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Joined 04-24-03, id: 374811
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Hi, it's the Gm. For all you who are wondering, Gm is not my real name. My real name is #@ƒ±*Ä. Uh-oh, that didn't come through...
Oh well.

Okay, I have a bone to pick with you guys. If you want to talk to me about a review I wrote or something like that, do NOT USE THE REVIEW BOX. E-MAIL ME!!!! I love getting e-mails, whether it is a flame or not, and will respond ASAP.

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE OPRESSION FANFICTION.NET IS PUTTING YOU UNDER??? If you have any stories that took off ot won't let on, go to the above website where there is NO rules of what to be let on! Don't let ruin all of your fanfiction experences! On my home page is links to all the stories that won't host, like interactive stories (Letters to Draco) and bloopers. Visit and enjoy!!

Ya know what? I am experencing terrible writers block right now, so that's the reason for both Harry and Jerry and The POTC Christmas. But, unlike Harry and Jerry, I think the POTC Christmas might be able to go somewhere! w00t! Go me!

For me offical fanfic discussion site, go to

I have a pet monkey named Bo, and he helps me write. If you don't like my stories, Bo will through feces at you.

I don't know what exactly to put in here, so if you have a question for me, e-mail me @

Don't be dirty, and write me fan-mail!
~Gm and Bo the Wonder Monkey

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Quarantine by KAOS reviews
UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Snake Healer: The Malfoy Muggle Lover by Noratav reviews
Harry is rescued from Privet Drive and is sent to live at Malfoy Manor. How will he cope? And how will he react when Lucius is revealed to be his father? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,019 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter & The No Slash Fanfic by Universal Blue reviews
Featuring: Drunk!Draco, a Wandering Trio, Voldemort, a Feline-Frog, and Discworld's Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Draco M., Voldemort
Julia's End by Thought Monger reviews
What ever happened to Julia in the dread Ministry of Love. Read of her tragic encounter, and how the Ministtry crushed her soul.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2003
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Of All the Rotten Luck reviews
When Hermione's parents go away to Italy for the summer, Hermione gets left behind with the most unlikley of families. She begins to see another side of one she hated most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Collected Stories of Jack: A Christmas Story reviews
Pirate Christmas songs, poems, and short stories. Two years later, and I'm still updating!Rating went up due to the gravity of the eunuch jokes. :3
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 12/8/2003
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