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Joined 02-21-12, id: 3745558, Profile Updated: 12-27-12
Author has written 16 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Good Night Mr Tom, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Oh, jeez...okay, I should probably think of something mildly interesting to say here...blimey.

Erm...well, I'm a bit mental. Just a tad. Don't mind me if I go off on a tandem - I'm on tumblr, see. All sorts of weirdness going on there, so some of it might creep onto here every once in a while. If it does, just keep your eyes on it and walk away very slowly, maintaining eye contact. Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

Because, let's face it. There are some real shady people out there in the big wide world, and some of the stuff that goes on there just is not pretty, I can tell you that from first-hand experience. I'm sure that nearly everyone here has tried their hand at putting together some couples that will never (or should never) exist outside of the world of fanfiction. And, for most of us, that's the whole reason why we're here in the first place.

"It's elementary, my dear Doctor. Can't you see that this ship has already sailed?"

Don't mind me, just...shipping...everything...

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Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 359,573 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/15/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Before Watson by Haelia reviews
There was Lestrade. Vignettes about Lestrade and Sherlock, pre-Watson, in no particular order, chronological or otherwise . Rated T for language, blood, gore, and drug use. Friendship, h/c, humour, adventure. Work-in-progress. Companion piece to LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate's "What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade". See A/N in first chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
Sherlock 500 Prompts by Honey Fujioka reviews
500 Prompts for BBC Sherlock. Some prompts may contain sexual content. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Chocolate by Damagoed reviews
If the man smells that good, what does he taste like? Greg has something of the night about him. And Mycroft smells of chocolate. Also biting, and detectives and sex. Oh My!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,117 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Coming Home by Haelia reviews
The man to whom this shadow belonged was dead, long dead, three years dead. Lestrade had seen the body, the broken face, the crushed ribcage. He had read the autopsy report, the death certificate. He had attended the funeral. Sherlock Holmes was dead. Sherlock Holmes was not sitting here before him now. Post Reichenbach. T for blood, language. Reviews may contain spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
The Engines are Dead by R.L BlackRose reviews
A Cabin Pressure fic- While carrying something to California, the crew gets a desperate call from an air-traffic controller. With his dying breaths, he tells them that what they're carrying is important- and then, silence. Now, stuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, they must figure out how to survive. Some Martin/Douglas! Inspired by tumblr user Kogla's Art. Also on AO3
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Cabin Pressure
In The Event Of My Death by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
In the Last Will And Testament Of Gregory Christopher Lestrade there is a footnote that indicates that upon his death, a letter should be delivered to one Sherlock Holmes. The letter itself was written well in advance and tucked into his copy of A Tale Of Two Cities. It is always good to plan ahead. T for safety. Paternal!Lestrade. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
Sherlock is Shirtless by Coralline Slayer reviews
Need I say more? Ok then...Hints of Johnlock everyone! This is a oneshot birthday fic for the awesome WholockGoddess97!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eat, Deduce, Love by Haelia reviews
In which Sherlock offends John, struggles to get back into his good graces, and experiments in the kitchen. Prompt fill, oneshot, no slash. Almost-crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Casts and Crepes by Haelia reviews
In which Sherlock breaks a bone, has a reaction to the drugs, and loves John through earthquakes. Prompt fill, crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Good Hands by Haelia reviews
John and Sherlock are stranded deep in the wilderness with no phones and no foreseeable escape. With John wounded, Sherlock fears they will die here: in the cold, in the damp, in the woods. Prompt fill. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's Called a 'Near Death Experience' For a Reason by Haelia reviews
Or, "Five Times Sherlock Nearly Died, and One Time He Really Did." Rated T for language, and possibly graphic injuries. Sherlock whump. No slash. WARNING: Character death in final chapter!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fourth Wall by Haelia reviews
Sherlock has a bone to pick with a certain fanfiction author.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Misdiagnoses by Haelia reviews
Or, "Five Times John Misdiagnosed Sherlock, and One Time He Didn't." In which the author relentlessly humiliates John. No spoilers. Rating for possible language, and detailed references to disordered eating.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Touch the Fleeting Chill of Air by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock likes to visit the cemetery. But one day when Mycroft takes him, the ten-year-old boy finds a man sitting on a tombstone he claims is his own marker. And that he died during The Great War. .:. AU ghost!John multi-chap fic. kid!lock, then present.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,855 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Split Personalities by Nuttynube reviews
Sherlock suffers a traumatic experience. The only thing is that he can't remember it. Soon, John begins to see new sides of Sherlock, and he becomes convinced that there's something very wrong... why else would he be complimenting Anderson? Can Sherlock be put back together, or will the war inside Sherlock's mind ravage the genius until there is nothing but dust?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Are Equals by Miriza reviews
Moriarty framed Sherlock as a murderer to prove a point. At Scotland Yard everything isn t now, how it should be. The timing on from the end of Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Only If For A Night by burningjackets reviews
He's a human. Again. In 1898. Working at a newspaper. Half in love with Arthur Williams. It's very horribly complicated, isn't it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Umbrella by mumbling mice reviews
During a ride to the emergency room, Mycroft reflects on his relationship with his younger brother and the responsibility he feels towards him. Based loosely off of Rihanna's song of the same name.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
One Half and Two More by Moranion reviews
The first time Sherlock Holmes says 'I love you' to John Watson, he is standing next to him in a small church. The first time Mary Morstan says 'I do' to John Watson, he is staring at Sherlock Holmes with wide eyes. warnings for angst and eventual slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Serenade for the Storm by Moranion reviews
John's addicted to Sherlock, and Sherlock is addicted to music. Which makes John addicted to music as well. / An homage to two brilliant men and a lot of glorious music. Sherlock and John belong to Moffat, Gatiss and BBC. Music belongs to its creators.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Immunity by mumbling mice reviews
London has been overrun by zombies. Sherlock is no longer bored. Rated T for graphic violence and... other adult themes that may manifest themselves later on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Pass me that lovely little gun by Moranion reviews
S/J, a really messed up look at everything. warnings for slash, mentions of violence, Nick Cave and a wildly unhealthy relationship. Horror genre for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The burning violin by Moranion reviews
Sherlock plays a burning violin and John knows that he is doomed. A curious sort of prayer in the style and with words of Leonard Cohen./ Slash, Sherlock/John. written for prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of scars and other demons by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Turnabout Is Always Fair Play by Nikolai-Tesla reviews
Third in my "Study in Fur" series: 'When other people have unwelcome rodents in their home...' 'They get a cat,' John replied without thinking. When Sherlock's eyes lit up, he continued hurriedly, 'Or buy traps. Most people buy traps.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hairy's Short for Harriet by Nikolai-Tesla reviews
A follow-up to A Study In Fur, written for a dear friend of mine: 'I think Harriet is ill,' Sherlock said suddenly, abruptly. 'Scuse me,' John dropped the paper, mouth ajar. Sherlock waved his hand in annoyance. 'Not that Harriet. The other one.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Fur by Nikolai-Tesla reviews
Sherlock Holmes was sat in the leather armchair, managing, as usual, to appear at once both rigid and boneless, lounging comfortably but deep in thought, fingers steepled in front of his face. On his lap, inexplicably, was a small black kitten.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
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A Trip Down Memory Lane reviews
"In fact, one could say that he'd forgotten, which seemed ironic given his current position in Memory Lane."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Presidency Campaign of a Certain Mister Anderson reviews
Crack!fic for my awesomely epic friend Coralline Slayer - go check out her fics, they're amazingly crazily great and enjoyable to read. Okay, so most of it has nothing to do with Anderson, or his Presidential Campaign. And it doesn't really make much sense. Oh well, it's the thought that counts...right?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not a Hero, John reviews
Sherlock said heroes don't exist. But he never said biologically altered superhumans didn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Conversation in Conditioning reviews
Sherlock can't wash his own hair; thus, someone else has to do it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Too Early reviews
Waking up at ten past six on a Saturday morning isn't how Greg would describe the start to a good weekend. But things start to look a little better when someone else arrives.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Stone Mirrors reviews
He can't believe it. He can't believe how stupid he's been. By the way, guys, go check out Coralline Slayer, she's great! I'm not really in her fandoms, but I still find her writing fantastically brilliant. Ta.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels - Complete
In Wait reviews
Night time in the TARDIS. All is silent - but something's definitely there.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Moran's Video Diary reviews
Seb's coping after the fall the way he always does - by being crude about it. But there's someone else to help him out this time.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - John W.
Boredom: a Selection of Solutions reviews
Finding a hobby for Sherlock Holmes proves to be a little more difficult than prior anticipated.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Facing the Doctor reviews
You can't trust him, you can't. He'll tear you down just as easily as they did, like a strip of wallpaper.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Rory W., 11th Doctor
Goodnight Doctor Watson reviews
Sherlock Holmes is an evacuee from London, sent to the countryside to live with retired army veteran Doctor John Watson. Slowly, they form a firm friendship - that is, until Sherlock recieves a summons from his father back in London...
Crossover - Good Night Mr Tom & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sherlock H.
Staring at the Wall
"It's not that I don't want to, John." John paused at the door, trying to resist the urge to turn back to where Sherlock was sitting. He sighed. Sherlock continued. "To sleep."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sleeping in the Mind Palace reviews
Nobody could be that clever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Annual Fantastic Characters Meeting reviews
Every year, the Doctor hosts a party in the TARDIS with all his favourite characters. As usual, something has to go wrong - but nothing's really out of the ordinary, considering the guests. Super mega ultimate crossover!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, Tumnus - Complete
Overreaction reviews
The Doctor needs to angst...unfortunately for him, Amy doesn't get it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Gunshots and Straddles reviews
When a bustling alien street becomes a dangerous shootout, how will the Doctor and his companions react?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete