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Joined 02-24-12, id: 3755013, Profile Updated: 09-07-13

"If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit!"

Officially i am THE merde (for all y'all who knows french) but my parents chose to name Nichelae instead of some kick-ass name as Reflex or Shadow
(sigh) i know what is the world coming to (i know its not coming to me though).

My friend once told me a mantra she found for a friend it was "In order to be the shit(merde), you gotta attract flies" i likjed it i really did but i go by my standards BoTB-Best of The Best Y'all

So the fanfics i read are:

Twilight not for the sparkly pasty ass mother father and selfish spoilt ass do gooder user otherwise known as Edward and Edwards Bella but fo Good Bella, Paul, Jacob, Leah(the boss tress), Embry, Rosalie, Jasper and Emmett.

Victorious for Jade(awesomeness-part from moi- personified) Tori sometimes and Cat.

Soul Eater. Everything about it is awesome.

iCarly forr SEDDIE and Sam Freddie and Gibby.

XMEN for ROGUE AND GAMBIT. Jean is a pyscotic not really chienne.

Maximum Ride. Everyone but Maya/Max 2.

Some of the crap below was copied of other peoples profile. im a lazy mofo DEAL. Anyways i like them soo... yea

Catch Phrases: "No shit, Sherlock"; "Hey, that rhymed!-grin-"; "I'm not insane, my therapist said so";
Favorite Genre:Hmmm... Romance? (What can I say, I'm a sucker for a good love story.) There's also Comedy, Hurt, Angst, all in both novel and Manga/Anime form. So, bits and pieces of everything...

Job: Part-time Grammar Nazi, part-time lazy mother fucker... It alternates...
Hobbies: Writing songs, writing stories(duh), reading, pissing off random people, sexually harassing random people, and loving some random hobby before I get frustrated or bored and give up...

Likes: Music, books, manga/anime, Bk(yummm), taking pictures, my imagination, wolves, cats, other animals, stating stupid and random little factoids, calling children "Small People", using words you will NEVER find in a dictionary, and the drink of the gods, MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
Dislikes: Chores, homework(with a passion), posed pictures, picking up doggie doodie, the idea of me getting married, horror movies(-whimper-), , , curriculums, you ranting(unless it's cute), my brother clearing his throat when he's reading laughing when he's reading, someone distracting me when I'm reading and listening to music, and the list goes on...

My first language is wait for it ... SARCASM. AIn't that lovely? My fave motorcycle is Ducati or Harley and my vechile is a Bugatti Veryon to be specific. My fave hats are Beanies,Fedoras and obviously Snapbacks. My fave clothings are vests ties baggy clothing and basketball shorts and shoes also break dancing shoes.

Copy and paste to your profile. BOLD the ones for you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE(OR HAD) STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Favorite Quote : "Smile, it makes the world wonder what you're up to."

"Insane people are always sure they are fine.It is only the sane people willing to admit they are crazy."

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." (Which is why i'd wait to be parked to be macking on my girl)

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Things to do in class

When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.

Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say I just did’

Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.

Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.

Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.

Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading

Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren’t late)

Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.

Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.

Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.

Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.

Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force

Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.

Tell your teacher that you’re going to be sick tomorrow.

Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm

Write objects in mirror are dumber than they appear’ on a small mirror. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror.

Do the above, except on the bathroom mirrors.

Stand in front of a person (same sex) and then shout out "NO I WILL NOT GO WITH YOU"

Ask random people "you want a condom? i dont need it anymore"

Raise your hand and tell the teacher "im sorry i dont speak english..can i leave now?"

A Lesson in Government

Previous Next

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

I didnt want to put this but im scared no chizERY so.,...

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,asking
for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed outthe
man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

This goes out to ALL MY BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
My best friends; moms love me, all of us hardly sees the dad.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"
Totally!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Yeah...

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
That actually is a good idea...Ya might wanna watch out there.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
I will go ninja on them...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
Then claims I'm raping their house. Just because i walk in and she's in a towel doesn't mean i'm raping the house. I'd be raping them not the house.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
Wait, so that means that when I need a drinking buddy you can't be it? I don't think so! Bring out the whiskey baby! Jk...Way too young for that..

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

I will hurt you if you do Normal-People-Scare-Me19...


Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Everyone Has A Choice by YouOnlyGetOneLifex reviews
Bella isn't the way she was in the Twilight books, she's different. She lives in La Push, her best friend is Leah Clearwater and she would rather hang around with Leah and the guys than do anything else but that all gets ruined when she gets expelled and forced to go to Forks High. Rated M for language and possible lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,326 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bella, Paul
Volturi Mistress by Cairadawn reviews
100 or so years after her eighteen birthday Bella is apart of the most powerful coven in the vampire world. She has her life together until someone from her past comes back. AU, J/B First story Please be kind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 142,059 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - [Bella, Jasper]
Private Thoughts by PurplePixie143 reviews
Bella has it bad for her boss, but she thinks that it would be inappropriate for her to become involved with him so she joins an online dating site. There she meets her dream cyber-man, and gets to live out her fantasies about her boss with him. What happens when the cyber-world and reality clash?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 140,026 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Nothing Left to Hide by music-is-life-17 reviews
When Isa Swan moves to Forks, WA, she meets a group of friends that show her there's nothing left to hide. A/H A/U OOC Rated M for Language and Adult things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 480,073 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Second Chances by TheNewestCullenKid reviews
Second Chances are rarely given. What happens when Bella is given a second chance at a life away from heartbreak, loneliness, and the darkness that surrounds her? As for Jasper, what happens when he gets a second chance at a life he once thought was gone. Can Jasper save Bella from the darkness? And can they live happily ever after? Set after Cullen's leave in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,437 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Fate's Hand At Play by mama4dukes reviews
It's wonderful that Seth Clearwater has finally found his imprint. Now, he just has to convince her to stay put in La Push long enough so he can tell her. Fortunately, he has help from a most unlikely source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,758 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Seth, Bella - Complete
Standing on Two Feet by IWillNotGoGently reviews
When a vampires human mate is born, they feel a massive pull towards them. Thats what happened to Major Jasper Whitlock. He felt the pull, he chased after it and found Bella Swan. Me. He brought me to the Volturi where there was a school for human mates. Thats where I've been all my life. It's time for Jasper to come back to collect me.Its time to start our lives! Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,451 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The God and Goddess of War by Textcrazy2011 reviews
Jasper and Bella are mates, separated in the Southern Wars years ago and forced to live without each other for decades on end. What happens when his 'goddess of war' returns bringing both happiness and tension into the Cullen family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 159,566 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
When Wendy Grew Up by J.W Black reviews
"I always thought we were Romeo and Juliet. But I was wrong. We're Peter Pan and Wendy, and in the end Wendy has to leave Peter, the Lost Boys and Neverland so she can grow up. That's what I finally did. I moved on from the childish, youthful fantasy that you were to me and grew up" Bella realizes who she really wants after Italy. But can he protect her from the danger chasing her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Truth: The Aftermath by HourglassGluedToTheTable reviews
FBenson: I'm in love with you, Sam Puckett. You have my fucking heart. Now you just have to decide what to do with it. FBenson signed off 6:34 P.M . Sequel to Truth.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,266 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dates, Mates, Hate, and Fate by mama4dukes reviews
Vampires don't exist...or do they? Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,257 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Truth by HourglassGluedToTheTable reviews
"Okay, so we have the whole summer before you go off to your big special school, right? So, we're going to play a game." Uh oh.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,737 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
When Online Meets Offline by TheNewestCullenKid reviews
Every night at 8pm Bella Swan TinkerBells and Jasper Cullen JazzHands chat. What happens when Bella moves to New York, and they meet unknowingly? Non-canon couples. A/H Full summary inside. Weekly updates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,497 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Walking With Wolves by RavenTwilight reviews
Paul is an outcast that has to use a cane to walk. Bella moves to La Push and is his first friend in a long time, made fun of for being a pale face. What happens when Paul becomes a wolf and everything changes? Cullens come later and shake things up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,705 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Bella, Paul
Better to Give AND Receive by BlueTitan reviews
With past sentiments of years gone by lingering in her mind, Raven decides to present BeastBoy with an overdue gift that could seem too good to be true.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Storytime With Spencer! by mirage888 reviews
Spencer volunteers at the local library and tells the kids their favorite story. In it, Princess Sam and Prince Freddie go on an adventure they'll never forget! SEDDIE! And Cibby. AU because it's a fairy tale, people.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,678 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
A birthday to remember by caseylynn04 reviews
Its been three years since the Cullen's left, and Bella's friends are taking her out on a road trip for her 21st bday, when she runs into someone from her past..who delivers her to her future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,789 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Peter, Bella
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Marcus & Didyme by alison94 reviews
Bella isn't who you thought she was. That much becomes clear when Alice comes to visit in New Moon. But who is she? And how does she know so much about vampires? Why do the Volturi know her name? Original pairings w/ mythical creatures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Beast Boy of the Sharingan Eye by Will-the-Tankadin reviews
Not a crossover! Beast Boy gains the powers of the Sharingan Eye! He can copy ANY abilities he sees! Random hilarity ensues, but can he control himself? BBxRae all the way!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,743 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Birthday Reflections by BlueTitan reviews
It's BeastBoy's Birthday, and Raven wants to let him know how much he's come to mean to her, but can't out of fear of her powers. So she sends him to the one place her powers cannot run amuck. Her mirror.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,030 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
In Another's Eyes by Will-the-Tankadin reviews
Its Freaky Friday, Teen Titan's style! Beast Boy and Raven change bodies, and hilarity ensues!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete