Mistress Scarlett
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Joined 04-24-03, id: 375120
Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness, Discworld, and Harry Potter.
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OoTP Rocky Horror Picture show style by Sasha Kaidanovsky reviews
[ON HOLD] OotP Spoiler! It's the events of OotP told entirely with Rocky Horror songs! God, I'm bored. Read it, you should get a good laugh. We're up to song: I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN I CAN TEACH YOU DEFENSE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Condensed! by Professor Bumblebore reviews
Bringing the magical world of Harry Potter to those of us with short attention spans! Don't have time to read through 309 pages? Never fear! Professor Bumblebore has worked tirelessly to present a concise version of this beloved classic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Harry P.
Ginny Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets by mosylu reviews
Horrible brothers, unrequited love, and leaving home for the first timewhat else could possibly go wrong? Ginny Weasley is about to find out. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,820 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Ginny W. - Complete
Death's Door by semiramis reviews
What happens when the first female knight of the realm dies and goes to the Realms of the Dead? Read and find out...and, no, it's not as morbid as the title suggests. Much OOC abounds. Really old piece.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
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What May Become reviews
You will learn, my boy," Headmaster Dippet had instructed him "that every year of this school from time immemorial has had its set of trouble-makers..." In his first year of teaching, Albus Dumbledore has two particularly unruly students to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2004
Model Manners reviews
It's Del Ironfoundersdaughter's first day on the Watch. The streets are mean. The crooks are, well, crooked. And Mama isn't here to hold her hand anymore. (Well, actually she is. Just don't tell Sgt. Anthracite.)
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
Blood of Mindelan reviews
"Kel's green-brown eyes stared glassily at the forest canopy above, her chest no longer moving, her face a ghastly bluish-white"... On a perfect summer's morning, Squire Tobe must face his deepest fear. *Rated for medium-level violence*
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003