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If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you're crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

if you’ve ever stayed up so late reading you decided it wasn’t worth going to bed copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Of course, I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

I don't cheat death, I win fair and square.

Every night before going to bed, the boogie man checks under his bed for me.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Education is important, school, however, is another matter.

Don’t be afraid to try something new after all amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

If at first, you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver but if you pair that with shouting you get diamond

try to take life one day at a time, but, lately, several days have attacked me at once!

Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later.

Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Torte’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuations.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”

Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.

Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.

You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.

The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)

Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.

Master Chief is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.

Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

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Head Space by Yojimbra reviews
During her training with Tsunade Sakura starts to have very vivid daydreams about Naruto and herself on his training trip. Meanwhile, Naruto has to deal with the fact that whenever he uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu an irritable Sakura appears. Narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,008 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 18h - Published: 6/28 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Alola to our Saviour by The Poke Spectre reviews
Only a week after saving the world yet again, Ash is pushed to the edge by his so called friends and Pokemon. To escape it all, he travels to the region of Alola. He wants to grow stronger and prove them all wrong while fighting his biggest battle yet against an unknown foe. Contains swearing here and there. Ash X Lillie.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,695 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Lillie, Hau
Breaking Limits: Tenacity by MRAY 4TW reviews
Everyone is born with Limits but Naruto is born with the capability to easily surpass them...the very same that bars us all from achieving our true potential. He'll herald a new genesis of strength and vigor, despite the threat of the most powerful menace yet to be reckoned with. Naruto/harem (Naruto - Hinata, Fem. Haku, Tenten, Fu.) Smart and Strong Naruto. Unique Bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 356,453 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū]
Demons rising by scarface101 reviews
What would happen if Kushina had survived the Kyuubi attack? What if before the Wave mission she managed to speak to him just once? And what if she granted him a power that could rock the Elemental Nations to the core? Naruto x harem. Slight multixover later. Warning: Some bashing. (You have been fairly warned.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 301 - Published: 8/11 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Dance dance revolution by Syrup-Waffle reviews
After another loss in the Kalos league, one pokemon decides she's tired of Ash losing and takes matters into her own hands. With the help of a legendary pokemon at Ash's side, things surely tend to be different this time around. Contains smart/mature Ash. Sort of a time travel fic. Ash x Meloetta!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,309 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Meloetta]
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 996,827 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Village Idiots by FriTik reviews
Or a Fanatic, a Demon, a Damaged Psyche and a One Eyed Scarecrow form a Genin team. In which Sasuke is a Jashinist, Naruto thinks he's a demon, Sakura has multiple personality disorder and Kakashi has an innate envy of people with two normal eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 1/5 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Warped Reflection by Fencer22 reviews
Naruto was always alone. He just wanted a friend. Just one friend. So he made one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5 - [Naruto U., OC] - Complete
Apotheosis of the Maelstrom by collinsworth reviews
Naruto wasn't allowed to develop into a loud-mouthed fool – the Kyuubi no Kitsune and the Sandaime Hokage guaranteed it. Sent to the ANBU and living under the watchful gaze of the bijū since a young age, can he finally discover his Will of Fire?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,781 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 11/1/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama]
The Ultimate Deterrent-Weapon by ZRAIARZ reviews
Descendants of gods, demons, reapers, etc? Nope sometimes you just have that one person who was born as an anomaly of power that can't be traced through their heritage. The power is truly their own, the power to...Badass Smart Chakra Chains New Bloodline Naruto. Fem Kyubi. Will have lemons, harem, and violence. Spiritual Successor/Reboot to first story. Let's try this again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,561 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Shinigami, Bijū/Tailed Beasts
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 821,919 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 6,282 - Follows: 5,099 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Mother dearest by scarface101 reviews
A story of what might happen... if Naruto actually had a mother figure in his life. Naruto x harem. Warning: Some bashing. (You have been fairly warned.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,754 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 1/29 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Red Eyed Master by Piro-san reviews
A single unexplained incident changed Ash Ketchum's life forever. An incident that will shake the Pokémon world and bring forth a true Pokémon Master. Aura!Ash! Smart!Ash! Now Rated M - Just in case! Chapter 01 - Edited.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,385 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 2/24/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona]
Same-tenshi by Crystalbullet reviews
Naruto gets a special birthday gift early in his life which causes a major change in his life. His dreams and attitude change to match what he will soon become, A legend. Rated M for paranoid reasons. Shitty summery so what. Fic is Naruto x (Surprise) Might change to special type of harem later though. R&R please and Flames will be laughed at.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,816 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Naruto U., Tayuya, Kushina U., Ameyuri R.
Tuna Fish and Red-Splattered Pages by Pitch Black Magpie reviews
Naruto is an antisocial bookworm with a strange tuna obsession who knows more than he lets on. Sasuke is determined to give them the best in life. Sakura wants to learn how to crush buildings, among other things. Kakashi tries to keep it together, even when his team turns out to be total maniacs; that is, when Naruto isn't dumpster-diving or talking to ghosts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 301,785 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 3,421 - Follows: 3,467 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Why Naruto is not Allowed to Use Seals Ever by Pokere reviews
Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/6 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Wind Rises by RyoshiMorino reviews
As a five-year-old Naruto is taken to Suna by Hiruzen, he finds something that he has always wanted dearly. A mother. Now, with her teaching him the ways of her techniques, Naruto can only grow into a stronger, fiercer shinobi. Scorch Relase Naruto, and Naru/Tem pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,899 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 3/9/2015 - [Naruto U., Temari]
The Magus Killer by PandaGX reviews
Naruto is left to defend himself in Konoha after being abandon by his parents at birth. He was rescued by one of the coldest man on the planet and was raise by him and his family. Watch as Naruto take over his father's legacy, as the Second Magus Killer. #OOC Naruto #OP Naruto #Harem [Hiatus]
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,522 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 2/15 - Naruto U.
Blondes In Exile by Dragon1990 reviews
Naruto, Ino and Temari are lost at sea and soon, stranded on an Island. What are they supposed to do to pass the time when you're three healthy young teenagers with raging hormones waiting for someone to come and rescue you? NarutoxInoxTemari Rated M So Mature Readers Only!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 2/27 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Temari]
A Dark Obsession by Sabaku Ookami reviews
Mikoto finds an eight year old Naruto hung from a tree by a rope, she saves him and finds out he tried committing suicide, and not just that time, but dozens of times and something triggers in her, making her obsessed with the blond boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Hello World by ShotoGun reviews
A flash of white turned my world on its head, now the world is so strange and exciting. All shall fall before my might! A young girl with a thirst for conquest will lay claim to the world of ninja. Story rewritten. Yandere OC. gamer Fic. AU. Elements of the Gamer. Naruto X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,939 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 5/13 - Naruto U., OC
Full Tilt by NekoShade reviews
Naruto, Ino, and Hinata have been stuck in a spacial time loop for multiple lifetimes. Finding no way to end it, they decide to do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whom ever they want. (Genre changes per arc)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,067 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
