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47 Days to Change (a translation) by Snow-owl01 reviews
Harry Potter and Tom Riddle are enemies, born adversaries, prophesied leaders of opposite factions. 2001 to 1932, forty-seven days to change the fate of the Dark Lord. This is a 'Harry travels back in time to raise Tom' story. SLASH. TR/HP. Translation of a Chinese fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,603 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort
SkyZ by okiyama reviews
Tsuna always kept a low profile in the fashion world, being a poor errand boy, away from the glory. He doesn't like attention. He never thought that accepting a challenge would cause himself to be pestered by people who are big-shots. Totally ironic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,623 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 243,835 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 6,508 - Follows: 6,603 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Melodies of Sky by violette27 reviews
Somehow, Tsuna was trapped in the body of his other self who just had committed suicide in a parallel world...Without his Family and his title as a future Mafia Boss, what would he choose between being a "normal" one and following the old path to claim his heirdom from his younger brother in this world? R27, Guardians x 27, hint all x 27...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,538 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The (Somewhat) Inevitable Harem of One Tsunayoshi Sawada by FruitPastilles reviews
Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Game of Life by exocara reviews
From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,194 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Rodrick Drools by Calico Trayce reviews
Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Rodrick is acting distant, and Greg hates that the older brother is leaving him behind. With the bruise comes a bet; "How long can Greg keep his mouth shut?" Warning: INCEST/SLASH/SMUT/NON-CON [COMPLETE!]
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,698 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 7,181 - Follows: 8,478 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 6,513 - Follows: 7,129 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Just a Body by Straight-Outta-Hobbiton reviews
Ichigo was born with a uterus. As far as he's concerned, this means nothing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, Shinji H. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 7,013 - Follows: 8,599 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Butterfly Effect by Starrie Wolf reviews
To his friends, Ichigo made a promise. "I won't fail you again. Not this time." Gen. Time travel. [16 Apr 2015] Being rewritten on AO3 for the moment, link in profile.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,916 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, K. Urahara, Yoruichi S.
Many nights by Whitewolf111 reviews
Itachi's last months of life and his struggle with a serious disease. Itachi-centric, with Kisame's perception about the life and condition of his partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
One Moment by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
Few will admit it. Truly admit. But everyone has that moment. That moment where they think it would be easier to give up. To just stop. To end it all. To stop all the pain, the hurt, the worry, the fear, when things get too much. Dark fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Ibiki M. - Complete
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
There's a Start by chasingnukes reviews
Pre-Genos/Saitama. The two observe each other during a hot summer's day.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Time Jump by cywscross reviews
Six months after their exile from Soul Society, Urahara cooks up a machine for a glimpse of the future. As with most of Urahara's experiments, things don't go quite as planned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 473 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Ichigo K., Shinji H., K. Urahara - Complete
Addict by TolkienGirl reviews
"He's addicted to his own brilliance. It is, after all, all he has." Pre-series, Sherlock introspection. Just a little thought I had. Rating for hints of drug themes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Deadly Promises by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
After being stuck on the island for a few more years, Ralph finally gets the tribe under control. Yet, when Jack threatens to take it away, he offers the ginger anything to keep him from leaving. How far will Jack's lustful curiosity take the two boys?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Jack M., Ralph
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 7,394 - Follows: 8,943 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 6,956 - Follows: 6,696 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
We Live in Yesterday by WookieCookie reviews
He's trapped in endless loop- again, and again, and again. But it's okay because there's always a way out at the end of the tunnel. It has to. Amnesia!Fic. Not-beta.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Exclusivity by Taisi reviews
A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. (Nakamaship, drabble.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Untouchable by Hiki-chan reviews
IMPT NOTE! The one thing Tsuna learnt was to never underestimate the power of his jealous guardians. On the other hand, Tsuna wished his other self would stop being mean and find pleasure in making them jealous. The fight is on! !2727 versus Guardians27!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Top Stage by amethyst-ice22 reviews
In a family full of celebrities, there would always be one who would stray from the path. Sawada Tsunayoshi wasn't any different. He didn't want to be one, but as always, when Reborn is involved, nothing goes as planned. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,590 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Straw Man by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. In the end, even heroes bleed. Fall. Fail. Die. That was only the beginning of Ichigo's troubles. Time travel gone wrong.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Just One Yesterday by Amidephrine reviews
Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,913 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
100 Lives by freshia reviews
It might take that many to get the right ending. Riren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Addict by cumberpatchcats reviews
Rehabilitation patient #22100: Sherlock Holmes-addicted to sex, drugs, and his therapist Doctor Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Life, On Death, On Everything In-Between by cywscross reviews
The war rages on for ten years, and by the time it ends, most are dead and Soul Society has been destroyed. But Kisuke still has one more card to play, and he gambles it all on the one person he believes in to achieve the impossible. Ichigo accepts without hesitation. HIATUS.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,640 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ichigo K.
Escape Artist by Fiorea reviews
Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,674 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Minato N., Naruto U.]
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,035 - Follows: 10,403 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Will You Just Kiss Me Already? by Michy Star reviews
If there's one thing Yata is sure of; it's that Mikoto Suoh is a huge tease.
K - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Yata M., S. Mikoto - Complete
That Poor Sucker by kuristina reviews
At Uchiha Incorporated, women in the office envied the woman who was lucky enough to marry Uchiha Sasuke and become his wife. The men however felt sorry for the poor human being. But the men are proven wrong when they actually meet the "wife".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,433 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy by Hollow Mashiro reviews
When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,586 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ichigo K.
Unsilenced syllables of love by hiriki reviews
AU!SaruMi. In which Yata Misaki's rough, flammable words reach Fushimi Saruhiko's empty heart through a stolen chat room, making him fall for someone he doesn't know. (Rated T for language and kinda-smut-but-maybe-not scene).
K - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Morning Call by Swift as an Arrow reviews
What would happen if every single morning you were woken up by the person you would one day come to love? AU
K - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
The Most Shocking Kiss by Mybrainsrmush reviews
When Lucy created the game "The Most Shocking Kiss", this was certainly not the result she was expecting. GrayxNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] Lucy H. - Complete
Questionaire by CsillaDream reviews
Natsu and Gray answer 100 questions about their relationship... /-/ O N E S H O T /-/
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/14/2012 - [Gray F., Natsu D.] - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Learning for Life by Santoka reviews
High School was Tsuna's chance to begin anew, to make it better than Middle School. Well, it had been, until the police stormed his classroom. / Now a Two-Shot; no pairings; rated T for language
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Definitively, Decidedly Dangerous and Deadly by ravenromance27 reviews
The most powerful men in the Mafia world argue about who among them is the one that is worthy of being called "Definitively, Decidedly Dangerous and Deadly.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Disastrous Proposals by amethyst-ice22 reviews
Sure, Tsuna was normal and he wanted a change of pace, but he didn't think it would lead to something like this! "So congratulations, Dame-Tsuna. You're currently the most popular man, among the most powerful people of the world." AU. Pairings undecided
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 6,753 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
They Scare Me by SkyGem reviews
Drabble. No pairings. Thirty-five-year-old Alexandre Aquila, Don of the Aquila famiglia, finds out just how weird, and a little terrifying, the Vongola Famiglia is when twenty-year-old Tsuna takes an impromptu trip into the future.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Linguistic Propensities of Sherlock Holmes by dcfg21 reviews
or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sex Appeal by kyouko68 reviews
Natsu claims that he has more sex appeal than Lucy does. They make a bet on it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Sink or Swim Situation by Bird of Dreams reviews
Tsuna never thought that swimming class could be more dangerous than any mafia business he had ever been involved in...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apple Juice by Chedder132 reviews
Karkat has his first taste of apple juice, and a certain Dave Strider has his first taste of Karkat. Basically fluff. Rated for Karkats mouth
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Random Words for Sadistic Lovers by missherlocked reviews
Bunch of unconnected stories. #2: Reborn was the one who discovered it-it, what was secretly dubbed as One of The Reason Why Decimo is So Hot. Mentions of All27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Right Kind of Chemistry by Takara Phoenix reviews
How are Jason and Percy going to react the first time they meet? I imagine it to be... intense. Jason/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
narcissus by Nygmatech reviews
Concealed in the nature of humans is an inherent love for oneself. Jekyll/Hyde, Slash
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - E. Hyde, H. Jekyll
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 8,803 - Follows: 1,994 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Whispered Admiration by Cuboid reviews
Sherlock and John are pressed together in the most compromising position, in a closet, while hiding from criminals. John should be scared, but it's hard to be when your mouth is only a few inches away from your infuriatingly captivating flatmate...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 249 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Uke's Cuter by Madame Onyx reviews
"Don't be jealous just cuz my uke's cutest." The show down you've all wanted. stanXkyle craigXtweek kennyXbutters Rated M for language and implied sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 5,922 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Tis the Season by Arium reviews
Who said it needs to be December for a little Christmas spirit? Mirajane doesn't think so, and decides to spread her Christmas cheer by decorating the guild with mistletoe. Oh, dear...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Meeting the Varia by SkyGem reviews
A four year old Tsuna is feeling lonely because all of his uncles and brothers are busy, so Giotto does the only logical thing he can think of; he takes his son to a den of bloodthirsty murderers. Omake for my fic "Raising a Family".
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
the happy announcement by birdbox reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dead Tears, Deserted Life by KumikoKunagisa reviews
Tsuna was sent to another parallel world after all his guardians were killed saving him and he himself was in great danger.But in this new world,a stranger replaced his spot in the lives of his friends.Can Tsuna get his 'comrades' to be his friends again?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
My Personal Servant by Mickarius Smith reviews
Sesshomaru wants a personal servant, so naturally, he gets one. Ten years later Inuyasha might be in over his head with his 'master' and Mating Season around the corner. He doesn't WANT to submit to his sexy bastard! Yaoi, lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Ambivalence by uzumaki rakku reviews
Double polarity. Paradox. Contradiction. Duality. And, perhaps, the spiral was merely a line who felt lonely. —By being opposite, they could still be the same. Keeping each other balanced, keeping each other sane, keeping Uzumaki Naruto who he really was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruto U.
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Saluta Morte de Parte Mia by shizuke reviews
No Good Tsuna was useless at everything. He got poor grades, barely has any friends and generally, was a loser. But what if No Good Tsuna was only pretending? GuardiansXTsuna, 8059, RebornXLambo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,549 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
KHFB! by reraimu reviews
Tsuna gets a Facebook. All27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 295 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Keep Your Rival Very, Very Close by missherlocked reviews
Sasuke wonders if him, Naruto, and Sai have had threesome. Chaos ensues. It's not Sasuke's fault-he recalls nothing. And Naruto looking like a Sex God doesn't help, too. Thus a bet: if he remembers and doesn't regret, Naruto's ass is his. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Boarding House Rules by jellybeansprout reviews
AU. Tsuna runs a boarding house of eclectic tenants. He attempts to deal with both them, his enigmatic landlord, and the changes they bring to his life. Lightly slashy. All27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Betrayed Heroes by Tango Dancer reviews
There has been an empty seat at the Head Table for ten years. Rumors run around about Pr Neah Walker, the only one Professor Mugen could actually talk civilly with. One day, he returns, and with him, he brings war and forgotten secrets. Yullen. OS. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Straw by Maudit Maestro reviews
GoldSilver. Silver's rivalry with Gold has taken on a new aspect. Warnings inside
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
The Art of Being Emotionally Detached by Save the Rave reviews
It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Spare me your Pity by Courtanie reviews
Kenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Carnivore's Court by AYMK00 reviews
Prompt: Chasing. With awkward!Hibari and frightened!Tsuna. Warning: Dry humping, Tuna trapping, kneeing of lower parts, and unwanted stimulation. Play nice!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
No Longer a Part of Me by fyren galan reviews
Dumbledore decides to give Harry another chance of growing up normally. So he sends him back in time to 1976-the age of Marauders. Harry just wants to get through his sixth year, but James Potter is making that extremely hard. SLASH, INCEST.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Nowhere Near Transylvania by SwingTree85 reviews
Late one night, Lavi sneaks into Allen's bedroom in order to fulfill the requirements of becoming a full-fledged vampire. Allen is not impressed. Things go about as well as you'd expect. AU Crack. Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Alter Ego by Silver Pard reviews
You did not know when you began just how much you would lose to your fictional self.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
High School is Just Like the Mafia by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “High School is All about Cliques and Fear” Jimbo’s absence leaves a hole Tsuna and company are morally obligated to fill.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Alter–Ego by manhattan martini reviews
There are many times in his life in which his mother doubts he is still her child. — Gold, Red
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Red - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
High School is All about Cliques and Fear by peroxidepest17 reviews
And then comes high school.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Little Things by MadRabbit reviews
They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6011 - Favs: 9,759 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3787 - Favs: 5,429 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Cornered by Zombiegait reviews
Gold/Silver. Silver finds Gold at the radio tower, and does not seem to care for his new outfit.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
The New Teacher by Corkboard reviews
There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 544 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 158 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Rumor, Rumor by Nightsmoke reviews
Relationships between the Vongola members are not unnoticed at Namimori Middle. Nonromantic, but slight friendship. My last fic, so reads would be loved.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
About Edogawa by Ellen Brand reviews
It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
10 Facts by Ame Namikaze reviews
Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Incredible You by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
An Ode to Dentists by breadsticks reviews
Because being a dentist sucks. It sucks even more being a dentist for the supernatural. Because even the supernatural need to take care of their teeth. R27. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Kindergarten Warfare by breadsticks reviews
Tsuna-chan is a kindergarten teacher. His attention is often divided up into his beloved students, his beloved ex-students, and his grumpy sadistic boyfriend. It's a bloody battlefield.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Weapons by Random One-Shot reviews
The Shinigami have duty. The Arrancar have Aizen. The Hollows have hunger. The Vaizard have revenge. But what does it take for a bunch of human children to fight?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Things Yumichika Doesn't Talk About by opalish reviews
Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yellow Submarine by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Butt by Kibbskins reviews
Gold gets a little frisky in the hallway and Blue and Silver are his victims. Preciousmetalshipping. From Pokemon Special.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Tension by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Mashiro and Takagi argue over the reason for the popularity of their most recent chapter in Jump, disagreeing about the 'tension' between the male characters.
Bakuman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Moritaka M., Takagi A. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Falling to Pieces by Silver Pard reviews
Misa loves Light, even when she doesn't.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
The Keeper by TreeStar reviews
He keeps the straw hat with him. Nominated for Best Angst, and Best Drabble Under 1,500 Words in the 2008 One Piece Fanfiction Awards. Decided to post it here.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,076 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Speculate by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Kangoshi by Rae-chan33 reviews
Tsuna is Namimori High's only school nurse, and with a 2ed year student that seems to invent injuries just to see him, and the Principal thats a little more then scary, the poor Kangoshi is starting to loose his cool. 6927, 1827, 10027 two shot test fic
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Split by demonicnargles reviews
His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 511 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Artificial Strawberries by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Smutty oneshot, LightxL, Slight OOC :D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dress Up by half-sleeping reviews
Mukuro, Hibari, Tsuna, and school uniforms. Crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Simulacrum by RofS reviews
Team Hebi is not a good team, he thinks. But he will use the copies, because he cannot risk the originals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Big Bad by Silver Pard reviews
Once upon a time, the wolf was the winner.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Smiling Games by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 396 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
20 Truths About Sasori and Deidara by homeostatis reviews
Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 165 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Symbiosis by Monday reviews
But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Fifth Man Down by Lisse reviews
Sai and art lessons.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sai - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unholy by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Naruto U.
Genius Under Fire by sna reviews
On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Transformation by Fire Tears reviews
Though deadly in battle, Zoro has never actually been a demon. Not until now. [vague ZoroLuffy]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 565 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete