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Author has written 6 stories for Malcolm in the Middle, 100, Game of Thrones, and South Park.

Rachel, 20, she/her, aspiring writer

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How It Came To Be by heartlessromantic667 reviews
The Zen Master has a story of his own, one that has never been told. Starting with age seven, this is the life and experiences that sculpted Steven Hyde into the calm, cool and zen guy he is. Full summary inside with warnings. Rating T-M
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 371,145 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Steven H.
Want Need Love Take by ShovelChin reviews
Stan progressively becomes more ill as he struggles with his emotions for Gary that he doesn't know what to do with.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
AU. "I...need your help. My boyfriend - Wallabee Beetles - has been framed." What at first appears to be a simple case to Hoagie Gilligan quickly turns out to be a lot more complex than he originally thought. With a whole lot of suspects, raging hormones, and some surprising twists, what's teenage boy detective to do? 2/5, 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5
Red Bull by evilexboyfriend reviews
Red Bull gives you wings. Cas has got himself into a bit of a sticky situation and Dean can't seem to take it seriously. PURE CRACK and shamelessly fluffy Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Every Malfoy's Weakness by roardenasaur reviews
A small window into the lives of three generations of Malfoy and Weasley hatred. One-sided Lucius/Molly, Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Astoria, Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Destiel, Actually by Cuboid reviews
Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
All Right, This One's For All The Marbles by Percentile reviews
And we thought the crazy would end once we left South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Seasonal by cloverhand reviews
Willow's been in four relationships in her life, one for each season. Willow-centric. Post S7, S8 is irrelevant. A set of four 100-word seasonal drabbles. Willow/Tara, Willow/Kennedy, Willow/Xander, and Willow/Oz.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Willow R. - Complete
Tough Guy by coffee shop poet reviews
A waitress working the early morning shift at Johnie's Coffee Shop encounters Mr. Orange. A conversation over coffee and towers of liquid creamer packets ensues.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Carnival by Percentile reviews
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,180 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cataclysmic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
US Route 285 by Percentile reviews
Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,955 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
No One Ever Said That Life Was Fair by Percentile reviews
"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Talk by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
Harry and Ginny decide that it's time to give Albus 'The Talk'... Well, one to build on the talk they gave whilst under the impression that he was heterosexual. Scorpius/Albus S. Harry/Ginny. ONESHOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Jackie Burkhart's Diary by HydeLuver reviews
Go through a journey of growth, love and heartbreak as Jackie Burkhart takes us through her life via diary entries. *There will be an entry for every episode on the show yup! 200 entries
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 67,141 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jackie B. - Complete
I'm Not Going to Think About Him by damn expensive eggs reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
iAm Reckless by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Samantha Puckett is reckless. Oneshot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Father & Son by shelaughs reviews
A terrified Scorpius screams in the middle of the night. Draco must deal with the nightmares and the "monsters under the bed... and in the closet." Oneshot, post HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Taking a Page From the Gnomes' Book by Seaouryou reviews
Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Pandemic 3: Revenge of the Guinea Pirate reviews
Craig's guinea pig goes missing and he must travel back to Peru to rescue him. A Craig/Tweek one-shot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Theon Greyjoy! the Musical reviews
Theon Greyjoy's book storyline told as it's meant to be - a comedy...with songs.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Theon G. - Complete
Invitation Long Overdue
Raven asks Murphy for help guarding Finn with an ulterior motive, but isn't as okay with it as she would like to be.
100 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Published: 3/24 - Raven R., J. Murphy - Complete
Are You There, God? It's Me, John Murphy, and I'm Hopeless
After his rape by Ontari, John Murphy feels alone and turns to an unlikely source for help - God.
100 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24 - J. Murphy - Complete
Devastated reviews
Reese has been devastated at least five times. His family deals with his clinical depression the best they can.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Malcom, Reese, Lois, Dewey - Complete
Prom Night
Lois is secretly dating her sister Susan's boyfriend Hal and, come prom night, they find themselves fighting teenage hormones with Susan in the house. A Hal/Lois one-shot.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Published: 3/24 - Lois, Hal - Complete