Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, To Love-Ru, Omamori Himari/おまもりひまり, Fairy Tail, Rosario + Vampire, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！.
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does anybody know any good naruto comedy fics. I'm desperately low on inspiration and need a good laugh to get my mind back in working order. please recommend something.
"Being a shipper in Naruto is a subtype of masochism." Some guy on T.V. tropes.
"Polish a turd it's still a turd" Anonymous.
"Why are older brother's born first? To protect the ones that come after." Kurosaki Ichigo of bleach.
"Something doesn't have to be good to be Awesome." Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler.
"If life gives you lemons... giggle perversely"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
"No, vampires do NOT sparkle! 10 points from Hufflepuff!"
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm unsure of the former" Albert Einstein
Prince of Beasts
The Trade (By nobody102)
Summary: Instead of learning the Kage Bunshin technique, Naruto performs a strange technique that brings him before the Gate of Truth. Finding out he's the Kyuubi jinchuuriki from the guardian of the Gate, he trades the fox in exchange for knowledge...
Elaboration: Yes, it's heavily inspired by Fullmetal Alchemist. However, there is no actual crossover - the knowledge Naruto gains from the gate is of chakra usage and elemental manipulation, not alchemy. Naruto in this AU has an almost transcedental understanding of chakra manipulation, and is able to learn techniques extremely quickly, just by observing them (rather like as if he had the sharingan, though he has no other powers of those eyes, of course)... he's even able to use subelements like wood and ice techniques without a bloodline.
personal challenges to others mostly stories that i already have one under and wound up to similar to the last one i wrote.
Naruto Nagasarete Airantou
As Naruto is on his training trip with Jiraiya the two end up traveling at sea. Naruto being an idiot runs out on deck for some reason and gets washed over board. He washes up on the Airantou and is found by Suzu (or if another girl is made the main that girl) where he is the only man that has seen in years. Naruto then tries to escape but can't get past the whirlpools on any kind of boat and because no one knows the route the to any land masses and even if they did Naruto would not be able to locate Konoha because of his bad sense of direction. So he lives on the island with them as he tries to figure out a way home.
1 The four kings at least should be a match for him. If not better at the start.
2 Naruto should be completely unaware of any moves made on him. Any moves. If one of them jumps him naked in the bath *cough*Ayane*cough* he should still not get it with out someone telling him. This is the guy that has had a girl ask him to give her a kid and another that I'm pretty sure out right proposed in a filler arc and did not get it.
3 Naruto lives with Main girl and her family. If not Suzu.
Pairing. Any female character that is human and doesn't already have any kids and is straight is fair game up to and Including harem.
No bashing. You don't need to put the rest of the Naruto cast in this so if you don't like a character just don't bring them up. I know this seems ridiculous to say but I've seen it done.
Naruto Fairy tail.
basically I've gotten tired of stories that involve Naruto showing up in fairy tail and being completely invincible to the point that the only person who would stand a chance is Gildartz. So I came up with a concept for a story that keep Naruto as close to cannon as possible.
Naurto from anywhere from the end of the time skip to the end of the second Sasuke retrieval mission get's to Fiore (Either he's summoned some how, or gets sent via some technique from an enemy. No bashing based methods. there he joins fairy tail in hopes of getting home some how. Starting with trying to find the elemental nations through simple methods not figuring out the different dimension thing until at least the Edolas arc.
From the joining there are two routes to go with this.
A) Naruto forms his own team and starts going on missions only getting involved in particularly major cannon like Oracion seis or Edolas.
Rules for this path.
Naruto should form his own team of five from assorted fairy tail members like Elfman or Cana.
Naruto himself should heavily focus on trying to get them to work as an actual team.
It should be an original team not just him say joining the raijinshuu and taking over when Laxus leaves or joining team shadowgear. (One of which I've actually pretty much seen)
If their is a pairing the girl should be on Naruto's team.
B) Naruto joins team Natsu and is involved in anything they do after he joins.
Rules for this Route.
Naruto should get an Original villain to face every arc not just take Natsu's spot as hero. (Oracion Seies arc permit-able exception).
No other major changes to team roster.
Erza should still be the strongest member of the team.
Rules for both.
Naruto should not be unbeatablely strong. This is the main rule All these Naruto goes to another world stories make him nigh invincible and it works fine in comedy but for an action series it just makes it boring.
Pairing wise None required but if you do anything but Erza or another guy. Almost every one of these types of cross overs under fairy tail has Erza, all I ask here is a little variety Mira, Levy, Lucy, Cana hell i'll even accept a Harem pairing, just some other girl from Fairy tail, the guild, please the same pairings over and over get repetitive.
Also related to pairings No prestory pairings the main point is to keep Naruto as close to cannon as workably possible.
No character bashing.
If Naruto does arrive before fairy tail cannon starts he can only arrive at a time that would leave him the same age as any partner he might get or else his cannon age.
In combat Naruto should stick to Kagebunshins and Rasengan as much as possible.
The only form of magic Naruto can have is exquiping a few trade mark weapons or maker magic to substitute his inability to easily replace his Kunai and Shurikan , No Dragon or Godslayer.
Naruto monster story challenge.
Rule 1 Obviously Naruto must be some kind of monster though what and how are up to you, and he must attempt to keep it a secret for as long as possible.
Rule 2 Naruto's transformation must trigger some inhuman behavior Examples, a kitsune who craves fried tofu to the point of almost doing anything for it, a vampire who drinks blood, a dragon who hoards wealth and gems. Something that makes hiding his secret more difficult than simply not telling anyone. Physical warps are optional.
Rule 3 Naruto is not allowed to become completely evil, as in no standard dark Naruto the point of the story is Naruto as a monster not a monster o.c. with Naruto's name and face etched on.
Rule 4 He can't be so brokenly powerful that he could destroy the entire rest of the konoha twelve with minimal effort. If he can easily beat Sasuke, Kiba, or Shino without breaking a sweat he's too strong. He wouldn't be that good with a set of powers he has no practice. Even if he is he shouldn't be using his powers so freely.
Rule 5 He should act as much like normal as possible in the public eye. Even if it’s just his team.
Rule 6 No general bashing. It just detracts from Naruto's struggle if he's surrounded by a bunch of straw man idiots who exist only to pump him up.
Rule 7 no yoai. I'd also prefer you avoid Sakura and Hinata but if you can write them with actual character development, an arc, no romance completely over taking the rest of the story, and not just resorting to instant first chapter hook ups I'll let them slide. As a rule of thumb if it's earlier than the canon time skip and they've hooked up your moving too fast.
Rule 8 mild extension to the pairing rule. A harem is allowed but no more than five, and it should not include mostly adult female characters and I still expect some build up for each. In fact rule of thumb for this one if it forms pretime skip it's too soon.
Not a rule but preferable time for discovery/transformation is between last year in the academy and before the first mission.
Naruto Rosario to Vampire challenge.
Okay the set up is simple Naruto is sent to youkai gakuen for some reason you decide. But with a twist, he doesn't go when Tsukune, Moka and that group do but rather during the same year as Ageha and Tsurara. Some series of events then leads to both of them competing over him. The rest of the story is basically following the love triangle.
Meanwhile while that's going on Naruto himself ends up dealing with several corrupt groups, and eventually an organization trying to harness, Kyuubi, the Deidara-bochi, something Naruto got from dying after kyuubi, or some inherently powerful youkai blood Naruto possessed Ala atavism like Yusuke from yu yu hakusho,or whatever else you can come up with.
1. No god moding Naruto, he must struggle against anything that is at least b class or above.
2. No harem endings I some how doubt Ageha and Tsurara would be willing to share. it's either one or the other.
3. No abuse, mob, charged to much or anything like that in his back story. He was ignored or glared at that is all.
4. No character bashing.
5. No prestory pairings, the love triangle is half the story here and pairing off Naruto with someone from his own story makes the plot thread entirely pointless.
6. No Akasha she's to old for this situation and would not be at gakuen. besides then this just becomes Rosario a generation before.
Naruto toloveru crossover challenge by me.
a bit i wanted to write myself but it wound up basically being the same as my other one with a different back story and a few girls swapped out in the harem.
Naruto's world is not a different dimension but simply another planet but other wise Naruto itself remains in tact.
Naruto during his theft of the forbidden scroll meets a young Lala in the forest and after explaining whats happening she decides to take him home with her, (against his will or not you decide.)
on deviluke he makes friends with several alien characters that knew Lala example Ren/Run and to thank the girl that got him a real possibly happy life basically ends up her bodyguard, servant, what have you. from there your story.
also if you do put it on earth some how and make a Haruna/Rito second paring could you try to make it take time no instant get them to together and then through that around the plot (conflict people a story needs some to be interesting.)
after that i just wound up sticking them on earth through plot convince and rewrote the same plot as my story with a slightly different harem thrown in.
must have Lala, harem optional, all Naruto's techniques are learned from the forbidden scroll only.
lemon/lime stuff optional, earth or naruto's world settings optional.
if you write it P.M. me i kind of want to see what you come up with.
Naruto fairy tail
Idea i had but Naruto wound up to op
pretime skip Naruto (preferably some where between wave and Tsunade arcs but i'm not being to picky about this.) somehow winds up in Fiore and some how joins cait shelter where he teams up with the only person there his age.
Naruto and Wendy act as foils of each other and a little dependent on the other.
Wendy being shy and a bit of a self pessimist tends to defer to the boisterous Naruto.
Naruto being lost in a new world and used to getting nothing but insults latches on to the shy girl and acts tough for her sake while his inferiority complex causes him to bask in even the most meager of praises she gives him.
Carla actually being smart picks up on both of these and tries to get them not to rely so much on each other
story wise that's all the rest is up to you.
power wise you can give naruto magic to compensate for his lack of techniques if you do I recommend one of the following though original magic is always a plus.
something entropy and/or heavy damage based to emphasis the opposite nature of the characters.
Illusion to match his habit of pretending to be something he's not.
You can also use some form of slayer magic, but no used elements, wind, fire, metal, lighting, or something one of the main characters uses like ice or water (yes i know Laxus isn't a real dragon slayer but repeat styles to me just says your making him a mini version of your favorite character to compensate for a lack of screen time.)
something I came up with that I have dubbed for lack of a better name at the moment chaos the power to change the fundamental nature of anything as long as he stays in physical contact with it i.e. making earth behave like air, or water behave like rubber.
other than that go wild.
Please lt me know if you want to try this one i kind of want to see it.
Takers: Dark Mephiles: Nirvana
Class 3A needs a guard but Negi either dosen't exist/ is assigned somewhere else. Konoeman decides to solve the problem by highering a ninja. Naruto is assigned the job because Tsunade is attempting to keep him out of Akatsuki's reach. He is unaware of the main reason he is sent.
1: Naruto must be oblivious but still be his usual able to empithize self.
2: No prestory parings, I'm sick of every Naruto negima crossover having some pointless reference to NaruHina or some harem he had the dosen't effect the plot at all.
3: Naruto can not be invincible he actually has to work for things, again way over used for those kinds of stories. Made all the more worse by his complete lack of actual accomplishments for all that strength. (Seriously if he can run circles around Eva no one should be a threat to him.)
4: The entire class can not fall for Naruto, on a related note Nodoka must fall for Naruto.
5: Naruto handles things differently than Negi does so some events in canon must be replaced something he would do, example Negi running away when Eva shows up Naruto would more likely actively try to deal with her through one means or another.
6: Naruto must be oblivious to any and all crushes on him that are not spelled out plain as day. Meening the girl has confessed to, kissed, or out right tried to sleep with him.
7: No Konoha or character bashing in any way shape or form period.
Optional. none are required just little ideas and rules for using them.
1: Naruto can study under someone, though if you choose to say include magic from Eva he must be limited to over powering weak spells rather than learning any big long complex incatations he's kind of an idiot.
2: Kotaro pesters him to teach him like Naruto himself did to others when he was a kid.
3: If Naruto does have a little mascot animal that follows him around it can not be a shrunken Gamakichi or Gamtatsu there big now get over it.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
GUIDE TO AN EPIC NARUTO STORY (Heavy Sarcasm)
Step One: Naruto is being chased by an angry mob even though he's only three years old (barly old enough to wipe his own ass) and living alone for some reason.
Step Two: He trips and/or reaches a dead end (oh noooo's) and they procede to inflict grevous, crippling, and all around over exaggerated unsurvivable wounds.
Step Three: After ten minutes of stabbing and beating (Which miraculously avoided his vitals) someone comes in to inflict the the final blows at the crowds jeering.
Step Four: In a 'thrilling' and 'suspenseful' moment a giant war-hammer is swung down on Naruto, only to be stopped an inch from his head by token superhero #25.
Step Five: Token superhero #25 yells at crowd. "WHAT ARE DO DOING TO TO THIS POOR BOY?!," crowd replies. "KILLING THE DEMON!" or the like. Slaughter ensues.
Step Six: Sarutobi and an Anbu squad show up. (perfect timing) Hokage confronts token superhero #25. "WHO ARE YOU?!" hero responds. "I'm super awesome-man! (Relation to Naruto's parents optional) Now why are your villagers attacking this poor boy?"
Step Seven: The Hokage proceeds to break his own law and tells to complete strangers Narutos life story, much to their outrage.
Step Eight: Token superhero #25 says he's taking the boy away to train him. Sarutobi agrees immediately without arguement, but pleads for them to return for the Genins exams. #25 agrees. (The fact that he agreed to bring the kid back to a place that delivered a massive beating to a three year old didn't seem to bother him.)
Step Nine: Naruto wakes up after the ten minute conversation completely healed, energetic, and with enough brain damage to forgive the entire ordeal. (Apparently he's Jesus, filled with infinate forgiveness for the unforgivable)
Step Ten: They fill Naruto in on the details and he begs to be able to come back to be Hokage, (a three year old can comprehend that... how?) and the duo is off.
Step Eleven: Time skip. Naruto returns, covered in trench coats and pictures of foxes (throwing all stigmas to the wind).
Step Twelve: Meets Hokage and dishes out all his skills in painful detail (Throwing all ninja sense to the wind). Assigned to go to the academy, which happens to be having its exam that day.
Step Thirteen: Shows off dramatically for the test and remainder of story, pwning everyone but Orochimaru in the Forest of death.
Step Foreteen: Falls in love with Hinata?!
Props to Silent Master for his well thought out and reasoned rant (claps)
Five reasons why Samwise Gamgee is more awesome than Frodo:
Reasoning by Cragnoc. (Agreement by me, Damn straight!)
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)
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