu and Tsukiyomi Ikuto divorced after a huge misunderstanding. His last words to her were," I don't need you." A few years later, Ikuto, a soon-to-be CEO, is in desperate need of Amu's help.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Unbound by Time by Bellavue reviews
'This doesn't mean I will not kill you in the future. You've made me really, really curious, kitten.' There was a reason why Yukimura Chizuru's life was spared the night she was discovered by the Shinsengumi. This is a chronicle telling the unsung story of a girl who made the legend possible. OkitaxOC pairing.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,641 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012
A Thousand Miles by Ai Seikatsu reviews
They say true love never dies no matter what. Five years after Usui leaves for England, he returns to Japan only to have Misaki end up being the dress designer of his fiancé. Challenges arises as the two struggle to make their romance work, but will they be able to do so when there's a powerful Grandfather and a dark secret in the way? "I'd go a thousand miles for you, Usui."
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,177 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui
I will always be there for you by Amuto4ev reviews
Amu is married with Tadase. She is Happy. Yet, she still feels as if her heart is missing something. When she dicovers what Tadase is doing behind her back, she leaves him, her heart now completely empty. Can anyone fill it?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,785 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Nyande ya ne? by hwtrKitska reviews
Otoya, Masato and Natsuki find cats in their dorm rooms. Current chapter up: 8th, transformation
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011
How Many Hearts Have to Break? by ChibiMiMi-chan reviews
Life has turned upsidedown for Amu ever since her father died. Will Ikuto help her through it? *Charas don't exist*
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
Ring of Guilt by KyraX reviews
Years later, while Tsugumi is trying to study for exams, she loses Funell! Luckily, her precious robot runs into safe hands. Little did she know that she would reconnect with the very man who tried to kill her or that Japan would enter into a war because of an impending Apocalypse. Daryl/Tsugumi
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,834 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Daryl Y., Tsugumi
Forgotten by BlackAmethyst58 reviews
SEQUEL to 'Don't You Dare' Days after Akemis nightmare,shes back in school.But what happens when she finds things from her past?Or rather people of her past come to find her.Will they make her future clearer or drag her down a dark road?ZxA IxA New OC!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Zero K.
Hate Turns to Love by KyokoKoizumi reviews
Rima is forced to stay at the Fujisaki Household. Her parents were going through a divorce, and she had to stay with someone she absolutely hated! Will she continue to hate him, or will she reconsider her thoughts about him?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,344 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Tears by WordsThatKill reviews
Amu see's Tadase cheating on her in the park one day. Hurt and alone she runs home. When Ikuto finds out about it he goes to Amu's house to comfort her...only to find her doing something horrible...did he get there in time to help her!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Community Service by Twins of the Earth reviews
18 year old Tsukiyomi Ikuto is trouble for most of the school, but can one trip to the hospital after being forced to do community service change him? And who's this girl with six siblings? Amuto! No charas, but they are in this story as siblings. NOW COMPLETE!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Would You Know My Name? by Onyxrie reviews
Yui has just "graduated" from the afterlife high school, and returned to the time in her previous life when she had finally lost all hope. But this time she has something to wait for, someone to wait for.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - H. Hinata, Yui - Complete
Love or Kill: A Dark Path Ahead by violetshade reviews
It didn't take long before Usui got caught as a rogue assassin, Misaki along with him. About to be torn apart by the same figure who tore them apart 9 years ago, how are they going to fight this one? This is Part II of 'Love or Kill'
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,196 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Black Butterfly by NekoKisses reviews
Amu Hinamori is an assassin known as black butterfly. She hates her life. One day this boy named Ikuto comes into her life. She's finally happy. but is Ikuto the boy he seems to be? Is he really on her side? Will things work out? Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Accidentally On Purpose by zombiepandachan reviews
After Four long years Ikuto returns to his Amu again, only to experience her death in front of his eyes, but whats this? Did she survive? or did someone take her place?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
Fearless by monzepelmoon reviews
Amu finally confesses to Ikuto... so what happens next? Read to find out!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Chaos In the Kitchen by Lily X Maximum reviews
A relaxing day in the life of Chizuru Yukimura. Waking up to sunshine and the sounds of birds. Everything seems perfect! Until she finds one of her best friends Heisuke in the kitchen. What will happen when Chizuru gives Heisuke a job and finds out he's chaotic in a kitchen. Read and find out! Thank you!
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Heisuke T., Chizuru Y. - Complete
Clear Days by 8armstoholdyou reviews
Set during/after 'Swan Song.' Cas and Bobby are dead; Sam, Adam, Michael, and Lucifer are in the pit. Dean goes to the hospital and someone unexpected comes to visit...
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Dean W., Jimmy N. - Complete
Ember Island by breakingdawn77 reviews
ok this is my take on ember island. Because I don't think that kiss on the balcony just happend. I think there was more to it. so heres my take on it. I know it's years late. but oh well. Enjoy. Disclamer: I do not own avatar the last airbender. Please review. thanks
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Aang, Katara
30 Days of Drabbles by hobbitberry reviews
30 Day Drabble Challenge, a mixture of ships and characters of both Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra. Up first: Beginning
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Dreamer by Retorica reviews
"It's... unfair. If I can smile and be free, why can't the others?" Make her smile, and free him from the dream. A story about friendship, life, dream, and love. [ RinxLen, slight MikuxRin – Character Death ]
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,113 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Rin K., Len K.] - Complete
I Promise by ForbiddenSweets reviews
If you had the chance to be with the girl of your dreams, would you take that chance? Would you put your life in harm's way? Even if she was the enemy? Daryl Yan would. Tsugumi was just that perfect for him. However, an apocalyptic war might just complicate things a bit.
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,984 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Daryl Y., Tsugumi
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by SomethingIntheNothing reviews
After the events of the train, Alphard comes to an understanding, and re-encounters the one she truly loves. AlphardCanaan
CANAAN/カナン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Canaan, Alphard A.] - Complete
Bound to this fate by xxMZ Vampy Chickxx reviews
Amu who has a painful and traumatizing past soon finds love with Ikuto who is a vampire and lets her fate be changed. Will she be destined a life with pain and sorrow or Love and happiness?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
black butterflies by cisachan
ten years have passed since a tragic night. now things have changed a lot. yuuki is the director of the prestigious Academy Cross. Zero, the president of the association of hunters and Kaname awakens from a long sleep ... three people can they coexist?
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,358 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Yuki C.
Beneath the Waiting Sky by melmel12129 reviews
It's not easy for her to let go...but she will. How much grief can a tear contain? -Amu x Ikuto deathfic
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
The Girl at the Cemetery by AkiraLullaby reviews
I am normal not good with summaries. I think some of the characters are OOC; I made this a long time ago. Amu likes going to the cemetery but her life was changed forever when she meet a young man with beautiful blue eyes.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Distortion of Wonderland by Blue-Sub-Dominant reviews
"You're the reason why I suffered! The reason why I was hated and despised! How many times do I have to kill you to free myself from this never ending obligation!" She screamed and re-picked her sword and she lounged towards her, spilling blood all over..
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Amu H.
Shugo Chara: Story and Consequence by Shadow Veli reviews
You decide the story for a one-shot, and I have a consequence if I don't get it done within a certain time period. Also accept Yaoi/Yuri pairings. No longer taking requests!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 31,355 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
The Letters of Fools by mindcaster15 reviews
The whole fiasco began with a frustrated journal entry. Said journal entry led to a sarcastic exchange of letters, which in turn led to an untimely demise of the school mascot. It was all very difficult to explain.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
First Date! by Tsumiru reviews
Hinamori Amu is now 16 years old and she only hopes to be grown up enough for that person to be with her... But... What would happen, if another one confessed his feelings for her?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Somebody by drgonlance36 reviews
Song: Somebody By: Reba
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Shinigami Chara by xxEmeraldButterflyxx reviews
Hinamori Amu is a Shinigami,who meets Tsukiyomi Ikuto. One night, when Ikuto's family are attacked and Amu is wounded, she gives her powers to Ikuto. Ikuto becomes a Shinigami,and Amu has signed her death sentence... AMUTO!Follows the storyline of Bleach.
Crossover - Bleach & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Amu H.
Prodigal Children by albinoturtle reviews
Set in medieval England, Misaki is a disgraced noble who is fighting for her right to the throne, and Usui is a bastard child from the usurping family. AU
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Happily Ever After by ForbiddenSweets reviews
"Then we'll all have a happy end, you hear?"
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Daryl Y., Tsugumi - Complete
Kissing the Wind by mindcaster15 reviews
A master thief bent on revenge, a lonely castle entertainer, a rival who lusted for power, and a land that was torn by war. It was only a matter of time before they crossed paths.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,582 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kūkai S., Utau H.
His Cake by LoonyLunabeam reviews
Cake! His beloved chocolate cake with vanilla frosting and oreos on top! /short Kutau/
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Flowers For No One by Lukagamine reviews
Syo wants to express his love to Nanami, but an unexpected person does so first. Running away, his heart condition gets to him, and forces him into the hospital again. Now it's Nanami's turn to express feelings, before it's too late ...
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Syo K., Haruka N. - Complete
That FourLetter Word by Postquam est reviews
There was only one patient who could change her, the nurse who had been through too much pain to care anymore...but all she could think about was "what if?" Based on Cactus and Mirage.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
The Alluring Secret by Addi Lou reviews
Based upon the song Alluring Secret Black Vow An angel gives up it's wings in order to be with the girl it loves.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Len K., Miku H. - Complete
I'm starting to have problems with cross dressing by barbie.wannabe
A cross dresser starts a new life at Japan and decides to attend Seika High. There, she finds her former childhood friend and slowly falls for both him and the girl he's interested in. Pls review! RATED T, JUST IN CASE! UsuixOCxMisaki
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A.
Little Red Riding Hood by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
.:"What are you doing, chasing girls in a park at night?" "Why, I'm not chasing anyone. I'm making sure you aren't attacked. Didn't you hear the wolf?" He grinned big, flashing his teeth. Usui/Misaki fluff, Red Riding Hood style :P
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
A Rose for my Sun by Tezzino reviews
Little Ren isn't smiling. Hijirikawa is disturbed and decides to cheer him up.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Masato H., Ren J. - Complete
Is this me? by Coco-Miki reviews
Kaori Kusayama is a lonely girl in A class.. meeting him was a coincidence, while liking him was a choice. My first published story. OOC-ness. Masato X OC, Syo X OC, Haruka X Ittoki. R&R! Rated T just to be safe..
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Masato H., Syo K.
Uta No Prince sama continued after 1st season by MusicalAnime4ever reviews
This is about what happens after the last episode of Uta No Prince-sama. It starts from where it left off, at the end of the song Maji Love 1000%. I'm still working on it, but I hope you enjoy what I've done so far! ; Go Uta No Prince-sama!
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2012
ITTOKI OTOYA: The Owner's Guide And Manual by Ittoki Otoya reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the ITTOKI OTOYA unit. Read this guide and manual to learn more about your unit and how to take care of this bubbly red-head idol.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Otoya I. - Complete
The Little Mermaid Vocaloid by Potato-chan99 reviews
The Little Mermaid, Vocaloid. Luka X Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Luka M.
song without words by analine reviews
Four years ago, Nezumi dreamed of open windows and outstretched hands, and of warmth. Now that Shion is here he dreams of fire, of impossibly tall rows of trees laced with flames. Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Comfort by btamamura reviews
Otoya seeks comfort from Tokiya when he suddenly feels sad one night. Tokiya Otoya friendship.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Tokiya I., Otoya I. - Complete
I Love Her by Brookii reviews
I enjoy being wanted, being loved, being cared about. She never rushes towards me. She doesn't rush towards any of the night class boys. She sits and watches with a disinterested expression. It doesn't matter. I love her. New chapter from Yori's POV.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hanabusa A., Sayori W.
I'm Falling by yuukuzuri reviews
I would have been easier for him if he would just let her go. She never wanted to pull him into her tainted world.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
His Gentle Side by VanillaCookiesxD reviews
The other side of him. Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Perfect Boy Transformation! by Lurexia reviews
Tora Igarashi has always been the evil, perverted "boss" of Seika's enemy: Miyabigaoka. But once Umiya Hoshiyo comes in the picture, not only does she save Seika from the enemy, but she also saves Tora from his old self, while falling in love!
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Tora I. - Complete
A Drunk Cat by VanillaCookiesxD reviews
A drunk Ikuto goes to Amu's room. What happens then? R&R. Amuto. COMPLETE! WARNING OOC, if you don't like, don't read!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Comrades by Ariadne The Alchemist reviews
Canaan muses on his navigator. Shonenai ish, but overall implied cKM.
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
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No time reviews
Sion genderbend, out of character Nezumi later on and a few surprises. Songfic. R&R :) T for no real reason
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat
Fluffy redhead reviews
Otoya x OC Not my best but I hope someone enjoys it. I'd like to know what you think :
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Otoya I. - Complete
Dark as White reviews
Genderbender of Sion! My second story, based on No. 6 but I haven't watched it in a while and I know its not accurate. But hey, I'm making progress. Hope you like it. Second chapter's out D
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012
Not over you Amuto songfic reviews
my first story to put up! Its old so it kinda sucks, sorry. short and crappy; Ikuto left, Amu kinda broke down,moved out and is still waiting for him. might have kutua later on, if I continue. Rated T because its not K
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T.