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Joined 02-24-12, id: 3756542, Profile Updated: 10-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for Mistborn Trilogy.

Unfortunately, due to several forms of writers block - the foremost being writers block (no duh right?) followed closely by college and work - I am currently on hiatus. But fear not, as the former Governor of California once said "I'LL BE BACK!".

If you are in search of a beta reader, look no further. For you have found one, and I shall help you with your writing needs.

I'm currently having my first run in with writer's block and I've decided that she is a raving bit- *ahem* Anyway, I know what I want to do, just not how I'm gonna do it, or what order it's going to happen in... so yeah.

About Me

I'm Dale

I'm 19 years old and I practically bleed cynicism and sarcasm.

Meh, [in my opinion] I'm not really all that interesting.

I'm a broke college student with free time enough to come here and read.

Aeronautical engineering and physics double major

I love music and books. There's nothing better than curling up with a good book while listening to jazz or dubstep... (Wow, way to pick two similar genres *facepalm*)

My favorite author is Brandon Sanderson closely followed by J.R.R. Tolkien and R.A. Salvatore. Favorite books in order are The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien, the Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks, and the Mistborn Trilogy by Brandon Sanderson.

PC gamer master race.

Linux is better than a Mac or a PC.

Star Wars is my childhood (which is being ruined by George Lucas (Stop remastering.) and Michael Bay. (I mean c'mon, first Transformers - which was an amazing movie, don't get me wrong - and now Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?)), and I prefer it to Star Trek. I'm just more of a fast paced person, and whereas Jean Luc Picard will always have a special place in my heart, my favorite Star Trek is Star Trek: Enterprise (I love you Scott Bacula).

Even though I'm in college I still read all the series I started when I was younger i.e. Artemis Fowl. I love those books so much.

I personally am against the nook and kindle, books don't run out of batteries.

I miss the 90s...

Richard Dean Anderson is my hero, I love Stargate (SG-1 and Atlantis at least. Universe can go suck a-) and MacGyver.

Anime/Manga/Manhwa preferences: I like most types of anime, and I have a weird attraction to harem anime. I mostly dislike horror (no exceptions) and historical (although I loved Rurouni Kenshin). I will also (probably) never watch Naruto/Naruto Shippuden (A.K.A. Angst the Anime). My manga prefs are almost the same, except im more likely to read a long ongoing manga than watch a long ongoing anime (I've only seen 10 episodes of bleach, tops. But I've read almost all of it). My manhwa (A manhwa is a Korean manga, it is usually read from left to right and is often in full color.) prefs are the same as manga. For all three though, I'm more likely to watch/read if it's completed.

I went on a webcomic binge once, and now I'm reading around 20 ongoing webcomics. I suggest Questionable Content, the art sucks at the beginning, but you'll live.

Sometimes I start judging other people, and then I remember that I can read and write Tolkien Elvish and Dwarvish, and then I realize I'm in no position to judge...

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

I miss drumline, so much.

I play the baritone, valve trombone, hand bells, bagpipes (almost), piano, marching baritone, marching cymbals, and I sing tenor parts.

David Tennent... 'nuff said.

Lastly, I love proof reading (I know, weirdest engineering major ever). I don't know why, I just do. And that's why I'm a Beta Reader.

Favorites

Movie: The Princess Bride

Book: The Hobbit

Author: Brandon Sanderson

Manga: Bakuman

Manhwa: The Breaker

Anime: Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan

T.V. Show: Stargate SG-1

Webcomic: Questionable Content

Superhero: the Green Arrow

Drug: Caffeine

Music Genre: Improvised Jazz

Media Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy

Martial Art: Krav Maga

Website: nooooooooooooooo.com

Actor: David Tennent

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I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 401,954 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
One Piece of Home by Hanachu reviews
When the secret daughter of Shanks takes her childhood friend Luffy a letter she doesn't expect to become his next nakama. Join the two fighting inexperience in love, the sea currents, heal their grief together over losing brothers, marines and a love rival until a new obstacle appears. LuffyxOC, SaNa ZoRo I suck at summaries! Set in NewWorld.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 170 - Words: 473,560 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Luffy
A Fowl's Indulgence by Alarose reviews
The magic Artemis Fowl 'borrowed' from Holly did something to him. Now, Artemis has uncovered another secret society, and, being the genius that he is, has learned all he can within months. The next step? Teaching. However, as he works to uncover the truth behind the Wizarding World and Haven, Artemis will find himself facing his toughest challenge yet: his own insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Artemis F., Orion F.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 120,640 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 5,723 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Love in Shades of Green and Gray by LamontCranston1066 reviews
This story is about the developing relationship between Beast Boy and Raven. Told chiefly from Raven's point of view, it will also address her relationships with the other members of her team, as Raven strives to grow beyond her heritage and become a fully rounded human being. Not all chapters will be suitable for minors. Rated M for adult themes and some graphic violence.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 307,140 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Human Magic by ms91 reviews
This story is set right after The Atlantis Complex, to be exact: two weeks before Artemis' 18th birthday. Just on time, some strange group of humans contacts Artemis… with quite shocking news. Mild AF/HS, might add some other pairs, too. I'm back.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Artemis F.
High School for the Weird and Supernatural by AkaiyukiDaten-shi reviews
-CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN-No updates until finished! - Characters from One Piece, Fairy Tail, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, and Blue Exorcist have all gone to one high school, in Japan, and some of the adults are teachers! They will meet each other and have many adventures, traveling with made up characters Yuki and friends! What adventures will they have? Who else will they meet?
Crossover - One Piece & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Ace, Edward E.
Mine by boombangZOOM reviews
Jack finally expresses how much he disapproved of your boyfriend, how much you should belong to him instead. Warning: things get heated. This is rated M for a reason.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Jack Frost
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Reboot by akisawana reviews
When Shockwave's latest toy turns everyone human, the Seekers and the Aerialbots come to a tentative understanding in Detroit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,545 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Starscream, Silverbolt
Ultimatum by SixPathSage reviews
Harry and Tony Stark meet when they are both being held captive by the Ten Rings. They form a friendship and bond; Tony vows to fix his mistakes & Harry finally decides to accept his destiny and stand up as a leader. They will encounter new enemies and powerful new allies; as long as they can stay a step ahead of the world as they face new and dangerous challenges HP/X23 HP/B.Widow
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,943 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Sugar-Free Gum by 30WaysToKillAPineapple reviews
Marceline is a grumpy foreign exchange student from England who detests maths, and almost everyone she comes into contact with. Bonnibel is the golden girl at her new school. What happens when these two very different characters are forced together? Well, a lot of sark for one thing. Chapter 17. Bubbline. M for a reason.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,566 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Running from the Moon by AsianWithaTaser reviews
Avengers/Harry Potter Crossover! Andy N. Lupin is a young witch that apparates to America and is taken into SHEILD. Follow her as she joins the Avengers Initiative and changes lives of everyone she meets as well as pranking them to death, marauder style. TROLOLOLOOO Rated T for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,696 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,166 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 6,884 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Guardian of by TasiaToxic reviews
What happens when a soon to be Guardian doesn't believe in herself? ((horrible at summaries... sorry XP)) Rated M for later chapters. OCxJack
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost
Unexpected by ThePathUntaken reviews
Truth has always been stranger than fiction. What is poor Harry to do when he meets a pretty blonde girl with no memories, a Napoleon complex, and a talent for magic that isn't really magic? Fem!Edward, No pairings yet!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Edward E.
Dark Illumine by SplashOfChaos reviews
Finding dark creatures had always been her job, but Rose Weasley had never thought she would be considered one. Exiled to California, catapulted to a new reality, the Auror was just trying to reclaim what she did best, save people. Unfortunately, she didn't predict the two Winchester brothers and their tag-along angel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,550 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Dean W., Castiel
Frost in the air by DiabloFenrirCerberus reviews
Meet Alex Shaw, your typical teenager. Getting good grades, surviving the winter, doing essays and her parents forever away working...Oh and did I mention? She's falling for Jack Frost. JackXOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Jack Frost
Men of Darkness by he's124 reviews
Forced to pay off a family debt, Nami turns to a life of crime at night while also having to live a normal life by day. All seems to go well, until she draws out the attention of someone from a much greater gang. A cold-hearted killer? Or is there more to this 'Mugiwara' Modern day fic. Rated M for cold blooded murder, cursing and possible lemon
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Luffy, Nami
We've Got Chemistry by Strickens reviews
Marceline ruins Princess Bubblegum's experiment. Futa!Bubblegum, tentacles, smutty goodness.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Call his name by BonneyQ reviews
-MATURE CONTENT- One day even Gray gets tired of being called '-sama'.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
First Time for Everyone by larradawn2009 reviews
Home, Family, and Time Together. Who would have known that a guardian would be made just for that single purpose? And who would have thought our dearly loved Jack would be the one to find her? Rated M for future chapters! OC/Jack
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost
Frosting by MusicalRabbit777 reviews
Jack Frost finds a young girl in her bedroom one cold night, and then things start to get hot in all that cold. OC x Jack Frost. Rated M for a damn reason.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost
Just the two of us by navitor3 reviews
A minor powerstruggle has the swordsman and the navigator having to face that there is more going on between them than just petty rivalry.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Zoro, Nami
Here In My Arms by Platinumsabr reviews
What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... Rated M for lemon content.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 335,092 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tsukune A.
Into the Rabbit Hole by Chaosweaver6139 reviews
Tsukune's at the end of his rope. The holy lock's falling apart, and the girls are fighting more and more. When a new counselor arrives, will he be able to help the troubled youth? THERE WILL BE LEMONS TsukuneXHarem
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Tsukune A.
Ageless by VivaNewVegas reviews
Edward is cast to the Soul Eater Universe for just under 200 years. What happens, does he find a way home? will he make some new enemies? Who knows, all i know is Van Helsing is a pretty good movie. I do not own Soul Eater, FMA or Van Helsing.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,768 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward E.
Reborn by SomthingMachine reviews
It's been 1000 years since the Allomancers and Feruchemists were all but completely destroyed. Now a young man finds his life completely turned upside down.
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012
Artemis Fowl and the Riddle's Lure by CieloCrimisi reviews
Artemis' acquisition of fairy magic results in a visit from Hogwarts. Thrust into the wizarding world, everyone's favorite genius must find a way to cope with mastering his magic, age-old prejudices, and the constant threat of teenage hormones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Artemis F.
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The Arena reviews
Kephlen has nothing, his mother was taken his home destroyed. All that's left, is the arena.
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012
MIST reviews
What if Kephlen and Tyr met in high school? And what if Vin and Elend were there? Well here's the story of Mallacorve Institute for the Specially Talented, or MIST for short.
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012