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Author has written 5 stories for Kung Fu Panda, and My Little Pony.

The home of Tyrell. ... Opal, I choose to ignore that.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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I Remember Celestia, I Remember reviews
Discord, In his stone prison, has had time to think. He thinks of how things were, why thing are like this today. Why he is Discord. Now, he wants to share that story.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Discord, Princess Celestia
Rainbow Rising reviews
Set after the horrific events of Cupcakes. Only this time Rainbow Dash survived.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Rainbow Dash
Letting Go reviews
The beginnings of Tyrell. I won't ruin the surprise.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Tigress - Complete
The Concert reviews
Three weeks after that night on the roof, the concert is finally happening. OCxOC
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Tyrell Sings reviews
Tyrell has been going to the roof a lot. What has he been doing up there?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Complete