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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Naruto.

Obligatory, if Tedious, Information:

Name: Izzy

Age: 22

Gender: Very Female

Status: Post-Graduate.

Favorite Drinks: Gin and Tonic; Pomegranate Margarita; Mt. Dew; The tears of my enemies

Favorite Color: Indigo. I also like any rich, vibrant color with extra saturation. (The harder it is to pronounce, the better.)

Favorite Time of Day: Late evening, when the sun has gone down, but the sky is still blue with its light.

Favorite Dessert: Schwartzwalderkirchetorte (Black Forest Cake) or Mozart Cake or really any cake with a funny name.

Favoriting: When I favorite a story, I want to do it because I like the plot, it entertained me and/or made me think and it was well written. I really don't like favoriting things unless I really, really like them. As for favoriting authors, I usually only favorite an author when I like at least half of their works- so it's hard to be favorited by me, especially if you've written 60 stories or more.

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The Fandoms:

Harry Potter

-Twincest. Ooooh yes.

-Any and all Crack Pairings

Naruto

-Kiba/Hinata (FTW)

-Kiba/Shino

-Lee/Sakura, surprisingly enough.

-Kakashi/Sakura

-Gaara/Anybody

-Naruto/His Hand XD

Avatar

-Zuko/Katara

-Zuko/Jet =D

-Toph/Sokka (Canon = Weak, remember?)

-Toph/Anyone

Homestuck

-Gamzee/Tavros

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The Stories:

Note: It occurs to me that if you read my stories from oldest to newest, you get a very clear progression of how I've grown as a writer and a person.

Harry Potter-

1) Love Potions, Anyone? Finished My first one shot. Completely Mary-Sue and self-indulgent.

2) Things that Go Bump Down the Hall Finished One shot with a slice of lemon. My first lemon, actually, and it's a Yaoi threesome at that.

3) Initiation Finished Very dark for me, unusually dark. One shot written for either a contest or a fic exchange, can't remember. Highly dissatisfied with it.

4) Midnight on Stoatshead Hill Finished Yet another one shot. You'd think I entered a load of contests or something. This, I think, is my best work to date.

5) Harry's Wand Finished Practically a crack!fic one shot. Read this if you have a dirty mind and 5 minutes to spare.

6) The Date Finished Possibly my story with the lamest title ever, this was a lovely bit written for Smutty_Claus exchange. Less lemony than usual, but still tasty.

7) Dream Lovers Finished This is as close as I ever get to crack!fic. Trelawney and Voldemort. What more do you want?

8) Secret Places Finished Another fic written for Smutty_Claus, but a little more... dangerous than usual. Approach with caution. Also, I think it's been removed if that's any indication.

9) Untitled Coming Soon Tonks/Moody. You have been warned.

Star Wars-

1) Slave Finished Not a lot to say at this point- very experimental for me, but I learned so much from writing it.

2) These Feet that Carry Me Terminated Nope.

Naruto-

1) The Sand Jar Finished My most recent work. I know there are some things I could fix, but overall I think it works well.

2) The Broken Fan Not Finished Holy crap did this one stall. I should have put in a lot more planning before deciding it would be a long story.

3) Only Half Alone Finished Distracting one-shot. AKA, "Like you've never thought about it before!"

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Authoress' Notes:

I am more than perfectly ok with someone using ideas, characters and plots from my stories, unless stated otherwise in the fic itself. It is, however, polite to ask before taking things that aren't yours so e-mail me at flawedheart@hotmail.com or send me a message if you are planning on doing so.

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Sick and Tired by sockruse reviews
Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
On Even Ground by YamiTami reviews
The only way for Tavros to avoid being culled is for a highblood to claim him as their slave. His matesprit is the obvious choice, and Gamzee is deeply disturbed by the power imbalance. / Dark Season AU, Gamzee/Tavros, swearing, smut, angst
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011
Sit Back and Watch the Bed Burn by caitthecursed reviews
Blood sticks, sweat drips, break the lock if it don't fit. A kick in the teeth is good for some; a kiss with a fist is better than none. 50 sentences, Naruto/Sakura. A bit of humor, a bit of angst, and a lot of passion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Sonnet by alifestylechoice reviews
This is the moment he must decide, when she reaches her hand out and molds his fingers around the curve of her hip. Kakasaku Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Closer by Roving Otter reviews
The bond between student and sensei can be powerful. But how close is too close? Gai/Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Hiding Behind Masks by thatreevesgirl reviews
The first time Kakashi put on a mask was the day after his father committed suicide. Since then, Kakashi has always been hiding behind them. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Welcomed Change by thatreevesgirl reviews
Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 193 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Lies by Leviticus Lied reviews
Shino enters into an arranged marriage, but, as life continues, his relationship with Kiba is also changing. ShinoxOC ShinoxKiba. Rated M as of chapter fourteen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,353 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5346 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Exactly the Doomed Romance of the Century by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru, pastfic. In which Jiraiya fails to be any good at spicing up his sex life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Immortality by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. It was what they called forbidden love. But was it really love at all? LunaLovegoodAugustusRookwood!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
The Yearbook by Jubileyn reviews
ONESHOT. It's time for the Trio to say goodbye to Hogwarts, and it's pretty difficult for Ron. So what better way to preserve his happy times by having people sign a spare bit of parchment he has handy? And thanks to Harry and Ginny, he gets Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Summer of Our Discontent by The Gramarye reviews
FINISHED! BtVSHP. WRHP, BSDM. PostBtVS S6, HP 5. Willow's actions in 'Grave' sweep Buffy and Willow into a world of politics, romance, drama, and violence on the eve of the Second Great War of the wizarding world. Wackiness ensues.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 211,213 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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The Broken Fan reviews
Sai has a mission with Sakura, and what a mission it has turned out to be! This adventure includes such elements as lemon, epic battles, kidnap, nudity, social etiquette, excessive drinking and espionage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,948 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sai
Dream Lovers reviews
Our favorite divination teacher goes on one of her frequent walks through her dreamscape. This is it, people. This is the closest I get to crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sybill T., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Date reviews
Due to a new law passed by the Ministry, all single pureblood witches and wizards must make a certain attempt to engender romantic relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Test reviews
Tenten and Naruto are partners for the jounin exams. Oh, it's a little fluffy and a little pointless, but you know you want to read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Only Half Alone reviews
Tenten is tired of empty nights.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Tenten - Complete
The Sand Jar reviews
“Good. Have you received a reply?” “Yes. She... she approves my immediate recall.” “...Good.” Rated M for life-like situations and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,641 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
These Feet that Carry Me reviews
Sequel to Slave. One girl, searching to find a woman long gone, is trying to find the meaning of herself. Will she learn who she is and find the answers to her questions? And if she does, will she find it within her to defend what is hers?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008
Harry's Wand reviews
Harry has lost his wand and it's up to the Weasleys to help him find it! Rated K for puerile humour and badly-disguised perversion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Midnight on Stoatshead Hill reviews
A one chapter work done for a contest. The prompt: imagine the death of a character in the manner of the King's Cross scene. Rated PG- K for you strange types.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Initiation reviews
Remus must carry out his mission for Dumbledore. Unfortunately, this entails some things that might be better left... unsaid. YAOI, DUB-CON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
Things that Go Bump Down the Hall reviews
Fred and George are close. Really close. Closer than you would expect. Closer than Harry suspects, too. Oh, how you all will find out! One shot, Fred/George/Harry, Yaoi and Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Slave reviews
Welcome to the last chapter.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Love Potions, Anyone? reviews
I'm not great at humor, and this is my first one-shot. This is what every Valentine's day should be like. There is moderate slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete