Author has written 6 stories for Good Luck Charlie, Charmed, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Teen Wolf.
I am what you might say is a very dark twisted man. I love dark stuff especially dark comedies with lots of blood and gore. I love anything that involves gay sex, mystery gore, horror and supernatural, especially if the male antagonist falls the the guy. When I grow up i want to be a producer/writer and a whole bunch of other crazy shit. I am very distant from my family even though I live with them. I'm not embarrassed it's just that they are people I don't want to be around. I'm more of the black sheep.
Thing that I like
1. gay incest
2. Gay films not just porn
3. straight guys who are not bigots
4. Chucky and Andy
5. Chris and Wyatt or Chris and Cole either way they're fucking
6. dark twisted tales
7. gay mobsters
8. me I'm a narcissist
10. odd numbers
11. want to meat the right guy
12. love sad songs that are really beautiful
13. being in command, love power
14. fantasies of getting fuck by many many men
15. Emo/Gothic art
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the girl who never told anyone because I'm sacred of losing my family because they hate homosexuals and some days the world is just too much. I want to end it all but I'm too sacred to do that too.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!
Nobody move I’ve dropped my brain”
“This is were the fun begins
“He broke my heart so I broke his jaw”
"You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing”
“I may be a cruel heartless bitch but I’m good at it”
"Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over."
"Person One: I know you are, but what am I?
People are like slinkies. Completely useless but still fun to push down stairs.
I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.
Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Why do people always say life is short? Life is the longest damn thing you can do.
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
There are 3 types of people in this world - people who can count and people who can't
want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading, copy this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is obvious copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you love you some randomness, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. Aye!
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, night flame miko,Brokenangelwings16
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
A best friend
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome!
Let's do it again!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.
I AM THE GIRL
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict,brokenangelwings16
've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Anonymous
Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. Anonymous
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Anonymous
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The world is full of oxygen thieves. a friend
I reject your reality and substitute my own. a friend
Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid a friend
Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend
"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"- anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend
"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"
"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous
"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."
"Randomness is the base of conversation."
"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."
"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."
"Do you know you're short?"- Thomas Ng
"why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR
"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."
"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."-my mom. I used this to get out of wearing a school uniform xD
"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."
"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"
"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!"
"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."
"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."
"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."
"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have Cookies, and Brownies, and...and...POCKY!!)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten trapped in a revolving door, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a silly nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been tackled by a football player running at full speed and got bowled over then started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural. (Seen it? I live it!)
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with something so much you even scare yourself copy & paste this into your profile
If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.
If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, iamofthedesert, Bluedemon92, The Unknown Scribe, HexGurl21, PigmyPhoenix16, An'Rysse & Dee
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copythisonto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
"REMEMBER WHEN "
getting HiGH meant swinging at the playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs?
when )m O m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your WORST ENIMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when -WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it