At a young age Naruto grew up with little to no friends. Because of this he grew up with a love of video games. One day somehow he woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto has no idea what to make of this, but decided to make the most of it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover. RPG and Naruto Game of the Year elements.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 315,855 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 7,165 - Follows: 8,285 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
Empathy by scarface101 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, a newly minted Genin and a Child of Prophecy that wears his Emotions on his sleeve... Quite literally. Naruto X Harem. Slight Multi-xover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 252 - Published: 6/2
The Yunhwa Company by Sabaku Ookami reviews
Abandoned as a child and raised by Uchiha Mikoto, Naruto joins and soon becomes the leader of one of the few Free Companies in the Elemental Nations. As a mercenary captain, what kind of trouble follows him and his company? (Isn't the best summary, but it's what you get)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/12 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Sleep Deprived by decievingeyes reviews
"What the hell?" Jean repeated, sounding even more incredulous. A few girls sniggered at his expression, and Connie shrugged. "Dunno…I remember Eren saying something about lack of sleep, but I don't see how that explains anything…" Strongly hinted EreMika, primarily from Armin's perspective. One-shot for now, may become a two-shot.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Kitsune & Panda by sheltie reviews
This comes from one of my Naruto Story Idea chaps. After returning from Wave Naruto comes back, but he isn't the same. His other personality, Kitsune has risen and mayhem is in store for everyone in Konoha with the only one safe is one girl, his Panda-hime. Warning! A lot of character bashing in this, so if you don't like that kind of thing then don't read. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Naruto U., Tenten, Hana I.
Shinto's Uzumaki by PandaGX reviews
The Legendary clan, the Uzumaki were once a feared and respected clan. As time pass on, they were forgotten. Now a new Uzumaki is born and he will remind the world why they were once feared. Here comes Naruto Uzumaki-dattebayo! #OP Naruto #Harem [Hiatus]
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,263 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,137 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 5,702 - Follows: 6,881 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
The life of a Human Sacrifice by Alexander Jay reviews
Naruto forsakes the village of Konoha and strikes out on his own. How will this affect the ninja world? NaruYugi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,340 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 297,298 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Speak no Evil (Hear no Evil) by Echollage reviews
Naruto can speak to animals, and as it turns out, they're all apparently dead set on ruining his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/1 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Two cats and a kit by Crystalbullet reviews
Naruto is Taken from the Village at a young age by two Mysterious figures on his birthday. When naruto Returns he has one goal in mind and will do anything to accomplish this task. Rated M for Paranoid reasons. Also for Blood, Language HEAVY CHARACTER DEATH and Lemons. Naruto, Soul Eater and Bleach crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,568 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Naruto U., Blair] Kushina U.
Childhood Meeting by Shadow1001 reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREATH OF THE WILD: "Zora Quest" and "Captured Memories" The fateful meeting with the person who would continue to save his life for time and time again...until destiny splits them apart. Link x Mipha
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,594 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/12 - [Link, Mipha]
Naruto: A Weird But Kind-of-OP Shinobi by RifatAlam reviews
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. Despite being the eldest child among the triplets, he is slightly neglected by his parents for his younger brother and sister. Instead of moping, crying and loathing he takes up a new resolve: facing life with a shit-eating grin and waving his middle finger at fate when given the chance. NarutoxAmenoxSmallHarem OPNaruto! ParentsAlive! OOC & X-over Elements.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,288 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 647 - Published: 4/26 - Naruto U.
The Typhoon fleet by greyblueflames98 reviews
Four years ago, they thought he died when the bridge exploded, when in truth... It led to him to his true calling, as the Admiral to the Typhoon Fleet! M for future lemons, language, and gore. Living Minato, and Kushina. Edited chapters 1-4 on 2/14/17 New cover image!
Crossover - Naruto & Kantai Collection - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,862 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/8/2016 - [Nagato, Naruto U.]
Smile by HeiKitsune reviews
A trip to a bar becomes a dangerous affair. With Link blade at a man's throat. Zelda laughing. The champions holding Link back. And Mipha shocked to her very core. And all because of a smile.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18 - [Link, Mipha] - Complete
Teeth by HeiKitsune reviews
While Mipha heals Link's back after a battle, Zelda takes notice to few teeth marks on his shoulder. Which leads to, Revali laughing, Daruk with a headache, and more fire for Urbosa's teasing ways.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/5 - [Mipha, Link] Zelda - Complete
NaruToons by pain17ification reviews
Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,110 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Samui, Shizuka, Kin T.]
New Dawn V3 by scarface101 reviews
A Ruthless organization is on the rise. They have no mercy, no loyalties to Nations or Daimyos. They are the New Dawn. Naruto x Large harem. Warning: Extreme bashing. (Same Summary, different opening chapter.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 194 - Published: 3/30 - Naruto U.
Kannushi Monogatari by iamreadingyourightnowwithlove reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, the one who bears the burden of being the warden of the Nine-Tailed Fox. That is what the people of Konoha know him as, has been for years. However, he has a destiny far greater than anyone has ever imagined. Will he bring forth the blessing of salvation or the curse of extinction? Rating may increase later on because of language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/23 - Naruto U.
Rain by Rytex reviews
Paya hated rain. It always meant she had to do extra chores, and her time was precious. But today, the rain also brought him with it. If the rain brought him every time it came, she could certainly stand a few more days of it. Link x Paya. Oneshot. K-Plus for some violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20 - [Link, Paya] - Complete
The Crosses We Bear by HeiKitsune reviews
A walk in the city turns into a bit of a learning experience for Zelda about Link when a drunken man crosses their path.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/17 - [Link, Mipha] - Complete
The Legend Of Fire by UchihaMadara1997 reviews
Naruto is cast aside by his parents for his siblings, whom are jinchuriki. Watch as he burns his own path in life with the power of his predecessor and the eyes of his sensei. Will he show the world what a will of fire can really do. Does it mean the will to fight to protect your village? Or does it mean the true nature of fire?- Chaos, destruction, and death. Fem!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/26 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Mikoto U.
So, Who Would Win? by CV12Hornet reviews
"In a fight, I mean. Between you, Chris, and Tsubasa."
Senki Zesshō Symphogear/戦姫絶唱シンフォギア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13 - Hibiki T., Kirika A. - Complete
Second Chances by DarknessIncarnate2000 reviews
When Naruto manages to defeat Kaguya, he finds himself slipping into depression at what it cost him till he's given the opportunity to travel back in time to prevent the deaths many but at what cost? Watch as Naruto carves his name into the History books with the power of the Sage's body and eyes. Rinne-Sharingan!Naruto Eventual Godlike
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Mikoto U.]
Nine Tails Incarnate by NineTailsIncarnate reviews
Following the Nine Tails Attack, Minato Namikaze seals all the Nine Tails' into his son while removing its soul. With Naruto's own soul now at the core of the Nine Tails' power, the world will bear witness to the birth of a new Nine Tailed Fox! Watch as Naruto and his fellow Hidden Leaf Ninja grow and fight to forever change the world of the Shinobi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,105 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/12/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
A Wind through the Reeds by angelofthelightanddark reviews
There are many things Link shouldn't remember. He knows this. He shouldn't remember a land swathed in green, the sound of rain through the leaves of many tall and sunlit trees, shouldn't remember a deity tall and radiant in Her Glory. But he does.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Link, Zelda, Demise, Hylia/Her Grace
Garchu! by scarface101 reviews
The Mink Tribe. A tribe that has continued its existence since the Great Pirate era has now surfaced in the Elemental Nations... and Naruto is now a National treasure? Naruto x Harem. (Feedback and suggestions welcome.)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 437 - Published: 2/13 - Naruto U.
Into The Shadows by darknessfeathers reviews
Naruto never had anyone to teach him while he was growing up, so he decided to learn on his own. It's amazing the things one can learn when they really put their mind to it. Especially when they have the potential for greatness and focus on that early.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,331 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Naruto U.
The Path I chose to take by PurpleShadow95 reviews
Naruto is born 5 years before the Kyuubi Attack. After the Kyuubi Attack, things for Naruto change dramatically. He is made responsible for the Kyuubi attack and hides his true Powers. He enters ANBU at the Age of 10 without the knowledge of his Parents. He rapidly rises in the ranks as Kitsune. He is put in the Shadow of his younger brother Kei. Minato and Kushina alive. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,034 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Minato N., Kushina U.
One night in Heaven by Count Grishnackh reviews
A year after the events of skyward sword, Link becomes the captain of the skyloftian knights and works hard to protect and serve the people of the floating island. One night Link is summoned by the three goddesses for a very special reason. (Currently being rewritten with extended chapters)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Link, Din, Nayru, Farore]
Everyday Life with Yanderes by scarface101 reviews
Due to unexpected circumstances and as part of the game of a pair of Goddesses... Naruto finds himself in some unusual and Krazy circumstances. Naruto x Harem. Multi-xover Warning: Yanderes (As the Title says.) Insanity, bashing and darkness later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 547 - Published: 1/10 - Naruto U.
The Moon is a Girl? (Who Knew!) by MightyGoat reviews
Naruto: A moon worshiping escape artist who has an unhealthy obsession with chakra. Sakura: An aspiring jashinist with the strength to destroy a mountain with a single punch. Sasuke: Is really, really confused. And Kakashi? Poor, poor Kakashi is wishing he never told them to come at him with the intent to kill.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Titania's sibling by scarface101 reviews
Born together. Never apart. This is the story of the Uzumaki Twins. Naruto X Erza X Harem. Warning: Major Konoha bashing. (Don't say you weren't warned.)
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 455 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Second Chance by ASmilingTree reviews
Hello, and welcome to the new and remastered version of my story "Play for your life!". -Currently discontinued/paused-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U.
The eyes have it by scarface101 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki. Expert of Spirits. And Shinobi. What would happen if Naruto had a few tricks up his sleeve, courtesy of his 'Boss? FInd out here. Replacement of 'Left Hand of the Shinogami.' Naruto x Harem. Warning: Some bashing and occasionally implied lemons. (Full lemons under consideration.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Naruto U., OC
Betrayal by ClanNamikaze reviews
Naruto beats Sasuke at the Valley of the End. During the fight, Naruto awakens the Rinnegan! Although great to have, it cost him. Orochimaru was watching the fight and saw his eyes! Kakashi was able to get there in time but wasn't able to save Naruto from Orochimaru. Years pass by as Naruto learns everything Orochimaru knows. Konoha has been looking for their 'Weapon' and sent Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,582 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Tsunade S.
Uplift the Nations by scarface101 reviews
A certain Artificial intelligence has resurfaced in the Elemental Nations. Now seeking to fulfill its primary purpose: Humanity without Frailty. Naruto x harem. Multi-xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 290 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Naruto U.
The Second Cry by Impassive Purple reviews
[AU] In which pain and death are a constant. Where values are assigned to everything. People will be people after all, and Naruto just happens to be stuck in this less than ideal world, disconnected from everyone else by force- turned choice... Sentiment and value are worthless if you're dead. "Whatever... Not my problem, right?" (OOC, Kikoku/Sword Wielding Naruto-No Harems)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,058 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Ami] Izumi U.
Uzumaki Classroom by scarface101 reviews
What would happen if Naruto requested an investigation be placed on Team 7's lax training? And what if he were assigned to a... special mission? (Heavily inspired by Mahou Sensei Negima. Not a true xover. Negima characters may appear.) Warning: Harem, some bashing, and bits of kraziness. (Please check petition on profile.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,081 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto the Sun God by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Sometimes, being in the wrong place when good things happen is bad. Sometimes, it is worse. Naruto didn't know what to make of being in his current situation, but he was about to find out.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Naruto U., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Naruto the Fused Trap by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Death was many things, and hateful to the Uzumaki clan was one of them. You know what they say, when you can't eat a Jinchuriki soul... fuse them together and send them as far away from the afterlife as possible as revenge, or something like that.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Everyday life in an Uzumaki Prison by scarface101 reviews
Kraziness. Prison. Monster girls. That is now Naruto's life as he goes through a new and insane chapter of his life. Multi-xover Naruto x Massive harem. Warning: Extreme bashing and the insanity of Scarface101. (You have been fairly warned.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 453 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Naruto U.
True Ninja by The Howling Behemoth reviews
As Naruto steals the Forbidden scroll he has a realization of his future. Now he is forced to become the silent killer of the old ways. Ways of death, deceit and despair. A true ninja. Lethal. Bashing Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,999 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Uzumaki lemonade by scarface101 reviews
After the defeat of the Rabbit Goddess. Naruto gains the ability to hop from dimension to dimension. Lemon fic. Multixover. Warning: Kinks and Fetishes will be often used. (Suggestions for lemons and females are welcome.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 405 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Naruto U.
Of Fangs and Venom by scarface101 reviews
The Yamata No Orochi. The Wolf Goddess of the Sun. Both Patrons of the Uzumaki clan. And they have come seeking out Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto x harem. Warning: Major bashing. (You were fairly warned. So don't be whine about it.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 530 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Arrival by scarface101 reviews
Team RWBY had been dispatched to investigate a new probable species of Grimm. But the container for this one, holds a few secrets of his own. Naruto x Team RWBY (Others may be included.)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 435 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Naruto U., Team RWBY
Counterattack on Titan by scarface101 reviews
Kushina, a veteran soldier with her own Ambitions. Her son Naruto, who carries a dangerous secret. Both Hungry for revenge against the Titans and against humans. Naruto x harem. Warning: Some bashing. (You have been warned.)
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 341 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Annie L., Mikasa A.
Himes of Uzu by scarface101 reviews
Weapons thought destroyed, long buried and banned. The Shikabane Himes. Now unearthed and seeking a master to follow. (Warnings: Harem, bashing, language and some vulgarity. Don't say you weren't warned.) Please check petition on profile.
Crossover - Naruto & Shikabane Hime/屍姫 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 254 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Naruto U., Hokuto
An Emerald among RWBY by Antonio Ro reviews
In seemingly unknown events two young girls are save by a man in green from the very faces of death itself. A meeting that will change their very fate and paths that they lead. But with the man injure. What of the demons of his pass that haunt him and how will he live in this strange world where magic and science are all the same and yet so different from the life he once knew
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Link, Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Naruto of the Black Blood by scarface101 reviews
What if Naruto were adopted by Medusa Gorgon? What if she injected him with a more advanced version of the Black Blood? And what if Naruto... had an agenda of his own? Warning: Bashing and Harem. Don't flame since you've been warned. (Of course, knowing flamers, you'll do it anyway like childish brats.) Note from author: Please look at petition on my profile.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 316 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Naruto U., Crona, Medusa G.
The Traitor of Konoha by Urethane reviews
Namikaze Naruto is neglected, but he's fine with that. His younger sister deserves the training since she's the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. Taking over Itachi's role, he slaughters the Uchiha clan and escapes the village in search of the Akatsuki, preparing to infiltrate it for the sake of his village. !GoodSasuke !ColdStrongNaruto !AkatsukiNaruto !JionguNaruto !Incest !BroConSis !FemHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,020 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 2/19/2015 - [Naruto U., Naruko U., Hidan]
Bloodline by sinisteruto reviews
What if Naruto was the one who created the chimera no jutsu? What if he started collecting bloodline limits and founded his own mercinary organisation? What if Naruto became the greatest mad scientist ninja in the world? What if the world was nothing but a playground for him where only he and those allied to him were allowed to win? Dark Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,332 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 334 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Naruto U., Karin U., Yakumo, Mei T.
My name is Kira V2 by scarface101 reviews
Brought to trial as evidence against Amachi. Kira has been released into the Custody of a Jonin. Now she shall insert herself into Konoha's society. But... how will Konoha handle a monster in their midst? Naruto x OC x Harem. (Look on profile for Petition. Thank you.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 195 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Naruto U., OC
Naruto: True Ashikabi V2 by scarface101 reviews
What if MBI were founded by Kushina? What if her son came to inherit this massive corporation? Along with the Sekirei? Naruto x Harem. (Warning: Bashing and some wackiness. You have been warned fairly.)
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 464 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 88/Musubi
Son of Lucario by Satoshi-Greninja reviews
Being rewritten under the title The Guardian. Pairing will be Ash/Lopunny! Ash/Braixen!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,063 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gardevoir/Sirknight] Lucario
For the Birds by scarface101 reviews
Somewhere hidden in Konoha exists a crypt, containing the infamous Nitro. And one Naruto... has awakened them. Naruto x Harem. May have Bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Toriko - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Naruto U., Heavenly Kings
Out of his head by scarface101 reviews
What if Kurama disrupted the seal during the Forbidden Scroll incident? And one of the souls in the seal... got out? Naruto x Harem. Kiri Naruto. Bashing too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 383 - Published: 1/13/2016 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Ameyuri R.
The Dollmaker by scarface101 reviews
What if Naruto discovered a 'Workshop' and found his calling in the art of Dollmaking? Dark story. Dark Naruto x harem. Bashing too so no complaints. You were fairly warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Hotel Uzumaki by scarface101 reviews
One day Naruto gets a strange call... which quickly leads him to running his own hotel... for goddesses? Naruto x harem. Some bashing. No flames.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Naruto U.
naruto: the path of a hero by NarutoNega reviews
naruto isn't the son of minato namikaze and kushina uzumaki. Instead, he is an uchiha. An uchiha that will follow a path that not many other uchiha take. The path of a hero. tri-element naruto, fuinjutsu naruto, smart naruto, strong naruto, slightly grey naruto, sharingan naruto, EMS naruto (later chapters.). (Grammar gets better as you progress, sorry about that.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Naruto U.
Kill La Uzu by scarface101 reviews
Crippled during his Academy days, Naruto is offered a second chance... by Satsuki Kiriyuin! Naruto x Satsuki x Ryuko x harem. No flames allowed. Period.
Crossover - Naruto & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 423 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Naruto U., Ryuko M., Satsuki K.
The Dragon of the South by scarface101 reviews
Naruto and Korra. Best friends since Childhood have finally reunited. One Dreams of earning the title 'Dragon' the other dreams of Surpassing Avatar Aang himself. Can they do it? Warning: Some Mako bashing during Spirits arc. Bashing of Raiko. Naruto x Korra x Asami x Jinora. [Last one is MUCH later.] Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 418 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Naruto U., Korra, Jinora, Asami S.
The Gravewalker by scarface101 reviews
The Gravewalker. Bookkeeper of the Shinigami. Intermediary between the realms of life and death. Her name is Shizukesa, and now she shall raise Naruto to be what he is meant to. How will Naruto grow with a false child as a mother? Naruto x OC x harem. Warning: Bashing. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Also if you're just going to flame, go away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 280 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., OC
The Fox and Rabbit by scarface101 reviews
During the Chunin exams Naruto fell into the tomb of the Rabbit Goddess and accidentally revives her. What will happen when the First Chakra user and mother of the Rikudou Sennin reenter's the new era? Naruto x Kaguya x harem. Warning: Bashing. Don't like then don't read or flame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kaguya Ō.
Is this a Hanyou? by scarface101 reviews
What if Naruto was on the brink of death and the Necromancer Eucliwood Hellscythe saved him after making a contract? what if a dimensional traveling witch wanted to play around with Naruto a bit in both his life and fate? Naruto x Harem. Bashing of Sasuke, Sakura, Jiraiya, Kakashi and Hokages [Excluding Tsunade]. Slight xover with Xxxholic too. Don't like don't read.
Crossover - Naruto & Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Naruto U., Eucliwood H./Yuu, Seraphim
Cold Remedies by snakebuttt reviews
When workers in East Headquarters are catching a cold, it's up to Ed to give them a home made remedy or two. No pairings. Contains minor swearing. Small hints of Friendship between Ed and Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete