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Joined 04-25-03, id: 375353, Profile Updated: 03-25-17
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Naruto.

Obligatory, if Tedious, Information:

Name: Izzy

Age: 27

Gender: Very Female

Status: Teacher and Step-mother

Favorite Drinks: Gin and Tonic; Pomegranate Margarita; Mt. Dew; The tears of my enemies

Favorite Color: Indigo. I also like any rich, vibrant color with extra saturation. (The harder it is to pronounce, the better.)

Favorite Dessert: Green Tea Panna Cotta

Favoriting: When I favorite a story, I want to do it because I like the plot, it entertained me and/or made me think and it was well written. I really don't like favoriting things unless I really, really like them. As for favoriting authors, I usually only favorite an author when I like at least half of their works- so it's hard to be favorited by me, especially if you've written 60 stories or more.


The Stories:

Note: It occurs to me that if you read my stories from oldest to newest, you get a very clear progression of how I've grown as a writer and a person.

Harry Potter-

1) Love Potions, Anyone? Finished My first one shot. Completely Mary-Sue and self-indulgent.

2) Things that Go Bump Down the Hall Finished One shot with a slice of lemon. My first lemon, actually, and it's a Yaoi threesome at that.

3) Initiation Finished Very dark for me, unusually dark. One shot written for either a contest or a fic exchange, can't remember. Highly dissatisfied with it.

4) Midnight on Stoatshead Hill Finished Yet another one shot. You'd think I entered a load of contests or something. This, I think, is my best work to date.

5) Harry's Wand Finished Practically a crack!fic one shot. Read this if you have a dirty mind and 5 minutes to spare.

6) The Date Finished Possibly my story with the lamest title ever, this was a lovely bit written for Smutty_Claus exchange. Less lemony than usual, but still tasty.

7) Dream Lovers Finished This is as close as I ever get to crack!fic. Trelawney and Voldemort. What more do you want?

8) Secret Places Finished Another fic written for Smutty_Claus, but a little more... dangerous than usual. Approach with caution. Also, I think it's been removed if that's any indication.

Star Wars-

1) Slave Finished Not a lot to say at this point- very experimental for me, but I learned so much from writing it.


1) The Sand Jar Finished My most recent work. I know there are some things I could fix, but overall I think it works well.

2) The Broken Fan Not Finished Holy crap did this one stall. I should have put in a lot more planning before deciding it would be a long story.

3) Only Half Alone Finished Distracting one-shot. AKA, "Like you've never thought about it before!"


Authoress' Notes:

I am more than perfectly ok with someone using ideas, characters and plots from my stories, unless stated otherwise in the fic itself. It is, however, polite to ask before taking things that aren't yours so send me a message if you are planning on doing so.

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The Broken Fan reviews
Sai has a mission with Sakura, and what a mission it has turned out to be! This adventure includes such elements as lemon, epic battles, kidnap, nudity, social etiquette, excessive drinking and espionage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,948 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sai
Dream Lovers reviews
Our favorite divination teacher goes on one of her frequent walks through her dreamscape. This is it, people. This is the closest I get to crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sybill T., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Date reviews
Due to a new law passed by the Ministry, all single pureblood witches and wizards must make a certain attempt to engender romantic relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Test reviews
Tenten and Naruto are partners for the jounin exams. Oh, it's a little fluffy and a little pointless, but you know you want to read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Only Half Alone reviews
Tenten is tired of empty nights.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Tenten - Complete
The Sand Jar reviews
“Good. Have you received a reply?” “Yes. She... she approves my immediate recall.” “...Good.” Rated M for life-like situations and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,641 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Harry's Wand reviews
Harry has lost his wand and it's up to the Weasleys to help him find it! Rated K for puerile humour and badly-disguised perversion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Midnight on Stoatshead Hill reviews
A one chapter work done for a contest. The prompt: imagine the death of a character in the manner of the King's Cross scene. Rated PG- K for you strange types.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Initiation reviews
Remus must carry out his mission for Dumbledore. Unfortunately, this entails some things that might be better left... unsaid. YAOI, DUB-CON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
Things that Go Bump Down the Hall reviews
Fred and George are close. Really close. Closer than you would expect. Closer than Harry suspects, too. Oh, how you all will find out! One shot, Fred/George/Harry, Yaoi and Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Slave reviews
Welcome to the last chapter.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Love Potions, Anyone? reviews
I'm not great at humor, and this is my first one-shot. This is what every Valentine's day should be like. There is moderate slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete