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Joined 02-22-12, id: 3748271, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Most of my stories are currently... I dont want to say on hiatus... On hold for the moment! I WILL finish them because I hate leaving things unfinished.

I just need time.

Those stories include:

Akatsuki vs Froggy
Itachis Diary of Doom (Now completed!)
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha
Divided Rivers

etc etc...

Despite what anyone else will ever think, I cannot be killed but with fire.

What if there are no time travellers from the future because we have no future? D:


Things I've learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh!:

Egypatin guys like taking of their shirts or just choose not to wear them period.

British guys...don't take of their shirts. Huh, I wonder why...

Hikari's are always super cute, some even to the point of being hot.

Yami's are usaully the hot ones, with a couple exceptions.

Motorcycles= best way to travel.

Egypatins were bad at math. Example: they sacraficed 99 people, but only got 7 pieces of gold.

Be careful who you make have a grudge against you; that grudge could last forever.

A hurricane 300,000 miles in diameter heading for a heavily populate area is nothing to get worried about.

The military would prefer High School students to fight against crazed psychos and save the world instead of them.

(From the manga) Firefighters in Japan can't save you from a burning building if there's a fire in the way.

If a fat guy suddenly get's fatter and starts to float, hop on his back and take him out for a spin.

If you've figured out you can fly, don't tell your friends and just do it. It's fun to see their reactions.

Tea is a B*EEP

Things I learned from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged:

No one can beat Brooklyn Rage.

Duke has a theme song.

Grandpa Mutou is having an affair with Black Luster Soldier (Who, if anyone has noticed, Yami Yugi cosplays as in one of the episodes. That's...kind of creepy, isn't it?)

Shadi is racist

Friendship can do anything

Mako is a Freaky Fish Guy

Yugi is not a baby panda (which still shocks me)

Malik is Kira. I mean Marik.

Yami Yugi's power doesn't come from his leather pants but from his leather shoes.

Tristan's voice gives him super strength.

Ryo's not gay, he's british.

Yami bakura's not British, he's gay.

Zorc and Pals is an excellent show.

Odion likes Gummi Bears.

Kaiba can screw the rules because he has money, and green hair.

Anubis is a fail villain. He has too many muscles.

Mai's boobs are real...never mind. I don't believe that.

Yami Yugi can kill milkshakes and send them to milkshake prison.

Trsiatan's name is now Tristan "Timothy" Taylor.

Slifer is an executive producer.

Tea is a B*EEP.

Things I've learned from reading Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction:

JoeyxKaiba is really popular to write about, but really creepy.

Any horrible and vicious disease you can think of, Yugi's gotten it.

People really like reading Yaoi

Killing Yugi or at least putting him through extreme pain is fun, but makes you feel super guilty.

Having a yami is totally normal and cool.

Tea is a B*EEP.

"The rich and powerfule love to talk about "Justice!" The right to punish those you fear...to kill those you hate...and call it execution, not murder! Is that really Justice? Or is that Evil? What you really fear is your enemy's idea of Justice! No one can truly draw the line between Just and Unjust, Good and Evil.

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The Princess and the Dragon by Kohaku no Hime reviews
In which an unusual princess has to deal with dragons, enchantments, and combinations thereof. AU, eventual Polarshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 268,306 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [K. Jounouchi, Mai K.]
This is why Ninjas don't have Internet by insomniasucks reviews
Everyone just really hates each other. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Playing Card Games Is Just Like Making Love by ChaosRocket reviews
Marik is about to enter a new Duel Monsters tournament when Bakura comes back and changes everything. Post-canon, Thiefshipping. Co-written with Taemanaku aka Individually Packaged.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,844 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Stripes on Spots by CraftyLion reviews
Marik has developed a new EVIL PLAN to destroy Yugi. It involves stripes, spots, and dresses.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Taboo by Savy15012 reviews
When the Thief King goes on his toughest mission yet he might not make it back out in one piece. Gemshipping Ryou x Theif King
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Thief Bakura, R. Bakura
Kismet by RedShadowThief reviews
The final installment in my Haunted/Fragments trilogy. Stunning conclusion to the love story between Ryou and Reiko and, most importantly, Ryou's road to adulthood and finding himself. Ryou B. x OC/Seto K. x OC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - R. Bakura, Seto K., OC - Complete
Shifting Sands by CraftyLion reviews
Fragmented sequel of Hasina; Bakura has his queen, and now all that's left to do is go on continuous adventures. Side quest: saving their son Rating set mostly for language; may go up, depending on future chapters
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Thief Bakura
Hit and Run by Black Shadow Dealer reviews
Ryou and Yami Bakura watch The Return of the King, and Yami Bakura gets a little out of hand... Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Bloodbirds by phrosty-chan reviews
Bakura is being tortured to death by Melvin, who tells him Marik has left him. Oneshot. Thiefshipping/Psychoshipping. Rated T for blood.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Kura by Kurai-onii reviews
Bakura is a demon who just wanted to be left alone, so when Lord Pegasus moves all the fairytale creatures onto his land he is forced to set of on an adventure with the increasingly annoying Yami and Marik to rescue the Prince Ryou, but Ryou has a secret. And Bakura may be developing feelings for a certain someone. BxR, YYxY, MxM. Yaoi! Rated for language. Based of Shrek.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Holding On by candyazngirl reviews
Sequel to A New Life. After dealing with the ordeal with Zorc, Bakura is stuck in a 4-year-old body, sharing it with Akefia, who has a mind of a child. He is forced to live with Ryou. Truthfully, everything wasn't too bad until Yugi and Marik invaded their privacy... Rated for: Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping, Puzzleshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
The Konoha Bar by rhcpftw reviews
A normal day in the Ninja Bar. Here we see our favorite characters getting drunk and getting into heated arguments with one another. What madness will ensue here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Kismet by CraftyLion reviews
Kismet means destiny, or fate. When you throw an innocent, average boy between two families with an age old vendetta, there's got to be some fate at work. Mostly focuses on the three Bakuras and the two Mariks.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
Dark by CraftyLion reviews
Because don't you know? The Dark is kinder, safer, better than the Light. Experimental snippet. Genre?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/26/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Itachi snaps by LuvLotsHana reviews
We all know Itachi, he's calm, patient, gental. The Akatsuki push him too far and he finally snaps. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Curiosity by Judgement-of-Jashin reviews
Deidara's inquisitive nature has landed him in a whole world of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Madara U.
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Taking danna's soda by mysteriousbutterfly28 reviews
This is what happens when I'm up at. 12:22 in the morning. Just read you'll probably like it. Or not. Anyhow if you do read rate and review. Summary: dei-kun takes his danna's soda and figures out one thing: he should do this more often
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Wack a Deidara day! Tobi's Installment by LadyXNexus reviews
The Akatsuki has run out of money.To sort out this problem,Pein decides to allow a Television crew into the base to televise a unique day: 'Wack a Deidara Day'.And Deidara's opponent:the lovable Tobi.Warning:Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012
A New Story by EgyptianSoul.88 reviews
Rain is just a normal teenager until her and her friend Anna are thrust into another world that they never knew existed. Lessons are learned, an ancient love is found again, and danger is around every corner. Not good at summaries, enjoy! Yami Bakura/OC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,228 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Yami Bakura
Snapshot by CraftyLion reviews
The boys are getting ready for a photoshoot. With a couple egotistic members, there's bound to be some friction. Lame title is Lame. All Bakuras and all Mariks are involved! I feel like this should have a higher rating ...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Porcupine by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
"Once upon a time, there was a porcupine."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Yami Marik, R. Bakura - Complete
Taxi Service by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
Through months of rigorous experimentation, Ryou discovered that his biggest pet peeve was people knocking on the door of his apartment at three in the morning. Ryou/Bakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/5/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
It's a Duck by CraftyLion reviews
"If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably a psychotic little bitch."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Forty two by SapphireRivulet reviews
Sasuke and Naruto ponder life's mysteries. In the midst of a battlefield. Whilst high on weed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suicidal Love by Animefreak00910 reviews
Hidan from Naruto with my OC. Is there more about Jashinism? Are there special powers behind it? Just so you know, I don't own Naruto but my OC. Please give me some reviews or tips. Thanks. Rated M for Hidan's swearing and future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 110 - Words: 216,922 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Day Care by Marikshipper reviews
Akefia has to take his little brothers to day care...What happens when he finds out that his crush works there? Yaoi...Citronshipping...Rated T for suggestive themes...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Thief Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Vegeta tries to pwn YGO by SpangleBangle reviews
Cracky fun. What happens when Vegeta and Nappa visit Earth this time? Set in the Abridged worlds created by LittleKuriboh and TeamFourStar. I own nothing. Rated for bad language.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Vegeta, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Muse by Ellyphant reviews
She promised to be his forever, as long as he spared her sisters life. Now she is the inspiration for his art, she is what he fights for. She is his muse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Mixed Emotions: An Uchiha Brothers Love Triangle by Ninja Dee reviews
ItachixOCxSasuke. Mitsuki was an orphan that became their own little sister. But the feelings they grow for her are far from sibling love. Sasuke fell for her first as a childhood love. Itachi later sees her as a woman. Love has never been so complicated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,954 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ma'at by Doubleplusgoodduckspeaker reviews
I only take to restore the balance from what has been taken from me. Gemshipping, Casteshipping, Heartshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/15/2011 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura - Complete
Hidan's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Warped Imaginings of a Delusional Child by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
I see him, hear him, but then the lights come on...and I always wonder if he's real, or just my imagination...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Fallacy Of Yelling by gonyonomaru reviews
Madara x OC One-shot! There were many suggestions that Madara's office should be moved farther away from everyone, but he claimed he wanted to be around people. "Why the hell are you in my office? Get out!" ...right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Izuna U., Madara U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hooray For One Shots! by Mysia Ri reviews
My one shot collection. Various kinds of shipping and pretty much whatever comes to mind. Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, Puppyshipping, Bronzeshipping... And featuring Chapter 22: My version of Marik's Back Story! And lots more madness!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 57,576 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009
The Little Book of Crack oOo Akatsuki Style oOo by gonyonomaru reviews
A small look into the lives of Akatsuki members, wow Tobi is more of a pain in the ass than I originally thought... poor, poor Akatsuki members.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
The Fifth Element by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
After befriending the band members of The Fifth Element, Tenten and her friends are dragged into the bands problems with a rival band causing a hell of trouble, as well as Neji's struggle with his uncle. NejiTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuSaku, ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,431 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Worst 24 Hours Ever by consumedbylove reviews
Ryou has always wished to be free of the spirit of the ring, but when he finally gets his wish will he discover life without the spirit can be more hectic then life with him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,930 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Heart of Explosions by Lepori reviews
For a long time, Deidara had only cared about himself. But when a new female member is forced to join the Akatsuki and be his new partner, a strange feeling begins to spark inside of him. T plus for suggestive themes & Hidan's colorful language. DeiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,936 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Deidara
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A list by tehbeastxx reviews
What's on this list? Especially when Hidan is the creator. Lots of swearing and...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
I Was Once Your Father by sunaprincess7 reviews
“Do you know what it’s like to grow up without a father, Sensei?” Shikamaru shook his head. “Well, I do. It isn’t all that great.” In which Shikamaru learns that he is less like Asuma than he once thought. Shikatema oneshot. Rated for language. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Ultimatum by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
Kisara's affair has become a dangerous one, and she is forced to choose between her husband, the Priest and right-hand of Pharaoh, Seto, or her lover the Thief King of Egypt. No matter what way she chooses, someone will end up hurt.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kisara, Thief Bakura - Complete
Pedal to the Metal: Egyptian Fury by Shantih reviews
Drivers Ed: PSYCHO STYLE! Bakura got a delivery job, but unfortunately doesn't know how to drive. Wanting to preserve his own sanity, Ryou solicits Yami's help...CHAOS ENSUES! RyouxYami, maybe YamixBakura. Mwahahaha! Read/Review! ...language warning...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,774 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura
YuGiOh! Fanfiction Meme by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
A collection of drabbles focused mainly on Ryou and Bakura. Written on a challenge. There are appr. 10 drabbles in this, each of a completely different nature, from humor to angst to romance, all in one! More explanation is inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Licking by Nika-Sensei reviews
A.U. It's the middle of class and Yami Bakura is hungry, the only thing around to entertain is Ryou... my first fanfiction sorry if summary sucks implied Tendershipping. Rated for safety
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Pause and Pretend by Pheleon reviews
The Pharaoh and the Thief returned. Now Ryo has to deal with a darker half who has no memories of the present, can't understand his language, and who wants to stand on the railing of their sixth story apartment during a thunderstorm. PostseriesAU, fluff
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Two Faced by Phate Phoenix reviews
YGOHMD Ryou Bakura thought it was only the flu. He was wrong. Now House and his team must figure out what is ailing the young Duelist, while trying to figure out if Ryou’s strange mood-swings are part of his symptoms or something else entirely...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Yami Bakura, G. House
Beautifully Insane by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
Insane people are always sure that they are fine." Ryou is a patient at an asylum for claiming that he has a demon living inside of him. After three long years he decides it's time he got out of The Institute, and the demon inside him couldn't agree more
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2009 - R. Bakura - Complete
Loveless: An Uchiha Itachi Love Story by Ninja Dee reviews
ItachixOC. The Kira-Rozu Mitsukai was their target, but Itachi found a young Kunoichi by the name of Saya. In her he found a companion, but he's not the only one. Who gets her heart? Has Itachi actually found someone he wishes was his and only his?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,395 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Child of Orochimaru and Itachi by Aiko of the Akatsuki reviews
Nothing but crack. This is my attempt at humor and what I believe would be the child of Orochimaru and Itachi...so...who IS their child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Itachi U.
Ichigo's Class on how to act in the living world by DragonAlter reviews
Ichigo is asked by the Soul Society to teach a class to the different squad members on how to act like a human in the living world, like on how to dress, how to act around other humans, how to get items, how to put the straw in your juice box, important s
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007
Mending by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
When Bakura was destroyed I became a shell of what I was, hiding my heart of broken glass. It took the strength of my friends to thaw that bitter encasement and begin mending the shattered pieces of my broken soul." Ryou's POV after Bakura was destroyed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - R. Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto Likes Me More by Abunai Himitsu reviews
Yamato learns something about Naruto that surprises him. This little tidbit of info has Kakashi a little on edge and very unhappy. The best part is, Naruto has no clue that his two favorite people have become romantic rivals. KakaNaru, YamaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,538 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Jashinist Wedding by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Difference Between Shadows and Darkness by Phate Phoenix reviews
YGOHP It's been weeks since the Fourth Year, where Harry Potter bravely stood against the Dark Lord, and failed to stop his return. Death Eaters and Master continue to plan in secret, one of which will not only alter the Order's lives, but several others…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,628 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., R. Bakura
Chocolate Rabbit by Living in a fantasy reviews
Mello doesn’t care how childish it is to wake Matt at five AM, he just wants his Easter chocolate.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
Ryou's dreams are his escape, his paradise. Unfortunately Bakura isn't willing to allow his Host even that small comfort...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
AccidentallyOnPurpose by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Slipping away from the group during a field trip, Sasori and Deidara are eager to snatch up some...erm...alone time. SasoDei oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Of Spiders and Slobs by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
Ryou is scared of spiders, but Bakura's not. Definitely not...or is he? My first REAL attempt at a humor-fic. Please have patience...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Suicide Note by Cinnamon Sweets reviews
...A storm is brewing. Itachi paused. "That sounded quite deep." Kakuzu nodded. "It was a very Itachi-like thing to say." "I might write that down." Itachi blinked, thinking for a second. "I'm sure I could say it sometime in the near future." Yaoi-bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidan and Kakuzu's Wonderful Adventure Like Thing by CloudsAreFluffie reviews
It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Debate by Computerfreak101 reviews
A trip to the bookstore leads Yuugi to find out that Bakura, of all people, is a Harry Potter fan. As the weeks to Book 7's release draws closer, so do they. Warnings include shouting, weirdness, and Bakura with a snake cane.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
Understanding by Bakura's Guardian Angel reviews
A day with Ryou and Bakura. Ryou must constantly stop the Spirit from breaking rules, cheating, and stealing, but Bakura doesn't really understand why.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Itachi's 'Because I got High' by DragonAlter reviews
Itachi explains that all his mistakes in life were because he got high
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Pharaoh's Corrupting Our Schools! by Sour Schuyler reviews
So says Yami Bakura, in his OOC Diary! Watch him tackle everything from Eminem, to stingy tomb keeper's in the rain, to girls! And watch as his brain cells rapidly deteriorate! RANDOMNESS IS FUN!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Yami Bakura
Operation: Splitting Up Team Annoyance by niver reviews
Itachi can't sleep at night, and it isn't because of nightmares or teenage hormones. It's because the most annoying Akatsuki pair ever, Sasori and Orochimaru, just won't shut up. /Orosaso if you squint/ /SERIOUSLY OOC CRACK/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Question Time Reload by Koneko Cain reviews
Yet more Question Time, because it wouldn't die. Marik, Bakura and Seto discover doujinshi, and Ryou tries to go on a date.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 2/4/2006
Skin & Bones by korinara reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Marik's Guide To Becoming A Sexual Conquistador by Her Sweetness reviews
To improve love lives and his financial predicament, Marik's coming out with a video on how to woo the opposite sex. With the help of his sarcastic cameraman Malik and his best friend Bakura, this is sure to be a best seller.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Yami Marik, Marik I.
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Cakes and Chocolates by FastForward reviews
Oneshot. Genma comes home from a busy day at work with nothing else in mind than sexing up Raidou, but that proves to be rather difficult if the other is hyper.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
The Amazing Narusasu Parody Fic by niver reviews
Naruto is seme. Sasuke is uke. High school stuff happens. NARUSASU FOREVER! /A Narusasu parody fic that any Sasunaru fan could enjoy/ /Narusasu fans that can't take a joke might hate this, those who can might not/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shout at the Devil 3 by Koneko Cain reviews
Conversations in the kitchen about Bakura's crazy, and failed attempts at being romantic without the cliches. SetoBakura, MalikOtogi MarikRyou. One shot sequel to SatD 2.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Yami Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Love for the Genma by FastForward reviews
Oneshot about Genma spying on Iruka and getting his ass kicked for it. And puppytalking.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Slither by Koneko Cain reviews
Seto and Yami Bakura find themselves trapped underground after an earthquake.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Yami Bakura, Seto K.
I Believe In The Sand Between My Toes by Her Sweetness reviews
The new Pharaoh of Egypt has a lot of problems. For one, he must find a way to tell his Advisor he's gay. Another, his cousin, Seth, leads a secret life as a dancer. And who is this Thief King and why is he robbing Atem's closet?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,645 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Atem, Thief Bakura - Complete
How To Annoy The Akatsuki by Heartaches-by-the-Number reviews
A long list of how to annoy the famous AKATSUKI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Leader! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarrassing ritual they know all too well.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Play With Me by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Stop If You Stop! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sound of Breaking by Computerfreak101 reviews
Sequel to No One Saves the Damned. Mai is the only Battle City finalist who hasn't been able to let go of the past. After waking up from yet another nightmare, she is visited by a much worse blast from the past: Bakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Yami Bakura, Mai K. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
5 Bucks by Sour Schuyler reviews
When Yugi steals 5 bucks from Malik, and insults Marik while doing it, Marik decides to get even with Yugi. But how did stealing back four times the amount turn into seducing Yugi? And what’s with Joey’s new job?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,396 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Yami Marik, Yūgi M. - Complete
Bakura's Dream Journal by persony person reviews
Bakura thinks he's going crazy and records his dreams down in a journal. Very funny! Chapter 4 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Yami Bakura
The Fool Who Thought He Could Fly by Her Sweetness reviews
[Oneshot] Bakura wants his quarter, Ryou wants some sanity and Marik wants some... oops, Xrated! ... Yes, that's right limbs CAN be sewed back on. [Happy B Day, Heidi!]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Feeling This by Her Sweetness reviews
[Birthday Oneshot] It seems that Marik's forgotten Malik's birthday. Bakura's being unhelpful, Ryou wants to hold hands and why the HELL did Marik kill Tiny Tim? Oh, I do love birthdays...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Yami Marik, Marik I. - Complete
How Marik and Bakura Stole Snow, Err, Christmas! by Computerfreak101 reviews
Marik and Bakura hate snow. HATE it. So they plot to get rid of it. And since, in their minds, snow only comes at Christmas...well, something's gotta go, and you know what! A warped version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, psycho style!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Call On Me by Her Sweetness reviews
To win their trust, Marik and Malik are enrolling in Yami and Yugi’s school complete with disguises and fake names. With yamis and hikaris running amok, High School never tasted so sweet. COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Yami Marik, Marik I. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Tale of Two Kings by Her Sweetness reviews
They've done it. Marik and Malik have finally succeeded in World Domination! But with Yami and Yugi desperate to dethrone them... how long will it last? FINISHED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,075 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Question Time by Koneko Cain reviews
Re-post. Ryou just wants to watch his movie without having to explain why his hair is white or why Yugi is so short to Bakura, who just won't shut up like a good boy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
Divided Rivers Reunite in The Ocean reviews
Taken from the Village Hidden in the Rain as a child, Yumi grows up in Konoha, surrounded by friends. But what happens one day when someone from her past reappears - in the form of the leader of a group she has been sworn to take down... The Akatsuki Romance PeinxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Pain/Pein
Itachis Diary of Doom reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
How The War Will Definitely End Not reviews
Madara attempts to take over the world to the tune of Beezleboss. Can or will the kages stop him? Probably not... Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Tsunade S., Madara U. - Complete
Of Card Games and Shogi reviews
Yugi Moto and Shikamaru Nara play a card game... And the winner is...?
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Yūgi M., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
Akatsuki vs Froggy reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Bright Side Of Suffering reviews
Follows the darker side of the Akatsuki and Hidden village shinobi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
From One Jashinist to Another reviews
Throughout history there is always someone. Someone who doesn't fit the mould, someone who is different. Some of these people are worshipped as superior beings while others are ostracized, tortured… killed Sometimes… they rise up and take back what is theirs. T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
The Worst Idea Ever reviews
"You have to act like Sasuke for three days." No problem right? It is when you get paired with Itachi for your next mission. Standard Deidara torture here. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,804 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Pein and Deidaras Little Game reviews
"But I can already disguise myself, un." Pein doesnt believe Deidara. So they play a little game. T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein
I Don't Fear The Reaper reviews
"That lonely star up there... That's me." Deidara is alone in the world, he lays int he ruins of the city, oblivious to the approaching stranger who will change his life.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Operation: Destroy Postman reviews
Deidara, Kisame and Hidan face the greatest evil known to man...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Best Day of Uchiha Itachis Life reviews
After a day of horrible luck, Itachi stumbles across something revolutionary.. T rated for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I'm Not Stupid reviews
When Deidara insults him, Tobi strikes back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hidans and Tobis Breakfast Tale reviews
Hidan wants to be left alone to eat his breakfast in peace, but Tobi insists on "cheering him up" Rated T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Weekly Meeting reviews
Pein explains to the Akatsuki that they need to learn to drive.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tobis Evil Plan reviews
Just when Pein thinks Tobi is gone...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fireworks reviews
Amidst the destruction of the world, Deidara brings peace of mind to the Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete