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Joined 02-24-12, id: 3755885, Profile Updated: 07-13-12
Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Bratz, and Harry Potter.

Not much to say about me, I ship mostly slash pairings and have far, far too many OCs.

No, my profile picture is not me, I have absolutely no clue who they are but they look 100% Identical to one of my Harry Potter OCs so I've staked an imaginary completely substance-less claim to it.

If anyone knows of any live Mutant X rps please, please message me, all I can find are dead ones. I shall be eternally grateful.

Ship the furry slash.

I'll probably remove this later, it was just ridiculously fun to do so I'm sticking it up here anyway (contains rude words):

LIST YOUR FAVOURITE OCS:

1- Logan Blackwood (Mutant X)

2- Karl Andrews (Mutant X)

3- Taynaru Haruka (Naruto)

4- Jasper ‘Jazz’ Fray (Sparticle mystery)

5- Arrow Kyte

6- Yuai Irinane

7- Rowan Rayes (Harry Potter)

8- Karter Abberdeen (Hunger Games)

9- Iris Jones (Rapunzel xD)

10 – Elaine

Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: What the fuck?

Logan: We’re under attack, enemy tribe, there’s too many to safely get everyone out the front, we’ll have to go around the back.

Me: Five more minutes pleasssee.

Logan: *drags her the fuck out of bed and out the back entrance, killing everyone in our path*

Me: Maaaaan you’re so badass.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Taynaru: *squeaks* Sorry

Me: I’m eating all your Kings and Queens- Hey tay, finish the chorus with me!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Iris: Hey blondie, I thought you were tapping the wheelchair kid?

Jazz: *whispering* Sorry, I just needed something to throw Admir off my gay trail.

Iris: Why don’t you let me sass him off of it?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: OMFG and Elf! *gently touches pointy ears and squeals when they’re real* Ohgodohgodohgod *curls up next to elf shamelessly* I love you my beautiful crazy elf OC.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Does this mean I’m a witch too!?! *bounces up and down*

Rowan: Hey, I’m a wizard now!

Me: Yeah, what’s up with that?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: I told you not to play hunter/prey with Zane, he takes it too far.

Karter: It’s fine, he owes me now.

Me: *nose bleed*

Karter: Hey, I didn’t meant he owed me- stop it!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: (to friends) OH BUUUUUURN!!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Hey omg are you a vampire?

Elaine: …

Me: You have pointy teeth!

Elaine: *eyebrow twitches*

Me: Hey do you sparkle in the sun?

Elaine: Fuck no.

Me: Your hair is soooo cool.

Elaine:…. Thank you. Let’s go get milkshakes.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Taynaru: Happy birthday!

Me: A shuriken! Awesome *throws it and it end up nearly beheading taynaru*

Tay: maybe I should have gotten you lessons instead…

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Jazz: Okay, remain calm, there’s a possible route I can take to get you out.

Me: Hurry the hell up with it then!

Jazz Whizzes in and guides me out all nimble like.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: Kyeh heh heh

Arrow walks by and looks over my shoulder at the laptop screen

Arrow: What are you- are you writing porn?

Me: *snaps laptop shut* whatnowhywouldyouthinkthatyousicko!?!?!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Logan: NO FUCKS GIVEN

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: Finally alone.

Rowan: What? You’re such a prude.

Me: You’re supposed to be cheering me up.

Rowan: Well you don’t seem very upset.

Me: Well played.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Iris: So I can fix it so that-

Me: NO CHEATING

Iris: But-

ME: NO

Iris: I-

Me: NO!

Iris:A-

Me: Nononononononono!

Iris pulls a face and storms off.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Me: Trolllolololololololololololol

Elaine: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sheeeeesh.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Logan your such a smartass and a badass. You got so much ass.

Logan: Um… thank you

Me: Now let me touch it *rape face! :3*

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: *laughing uncontrollably*

Karl: You’re not very good at respecting my feelings.

Me: You- In love with- a girl *on the floor sobbing from laughter*

Karl: I’m serious.

Logan: *enters* What is she doing on the floor?

Karl: I just trolled her. Now take me away fair prince *jumps on Logan*

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Me: You are officially the world’s worst parents.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: *raises eyebrows* please, they’re at it right now, can’t you hear the ugh, ‘kissing’ noises through the walls?

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Yuai, stop being a spoiled dick.

Yuai: Sssssh, I have to make arrow jealous, he’s had girlfriends before after all.

Me: *facepalm*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: STOP SILENTLY JUDGING ME- whoops that was out loud.

Rowan: I’m sorry but that is a crime against hairkind.

Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuu

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: So what is Zane?

Karter: What- Zane is just-

Me: DON’T YOU LIE TO ME LADDY!

Karter: *whimper*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Yeah, this would be funny if I couldn’t see this has been sent to twelve other people.

Iris: darn it.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: …

Wtf is this?

Logan: *muffled* dare

Elaine: *pretends to be shocked* What, I though you loved me!

Me: *Walks off shaking head.*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: they’re most definitely hooking up *bursts into room expectantly*

Taynaru is lying bleeding on the floor and Jazz is tending his wounds.

Jazz: He fell over. Again.

Me: *facepalm*

Would 2 trust 5?

Karl: I’d do much more than just trust him :3

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Elaine: I’ve been wanting a snack.

Jazz: Hey wait! I was just testing your reaction time, I think you might be coming down with vampire flu!

Elaine: Veeeerrrrry funny. Now hold still whilst I sink my fangs into your neck.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Yuai: Hah! I do not cook. Period.

Taynaru: Ramen for dinner everyone *sparkles and smiles*

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Rowan: Prostitute. Hooker. Rent boy. *does a little stripper dance*

Iris: Already got one as a tailor and I’m mighty fine at it thank you very much.

Me: why do you have such a weird accent, you’re not even from America.

Iris: Details.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Both: *shrugs*

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Iris: Prepare to be amazed!

6Me: *stare* …

Iris: …

Us: …

Me: Wtf is it? A bowl of fruit? A dog? A deformed cloud maybe?

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Elaine: *demon mode engaged* what-the-hell?!

Logan: Apologies.

Elaine: *snarls*

And then they have a stare off before breaking into a fit of giggles and walking off into the sunset.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

Karter: Is it even legal to do that to somebody?

Karl: *leans over* Hmm?

Karter: This Sext you sent to Logan which I accidentally have received, you sure doing this *gestures to a line in the text* is even legal?

Karl: *smiles and pats his head gently* I’m quite sure a lot of what we do isn’t legal.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Yuai: Hey, don’t you love me?

Me: My friends would freak out if I invited a twenty six year old male elf to my sleepover, sorry.

Yuai: *tearfully* I’m so alone and cold and-

Arrow: What are you whining about now?

Yuai: *sobs* no one loves me!

7 won the lottery?

Rowan: Heeeeey, now I’m even richer than the malfoys :3 No more looking down on me huh Leo?

Leo: *growls*

8 had quite a big secret?

Karter: …

Me: teellllll meeeeeeeeee

Karter: *calmly walks off*

9 became a singer?

Iris: I’d be a ginger Britney spears *puts on aviators*

10 got a daughter?

Elaine: *glares at mysteriously acquired daughter* what the hell is this?!

Me: That’s your daughter.

Elaine: How the heck did I get one of those?

Me: Magic of the meme.

What would 1 think of 2?

Karl: I’m going to tap that

Logan: Strangely enough they’re the person I trust most.

Karl: Dammit you always make everything emotional but…*sighs and hugs*.

How would 3 greet 4?

Tay: Good morning!

Jazz: Back atcha!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Jazz: *wide eyed* Did you cook this?

Arrow: Yep!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Arrow: *flushes* No, I’d never, that’s-

Yuai: *smirks and slips arms around his waist* Really, so you just say my name for no reason when you sleep then?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Yuai and Rowan brofist: Sassy bros 8D

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Rowan: You’re so overly serious and calm and Argh!

Karter: …

Where would 8 meet 9?

TIME WARP!

Karter: *looks around* where the heck am I

Iris: Allow me to show you around :3

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Iris: I think your hair is stupid.

Elaine: …

kills*

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Logan: Have you seen her angry? I’m fairly confident anyone would be scared of her then.

Elaine: *scratches neck and grins*

Is 3 Gay?

Taynaru: *blushes and fiddles with fingers* Well umm….

Me: Sure he’s gay!

Tay: Hey!

Me: Gay as in happy!

Tay: Oh… yeah..

Me: Happy from all the Gay sex he’s been having!

Tay: *flushes scarlet*

(overuses jokes ftw 8T)

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Snow White and the Seven Sins by sinisterwonderland reviews
Set in ancient Estonia, a mad queen decides to kill the purest person in her land as revenge for the defilement and death of her mother. Unfortunately for her, the huntsman she picks for the job had other ideas... Contains yaoi.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
The Late Night Chess Club by TheSecondThoughtGirl reviews
Artemis Fowl has a plan, and that plan involves Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy has a problem, and it's with the new Irish mudblood who's beating him at chess and messing with his head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Draco M., Artemis F.
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The National Wizarding Front reviews
Voldemort goes back in time to save himself and dominate the muggle political world, but in the process, he enters an alternate universe where everyone's genders are reversed and Harrietta Potter is alive in the 1960s, and so are zombies! Contains: wizard supremacy, gender-bent characters, zombies, fighter pilots and women-power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Albus D.
Forbidden Love reviews
Yasmin is a super famous popstar, who is the duet partner of the fabulously handsome Eitan. But! Her boyfriend Hank is really mean and gets super jealous of them, and totally hits her. Will Eitan save her? Or will his own dark secrets tear them apart?
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2014
Meredith
Five years after the Bratz won the talent show (Bratz Live Movie), things have gone to shit. Organised into sectors based on cliques, America has become a divided society. At the top rest the 'differents', those who don't fit into any group, and at the bottom rest the 'normals' who have been forced into conformity. Meredith has just one chance to save them all.
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2014
A Problematic Problem reviews
Being a Ninja means you're supposed to be focused, single-minded and strong. Unfortunately for Espio, he keeps getting distracted by a certain red-head. Espio/Knuckles, Plotless Fluffy Smut served hot : Roughly based on Sonic X situation.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Espio, Knuckles