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I still like being called Yuri or Lilly, but Hades is good too.
Name: Only motherfucking FragileBluebutterflies knows my real name. You will only call me Yuri Alexandrov or Yuri or Alex or Alexandrov or Yurdrov... It's Lilly...
Age: HAHAHAHA, NO. Never.
Birthday: Thugs don't need birthdays. THUG LIFE 4LYFE.
No guys, FragileBlueButterfries isn't my pimp. She's my Sugar Mama, there's a difference. (Not really.) She bought me at eBay!
I am always down to fucking talk through PM.
I want people to have a grey mustache, a monocle, and a cigar in their mouths' so whenever they say insults, they say something sophisticated like "Your symphony was and is wrose than poor old Theodore's!"
WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WAS SATAN:
I would impregnate a virgin girl, and be born as a miracle to all around me, and grow up leading them to believe I was the son of god and have them worship me under a name that is no where near God's true name. I would allow them to sacrifice me so their souls will all be damned to burn in hell for the thousands of years to come. I would write two different versions of the Bible after the first comes out, so that most people will end up following the wrong book, and worshiping the wrong God. I would gather souls like fucking CRAZY for all these sinners not doing their homework and finding out the intentions of God himself. I'd make them hate people of other religions, races, and sexuality, turning man against man, and causing a worldwide spread of hatred and violence. People died for the wrong reasons, all of them ending up in my fiery underworld.
Satan = 1
God = 0
Tales from Lilly-Senpai!!
One time, I was looking at cartoons through porn sites...in public places. One time, an ad showed up and it had audio. I was walking down the street snd past a kiddy care center and the audio is a woman moaning. I get unsuccessfully sued by a parent.
LOOK AT THAT SHIT. IT'S MY FORUMS, HOPE NO ONE JOINS EM'
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