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Hello to everybody who happens to be reading this. And to Forever Hopeful 157 – you’re out of milk. I would just like to say that I got the survey below from kkawesome101 and everything below that from my best friend at school.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

getting frustrating.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My curtains

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Avengers

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:40pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:10pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Footsteps upstairs and the TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going to camp 4 days ago. Lol

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Kkawesome101’s fanfiction profile

9. What are you wearing?

My PJs

10. Did you dream last night?

No

11. When did you last laugh?

Watching The Avengers for the 2nd time just now (as in just before I started this quiz)

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Bookshelves.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I’ve been camping with about 300 scouts for 4 days. I’ve seen some pretty strange things.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It’s kinda weird

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Avengers

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every single book ever printed in English

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I’m a tomboy

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would feed, clothe and shelter everyone properly.

19. Do you like to dance?

I like hip hop. And I don’t mind freestyle as long as no one’s looking.

20. George Bush:

Was a US president. Right?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I have nooo idea.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Again – I have absolutely no idea.

Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

BUT

Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly Like a G6. Then JLo fell On the Floor and Nelly then woke up and said, "PHEW! it was Just A Dream."

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It’s hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an XBox

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You are in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

4/24

The hilarious thing is – apparently I have a bigger boy side than girl side but – I’m a girl! LOL

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pac sun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American eagle.

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

You have more than one house.

Total: 2/11 NOT A PREP! GO EVRYONE THAT ISN’T!

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colours.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark. (naturally - not dye or aything)

Total: 1/7

PUNK

You can skateboard

You’ve worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 1/8

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter.

You are supposed to wear glasses

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band.

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework. (or at least I try to)

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 10/10 GO GEEKS!

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment.

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

You have a specific number.

Total: 2/9

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band Panic! At the disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been died more than 1 colour

Total:2/10

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All of the above I either got from my BFF of kkawesome101. Below this point is my doing.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care

where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was

Sir Cumference.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement.

He became a hardened criminal.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I’ll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

A calendar’s days are numbered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under

If you actually read all of the corny jokes I got off the internet and my friends – good job to you. You must be very persistent. Please leave me a review (and/or PM - it doesn't really matter) and tell me which ones you think are the best.

Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

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