A Konoha Genin in Makarov's Guild.
A genin from konoha (obviously) Stuck with patrol duty during the chuunin exam arc stumbles across a mysterious figure. This figure ends up leading him across a threshold to earth land. After a bit of wandering and righting a wrong or two the protagonist joins up with good old fairy tail. But as he starts to make friends and settle in there more shinobi start turning up. What happens when worlds collide and for once it's not Naruto that's caused it.
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A Konoha Genin in Makarov's Guild.- Chapter one roughly at 30%.
Yes you can write an O.C. I'll go into detail but here's one written by someone far better than me at writing this stuff. and some tips to avoid mary sues. Mean while here's some basics what you should and shouldn't do.
1) Always give your character wins and losses. Heroes can and should on occasion lose or else no one will worry about them but if they never win then the question of why they're in the cast in the first place.
2)Personality over power. Being strong doesn't make your character popular, an interesting personality makes them popular. Even characters whose power ties into their popularity it's because the guys insanely over the top.
3)You can't make a character perfect, It's impossible. You can't reach perfect because it simply doesn't exist. Even if your character is carefully crafted to be technically good some people simply won't like them because of their personal taste.
4) This one can actually tie into preexisting characters. Stop dishing out powers that aren't appropriate to the setting. No Zanpaktous out of bleach, no sonic screwdrivers and tardises if he's not the doctor.
5) The dark brooding master swordsman is okay but give him happy moments it makes him more human and adds weight. When a character is never happy the audience can't be happy for them.
6) Listen to the audience, nine times out of ten they want your story to be good so they can enjoy reading it.
7) Don't make up names, Either research how names work from the culture of setting. or just use this to pull real names.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgiving by the hand, lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
— Mark Twain
I don't know what Queensberry Rules are, but the Oscar Wilde Rule is to shoot on sight.
— Oscar Wilde
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
— Murphy's Laws of Military Operations
When lives are on the line, there is no such thing as a fair fight.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
— Old joke
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
— T-shirt quote
"People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway."
The paradoxical commandments, Keith Kent
"Being a shipper in Naruto is a subtype of masochism." Some guy on T.V. tropes.
"Polish a turd it's still a turd" Jeff Dunham's puppet "Peanut"
"Why are older brother's born first? To protect the ones that come after." Kurosaki Ichigo of bleach.
"Something doesn't have to be good to be Awesome." Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler.
"If life gives you lemons... giggle perversely"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
"No, vampires do NOT sparkle! 10 points from Hufflepuff!"
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm unsure of the former" Albert Einstein
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
GUIDE TO AN EPIC NARUTO STORY (Heavy Sarcasm)
Step One: Naruto is being chased by an angry mob even though he's only three years old (barly old enough to wipe his own ass) and living alone for some reason.
Step Two: He trips and/or reaches a dead end (oh noooo's) and they procede to inflict grevous, crippling, and all around over exaggerated unsurvivable wounds.
Step Three: After ten minutes of stabbing and beating (Which miraculously avoided his vitals) someone comes in to inflict the the final blows at the crowds jeering.
Step Four: In a 'thrilling' and 'suspenseful' moment a giant war-hammer is swung down on Naruto, only to be stopped an inch from his head by token superhero #25.
Step Five: Token superhero #25 yells at crowd. "WHAT ARE DO DOING TO TO THIS POOR BOY?!," crowd replies. "KILLING THE DEMON!" or the like. Slaughter ensues.
Step Six: Sarutobi and an Anbu squad show up. (perfect timing) Hokage confronts token superhero #25. "WHO ARE YOU?!" hero responds. "I'm super awesome-man! (Relation to Naruto's parents optional) Now why are your villagers attacking this poor boy?"
Step Seven: The Hokage proceeds to break his own law and tells to complete strangers Narutos life story, much to their outrage.
Step Eight: Token superhero #25 says he's taking the boy away to train him. Sarutobi agrees immediately without arguement, but pleads for them to return for the Genins exams. #25 agrees. (The fact that he agreed to bring the kid back to a place that delivered a massive beating to a three year old didn't seem to bother him.)
Step Nine: Naruto wakes up after the ten minute conversation completely healed, energetic, and with enough brain damage to forgive the entire ordeal. (Apparently he's Jesus, filled with infinate forgiveness for the unforgivable)
Step Ten: They fill Naruto in on the details and he begs to be able to come back to be Hokage, (a three year old can comprehend that... how?) and the duo is off.
Step Eleven: Time skip. Naruto returns, covered in trench coats and pictures of foxes (throwing all stigmas to the wind).
Step Twelve: Meets Hokage and dishes out all his skills in painful detail (Throwing all ninja sense to the wind). Assigned to go to the academy, which happens to be having its exam that day.
Step Thirteen: Shows off dramatically for the test and remainder of story, pwning everyone but Orochimaru in the Forest of death.
Step Foreteen: Falls in love with Hinata?!
Props to Silent Master for his well thought out and reasoned rant (claps)
Five reasons why Samwise Gamgee is more awesome than Frodo:
Reasoning by Cragnoc. (Agreement by me, Damn straight!)
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)