HAI people who come on my profile (though I don't know why I'm doing this cuz' I'm probably not going to post anything soon...)
Name: likeyouwouldwantotknow (you can call me Abino!)
Age:Well my age is- (the rest is to disoriented to understand)
Likes: I like pie and marble hornets and law of talos! :3 (plus some animes like hetalia and blue exorcist.. -3-)
Dislikes: BULLIES! and being annoyed! (my sis sometimes just comes into my room and starts saying the same word over and over and over again, it so annoying!)
NOW ONTO THE POINTLESS CRAP! (not really pointless but why don't you read it?)
96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting"JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a friend who acts like a good person but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you love thunder, copy and paste this into your profile.
People are people. It doesn't matter if they're gay, straight, bi... those are just labels. Everybody deserves to have a happy life. If you agree copy and paste this in your profile.
95 percent of kids are concerned about fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent that don't copy & paste this on your profile and add your name to this list:AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivelyBoard, Gem W, Bara Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Reverent666, dragonsaor, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Sarah the Slayer, Kimitala, Kingdom Heartster, Larexene12, Organazation of 13 Ninjas, Verycrazygirl, FlameKiller, Nobodies Have Hearts, hyperactiveice, Suicide in a bottle, Vamplight22, AnimeVamp1997, SeaDevil, Serositannia
If you drink so much milk that your parents accuse you of being a calf in disguise, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can and probably will kick the crap out of any boy you know copy and paste this onto your profile to warn them
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that the popular kids need to be reminded that its us quiet kids that snap, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, Shiroi Maboroshi!!, VampireWolfGirl, IceCrystal7, SeaDevil, Serositannia
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, SeaDevil, Serositannia
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile
If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile
If you can't stand the Jonas Brothers and want to vomit when girls go goo-goo over them, copy and paste this into you profile
95% of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'mBLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have just realized that when you argue with yourself, part of you always loses, and have facepalmed or headtreed as a result, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.
If you want to be living inside a fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you start to think of something that could happen and start laughing, and people around you turn and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song that you have stuck in your head, if you're crazy like me, copy and past this into your profile.
FRIENDS VS BEST FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." ! FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, BITCH, RUN!"FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Will ask people if they've seen you recently. BEST FRIENDS: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I have no idea what this is)
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile. (yeah...that was really stupid of me and the guy thought I was one of those dumb blonde's -the only dumb blondes are those who dye thier hair... the chemicals get to their brains and mess with it I think...)
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) I'm just evil... It fits my personality!
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
Some thing's I found funny on others' profiles:
Rules For Hogwarts: - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS - "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!" - "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead." - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July... - Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such. - I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. - Especially not with kazoos. - The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden. - There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"...Even if I do conjure him up. - Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow. - The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. - Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. - I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins. - I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" - I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me." - Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas. - No combination of these is acceptable. - Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny. - Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. - I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways. - I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever. - If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change. - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either. - I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. - I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals - Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums". Neither does he respond favourably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Have you guys noticed that I'm insane yet??? If you haven't, I can introduce you to my therapist - she sucks at what she does!!!
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