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Joined 02-22-12, id: 3749764, Profile Updated: 09-16-16
Author has written 26 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Mummy, Legend of Korra, and Harry Potter.

Pen-Name: Redbayly

Real Name: (omitted)

A.K.A: Little Piranha-fish (my dad calls me that whenever I make a rather snarky comment)

I'm Redbayly. I actually got this username from my dad when he made me an account on some online game thing years ago, but anyway...I really enjoy writing, and when I found fanfiction.net I became obsessed with it.

I apologize for being so slow in publishing stuff but I have been very busy, I am in college now so things are going to be a bit hectic. I also wish to apologize for any errors in punctuation as it is not my best area. I welcome reviews on my stories, as long as they are polite. I will not stand for anything that is unnecessary or offensive to me or anyone else.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


Personal Info:

My birthday is January 22nd.

I love sushi and milk chocolate (but not at the same time).

I love history; especially Egypt and the Roman Empire.

My favorite color is purple. My least favorite color is that shade of yellow-green that looks like barf.

I'm pro-life. I'm also a devout Christian (and not afraid to talk about it).

I want to be an Archaeologist/Cultural Anthropologist/Historian/Novelist.

I have a Black Lab named Boomer.

I love cats; especially big cats like lions. Rawr.

I'm a ginger, with freckles, and blue-grey eyes.

I am an only child.

I have ADD/ADHD.

I am morally opposed to drinking alcohol, except for religious purposes.

I live in my own mind. No one can know the deep and complicated machinations that take place in my cranium; if they did it would drive them mad. Bwahaha.


Here is a sad/happy story. Only read if you truly believe in God.

A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

He's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Rights to this go to SincerlyChris.


You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter. You say vampires, I say wizards. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Sam Uley, I say Remus Lupin. You say Team Edward, I say Team Potter. You say Robert Pattinson, I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'. You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think that's Lily and James.

Girls say vampires are sexy in their angst...but only after sacrificing all dignity and self-respect for sparkling in sunlight.

You say Edward, I'll say Harry; now STUPEFY!

Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules! And Twilight sucks!


A 15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13.

People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight.

People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

People call a boy a crybaby. No one knows his mom is dying.

Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping.


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you believe in God and aren't afraid to admit it then repost this on your profile


"Does no one want a Redvine?! Has the world gone sane?!"

"Did you get mah text?"

"Yes."

"Well you didn't text me back."

"I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3; I hated that movie!"

"Come on, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place."

"Look at my face, Remus. Do I look happy to you? Lupin got fired! Lupin got fired!"

"Everything tastes better with Redvines."

"Redvines. What the hell can't they do?"

"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!"

"Oh, this is all so illegal!"

"Oh, hey, Snape."

"You never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot."

"Oh, God dammit, it's a text from Umbridge. 'We need to talk. Colon, right parenthesis."

"HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I do not envy you. Oh, sorry, that's me. What the devil?! It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you've dragged me into this?!"

"Well, the first thing that came out of my mouth was 'AHHHHHHHHH!' Then I did the only thing that would make the whole situation less awkward for everyone. I disapperated."

"Oh, yeah, duh! Hermy-one's a butt!"

"Well, I broke a couple of my own rules, I suppose. Confessed my love for Lily Evans, I saved Harry Potter, and I made out with Grubbly-Plank again."

"It still refers to dementors as ring-wraiths."

"Well, if it isn't Harry f*ing Potter."

"I finally get to dance again, woohoo!"

"What the devil is going on here?!"

"I said it once, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been, and you always will be a butt-trumpet!"

"You're still a no good weiner-jacket."

"Tell me more about this Pigfarts, I find it to be very interesting."

"And now, thanks to you, we've been transported to this mystery location."

"Well, I don't find this surprising, at all."

"Who be disrespectin' Umbridge?! You gonna die, Shlongbottom!"

"Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?"

"Malfoy, ya little shit!"

"Is okay good?"

"Quirrell, okay is wonderful."

"Did I do it so that people would like me? No, I hate people."

"When life sucks, just dance. And, since life always sucks, always dance."

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars."

All of the previous quotes are from either AVPM, AVPS, or AVPSY

Copy and Paste if you love Starkid


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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 754,937 - Reviews: 10652 - Favs: 4,499 - Follows: 3,566 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Bundle of Curiosity by Stellar V reviews
A collection of Venus x Kunzite drabbles and vignettes, with a bit of fluff here and there.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Kunzite/Malachite] Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts, Shitennou/Generals
A Conversation with the Master of Death by lazybum89 reviews
As Phil falls unconscious and starts to fight for his life after Loki stabs him, he dreams and has a conversation with someone who calls himself the Master of Death… What happens after he wakes up and he finds out others had conversations with the Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,752 - Reviews: 4784 - Favs: 8,901 - Follows: 9,736 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Loving Luna: An Epilepsy by MayorHaggar reviews
Harry has been dreading the Slug Club Christmas party, but one look at lovely Luna changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 4,342 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Aspects Of Love by micatite reviews
Just a place to put my little romantic oneshot ficlets and drabbles. A celebration of love and life. Shitennou X Senshi and probably heavy on Makoto X Nephrite. The rating has gone up.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,773 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Nephrite/Neflite
Ribbons by Virodeil reviews
Leia loves her hair, and loves it loose. Her family, on the other hand, think it is not proper for a princess. R2-D2 becomes a victim of this war, and Darth Vader a hero. - Warnings: Quite fluffy, frighteningly sweet, but still within reason; read on your teeth's peril.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Leia O., R2-D2, Breha O., Darth Vader - Complete
Not The Kind Of Day A Jedi Would Expect by Logan GC reviews
When investigating a disturbance in the Force, Obi-Wan Kenobi along with Anakin Skywalker and Mace Windu, find themselves pulled into a wormhole and land on a planet in another galaxy. They then realize that their only hope on returning home is to rely on the planet's defenders and their leader, who just so happens to look and sound like Master Windu himself. How odd indeed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Abridged by KieranDell1409 reviews
After mocking Harry and his friends in their first adventure, it's time to mock the second one. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Beware of Sith Trolls by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
The Cost of a Lie by roane reviews
Darth Vader learns of a rebel raid on Naboo, and while investigating, comes to a startling realization about his family. (Follows The Best Things Happen While You're Dancing)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2016 - [Luke S., Leia O.] Darth Vader - Complete
Valiant by Tsume Yuki reviews
When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Vader's Realistic Reactions by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
Vader discovers that he has children. Sequel (and prequel, too) to "Luke's Realistic Reaction" and "Leia's Realistic Reaction."
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Babysitting is a Many Splendoured Thing by DarthRuinous reviews
Anakin Skywalker asks a close friend to babysit for his and Padme's sixth anniversary. Things may not quite go as foreseen. Light-hearted (for me anyway) AU setting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
Han's Realistic Reaction by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
A more realistic take on the scene where Han finds out that Luke and Leia are siblings. Sequel to "Luke's Realistic Reaction," "Leia's Realistic Reaction," and "Vader's Realistic Reactions."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2016 - [Han S., Leia O.] Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Condensed Silmarillion by cheekybeak reviews
Everything you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask. The Silm you read when you are not really reading the Silm. Missing all the boring bits.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 31,722 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Fingon, Maedhros, Maglor, Fingolfin
Leia's Realistic Reaction by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
Sequel to "Luke's Realistic Reaction"; Leia finds out she and Luke are siblings.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Luke's Realistic Reaction by Jesus' girl 4ever reviews
A slightly more realistic take on the scene where Luke finds out Leia is his sister...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Darth Vader and the Dancing Girls by KSherwood reviews
Darth Vader knows that Luke is his son, but the news that Leia is his daughter comes as a complete shock. Especially when he remembers the rumors he had heard of the pair's romance and vows to break them up.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Luke S., Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
For Love of Horses by AngelaStarCat reviews
If Lily and Petunia had a single bond that remained between them through the years: a love of horses. What difference would it make to a single orphaned boy? Alternative Universe, dual Petunia Evans and Harry Potter's POV. Because sometimes we just want Harry to leave Britain behind, and horses are a good enough reason to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Renegade by 1991Kira reviews
They expected him to be a paragon of virtue, a champion of the Light, the personification of all that is good and noble in their world...they were wrong. Explore the legend of a darker Harry Potter, seen from the eyes of friend and foe alike. Multiple POVs. Non-linear narrative. Rated M for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,530 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P.
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Muggleborn Problems by AnjaliRed reviews
Just some silly problems faced by the muggleborns who come to Hogwarts. Nothing serious and comes with the wilful ignorance of the pureblood community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014
On the Tide by Ness Frost reviews
When Pakku goes south to help his sister tribe rebuild, he thinks that he's getting a second chance. Kanna thinks he's deluding himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2015 - [Kanna/Gran Gran, Pakku]
Second Time by Brievel reviews
Darth Vader finds a five-year-old Luke Skywalker wandering the dunes of Tatooine, lost, and realizes the child is his son. What is he to do with the boy?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, F. Piett - Complete
Zuko's Slave by zukofan2005 reviews
Takes place after Zuko returns to the Fire Nation. He is given a reward for killing the Avatar, though it wasn't the kind of reward Zuko could have ever expected. Zutara with Taang and Sukka. response to t-rex989's challenge
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,280 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Separation Anxiety by SilentDreams22 reviews
My first one shot! Padme goes a vacation with the twins to visit her family. The father of the twins is a mystery to everybody including her family. Well they just might find out on this visit. There's a better explanation on this inside. This is slightly humorous so try not to take it too seriously!:p
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala, Sola Naberrie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Abridged by KieranDell1409 reviews
Just like Little Kuriboh and Team Four Star, I'm stepping into the abridging game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Early Retirement by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Ten years into her peaceful life in New York City, Cathryn Potter is found. Willing to do almost anything to stay hidden from the world she left behind after discovering her immortality, she finds herself working alongside god and mortal alike in an effort to protect the world from alien invasion. Fem!Harry, some adult themes, swearing, and mention of suicide. Sequel (part I) up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Projectiles of Pureed Peas by The Lionhearted Phoenix reviews
Lily tries to get her son to eat his peas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P. - Complete
Dissociative Identity Disorder by T. Alana M reviews
Formerly titled "The Good Son". DID: a condition wherein a person's identity is fragmented into two or more distinct personalities. Or, where Anakin Skywalker makes it his life's goal to drive Darth Vader to the brink of insanity. His four year old son spectates.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,032 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 1,683 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 8,680 - Follows: 9,809 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Rock the Cradle by ItsClydeBitches221B reviews
For the kinkmeme prompt:"One of the Abrasax gets de-aged... then ends up screaming that they want their Mother. NOW!...The De-ageing is only temporary and they remember everything" NOW COMPLETE
Jupiter Ascending - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Jupiter J., Balem A. - Complete
A Revelation by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,673 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fatherhood by Saber Wing reviews
Vader could only sigh. If the boy kept this up, he would have to come over there and take the rest of his arm. Ugh. Fatherhood is hard.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 986 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Manwë's (Not So) Great Idea by WalkingInTalaria reviews
Manwë does some strange things which are at first questioned, then accepted, and finally leave everyone despairing of their sanity.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Manwë, Morgoth - Complete
Deus Mortis by GallonsoftheStuff reviews
(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Thanos - Complete
Rule The Galaxy As Father And Son by Artemis J. Potter reviews
ESB parody. After the big reveal, Vader tries to have a father-son conversation with Luke...which doesn't turn out so well.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 660 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
So Sioux Me by Atarah Derek reviews
For days after revealing his Sioux heritage, Carter faces relentless teasing from Newkirk and LeBeau until Kinch finally calls them both on it. Carter shrugs it off, telling the guys a story of the worst bullying he's ever received.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - A. Carter - Complete
Howlers by iceandfire105 reviews
Whatever Harry had been expecting, it certainly wasn't this. Apparently it wasn't often that your father sent you a howler to congratulate you. Ron was looking straightforwardly envious, while Harry didn't know what do to about this new development. AU of the howler scene in CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Recursion by erbkaiser reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 175 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Through A Mother's Eyes by Elvenqueen Sarah reviews
Spike's world is turned upside down when a person from his past is drawn into his present. Will this person's presence help his relationship with Buffy or will the secret he has hidden for so long destroy whatever faith Buffy might have had in him. AU after S6 Once More With Feeling. (SPUFFY)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Buffy S., Dawn S., Spike, Spike's mom - Complete
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Eowyn, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
That Klink is Such an Idiot, He thinks He Can Be General by Me reviews
To the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Modern Major General's Song," Burkalter sings about Klink's incompetence, among other things.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Complete
Christmas Gifts by AGriffinWriter reviews
Buffy's mother invites a certain bleach blond vampire over for Christmas dinner, unaware of the smoochies already transpiring between the Big Bad and the Slayer. What could possibly go wrong? A one-shot in an AU Spuffy Season 5. Adapted as a stand-alone from the Christmas scene in 'Five Words or Less' (Chapter 17).
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] R. Giles, Joyce S. - Complete
My Dad the Genius, Billionaire, Playboy by savya398 reviews
This is a My Son the Wizard AU. Petunia discovers her sister's journal revealing Harry's true parentage years earlier than in My Son the Wizard. A much more reckless and irresponsible Tony Stark now has custody of his five-year-old magical son. Will he decide to raise him or will it prove too much responsibility for the playboy?Will he turn into the type of father he always feared?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 308 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Make it Double by Objective Mistress reviews
Korra enjoys Wing and Wei. Pure smut. Crackfic not intended to be taken seriously.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Korra, Wing, Wei] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 700 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
How do you annoy Vader, Sidious, Windu and Fett? by Will-I-Was reviews
A handy dandy guide to annoying not just Vader, but every other irritable character in the star wars universe. Enjoy
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Darth Vader, General Grievous, Boba Fett, M. Windu
Erised: I show not your face by Snow Glows Blue reviews
What various Lord of the Rings characters would see, looking in the Mirror of Erised.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Complete
Beautiful by words-with-dragons reviews
Post-Book3 Finale. / "Hey baldy!" The boy sneered. Jinora's smile faded and Kai's blood boiled. / A group of boys starts making fun of Jinora. Kai, naturally, doesn't like that too much. [Kai/Jinora]
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Jinora, Kai] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 5,447 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
The Last Fraud by 1-1 Marines
Some of you were scammed into buying tickets for that pathetic excuse of a movie...here's a catharsis. Made with OCs for a project I'm doing with The Stupidest Author Ever.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Revelation by Serpent In Red reviews
She didn't trust him for many different reasons, and any one of them was enough for her to want him out of her temple.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Jadeite/Jedite, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars] [Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts, Shitennou/Generals] - Complete
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 6,154 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Sales Pitch by fringeperson reviews
Harry meets Hades, but the Fates didn't cut his thread, and the Lord of the Dead isn't one to miss an opportunity. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
The Realisation by loverofeevee reviews
Harry wakes up one morning with the sudden realization. A little bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 5581 - Favs: 8,564 - Follows: 6,790 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Meeting Ms Foster by Artemis Day reviews
It starts as just a routine parent teacher conference for elementary school teacher, Jane Foster. Sure, the Odinson kids are a handful, but Jane never thought about how that would reflect on their father, and she's about to find out that the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] - Complete
Venom by Des Darling reviews
"Hug your daughter again, Serenity. Kiss that unworthy husband of yours one last time. When my plans are complete, all of this will be indistinguishable from a nightmare you'll hardly recall."
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Prince Dimande/Diamond, Neo-Queen Serenity
Some Other Spell by EllieRose101 reviews
'Something Blue' AU in which Willow doesn't do a 'my will be done' spell, but tries the truth spell they had been intending to use on Spike and has it go awry instead... Needless to say, hilarity ensues. (Plus a little Spuffy lovin'.)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by snooky-9093 reviews
It's all in a day's work for a dog and her human. For the 2014 SSSW contest. 2015 PBA nominee for best short general story! Bronze winner, best original character (Blumchen) Image of Blumchen, courtesy of Belphegor.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - K. Langenscheidt - Complete
It's a Known Fact by Mockingjaybird reviews
It's a known fact between the entire staff at the Fire Lord's Palace, that Fire Lord Zuko has nightmares. They're ones that keep him screaming, so loudly, that everyone within his entire wing can hear some sort of the noise. They think it's from worries about the Nation, or memories about the war, but no one guesses that at least twice a week, Zuko dreams about losing a girl.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Blue by ncfan reviews
"The house was too empty." There were some aspects of Nini's story that Kya didn't share with her daughter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Kya, Kanna/Gran Gran - Complete
Fathers, Sons and Memories by Hildegaarde reviews
A General's solution to a 'headache' prompts each of the Heroes to remember the past . . . and think about what makes a hero.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013
A Very Important Letter by hplover1999 reviews
Harry decides to write a very important letter to Twilight. One- Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's the New Republic, Lord Vader by Neko-Kanojo reviews
Vader survives the end of ROTJ and agrees to put his Sith past behind him for the sake of Luke and Leia. How will he get used to living in this new Republic now that he has forgone his sense of purpose? One-shot, AU, not EU compliant.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 1,072 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Corruption by SeaSpectre160 reviews
Quentin Travers somehow survived the explosion. He was in a coma for seventeen months. He wakes up. He is not happy with how the Council has changed. Headaches ensue. Post S7. No pairings.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2014 - R. Giles, Q. Travers - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Serial Killers in Training by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
"Professor why are you teaching us how to get rid of dead bodies?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Master of Death's Second Chance by Selacha reviews
RE-EDIT. Through inheritance, conquest and random chance, Harry Potter is the Master of Death. And Death is not pleased about that. After revealing how his life has been manipulated by those he trusted, Death gives Harry another chance to get it right. Follow along as Harry rewrites destiny itself to get the perfect ending to his story. Super!Harry. HarryXMulti. AD!RW!MW!SS!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., OC
Talking with Otto by Book 'em Again reviews
The events of "Is General Hammerschlag Burning?" have left Hogan in a sour mood. Can a conversation with Otto turn things around?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/20/2014 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Bloody Awful Poet by Slaymesoftly reviews
Spike has a rather unique way of letting Buffy know he survived the battle in NFA
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Care and Feeding by SkippingSteppingStones reviews
Darth Vader has discovered his son, and he has taken the boy into his home, as he has longed to do for a long time. However, Luke demanded that Obi-Wan come with him, and Vader is not pleased. Luke, of course, is completely unaware of this. As far as the four-year-old has perceived, he's come home to his daddy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Customary by Olive Tree Hugger reviews
Katara has trouble preparing for the throne. The Fire Nation throne, that is. /Zutara/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,435 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Trust by Silent Number reviews
When a group of new prisoners arrives at Stalag 13, trust becomes an issue, and not just for Hogan and his men.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,004 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 157 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Animaniacs: The Legend of the Warners by AVP5 reviews
Takes place near the end of season 2 of the Legend of Korra, where the Warners decide to pay a visit too. Will they cause the same zany and looney chaos they caused? Or will they just make someone their "Special Friend?" Find out to see what will happen.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Wakko W., Yakko W., Dot W. - Complete
Fighting for All the Wrong Reasons by PearLynn reviews
A Genderbent!Zutara one-shot taking place at the Western Air Temple before the events of the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conquest by anonornaw reviews
Playing hide and seek on October 31st with Tom Riddle seems to be a possibility Hermione Granger never considered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The true ending: Zutara by NeverGiveUp.Dattebayo reviews
This is how I believe the Avatar the Last Airbender Series ended in my wildest dreams. This is only my opinion, as I discount the Korra series progression (with Katara and Aang and Tenzin, etc.) This isn't canon, nor do I own Avatar the Last Airbender. But I thought this was a more befitting ending than the one they gave, so here you go all Zutara fans!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Baby Script by Willowdove reviews
Zuko and Katara are having a baby! Mood swings, cravings, and hilarity ensue. Zutara, Sukka and Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Katara, Zuko
Beware The Muggleborn by loverofeevee reviews
Everyone thought Voldemort was unstoppable. Everyone thought muggleborns were weak. Everyone thought a single person couldn't change the world. Everyone was wrong, because everyone hadn't met Lily Potter nee Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/15/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The New Prophet: Book One: Water by Nightwhat reviews
There are many things we don't know about the spirit world, like how it connects our world to the Avatar world. When Lucy falls through the spirit world into her favorite show, what is she going to do? How about when she finds out why she's there?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,107 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Zuko, OC - Complete
Double Meaning by Karin Ochibi-chan reviews
In which Zuko is naive and Iroh is sneaky. Zutara drabble
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Katara, Zuko, Iroh - Complete
How to Annoy Darth Vader by tanglefire4ever reviews
Simple ways to push Lord Vader's buttons
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Darth Vader
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Snape Handing Out Sweets by Lady Shadow Walker reviews
It seems like any other day in Hogwarts. That is, until Snape seems to have lost his mind at dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Grandfather and Son by NeleX reviews
Fire Lord Azulon and his eldest son greet a new arrival.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, Azulon - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
The Bodyguard by Slaymesoftly reviews
Plays a little fast and loose with Drac's visit to Sunnydale. Spike's help is needed to keep Buffy out of Dracula's clutches. Angel objects, Giles has his own problems, and Xander is chasing flies...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Angel, Buffy S., Spike, Dracula - Complete
Korra Doesn't Cry by YunaMustang reviews
No one would catch her once she fell, for when she falls, she'll fall into the darkness, where no one can see her.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Korra, Amon - Complete
The Great Escape by blakekeane reviews
Harry is tired of the Wizarding society idolizing him one moment and turning on him the next. It all comes to a head during the Triwizard Tournament. Hermione offers him a chance to escape from it all. Harry takes it and his life takes a turn for the better. Slightly A/U right from the start and of course, Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 454 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
the text message chronicles by songs reviews
Operation: Protect Katara's Honor is underway.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Potter is NOT the Head Boy! by theHalfBloodPhoenix reviews
Severus didn't believe James when he said that he was the Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Convenient by Excited-Insomniac reviews
Modern AU, in which Jet inadvertently causes Zutara. Just for fun. :)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Night Terror by Des Darling reviews
Through her dreams, Demando attempts to sway Usagi over to his side
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Prince Dimande/Diamond - Complete
Pick-Up Lines with Draco and Hermione by NightWild reviews
Passing notes during Potions is the best way to cure your boredom... especially when it's the Head Boy and Girl passing the notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,149 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Temporal Magicks by sarhea reviews
Hermione Granger is a bibliophile and in the course of her excursions she stumbles onto a long lost cache of knowledge. This leads her to an ancient experimental lab where she unwittingly restores Salazar Slytherin to life. And he is very determined to repay her in every way possible. Post B7EWE AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Trophy Wife by mercy-angel-09 reviews
Post episode 9 AU. Rather than escaping from Amon at Tarrlok's mountain cabin, Korra is captured. She makes a bargain with the Equalist leader for the safety of her friends, sacrificing herself in the process. Things don't quite go according to plan. There is snark, sarcasm, romance, friends, and old wounds to be healed. And the occasional shenanigans.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,653 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Hellfire by thumos reviews
When Tarrlok kidnaps Korra, he realizes that he has her completely at his mercy, in every possible sense. NO PAIRINGS.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Tarrlok, Korra - Complete
Breaking up with Bella by JJ Rust reviews
What if Harry Potter dated Twilight's Bella Swan? More importantly, how would Harry break-up with her? Those who aren't fans of Twilight should enjoy this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ballroom Dancing by Fading to Black reviews
A little girl, ever overshadowed by her sisters, questions from the background. That is, until he pulls her out of her shell with a wink and a bit of flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Cedrella B., Septimus W. - Complete
Summer Dying Fast by Lee Savage reviews
AU. When Tarrlok and Noatak escape Republic City, they take the Avatar with them. Tentative Amorralok.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,326 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Amon, Korra
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, and Dumbledore are transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they are told to watch a very hilarious parody musical about Harry called 'A Very Potter Musicical'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 855 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Psychological Compulsion by ideophobic reviews
The second part in the Evolutionary Imperative series, in which Jane falls and hits her head and Loki is having none of her nonsense. Two-shot. Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Loki, Jane F.
How to be a Dark Lord by Midnight Revenges reviews
Voldemort has a 'Rules for Successful Dark Lord' list. Read Voldemort's musings about the list. One-shot. May turn into a multi-chapter HP/LV later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Spike vs Edward by MissFiyerabaMeponineWholock reviews
One-Shot. Spike Pratt vs Edward Cullen
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Spike, Edward - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Twas the Night before Sithmas by His Majesty the Emperor reviews
Sate Pestage convinced Emperor Palpatine to read the Star Wars version of Twas the Night before Christmas as part of a public relations stunt. The Emperor was not amused by the writer's attempt to rewrite such a classic poem. Mass Fourth Wall Breaking will definitely ensue.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
Darth Vader and Son by Cabochon reviews
Non-linear one-shots based on the brilliant drawings in Jeffrey Brown's book "Darth Vader and Son." Darth Vader raising a 4-year-old Luke, and dealing with all the perils that come with fatherhood in true Sith fashion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Decadence by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Dark oneshot. AU from 02x06. What if the baby had actually been the Counts? After years of being a surplus child and being ignored, Vlad is cold, apathetic and in a state of decadence. He realises that he really is the vampire his father had always wanted him to be. Slow start. Can be seen as V/E at places.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Vladimir D., Erin N. - Complete
Dark Side by PigwidgeonHedwig7 reviews
Tom Riddle's got a Dark Side, but can somebody love him and his?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Equality by Aradia1013 reviews
Ron gets taught a tough lesson. Ron-bashing, character death, adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obsession by Miss-Nick reviews
Bad at summaries, better to just read it :P Rated M for a reason. Dark and kinda dub-con, so if this isn't your cup of tea, I suggest you not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Korrlok Month: Birthday by spockandawe reviews
Korra told Tarrlok she was buying a nice new dress for his birthday, but even downtown at the best restaurant in the city she won't take her coat off to show it to him.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Tarrlok, Korra - Complete
Korrlok Month: Stay Up Late by spockandawe reviews
The children never wanted to go to bed on time. Perhaps Tarrlok and Korra could find some way to persuade them sleeping was better than staying up with their parents.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Korra, Tarrlok - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Official Amon Fan Club by sugarbug reviews
Drabble. In spite of their feelings about bending, the equalists don't reallyhate the avatar. In fact, some of them admire and identify with her. Get rid of her bending and she's the perfect stand-in when fantasizing about their charismatic leader…
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reunion by Resoan reviews
Full Summary Inside. Semi-AU, where Amon and Tarrlok are caught before they can flee from Republic City. They're imprisoned in Air Temple Island, and Korra 'befriends' them. She extends them amnesty, and even commemorates their one-year anniversary with a lovely surprise.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Harry's First Word by Luciferatheart reviews
Sirius is babysitting a one year old Harry Potter while James and Lily are out. Read on as Harry learns his first few words from Sirius! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger Has Chosen! by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry Potter or Ron Weasley? Which one would Hermione choose? Apparently, the other Gryffindors think they know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Honey by YunaMustang reviews
"You just need to trust me, honey. There's no reason for you not to. Together we will be an unstoppable force, and the most envied couple in all of Republic City..."
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Korra, Tarrlok - Complete
Better Late Than Never by Orlissa reviews
Madame Jie is a seasoned midwife - but a certain Water Tribe girl can still surprise her.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Broken Babies and Dirty Diapers by Allons-y Lovelies reviews
Sirius and James are left alone with Harry for 20 minutes, and in that time Sirius get's hit in the head with a toy snitch, Harry cries and James apparently kissed Remus... Anyone else confused? ONESHOT R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2012 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
To Love and to Cherish by Mia-Zeklos reviews
Dorea Black is about to be married - and she highly doubts that she would like that. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Dorea Black/Potter, Charlus P. - Complete
Evolutionary Imperative by ideophobic reviews
Loki Odinson, Prince of Asgard, brother to the mighty Thor, attempted King of Midgard, was a Jotun. Jane had no idea what was coming for her. Lokane. Two-shot.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
As The World Falls Down Amorra Style by mercy-angel-09 reviews
Following the victory of the Equalists, Korra infiltrates a masked celebration in hopes to taking Amon down. Things don't quite go according to plan. Based on a prompt by Ryuki Rose from one of the Amorra TinyChats which was based off of David Bowie's song "As The World Falls Down" from Labyrinth. One-shot, complete.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Seriously? by I'mNotGoodAtThis reviews
Korra sits Amon down and explains, in great detail, exactly why he is a moron.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Korra, Amon - Complete
Meeting the Parents by actualCANNIBALfayeza reviews
Inspired by a tumblr post. A young man goes to pick up his lovely date, but things didn't exactly go too smoothly. What else do you think you should expect when your date's parents are the Avatar and an ex-Equalist leader.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Chiaroscuro by lantur19 reviews
Post episode 7 AU. Korra and Tarrlok enter into an arranged marriage for political reasons, and this unforeseen development has unexpected implications for Amon's plans regarding the revolution.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Mommy How Did You Meet Daddy? by Vaderlicious reviews
Korra struggles to answer the most difficult questions her daughter has ever asked her. One-shot, Amorra/Noarra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Twin Terrors by writer writing reviews
Xena is pregnant with Ares' twins, a fact that she tries to hide. It grows difficult when they start to demonstrate his powers. Takes place in the season 6 storyline.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Xena, Ares - Complete
Dancing in the Shadows by Louey06 reviews
Usually when a tall handsome stranger sits beside you it's time to thank your lucky stars. Unless of course he's a Weasley and you're a Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Cedrella B., Septimus W. - Complete
The New Improved Dead Voldemort Sketch by JustJeanette reviews
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. Extended version of the original Dead Voldemort Sketch now with filking of I'm A Lumberjack. This is pure farce and I accept no blame for damaged keyboards. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
A Little Firebending by zukoshotpants reviews
Katara takes her daughter out for some bending practice, hoping to reveal what kind of bender she is. Zuko is a worried father and a stressball, and there is general adorableness all around. Zutara, post war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Heaven on Earth: Bye Bye Love by Ceara Ivory reviews
Inspired on the song by Jo De Messina, Serena finally gets sick of Darien's case of colic in the R Season and tells him to take a hike. Will this be a mistake? Will Reenie still exist? Will the future be destroyed? First in the Heaven on Earth series.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,645 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Prince Dimande/Diamond - Complete
A Nightly Visit by Elidin reviews
Amon pays Korra a visit one night. Warning: NSFW, Explicit SMUT
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Korra, Amon
Feed The Rain by Deviant-Jubilant reviews
A sort of compiling work, sort of linked to 'Tear You Apart'. Korra feels she is losing her mind; dreams becoming reality, despair and fear tearing at her sanity.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
HISHE: Legend Of Korra by UltimatePanda reviews
How It Should Have Ended: Legend of Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Tear You Apart by Deviant-Jubilant reviews
Amon has a showdown with Korra, until things take a different, planned twist against the Avatar. Amorra. Non-con warning sorry it wasn't there before
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Korra, Amon - Complete
Forbidden Fantasies by pens and dragons reviews
Korra pays Amon a late night visit, with surprising results. Kind of smutty, heavy romance.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Korra, Amon - Complete
Whispers by Nerielle Tu reviews
In the dead of night Hiroshi Sato sees his wife in his prison cell.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Hiroshi S., Asami S. - Complete
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Fire Nation Nights by zukofan2005 reviews
what happens when a street rat named Zuko falls in love with a beautiful Water Tribe princess named Katara? Based on the Disney movie Aladdin. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Messy Fathers Day by jpup44 reviews
Harry and James spend a Father's Day trying to make pancakes, but it doesn't really work out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Revelations of One Harry James Potter by JackPotr reviews
Many things are revealed to Harry by his past. It is up to him to build the future he wants. Harry is betrayed but ends up stronger for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,451 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Black, White, and Red All Over by Battle Fries reviews
When Willow picks up on Voldemort's resurrection, the Council moves to aid Harry Potter in his struggle against the Dark Lord. Post-Chosen, Post-Goblet of Fire. Posted on TTH under user name LegacyWeapon.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,605 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Willow R., Harry P. - Complete
If Harry was a Hufflepuff by Dragonclaw11 reviews
What if Harry Potter was a Hufflepuff? Or Slytherin? Or Ravenclaw? Anything but Gryffindor will do, really. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry The New Lost Boy by TeraWatt reviews
Peter takes Harry away to Neverland. Inspired by 'meira16's fic "Crossing Over". Rated for Abuse and Character Death. RATED T FOR RAMPANT PARANOIA
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Peter Pan, Harry P. - Complete
Steps In Life by potter8668 reviews
Harry survives the Tri-Wizard Tournament only to lose someone else that he loves. Who will help him in his hour of need?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,971 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Four Little Pigs by Keppiehed reviews
Draco gets a little carried away while reading a bedtime story. This is a happy birthday story for my great pal HBAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Always by brookiecookie1024 reviews
Zutara babies! I got bored one day and typed it up on my phone. Posting it just for fun. R/R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Castle by Great Ace reviews
Harry is left at the Dursleys after Sirius's death. When He finally decides to take his destiny and training into his own hands, he gets help from a very unexpected source. Powerful!Super!Light!Harry. Dumbledore,Weasley & Granger bashing. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 342 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 584 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Pafoo, and Mooomy by Sirius'GirlClaws reviews
Harry's first words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Changing of the Guard by Mists reviews
The moment Aang breathed his last, Avatar Korra was born. This is the story of Aang's death and Korra's birth. What does this all have to do with Sokka? Well... read the story and find out. One-shot. Deep character exploration of Sokka. Complete!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sokka, Korra - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Definitely a Slytherin by roughgamequidditch reviews
Just a little Dramione family fluff! Draco gets an absurd telephone call that sends his anxiety over the edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Willing Spirit, Willing Flesh by Laurielove reviews
While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
New Year Surprise by EchoDeltaNine reviews
Well, when she told him that the dress didn't fit, he didn't think THAT would be the reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cedrella Weasley by H o r i z o n s reviews
"Winter is a time for great joy and celebration, but with it comes great sorrow and mourning" Cedrella Weasley on her life. Written for the Weasley Winters Competition. Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Cedrella B., Septimus W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Truth About the Veil by criminally charmed reviews
What could have happened with the Veil in the Department of Mysteries if JKR had been as warped and twisted as I am.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Animal - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
New Levels of Goverment Stupidity by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 288 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonlight by Rippl reviews
"Daddy!" a small voice whispered, "I had a nightmare!". Draco groaned into his pillow in annoyance, before looking up, his own steel blue eyes connecting with his daughter's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
A Promise Kept by PolypusRegina reviews
Loki pays Jane a visit...ONE-SHOT Smuuuuuut !
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [Loki, Jane F.]
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 700 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Barbarian by Boriqua-chan reviews
Katara gave up. She held the damned cup like she would if it were a Water Tribe cup and took a deep swing of the sour tea before standing from the table. Like she said, she had given up—she was going to be the barbarian they wanted her to be.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Stopping Time by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
On the day Draco Malfoy asked his father's approval to marry Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy gave him a condition. "Stop time for me, then." DRAMIONE! Read and review, please :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Python Blocks The Way by Gojirob reviews
The Trio find that their new home at Hogwarts is not what they expected, to say the least. Set to the tune of 'Knights Of The Round Table' from Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Caught by Like A Dove reviews
Sokka's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw that they were practically sprawled across the kitchen table. "AND OH MY GOD I EAT THERE." Written for Zutara Week "Caught". Modern day. Sokka catches Zuko and Katara in a compromising position.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
What no one told you by Betito
Hakoda returns to the Fire Nation fifteen years after the war, and realizes how much things have changed, and how many things that seemed impossible back then have come to happen. slightly zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hakoda, Katara - Complete
Fire Ladies Past by Orlissa reviews
Or Everybody Has A Skeleton In Their Closet. When Katara has insecurities about becoming Fire Lady, to ease her fear, Zuko gives her a piece of the Fire nation history that will never make it to the history books. Zutara Week 2011 day 2, prompt "History"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So Happy I Could Die by Em Dixon reviews
Gran gran's scheming again. When you work hard, you need a little vacation, and she makes sure they take one. Zutara fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Can't Draw by TeamDean79 reviews
So they all got detention, and it was Lauren's fault because she was the one that showed the Gryffindors A Very Potter Musical and Sequel, but it was so worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Who wants to see the Platypus Bear by Yumekui7 reviews
3 years after the war, the Fire Lord needs to find his Fire Lady, or so his council says. Zutara Taang Sukka. MildyPsycho-Azula
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A View To The Outside by tin2lo reviews
Post Series:Ursa visits Ozai in prison to tell him what he's been missing in the world and how it's changed as well as the new additions in the family. Mentions of Zutara, Sukka, and Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ursa, Ozai - Complete
Battle Royale by Tassadar359 reviews
Harry Potter did not get back together with Ginny as expected after the war so she enters a competition with seven other girls to win his affection. She goes to Hermione for help to get back with Harry, but is Hermione really on her side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,268 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dearest Hermione by MariusDarkwolf reviews
Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,769 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by Glisseo reviews
... to wind up my wife whenever possible. James Potter passes down one of his most treasured posessions to his son, the night before his big day. Unsurprisingly, Lily Potter doesn't approve. AU, sadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 287 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Old, Something New by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Water and fire don't normally mix, but sometimes, parents are too much like their children. Zutara. Hakoda/Ursa.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
How To Write A Vampire Novel by Zemera reviews
Here's a little how to guide to help aspiring authors write a decent vampire novel. Warning, this is an anti-Twilight fanfiction and flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
I Don't Really Need Protection by Illiandyandra reviews
All too often in the H/Hr stories, when Ron loses his temper and confronts the couple for getting together, Hermione always cringes, and/or flees…what if she didn't? *ONE SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 190 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
The Serpent's Claim Series: Her Gift by alluring.illusions reviews
She has always been his; she belongs to no one else. And tonight, he is here to claim his gift. R&R for more fics of the series. WARNING: Non-con (Please do not read if you're uncomfortable with the topic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 5,831 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 8,039 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Meet The Parents by pretty in green reviews
You think meeting your girlfriend's parents is tough? Imagine if they thought you kidnapped her for six years. Yeah...tough doesn't even cover it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aang, Toph - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4842 - Favs: 9,201 - Follows: 4,081 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 692 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 380 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
How To Bring Down A Dark Lord: Black Style by Miss Mercury101 reviews
What if Sirius remembered his roots after James and Lily's deaths? What he went about his revenge in a more...Slytherin manner?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,302 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Hoist the Colours, Hoist the Hope by yamiyugi23 reviews
The Dark has won, and before his death, Harry is asked 'Any last words' Songs have more power than anyone realizes. Songfic and OneShot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Family who Lived by Midnight-Gem94 reviews
One night on his tenth birthday Harry makes a desperate wish to be loved and have a real family. His wish sets off a chain of events that changes everything,Lily and James Potter never died but why have they only awoken now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Steel by Jumpinsoraa reviews
The Cullens meet an odd boy who knows their secret. Anti-Twilight fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
A Father's Estimation by Casa Circe reviews
ZUTARA WEEK 2010 Day One: Family. An unexpected visitor on Ember Island brings a new perspective to the budding interest between Zuko and Katara. Enjoy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hakoda, Zuko - Complete
Hogwart's Reaction to A Very Potter Sequel by yeboii reviews
The whole school joined in the Great Hall to watch A Very Potter Sequel, which we all know would result in hilarity. This is their reaction to it! Basically the title. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The Healer's Memories by vifetoile89 reviews
Yugoda, healer of the Northern Water Tribe, remembers the friendship, courtship, and separation of her two now-distant friends: Pakku the Waterbender, and Kanna the brave. A Pakkanna story. One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Pakku, Kanna/Gran Gran - Complete
101 Ways Marauders annoy Voldemort by ubetchaimhot reviews
101 ways the Marauders would annoy Voldemort if they snuck into his mansion undercover. Peter is not in this one. The Marauders create chaos. Caution: involves flying projectiles and wands breaking and weird music. A collection of one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 185 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 397 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 343 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 4,917 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2863 - Favs: 8,789 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Which Twilight Team are You? by Truffle's Girl reviews
Which Team are You? with a twist! HAHAHA! Brought to you by the A.T.M Anti-Twilight Movement
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Once Touched by PaisleyRose reviews
Mortals who have danced with the fairies are rarely safe after being saved from their enthrallment. Often, they find that what seemed to be but a brief foray into fairyland was indeed much longer in the mortal realm, possibly weeks or years.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11324 - Favs: 15,679 - Follows: 6,291 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Cute Feet by The Samurai Prince reviews
To think, it all started with her feet. Taang. ONESHOT. Rated K-plus just cause. :P PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. This is my first official fanfic, and I like to know what you think. :
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: Avatar Style! by eframTrabbit reviews
Katara was a smart young waterbender longing for adventure, when one day she came upon a castle inhabitied by a masked demon! Can she help free him and his servants from an old curse before the last petal falls? Based on the movie/musical. Zutara/Blutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,304 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Whistling up a Storm by attackfishscales reviews
After Katara leaves the Northern Water Tribe, Pakku must confront the changes she has wrought.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Pakku - Complete
Drunk by lilmisblack reviews
The first time they came to her, she was drunk. Hermione/Rabastan/Rodolphus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
In the Family Way by Vicki So reviews
Royal pregnancies, crazy fans and a whole new war against a not-that-deadly foe...does it get any more cracktastic than this? Drabble series sequel to "Til Death Do Us Part." COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Oneshot Factory by mathiasgranger reviews
All of my one shots posted into one story. Future one shots will go here also.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Party at the Longbottom's by LinnyLoo reviews
Alice is a little bit intimidated by Frank Longbottom's girlfriend-hating grandmother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alice L., Callidora B. - Complete
Misfire by Toasterman reviews
Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, has finally found the location of someone who can lead him to his son, young Luke Skywalker. He would go himself, but instead, he brings along everyone's favorite bounty hunter. Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Boba Fett, Darth Vader - Complete
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 460 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Breakfast at the Potters' by ren-san reviews
“No way, he’s evil.” Harry gurgled up at him, trying to look cute. “For heaven’s sake! He’s just a baby.” Very short drabble. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny's Trial by Paladeus reviews
Ginny is caught using amortentia on Hermione and Harry. During her trial, Harry is compelled to save her again in the only way the Wizengamot can be assured that she is fully under control. H/Hr/L, one-sided H/G, One-shot, no real naughties
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 185 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are Beautiful by ohsnaptheresa reviews
HGDM. Non-con. One-Shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways Twin Weasleys Annoy Umbridge by ubetchaimhot reviews
All of the ways J.K. Rowling never told you about how Fred and George Weasley annoyed Professor Umbridge. Lots of colors and randomness. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Breaking the Redhead Rule by lydiamaartin reviews
Harry's father and grandfather both fell for a redhead, but the girl he's in love with isn't one. Now, if only he could ask her out, maybe people would stop pestering him about dating one specific redhead. - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Once a God by LadyKate1 reviews
In Rome on a mission to kill the mad emperor-god Caligula, Xena teams up with the now-mortal Ares to protect Aphrodite -- and struggles with her own feelings for the former God of War. Alternate version of "The God You Know"; Xena/Ares pairing.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Xena, Ares - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now What? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
“Hermione, let’s do something for ourselves for once,” Harry insisted, taking her hand. “Dash the Weasleys, dash everyone’s expectations. This…” he gestured between the two of them. “Us…I feel like this is something I could do for the rest of my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 242 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3287 - Favs: 7,590 - Follows: 3,035 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Diary Of Mrs Harry James Potter by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hormones suck by KlainePotter reviews
Lily is pregnant and James tries to please her... 'tries' being the keyword. JP/LEorP. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! I revised it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once In Little Godoric's Hollow by Blue Narcissus reviews
A nice little Harry Potter Christmas Carol, yes I know it's a bit late!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
What does Mommy say? by TeeBlack reviews
What does Mommy say, Harry?" James tries to impress his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/24/2008 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
A gift from God by Moltie reviews
This is a sort of crossover thingie. Twilight/Buffy. Yay! Edward Cullen meets Buffy Summers. My oh my.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Behind the Blindfold by dracosblondiegirl reviews
Fooled by an undercover Death Eater, Hermione is captured and brought before the Dark Lord, but is he all he seems to be? Tom/Hermione Voldemort/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
A Week of Steam by Nara Shikaku reviews
Seven days. Seven Prompts. This is my Sokkla Week stories. Warning contains some explicit content.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Change by Flaignhan reviews
Respect. Morals. Games. Pleasure. Three of those things, they share. On one of them they have a difference of opinion. TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 911 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 422 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Without Hitting Two by Looly reviews
one-sided PakkuxKanna "Love, can it hit one without hitting two and leave the one lost and groping?" Snapshots of Kanna's life with the Northern Water Tribe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Pakku - Complete
Relics of the Past by deviantdata3314 reviews
The Gaang examines a Fire Nation junk shop, where Zuko and Katara find out something very meaningful about their past lives. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5797 - Favs: 12,472 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Culture Clash by Rashaka reviews
[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Succession by Jedipati reviews
Luke is Darth Vader’s son, right? So, doesn’t it follow that he’d be his father’s heir? Yeah, it surprised Luke too.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
100 Reasons to Love a Cross dresser by KikoWest reviews
100 AmixZoicite drabbles. Most romantically themed.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 29,209 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Zoicite/Zoycite
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 343 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop That! by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders try to get baby Harry to stop sucking his thumb.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/3/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Name is Luke Skywalker by RandyPandy reviews
Darth Vader discovers that he has a son for the first time. [postANH, preESB]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Perfect Pair by December'sRose reviews
“I wish I never had a little sister!” Hakoda winced. “Sokka, I know deep down you don’t mean that.” [Sokka and Katara sibling centric] one shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 842 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 1,220 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord and Lady by CultOfStrawberry reviews
A set of drabbles, Z x K, sweet combination of fluff and darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 363 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 387 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Past's Presence by Mendeia reviews
Oneshot. Rath considers the differences between Prince Rapses and Presley and how things have changed for himself as well. Rated K for character death 3500 years ago.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
More Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Dylan Katharine Weasley reviews
You've read the Mugglenet version, now read my version! O.K. They rejected mine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
He's Gonna be a Seeker by Videl86 reviews
James wants Harry to be a Chaser. Sirius wants him to be Beater. But what does Harry want to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
What Happens In Kyoshi by BlackVelvetBand reviews
Prince Zuko, and the GAang take a vacation on Kyoshi Island. Flirting, fighting, and embarrasment ensue as Sokka takes it upon himself to defend Katara's virtue...in a dress? A short,chaptered fic featuring Zutara, Sokki, and Taang. Now COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ozai's Statue by whatsername911 reviews
Set in the Zuko's joined the Gaang universe. The Gaang come across a statue of Ozai while stopping in a town, Zuko has a flashback... etc. Zutara if you squint. Rated T for desciptive violence and implied child abuse
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Illusion in War's Arms by Delenn reviews
An AU look at season 5 and beyond of X:WP, starting with a fairly accurate Animal Attraction. Instead of the Eve plotline, a different take ensues. AX
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ares, Xena - Complete
Second Chance by MSVLR reviews
A flashfic of the reunion of Pakku and Kana. Topic: Tea Time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Pakku - Complete
What is it? by SkyKissed reviews
When Imotep visit's the museum, a certain piece of art catches his attention because of one simple fact...no one knows exactly what it is....
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Imhotep - Complete
Potions, Puking and Punishment by Ravenwood240 reviews
What happens when Professor Snape harrsses the wrong Prankster? Just a quick bit of Snape Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10331 - Favs: 15,531 - Follows: 4,721 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Vietnam by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 210 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
The Game by Chibi-Penguin-Chan reviews
Ginny finds a quiz in one of her magazines. Full summery inside. HHr oneshot, Ginny bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
THE Talk by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
James attempts to give Harry 'the' talk, while Remus and Sirius 'help'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Bitter Suite Scoobies by DeathLea reviews
Anya and Xander make amends in the Land of Illusia. Based on Xena's musical episode The Bitter Suite. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Anya J., Xander H. - Complete
Penpals by Smenzer reviews
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Death of My Groofus by Gigi13 reviews
[AU, post Smile Time] Cordelia and Xander's daughter is faced with the horrible truth... Smile Time is gone forever.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Cordelia C. - Complete
Lights in the Valley Outshine the Sun by Elizabeth7 reviews
Alternate Universe – What would happen if Padme survived and Darth Vader finds out? Padme & Anakin Darth Vader [NOW COMPLETE]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,534 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
As The Twig Is Bent by TrudiRose reviews
Why did Gaston grow up to be such a jerk? This is a story about his childhood. COMPLETE!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Gaston, LeFou - Complete
The Amazing Puppet Man by Cari7 reviews
Sort of a missing scene at the very end of "Smile Time". Characters included are: Puppet Angel, Spike, Fred, and Wesley. Disclaimer: I don't own any of them... it's all so sad.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Angel, Spike
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 6,754 - Follows: 491 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Captive by Tinni reviews
What if Morgoth took Feanor prisoner instead of killing him? AU, slash, you have been warned. Please read and review as it is how I pay my muse. new chapter and ending
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
A Time of Darkness by SilentSniper reviews
Time is never still. It is always rippling with changing. Wiseman has captured the Senshi of the Moon instead of the Small Lady. Time changed. It was, after all, never set in stone. Demando/Usagi Demando/Serenity Mamoru/Usagi -Undergoing revision-
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Prince Dimande/Diamond - Complete
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The Misadventures of Harriet Potter reviews
A collection of story ideas, one-shots, and vignettes similar to those found in 'Little Bouts of Randomness' that focus on a young woman named 'Harriet Lily Potter.' Fem!Harry. May have bashing. Will likely involve a crossover or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Harry P.
The Purge reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,226 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Little Bouts of Randomness reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,642 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Just Like the Good Old Days reviews
This was the last thing either of them had expected. One minute they were on a boat, with Tarrlok putting the Equalist glove to the fuel tank, and the next they wake up in the South Pole. And not only that, why are they children again? And even more confusing, why is the Avatar a child as well? Rating may go up. Please review.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,075 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [Korra, Amon] Tarrlok
He's Not Dead Yet reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 5,027 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Wedding reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots about the events leading up to the marriage of the century. Zutara, with Taang and Sukka undertones. Rated T because of severe pre-wedding craziness. REVISED
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Last of Our Kind reviews
A series rewrite. Katara is not the last Waterbender of the South Pole, there are two others. Wenona and Keng are Katara and Sokka's siblings who join them on the journey to end the war. Rated T to be safe and because I have no clue how you're supposed to rate these things.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,903 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - unknown 9, OC
The Married Years reviews
Okay, you've all been patient. My collection of Zutara married life drabbles/oneshots, following up from my Zutara Wedding fic. Rated M for 'Marital'. Contains 'intimate' marriage scenes, crazy relatives, Taang, an idiot brother-in-law, adorable steam-babies, and so much more... WILL BE UNDERGOING A REVISION SOON.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,765 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Don't Mess With Granny reviews
There is only one person who can help the Krew rescue the Airbenders. Of course, Korra's grandmother is not exactly as sweet and gentle Mako and Bolin's. Warning: Some spoilers and headcanons. Mentions of Sokka/Azula.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Korra, Tenzin, Sokka - Complete
Kanna's Story: Daughter of the North reviews
Kanna doesn't regret the choices she's made. She was always destined for something bigger than a life of playing happy, little homemaker to Pakku.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Pakku, Kanna/Gran Gran - Complete
No Excuses reviews
Aang hasn't been spending enough time with the children and it's really getting on Toph's nerves. So, she sits him down one evening and tells him he has no excuse for not spending the day with their children.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Birth of the Blind Bandit reviews
How did Toph get the nickname "Blind Bandit"? This is a short inside look into how Toph became who she is and who influenced her decisions in life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Toph - Complete
Soulmate reviews
They were always meant to be together. They love each other. Body and soul. A one-shot dedicated to the only safe pairing in Legend of Korra. Rated for a reason. Pure fluff and smut.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Tonraq, Senna] - Complete
Hearth and Home reviews
Senna and Tonraq share an intimate moment. *Senraq fluff and smut* Reviews welcome.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Tonraq, Senna] - Complete
Not Once reviews
Based on Lauren Alaina's 'Eighteen Inches', I couldn't include the lyrics as it is copyright infringment. Cedrella and Andromeda Black have a lot in common. Both turned their backs on their family for the sake of love. After everything they've been through, neither one ever regretted the choices they made. *Warning* Mentions of character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Cedrella B., Andromeda T. - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor reviews
A little semi-smutty oneshot. Korra wakes up in the night to find she has a visitor. There's a little twist at the end. Not very long and not too explicit but rated to be safe.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [Korra, Amon] - Complete
It's the End reviews
When Amon took away Korra's Bending, he unleashed something he could never have imagined in his worst nightmares. This is an explanation about what the Avatar's true role is. The Avatar is more than just the master of the four elements, it is something so much more powerful. Warning: There is death in this, not explicitly violent but it might disturb some readers.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Korra - Complete
Legend of Korra Review reviews
A little poem about season 1 of the Legend of Korra. Rated T for frequent swearing.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Korra - Complete
Easy reviews
*Another of my Korrlok dubcons.* Tarrlok had expected it to be much more difficult to get what he wanted, and he was delighted to see that things were going so easily for once. It finally seemed that luck was on his side. Rated M for a reason.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Korra, Tarrlok - Complete
Control reviews
After Tarrlok kidnaps Korra, he realizes that he can do anything to her and no one would be the wiser. Starts as noncon but becomes dubcon/seduction. Rated M for exactly the reasons you'd expect.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Korra, Tarrlok - Complete
Amorralok Week reviews
It's finally here. Amorralok Week. In honor of the festivities, I will be posting drabbles and oneshots for our favorite OT3. Prompts: Masks, Candy, Haunted, Blood, Polar, Willpower, and Butterfly Effect. Warning: These will involve smut in some of them, and it's the first time I've written threesome so cut me a little slack.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Korra, Amon, Tarrlok
Amorra Week reviews
My submissions for Amorra Week. Rating changed for future chapters.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Amon, Korra
Noatak's Dream reviews
Was originally just going to be a oneshot, but I have decided to expand off of it. This is now going to be a collection of oneshots based on Noatak's experiences with Korra throughout my AU in which they grow up together after Noatak and Tarrlok are given a second chance after Tarrlok blows up the boat. Some will be smutty, others will just be cute. Open to suggestions and reviews.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Korra, Amon
Long Lost reviews
When Ursa left, she took someone with her. A person whose very existence was unknown. The other prince of the Fire Nation. *I am considering making a sequel, but I need ideas and to finish some other stories first.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,056 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Ursa, OC - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
When she asked him to see her for the first time in about nine-months, he wasn't expecting what she was going to ask of him. *Just a little oneshot/ head-canon of mine. Rated T for implied adultery.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
The Snake and the Flower reviews
Megan and Bridget Grosvenor never knew what to expect when they accompany their friends, the Carnahans and Rick O'Connell, on an expedition to the Ancient City of Hamunaptra. Slowly, the mystery surrounding their past-lives becomes clearer than they had ever hoped. A 'sister fic' but not like you would expect. Rated T to be safe.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Imhotep - Complete
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