whootsies
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Joined 02-21-12, id: 3744298
Author has written 27 stories for Portal, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
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Smooch
"Oookay, okay, you can have 'em back," Craig started to reach for them again, but a grin spread across Rick's face. "If ya' gimme a smooch." Factventure, humanized AU.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core
All That You Can Do reviews
You're quite sure your blood is literally boiling. You're confident because it's so hot as it drips down your fingers, as your nails dig into your palm. It's the one thing keeping you from taking a swing at him; you've tried before, and he can take you down with little effort at all. Factventure, humanized AU.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Fact Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Nightmare reviews
There better be a good reason for the text Fact receives at three in the morning. Humanized AU, Factley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Fact Core, Wheatley
Head Over Heart reviews
Factventure, humanized AU. Rick finally pops the question.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core
Tipping the Scales reviews
Chell is forced to return to Aperture, and a deal is worked out with GLaDOS, putting them on equal ground. Of course... it doesn't stay like that for long.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Like Father, Like Son
Humanized AU. Just silly domestic fluff with Space Neil as Rick and Craig's son.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core
A Fool's Devotion reviews
ChellDOS. Post-game AU. GLaDOS didn't know why she thought it would work out in the first place.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Astraphobia reviews
ChellDOS. Post-game AU. Chell's survived Aperture, but a little lightning has her shaking in her long-fall boots.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Below Aperture reviews
ChellDOS. AU where GLaDOS is put into a human body instead of a potato. Just a series of drabbles.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Visitor reviews
Pre-Portal. A tiny Chell stumbles upon GLaDOS' chamber.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A First Step reviews
Factventure, humanized AU. Fluff. Craig hadn't expected rain.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Birthday Gift reviews
Space/Fact, humanized AU. Fluff. Fact swears everyone's forgotten his birthday.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Fact Core, Space Core - Complete
Ruined reviews
ChellDOS, humanized AU. Chell decides to work late; Gladys is not happy. Just silly fluff.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Distasteful reviews
Sometimes Bubblegum wished she was thirteen again.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Male Bonding reviews
Rick-Wheatley broship; humanized AU. Rick and Wheatley are assigned to observe a test chamber.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Adventure Core, Wheatley
Tradition reviews
Humanized AU; Factventure, Angelligence, Spaceley. Wheatley has almost no luck at the office Christmas party, although his colleagues do.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
An Adventurer and An Astronaut
Humanized AU. Rick brings Neil home after a night of trick-or-treating.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Adventure Core, Space Core
In The Budget
Humanized AU, Rick is the CEO of a large company, Craig is his secretary, and Craig's looking for a raise.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Advice
Fact-GLaDOS broship, post-game AU. GLaDOS asks for Craig's advice on some recent "nightmares".
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - GLaDOS, Fact Core - Complete
Evening Dresses reviews
Fact-GLaDOS broship, post-game AU. GLaDOS requires the Fact Core's assistance in the matter of picking out the right dress.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Fact Core, GLaDOS - Complete
Spitting Image reviews
ChellDOS post-game AU. A kitty follows Chell home.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Hope Against Hope reviews
Factley/Factventure, humanized AU. Wheatley comes up with a brilliant plan to woo Craig.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Wheatley, Fact Core - Complete
Switch
"He had been ambushed by a five-foot-six scrap of a man. Way to go, Rick. Really putting that military training to use." Humanized AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Fear
Humanized AU. Craig does what he can to keep his family safe in the apocalypse; at any cost. Trigger Warning: Gore
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Strawberries reviews
"Fact: food fetishes are among the oddest fetishes one can possibly have." Humanized AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Essen reviews
Leave it to Rick to make even waiting for the waitress on a dinner date interesting. Humanized AU
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Swelter
Craig needs help moving into his new apartment; his new neighbor Rick lends a hand. Problem is, the heat's really starting to get to Craig... Humanized AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete