Hermione 'DB' Granger
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Joined 04-24-03, id: 374642
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.
The 'DB' stands for 'Divination Bites'.

So a little bit about me - I'll keep it short to stop you glazing over...

Real name - like I'm gonna tell you!

Appearence - Hair; blonde, shorter now (and now layered - not that ne of my meanie freinds noticed!), always slightly wild,

Mood: Varies faster than I can change this, doy.

Hobbies - Writing fic (duh).

RPGing hence not having updated in forever

OMG - I haven't done ne thing on 'Servant' for so long I'd forgotten I'd created an OC till I was reading an old review alert! (I'm weeding my overfull hotmail account).

2ND SERVANT WILL BE UPDATED - As will everything. Blame the firsties (as said, RPGing is ruling my life)

OMG - I was looking at stuff, and I noticed I'd put LP/HP cos it was about them - eep, people coulda read that and thought the wrong thing...

that was the basics...
if i ever get round to writing any thing in it...

Some lovely quotes (see joey potter for some more);

'I love dealines. I love the wooshing noise they make as they fly by' Douglas Adams (we miss u!)

'Don't rain on my parade!' Who knows who said it 1st? It's just a classic!

Er... practically anything from HP books is good.

'Me fail English? That's unpossible!' Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons.

'Laugh and the whole world will look at you like you're slightly weird,
Cry and at least you might get some sympathy' Me. I thought that up!

Eep - I was just glancing over my poem - it's sh* isn't it? That's not a desperate fish for compliments, I'm geniunly insecure!

I LOVE BILL WEASLEY - HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!! (joke poetry coming soon). *sigh* I love him...


ok - I keep going on about this RPG site, in case people are wondering (and becasue I promised to plug it like crazy) it's
ok, when I find good quotes on the site, I will put them here (well, after the end of this run on sentence) and you won't understand what they mean, unless you go to the site (d'you see what I did there?)

"...saying they hate each other's like saying 'Gee, Plato sure loves to stare out that window'!" Hanged Hermia

oh... Bane the Pain must have said something good (even if it was evil...)

'He stopped and smirked. Dobbs may frighten him, but not enough to get a real answer out of him. "Because," he said lazily leaning back in his chair, "the school board couldn't come up with anything worthwhile to take up our time so they gave us this class as busy work?"' Bane Sorenson's answer to why they have to study theories and concepts, to the teacher of said lesson...

'She looked up and saw, just out of reach, a racoon playing with a very familiar slender stick of wood. She swore under her breath.
"Why do these kinds of things always happen to me?" she muttered as, with no wand, she was forced to resort to making silly kissy noises at the racoon to try and entice it close enough so she could snatch back her wand (and then blast the damn thing out the window).' Prof Strix - most of the racoon bit is funny.

'"Fine, mirror, mirror on the wall who's the hottest guy in this hall?"
"NOT YOU!" the mirror yelled and suddenly the glass turned black and Bane could no longer see his reflection.
"Stupid piece of glass," he muttered as he walked away.
"I heard that!" the mirror shot back.' Bane Sorenson bashing his own ego (!)

'"Oh, just curious," Derry replied. But he reached for his wand anyway. He couldn't really cast much yet, but his father had taught him a few hexes that he might find useful. Though what turning a hungry creature bright yellow would accomplish was not really a point he wanted to think about too carefully. He had a wand. That was good enough.' Derry Pierce on wild animals

'"Besides, if worse comes to shove, we can always run screaming for our lives while thinking up some elaborate, creative plan to save ourselves. The only perk to that is that we'll get some decent exercise." ' Raina Silver, also on wild things.

ok, the address may have got lost in the ramble, so I'll put it agin to close with


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Bad Apples by november shivers reviews
950 words. Apples after graduation. Oneshot, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Another Auld Lang Syne by Claire CM reviews
Ten years after the final battle, two members of the Order of The Phoenix reunite. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Most Revealing Photograph by Archaic Angel reviews
While going through Sirius's old belongings, Remus Lupin finds a photograph that forces him to recall a memory and discover a truth he hadn't believed existed. OneShot RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Thunder Rolls by LostBlackRoses reviews
Their love was never meant to live. It was never meant to be either. But some things aren't always controllable. But death can be. And Hermione knew that she would be the Angel of Death tonight. SPELL USED THAT IS SLIGHT SPOILER FOR BOOK 6!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Brethren of Ares by CatalinaWineMixer reviews
Pre HBP. Complete. Harry's newfound selfpity and complete denial puzzles and throws off his friends. However, they're all distracted when a new mystery unfolds the hardest one yet, as the three begin to see something only they can see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,385 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
A New Beginning by Delie reviews
Sirius is free and goes in search of someone he thought he had lost forever.FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,028 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Sirius B.
Purplehaired and Invisible by M. D. Jensen reviews
2ndyear Tonks' lusting after Gryffindor Prefect Remus, as seen from the eyes of her best friend Jaeni.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2003 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Dangerous Memories by Delie reviews
Harry accidently finds himself in Lupins past where he meets some very special people and discovers a terrible secret**FINISHED!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Rider Within by Caya reviews
A vignette. Hermione sets out to help a ghost, but things don't turn out quite as planned. Weirdness warning !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Punk and The Prep by Laugh Out Loud1 reviews
What happens when you mix up a punk rock Lily, and a preppy JAmes together, it only spells one thing DISASTER! Please R&R PG-13 for swearing and just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I Follow the Night by Tahiri Solo reviews
A complicated (at least, it WILL be complicated) story that takes place during their 5th year. Includes Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, and yes, Lupin gets a girl. :) ~CHAPTER SEVEN ADDED~
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Remus L.
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What does Shakespeare know, anyway? reviews
Ron attempts to rewrite a sonnet for Hermione. Trouble is... he sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Ron W.
All in a Row reviews
After the final battle, the one remaining Weasley child counts their losses. Sounds familiar? There's a twist. It's one of those things like the Matrix which you understand best once you reach the end, so if you get confused, you're probably on the right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005
Harry Potter and the 2nd Servant reviews
A first attempt at a fic, by someone who has matured a great deal since. If you like poorly written melodrama, with a MarySue, which will never be finished, please... Be my guest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,831 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003
Curse the Sight: the Diary of Bill Weasley reviews
Bill's diary sigh. Charlie is a seer and it's getting annoying for Bill... you can't select 'Bill' as primary character humph! Ship BWOC hmm... wonder who that could be.... Funny and quite light hearted.... for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
My first thoughts in the Mourning reviews
A poem in honour of the one who died in OOTP (so, spoilers). I can't really say much more, I can't believe they're really gone, and this is one of the few waysI can pay tribute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2003
Too Close for Comfort reviews
Rated PG cos of theme, not content. Can't say too much without giving it away. About LilyJames but mainly Lily and Harry. I'm told it's very good... Hm. NB this is a one off fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
The Exceedingly Random Songfic of R Weasley and H reviews
I don't know what inspired / posessed me to write this. It is song fic with no specified tune and rather a lot of rambling footnotes. If your an R/HG shipper, u will luv it. U might even if u aren't. V. Random and sorry the duck got dismembered. Excuse al
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Harry Potter Beatles Anthology reviews
Beatles tunes, Harry Potter lyrics -what could be funner than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003
Bohemian Rhapsody Harry Potter stlyee reviews
Probably one of the weirder thing you'll eva read. Similar in parts to others Boraps yes, there are more nutters out there but written before I read thiers. Borap just fits HP well. Covers H's feelings bout LJ's deaths, quite sad for a parody. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Harry P.
Yule Ball Loving' Say no more reviews
To tune of 'Summer Loving' (tell me more).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2003
Quidditch Chick reviews
Based on Sk8er boy but about a quidditch chick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003
There are worse things I could do reviews
To the tune of same title from 'Grease.' I think it's quite funny but then I wrote it let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Hermione G.