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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Walking Dead, and South Park.

I'm Rachel and I'm a Potterhead, a wallflower, a Supernaturalist, a Walking Dead junkie, a Directioner, a greaser and a die-hard South Park fan. How much cooler can I be?

Couples I *love:

Scorpius/Albus (Harry Potter)

Dean/Castiel (Supernatural)

Stan/Kyle (South Park)

Sherlock/John (Sherlock)

Couples I like:

Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Draco/Astoria (Harry Potter)

Craig/Tweek (South Park)

Couples I hate:

Draco/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Neville/Luna (Harry Potter)

Kyle/Cartman (South Park)

Scorpius/Lily (Harry Potter)

I bet that J. K. Rowling taught me more through Harry Potter than Stephanie Meyer taught you throughTwilight. And if you think differently, then I want someone to prove me wrong. Not that I'm bashingTwilight here, but I would love to see exactly why everyone loves it so much.

As competition goes, I'm also curious as to how the Tributes (The Hunger Games fans, for those of you who don't know by now) will respond to this. I can think of a few life lessons, but I'm still interested as to how many some of you can think up.

1) Just because a person looks nice does not mean that they are. I found this out by the Dursley family.
2) Yes, they may be wealthy, and even famous, but that does not mean that they are necessarily spoiled. I found this out by the protagonist, Harry Potter.
3) The "kiss-ass" in your class is probably like that because he or she has a lot of pressure from her parents or guardians to do well in school--well, either that, or they want to make it very high-up in life. OR, it could be that they simply have insecurities that they really need to work on. I found this out by Hermione Granger.
4) Everyone has the unique ability to be redeemed. I found this out by several characters, but three of the most prevailing are Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Dudley Dursley.
5) If humanity does not show a person love, then he or she will find it difficult to give a reason to show humanity love. I found this out by Tom Riddle, Jr., also known as Voldemort.
6) Just because a person may be from a different race than you does not make them a bad person. I found this out by all the Muggle-borns in the Potter universe.
7) Just because a person comes from a decidedly despicable family does not make him or her despicable themselves. I found this out by Sirius Black.
8) Everyone makes mistakes. I found this out by Regulus Black and Severus Snape.
9) Just because a person isn't very wealthy does not mean that they are incompetent. I found this out by the entire Weasley family.
10) Just because a person is affiliated with a certain group of people does not make them bad. I found this out from Narcissa and Draco Malfoy, and Severus Snape.
11) Just because a person is ambitious does not mean that they're stupid. I found this out from Percy Weasley.
12) People with mental disorders should not be treated with disrespect. I found this out from Remus Lupin.
13) All humans are human. I found this out from Albus Dumbledore.
14) Strict does not equal mean. I learned this from Minerva McGonagall.
15) If they're jumpy, then it's more than likely that they've experienced something traumatic. I found this out from Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody.
16) Even though he's a bully, it doesn't mean that he's completely horrible. I found this out from James Potter.
17) You may think that kid's being evil, but in reality, they're working for good. I found this out from Crookshanks.
18) Just because a person doesn't intervene in something wrong does not mean that they are bad people. I found this out from Remus Lupin.
19) Generally, mothers care about you. I found this out from Molly Weasley.
20) Friendship really can last forever. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger taught me that.
21) The person who looks fluffy on the outside may not be so nice on the inside. I found this out from Dolores Umbridge.
22) People may treat you wonderfully if they know nothing bad of you. And if they do dig up some dirt, then they will treat you like scum. I found this out from Cornelius Fudge.
23) Just because something is the law does not make it right. I found this out from the British Ministry of Magic.
24) You should always fight for what's right. I found this out from the Defense Association, or "Dumbledore's Army."
25) Just because a child has grown up roughly does not mean that they should be subjected to all things that adults are. I found this out from Harry Potter.
26) Love is love, and it comes between all sexes. Albus Dumbledore taught me that.
27) Love is love, and it comes between all ages. Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks taught me that.
28) Always remember: "Innocent until proven guilty." Sirius Black taught me that.
29) If the love the love is pure, then it may last forever. Severus Snape taught me that.
30) Pet-lovers aren't all annoying. Rubeus Hagrid taught me that.
31) There are frauds everywhere and in every field. Trelawney taught me that.
32) Love beats everything. J. K. Rowling taught me that.
33) Dreams are important. Trelawney taught me that.
34) Everyone can set aside their differences to help one another. Harry Potter taught me that.
35) I now have an idea of what clinical depression feels like. Dementors taught me that.
36) Abuse can do a lot of harm to a person--or thing. Dobby taught me that.
37) Drunks aren't necessarily the greatest people to hang around. J. K. Rowling taught me that.
38) No one is invincible in war. J. K. Rowling taught me that.
39) Not just people, but "creatures" can change, too. Kreacher taught me that.
40) Fame isn't all fun and games. Harry Potter taught me that.
41) Loyalty is so very, very important. J. K. Rowling taught me that.
42) Even our closest friends can get mad at us. Ron Weasley taught me that.
43) We can do anything with courage. Gryffindors taught me that.
44) We can do anything with a ready mind. Ravenclaws taught me that.
45) Sometimes, justice is the key to self-satisfying success. Hufflepuffs taught me that.
46) You should never treat yourself without respect. Slytherins taught me that.
47) Sexism is wrong. J. K. Rowling and her army of female characters taught me that.
48) Boyfriends and girlfriends aren't always worth it. Albus Dumbledore taught me that.
49) Being strange isn't being horrible. Luna Lovegood taught me that.
50) Anyone can break a tradition. Sirius Black taught me that
51) The ones we love never really leave us. Albus Dumbledore taught me that.
52) Parents should be prepared to die for their children. James and Lily Potter taught me that.
53) The poor should be shown respect. It does not mean that they are lazy. The Weasley family taught me that.
54) Age is not a factor. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Albus Dumbledore taught me that.
55) There are things that are just impossible to heal from. Harry Potter and Teddy Lupin taught me that.
56) Just because a person is wealthy does not mean that they are fantastic. The Malfoy family taught me that.
57) The loser can become the hero. Neville Longbottom taught me that.
58) Always believe in yourself. With that belief, you will go far. Ron Weasley taught me that.
59) Just because they act stupid doesn't mean that they are. Fred and George Weasley taught me that.
60) Even those who are not necessarily alike to everyone else can fit in. Dean Thomas taught me that.
62) Sometimes, if we do nothing but dwell on the past, we sort of get stuck in it. Sirius Black taught me that.
63) Just because you belong to a group of people who are traditionally famed for hating everything that is supposed to be "less" than "pure," does not mean that you necessarily treat those "lesser" beings with disgust. Horace Slughorn taught me that.
64) Hell, some things are just worth dying for. J. K. Rowling taught me that.
65) Life without love? You might as well just go ahead and kill yourself, amigo. Tom Riddle, Jr., taught me that.
66) Most of the time your judgments are wrong. Severus Snape taught me that.
67) Fear is the one and only thing we should be afraid of. Harry Potter taught me that.
68) Just because you think something is attractive does not mean that everyone does. Rubeus Hagrid taught me that.
69) Be tough. Be smart. Be strong. Ginny Weasley taught me that.
70) Courage means standing up for what you think is right. Neville Longbottom taught me that.
71) Be thankful for whatever freedom you possess. Dobby taught me that.
72) Laughter is one of the best medicines. Fred and George Weasley taught me that.
73) A world without imagine would suck! The Dursleys taught me that.
74) Sometimes the cat dodges the kill of curiosity. Arthur Weasley taught me that.
75) Ask yourself what's more important: appearance, or personality. If you answered with the former, then you, my dear friend, are an absolutely IDIOT! Fleur Delacour taught me that.
76) Appearance isn't everything. Nyphadora Tonks taught me that.
77) Death isn't what we must fear. Nicolas Flamel taught me that.
78) Everyone has feelings. Draco Malfoy taught me that.
79) No matter what, there will always be a way to overcome your demons. Remus Lupin taught me that.
80) Friends are there for you, so don't fuck it up. Peter Pettigrew taught me that.
81) Love is love, and it comes between all races. George and Angelina taught me that.

THE REVIEW REVOLUTION

I, dietcocacola101, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution!

Everyone should join it-because its sad when you look at your stats and you have 50 hits, but no reviews! You know how I feel!

If you support the review revolution, copy & paste this into your profile.

Now the mindless drabble that comes along with a profile...skip to the bottom unless you're interested...

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Tonks
When someone is hyper

I Promise to have Constant Viligance
For Mad-Eye's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)
For Moody’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

I Promise to remember Dobby,
The house elf who died free

I Promise to remember Luna
When I don't care what people think of me

I Promise to remember Seamus
When thing go wrong, but I still persevere

I Promise to remember the Dursley's
When my parents still deny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.

I Promise to remember Snape
When my heart fills with remorse

I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

And when they ask, "After all this time?"
I'll reply, "Always."

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

Homophobia and you: Stop the hate and spread the love

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through out the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one's, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid having the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an un-fit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn too because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died because the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they found out I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving christian parents he loves another male.
I am the one who cannot accept Himself/Herself!

I feel infinite.

-Rachel

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How It Came To Be by heartlessromantic667 reviews
The Zen Master has a story of his own, one that has never been told. Starting with age seven, this is the life and experiences that sculpted Steven Hyde into the calm, cool and zen guy he is. Full summary inside with warnings. Rating T-M
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 371,145 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Steven H.
Want Need Love Take by ShovelChin reviews
Stan progressively becomes more ill as he struggles with his emotions for Gary that he doesn't know what to do with.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
AU. "I...need your help. My boyfriend - Wallabee Beetles - has been framed." What at first appears to be a simple case to Hoagie Gilligan quickly turns out to be a lot more complex than he originally thought. With a whole lot of suspects, raging hormones, and some surprising twists, what's teenage boy detective to do? 2/5, 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5
Red Bull by evilexboyfriend reviews
Red Bull gives you wings. Cas has got himself into a bit of a sticky situation and Dean can't seem to take it seriously. PURE CRACK and shamelessly fluffy Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Every Malfoy's Weakness by roardenasaur reviews
A small window into the lives of three generations of Malfoy and Weasley hatred. One-sided Lucius/Molly, Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Astoria, Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Destiel, Actually by Cuboid reviews
Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All Right, This One's For All The Marbles by Percentile reviews
And we thought the crazy would end once we left South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Seasonal by cloverhand reviews
Willow's been in four relationships in her life, one for each season. Willow-centric. Post S7, S8 is irrelevant. A set of four 100-word seasonal drabbles. Willow/Tara, Willow/Kennedy, Willow/Xander, and Willow/Oz.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Willow R. - Complete
Bottle Caps by Plinkoid reviews
More than anything else, Kyle can recognise the bottle caps produced from Stan's drinking. He recognises their weight, their colour, their shape… And he desperately wants to wish the compulsive habit of picking them up away. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Tough Guy by coffee shop poet reviews
A waitress working the early morning shift at Johnie's Coffee Shop encounters Mr. Orange. A conversation over coffee and towers of liquid creamer packets ensues.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Carnival by Percentile reviews
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,180 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cataclysmic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
US Route 285 by Percentile reviews
Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,955 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
No One Ever Said That Life Was Fair by Percentile reviews
"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Talk by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
Harry and Ginny decide that it's time to give Albus 'The Talk'... Well, one to build on the talk they gave whilst under the impression that he was heterosexual. Scorpius/Albus S. Harry/Ginny. ONESHOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
I'm Not Going to Think About Him by damn expensive eggs reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
iAm Reckless by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Samantha Puckett is reckless. Oneshot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Father & Son by shelaughs reviews
A terrified Scorpius screams in the middle of the night. Draco must deal with the nightmares and the "monsters under the bed... and in the closet." Oneshot, post HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Taking a Page From the Gnomes' Book by Seaouryou reviews
Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Vengeance is Mine, Sayeth the Lord reviews
Kenny is dead. A sticky note on his chest has four names on it: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick. Kenny's name is crossed out. The other three are fair game. One question remains: who is singlehandedly destroying the boys' lives? Read and find out. Eventual Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Adventures of Uber Pussy and Detective Sandy Vagina reviews
Twenty one-shots about the notorious Super Best Friends. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Lost and Found reviews
Albus Potter was kidnapped when he was thirteen and Harry never stopped searching for him. Six years later, Harry gets a call from Albus who asks to be brought home. Albus's family is happy to have him home and he's happy to be home but Harry thinks that Al isn't as okay as he seems. Harry makes it his mission to find out what Al is hiding about what happened during those six years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Harry P., Albus S. P.
Promised reviews
AU Nothing unusual ever happens in South Park because the small town, like the rest of the world, is controlled by a strict government that chooses each person's house, job, and even who they are married to. The marriage process is called the Promising. Stan never questioned his way of life until he gets promised to Kyle, who opens his eyes and tempts him to rebel. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright reviews
Join Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, and a few friends they pick up along the way, on their seven yearlong journey at Hogwarts. Teenagers flirt, fight, and fall in love and you get a front row seat for all of it. Scorpius/Rose, Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,264 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Journal of Albus Severus Potter reviews
When his mum buys him a journal, Albus has no intention of writing in it. But being a shy, socially awkward fourteen-year-old who is also questioning his sexuality has made him feel more alone than ever, and his new journal may be the only thing he has to confide in as he experiences the ups and downs of dating, drama, and growing up. Albus/Scorpius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,338 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Torn and Frayed reviews
A cheater named Naomi, an abuser named Jim, and a girl named Kelly were all involved in the events that resulted in Scorpius Malfoy attending 10 therapy sessions with Albus Potter to keep custody of his children. Albus is captivated as he learns about Scorpius's life, but unable to act because dating patients isn't allowed. What happens when the 10 sessions are up is anyone's guess
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Life and Lies of Daryl Dixon reviews
Daryl is a complex character, we all know that. He's sweet and then he's not. He goes from a socially awkward, racist, squirrel-eating redneck to one of the group's most relied-on members. But how did Daryl get to become that socially awkward, racist, squirrel-eating redneck? Daryl has a back story of his very own, the story of why he is how he is.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Daryl D.
It's That Time of the Month Again reviews
I, Scorpius Malfoy, am a werewolf. And it sucks. Especially when I wolf out and accidentally kill a student at my school and am now on the run with my best friend who happens to be my crush who happens to be Albus Potter. What's even worse is that he's always fussing over me in close quarters. Hmm, on second thought, this isn't so bad after all. Albus/Scorpius slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
The Love Shack reviews
James didn't want to but he had no choice. After losing your job, you don't have a whole lot of options. That's how James Potter ended up living in an apartment with his brother, along with Albus's boyfriend, Scorpius Malfoy. Problem? James and Scorpius couldn't detest each other more. Not to mention that other family members have decided that they want to move in, too. AS/S slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm -- Wizards? reviews
When Albus Potter receives a certain book about charming witches from his older brother, he is sure that he will have no use for it because he secretly fancies wizards. But then he realizes that boys and girls aren't so very different, and this book might be the only chance he has to winning his best friend's heart. AS/S slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Scorpius's Bath reviews
Draco has to take care of five-year-old Scorpius while Astoria is away on business, which Draco thinks is easy enough. But he is proved wrong when getting Scorpius to take a bath proves to be a more difficult task than he expected. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete