El Padfoot
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Joined 02-24-12, id: 3757164, Profile Updated: 08-19-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

"Read fanfiction and forget about life," -me

Hey there, person.

First of all, thanks for viewing my profile.

Basically, Lily/James is my favorite pairing.

I love love love love Harry Potter, and write Marauders' Era fanfiction.

Sirius is my favorite character from HP; thus my pen name.

Xoxo

El Padfoot

Note: School has started, so it is going to take me a bit longer to update, but that doesn't mean I've given up on writing, so please don't think I've forgotten about my stories. YAY.

Another quick note to anyone who's growing impatient with me because gaah I'm taking so long to update: SCHOOL. OKAY. SCHOOL. I'm really, really sorry. We just have a lot of activities and like 1000000 quizzes everyday, so it's keeping me from writing. :)

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These Words by WeasleyWannabee reviews
Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,447 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Class Act by Glisseo reviews
In order to appease his mother - and escape the clutches of Octavia Talbot - James must request the help of the one person who would never do him a favour ... or would she?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9454 - Favs: 7,338 - Follows: 6,983 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Secret notes by bananaman48 reviews
Harry observes a memory of his parents, who are stuck in a detention together and find a way of passing the time. Fluff within, don't say I didn't warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Muggle Born Protection Act by e.demitria reviews
Voldemort is at large and new Ministry policy is enacted in light of increased Muggle killings: all Muggle-borns are assigned to a Pureblood family for protection. Can Lily learn how to be a Potter...without falling for her new brother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,380 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Not fair by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
Oneshot. When Petunia Evans meets a tall, dark and handsome stranger, she wonders if maybe Vernon is not the one for her. But, as usual, her sister has to come and ruin it for her. Unfortunately for Tuney, a LE/JP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Petunia D., James P. - Complete
Of Boredom and Playing Games by eccentric indeed reviews
It was a surprisingly boring day at Hogwarts and James Potter, Head Boy, is bored to death. So he decides to have a little bit of fun with the fiery redhead Lily Evans. My first fanfic! ONE-SHOT! R&R would be awesome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waterloo by Weird Not Boring reviews
All's fair in love and thumb wars. Fluffier than a microwaved marshmallow. Warning: excessive giggling, butterbeer, and sappiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Kiss with a Fist by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans has spent a very large portion of her life wanting to punch James Potter in the face - but when she finally does so, it's not for the reasons she expected. L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Dare by Lkay09 reviews
Marlene dares Lily to kiss James at the end of sixth year. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tired by Instant of Insanity reviews
James Potter is fighting so many battles, and he is tired of it. It seems that fighting so quickly turns to losing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2010 - James P. - Complete
Revelations in Invisibility by Twerksie reviews
It's James, Lily, and a whole bunch of words under the invisibility cloak. How much can they hide? They'll all be revealed in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pause by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans needs a minute to figure something out - and it's a little hard to think straight around James Potter. L/J one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Seven Years With James by Lkay09 reviews
Companion to Seven Years With Lily but from Lily's perspective. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Painter's Nightmare by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Drabble. Lily and James are trying to decide what to paint the nursery, and Sirius is giving them his unwanted opinion. Written for the Crayola Colors Challenge in the HP Fanfiction Challenges forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Seven Years With Lily by Lkay09 reviews
Seven years at Hogwarts with Lily Evans - as suffered through, witnessed, and felt by James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,790 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What's A Marauder? by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Lupin returned the smile. “It’s basically a smuggler, although that’s a pretty dated term these days. Now, it means a rebellious vagabond.”" Prequel to 'Where Dwell the Brave at Heart' *Oneshot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Soft Core Erotica Business by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Sketches by Zayz reviews
LJ. Five little vaguely romantic drabbles all based on the phrase: "It's Tuesday. I like you." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hush by Beautifully Ugly reviews
LJ: "Somehow, it went from being an aching nothing to an overwhelming amount of this, and she realises that when it comes to him, nothing can ever be a healthy medium, especially not the way she feels." Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Shut up, Sirius by Fanfic-Frankie reviews
Instead of being serious, a chatty Sirius, Lily and James discuss Harry, his children and his choice in women, among other matters. Warning:Everyone in this story is DEAD. If you suffer from major DHD Deathly Hallows Denial this is not for you. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Turning Point by Zayz reviews
LJ. “You are going to be head-over-heels in love before the first day of sixth year. The turning point has happened. You’ve already dug your own grave.” A seemingly normal morning run-in with James Potter goes horribly wrong. Significant language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
White Lilies by cassesque reviews
Sirius, Godric's Hollow, 1981. In some ways, it is worse to find Lily dead than Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
He Wasn't All Bad by Amelia Bedelia reviews
When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Finding a Joke in Every Situation Possible by xxpiratexx reviews
Long title. I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of another. A rather funny instance occurs in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Lily, of course, laughs. Lily Evans...Marauder Era. Not really JPLE, because the fic is merely humor. But yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Not to Ask out Lily Evans by James' Lily Flower reviews
James Potter tries to ask out Lily Evans for the first time. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Someday Curse by libraryloser reviews
James likes Lily, but she hates him. Sirius is tired of seeing his friend get crushed, and when she insults the Marauders, she has gone too far. So he cooks up some revenge... Some revenge that will have an interesting effect on their future son's life.LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mum's the Word by fictionalcandie reviews
The Weasley twins have accidentally stumbled upon what might be their absolute favorite secret of all time, and it's not even THEIRS! Oneshot. Drabbley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The True Meaning of Labor Pain by fictionalcandie reviews
Events transpire to redefine a certain phrase in Lily's mind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Impulse and Accusation by fictionalcandie reviews
Sirius Black has something unpleasant that he needs to discuss with Lily Evans, and she discovers this when he corners her one afternoon. Oneshot. No pairing, preLEJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Clueless by A Shade of Grey reviews
Lily has exciting news for James, but he’s too clueless to take a hint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Spectacle by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which a young Harry Potter learns the trick to managing parents: keep them entertained, and they won't punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rumors of the Good Kind by metro.max reviews
When Sirius Black discovers his best mate's little crush, he can't help but tell the world... as well as rubbing it in James Potter's face at every waking moment possible. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Falling by Saiph reviews
An innocent walk to the common room is the trigger for a reassessment of feelings, as Lily Evans begins to realise that there is more to her maddening suitor Potter than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Not What It Looks Like reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are caught in a compromising position on camera. When the picture is threatened to be published and given to every student and professor on campus, Lily, James, and the gang conduct a frenzied search around Hogwarts hoping to catch the culprit before the pictures are published and their reputations are ruined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Electric Toothbrush reviews
It's summer. Lily Evans is washing up in her bathroom- toothpaste dripping into her shirt and all- when Potter sneaks in through the window and hands her a letter. Classic LJ banter. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily Evans Did Not Just Touch James Potter's Arse reviews
In which Lily Evans does touch James Potter's arse and he freaks out about it... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hopeful Maybes reviews
"I've just been slightly curious... why is it that you sometimes call me 'Lily' and 'Evans?" "'Evans' is when I'm feeling particularly playful with you, and 'Lily' is for when I'm really fond of you." "But you always call me 'Lily'." "Exactly. Any more stupid questions?" Midnight. James. Lily. Great Lake. Together. Trees. Severus. Maybe. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Soda Drunk reviews
'You and I, Lily Evans, are seven years in the making, whether you believe it or not.' Lily and James have been together for two and a half days, and they go to a Muggle restaurant on their first date. In which Lily walks like a duck, and James gets drunk of soda. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Integrants of Peppermint Potion reviews
Lily Evans can't seem to concentrate in Potions when a certain Gryffindor Quidditch Captain sits a mere two rows in front of her. Also, what happens when she accidentally drinks a love potion and has to be carried by James to the Hospital Wing? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete