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About me: I live in Australia with my fam and sweet dog

I mostly read Harry Potter and Glee, but it is whatever I fancy at that moment that I read really

Other things about me- Just random stuff really...

Real name:Mel P.

Nickname(s): Mel

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Male or female: Female

Hair color: Blonde

Tall or Short: Short

Sweats or Jeans: Jeans.

Phone or Camera: Camera

Health freak: No. Definetly not!

Orange or Apple: Apple

Do you have a crush on someone: No

Eat or Drink: Drink

Piercings: Ears

Pepsi or Coke: Coke.


"When Life gives you lemons, make grapejuice and leave the world to wonder how you did it."

“Fear is like a game of dodge ball; when it’s coming at you, run away.”

“The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.”

“Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.”

“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.”

“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.”

“Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way.”

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

“Life’s tough. Get a helmet.”

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”

“Current Mood: Crazy – talk at your own risk.”

“Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.”

“Nobody ever said life was easy…they just promised that it would be worth it.”

“Some say the glass is half full; some say the glass is half empty. I say, ‘Are you gonna drink that?’”

“Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.”

“Practice makes perfect but then nobody’s perfect so what’s the point in practicing?”

“Life is short – talk fast!”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.”

"Laugh until you cry; cry until you laugh.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“Time becomes meaningless in the face of creativity.”

“Best friends are people who know how you are crazy but still go out into public with you.”

“I used to pretend I was normal. Then it got boring so I went back to just being me.”

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Convince Me by watchthesummersunrise reviews
Santana meets Kurt at the gym. Somehow, he lands her a job interview for a position at the esteemed company, Market Communications Initiative. This could be her chance to land her dream job. Will she nail the interview or will she flop? Also, who on earth is Brittany S. Pierce and why does she seem so comfortable making Santana question everything she's ever known about anything?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P.
The Mysterious Mistress by HeMoIsBoss reviews
Everyone who lived in Lima knew that the old, abandoned house that was situated next to a dead end was not in fact an old abandoned house, but they all turned a blind eye to it. Mistress Santana. Slave Brittany.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,180 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Santana L., Brittany P.
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes by Savingrace44 reviews
AU. The Troubletones and New Directions face off on the X-Factor. Brittana centric, but the whole gang (mostly) is along for the ride.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,808 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Savage! by Swinging Cloud reviews
To escape an arranged marriage, Brittany Pierce sets sail in the dead of night with her attendant, Sugar. Eager to explore her new freedom, she has no idea what's about to befall her… AU. Pirate!Brittana. Rated ARRR! NEWLY EDITED AND BACK FROM THE GRAVE, MOFOS!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,880 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Brittany P., Santana L.]
Controlling Your Lust by LesbianTVLover reviews
With the ability to control the sex drives of everyone around her Santana is used to getting whatever, and whoever, she wants. She thinks the stripper named Brittany should be a piece of cake; until the blonde bombshell seems able to resist her wicked charms.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P.
A Safe Place by cloudyme reviews
Santana is a bartender in NYC, enjoying her simple, carefree life until a Twitter encounter with a very special unicorn in need of a safe place changes everything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,309 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Santana L., Brittany P.
An Arranged State by LilyFox reviews
Narcissa Malfoy is sick of the idiotic Pansy Parkinson and so she decides to arrange a marriage between Draco and the clever Astoria Greengrass. Neither Draco or Astoria are thrilled with the arrangement. How will they handle it and will they find love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,326 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M.
Grey Eyes by RockerBabe414 reviews
"Draco could now see the girls eyes. He gasped. Those were his eyes." Eventual Drarry. EWE, pretty much all canon ships abolished. Next-Gen OC's. NOT M-PREG! ON HIATUS FOR NOW! SORRY GUYS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., OC
La Douleur Exquise by RockerBabe414 reviews
La Douleur Exquise (french): The heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can't have. Slight spoilers, mainly of HoH. Rated T for themes and language. Full summary inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
The Curse of Malfoy Manor by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Hermione Granger is enjoying the consistency of her Ministry job until the day her boss sends her to look for a lost magical object at the supposedly abandoned Malfoy Manor. Dramione. Based loosely on the fairytale Beauty and the Beast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,789 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ranger Hood by RockerBabe414 reviews
Plum-verse version of the story of Robin Hood, with extra randomness added by moi! This is a babe-fic FYI, so cupcakes be afraid! M for later! ON HIATUS!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.]
Roses by bordeaux cookies reviews
Fang was a player. Getting girls was as easy as pie. But when he begins to fall for the unthinkable, Maximum, she has a plan up her sleeve to not be part of his broken heart graveyard. She plays him. And doesn't expect to fall herself. FAAAXXXX! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Howl of the moon by mangafreak14 reviews
kiba and the pack run across a pack with two she-wolves and their older brother. Will Kiba and Tsume find love? Or will Darcia and Jagara break them apart? KibaxOc and TsumexOc
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tsume, Kiba
Reunited by Mazzer315 reviews
It has been 10 years since Blane, Rose and Daisy worked together. They are reunited in a mission, chaos is caused, secrets are revealed and love is reignited...
M.I. High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Blane W., Daisy M.
Touching Wolves by UsaqiHaruno reviews
Okay, first off this is NOT about Wolf's Rain. I'm just seeing if this is allowed or not. This is a story that my friend and I are making that was inspired by Wolf's Rain. So someone tell me if it is allowed or not if you would.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010