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Life asked death,


death responded,




A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Vampire Diaries Oath

I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches
I promise to remember Damon when I see a leather jacket
I promise to remember Stefan when someone shows they truly care
I promise to remember Elena when I see a girl who looks like an angel, whose pretty and fair.
I promise to remember Meredith when someone is calm in the crowd
I promise to remember Caroline when I lose a dear friend of mine, especially one who is proud.
I promise to remember Matt when I see someone who doesn’t give up
I promise to remember Katherine, Shinichi, Misao and the Malach when I meet someone who is pure evil and sadistic, and radiating bad luck.
I promise to remember the Dark Dimension when I hear of nightmare filled places
Yes, I promise to remember the Vampire Diaries
Whatever book I may read, or place I may see
So all know of my love for Delena and others...
And all know that Vampire Diaries is the best for me!

A girl and a guy are on a motorcycle

Girl: This is really scary, slow down!
Guy: No, I’m having too much fun!
Girl: Please stop!
Guy: First hug me
Girl: *hugs*
Guy: Tell me you love me
Girl:I love you, can you slow down now?
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It’s bugging me
Girl: *puts on helmet*

Next Day’s Headlines:
There was an accident involving a motocycle accident. There were two people riding the motorcycle at the time of impact. The vehicle was speeding out of control and drove off road and into a building. Only one of the two people died.

What Really Happened:
Half way through the ride the guy noticed that the brakes were gone, but he didn’t want to scare the girl. So he got her to hug him one last time, and to know that she loved him. He got her to wear the helmet so that if they did crash, that she would survive, although that meant that he had to die…

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

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You Know I'm No Good by BadBoysAreBest reviews
1956-57 :: Elena is a popular senior. Damon is a greaser obsessed with her. He aggressively tries to corrupt her. What will she do?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,944 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Elena G., Damon S.]
Ruby in the Dark by DarkAngel942 reviews
Ruby has escaped from her violent father when she meets a very dark and mysterious boy named Damon on the plane. She intrigues him, but she has her guard up and refuses to fall for his charm.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Damon, OC
Amelia Gilbert by LivHardy reviews
What would happen in Vampire diaries if Elena had an identical twin sister who falls for our favourite vampire, Damon Salvatore? How will she battle her feelings for a vampire who can't seem to stay away from her, but is in love with another woman? Takes place from Friday Night Bites. Damon/OC. Romance/Drama/Humour! Watch this OC as she comes across Vampires/Witches & Originals (;
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 182 - Words: 670,684 - Reviews: 6960 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Damon S., OC
Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers by Chocolate Boy reviews
Kol wanted to torment Darla. She was just someone to entertain him before he ravaged her and moved on. He'd woo her, bed her, then kill her. That was all. But what happens when Klaus becomes a part of his game? When he sets his sights on the same woman as Kol? Madness. That's what. Who said brothers couldn't be enemies? Kol/OC/Klaus
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,989 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Klaus, Kol M., OC
Life's Sacrifice by neverephemeral reviews
1902, England.Kol Mikaelson,though being wealthy is bored.But what do you expect when you're a 1000 years old?His interest is sparked when he meets Danielle Wright,the epitome of virtue and innocence. KolOC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,421 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Kol M. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Heart by TinyDancer365 reviews
Elena's friend, Grace, comes back to Mystic Falls and catches the attention of a certain Salvatore. Little do they all know that there is more to Grace than meets the eye. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,181 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Damon S., OC
What I Would Give For You by OBSESSEDwithPOWERS reviews
My life wasn't great. In fact, it sucked. My sister was dead, my brother didn't care, my father hated me, my boyfriend left me, and my mom...well, she wasn't around. Rehab was hell. They took away everything. Even my cigarettes. I wasn't happy...until I met him. He was the only thing that made me smile anymore. I guess I was just waiting for something to take him away too...D/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 61 - Words: 361,592 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Damon S., OC
Snow White Queen by BadBoysLover reviews
Damon meets Angel, a girl who he tries to turn into his little personal toy. He'll try to corrupt her; she'll try to resist him. - WARNING! TRIGGERS!: Strongly M Rated! Dark themes, adult language, violence, dub / non-con elements & explicit scenes. Reader discretion advised! - Pairing name: Dangel. [DARK!DAMON SHOW/BOOK] (A/N: Updating soon... hopefully.)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Damon S., OC]
Addictions by Athazagoraphobiac reviews
When Elenas' life has been consumed by addictions, can anyone save her?- OOC,AU. *WARNING* Story contains strong language, substance abuse, graphic smut/lemons. For mature audiences only. Consider yourself warned.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,343 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Hounds of Hell by ShadowCrest reviews
Bonnie finally comes out of her coma and reveals new terrors to Damon and Thea. The Shadow Men are discovered to be just the beginning as a new enemy infiltrate Mystic Falls. Will Thea come to terms with what she is soon enough to save herself and Damon? Or will she lose him forever? Damon/OC Sequel to Of the Wing. Adult everything...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,744 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Damon S. - Complete
The One That Got Away by enigma013 reviews
Kol was wicked. He liked to kill. Allowing a victim to survive had never really been an option: death was the thrill, the finale. However, when Elijah intervenes at the ball, one gets away. It starts a whole new game, with much higher stakes. Kol/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,625 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Kol M.
To be with you Forever by Cheekbonesandcoatcollar reviews
I knew he was going to kill me, This was Damon Salvatore, this could never end well and yet I couldn’t stay away, the truth is, I didn’t want to. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 116,670 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Damon S.
Night of the Hunter by Chocolate Boy reviews
Hunter is more sinister than Damon. More charming than Stefan. How will Elena ever escape his grasp? Elena x OC. Read if you enjoy sizzling, sexy stories!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Elena G.
Please Keep Chasing Me by Tellebell reviews
Klaus had never been known to care for any creature but himself. Then he meets Amity Petrova, a simple human girl & the thought to be x10 Great Granddaughter of Katherine Petrova and feels a pull towards her like he has never felt. Who is this girl? She has secrets that she doesn't even know and only one woman holds the key to help Amity find out the secrets of her past. Klaus/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,744 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Klaus - Complete
No Sympathy For The Dead by Chocolate Boy reviews
Damon wanted Lea. Lea wanted Damon. The only thing stopping the two from getting what they desired was each other.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Damon S., OC
Bittersweet Company by xbellaboox reviews
Some hurt cannot be revoked, some wounds cannot heal. When Snow White decides to marry William, it leaves Eric with a rage he cannot supress. More than anything, he wants to leave. When a new threat endangers the castle, he must choose between bitterness and duty. Little does he expect to find someone with wounds that run even deeper than his own. Eric/OC
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman
Nameless Faces by TheBrightestNight reviews
She's broken, fractured and... mysterious. He's resentful, bitter and out for revenge. They say that love can conquer all, but when dark secrets resurface things take a turn for the worst. It's the age-old story of star-crossed lovers... but with a twist.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,276 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Letting Go by foreverXabby reviews
Elizabeth Salvatore comes to Mystic Falls, hoping to find her brothers after 146 years. there she meets Jeremy Gilbert and sparks fly. but Elizabeth has a love from her past who just isn't ready to let her go.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 162,391 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
No Place For Love by dancerox421 reviews
The world knows Cato as the ruthless career tribute, but can Katniss uncover another side to him or will he kill her before she gets the chance. Katniss/Cato
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
That Damned Left Turn by Lati08 reviews
For two girls being a fan is one thing, but being trapped in your favorite show is another.What they didn't expect was finding love. Should Kayla trust a pompous ass of a Hybrid and should Tish trust a cruel and abusive Vampire? Let's find out. OC's/?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Damon S.
Say Hello To The Angels by BadBoysAreBest reviews
WWII :: Damon is a cocky & crude fighter pilot. He's also Elena's patient indefinitely. It's totally screwed up! That he's more of a threat to her sanity than any battle outside. * Co-Stars: Caroline/Tyler.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
New Beginnings by white bat 15 reviews
kaitlyn starts a new school dark visions never happen , and shes through with being on the recieveing end of people thinking shes a freak , she meets the gang just in a different setting too.
Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Breaking Point by CreepingMuse reviews
Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,818 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Mortality Of Witchcraft by Snowberryxoxo reviews
Jenny has always been able to see and communicate with ghosts, but that's not all she's capable of. When Klaus one day kills her parents and takes her as a prisoner she meets Damon Salvatore, but Klaus is not the only one who wants to use her... Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,086 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Klaus, Damon S. - Complete
Miles to Go by Dreamerfrvrp3 reviews
Set after Founders Day. Elena wakes up from a coma thinking that a confrontation with Katherine put her in the hospital only to find that the date is August 19, 2009 and she's been in a coma ever since the car accident that killed her parents.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Lies of the Beautiful People by Azalia Fox Knightling reviews
She disappeared never to be seen again until now.Though what is her connection to Damon?And how will Damon react to her knowing Klaus? OC x ? Chapter 1 Redone.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Damon S., Klaus
The Other Gilbert Sister by XxsophieCxX reviews
What if Elena had a twin sister? After their parents death she ran away but after founders day she comes back. How will she deal when she's thrown in to a world with vampires, werewolves, witches and most importantly doppelgangers exist? season2 COMPLETED
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,932 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Damon S. - Complete
Hidden scars by laughingpurplemonkey reviews
having non stop visions of Edward and a mystery girl happy together, Alice just hopes that they can reach the girl in time and save them both from sadness and death. Edward/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Edward, Embry
Pet by theD0ct0rD0nna reviews
Being a teenager in Mystic Falls is dangerous these days. What with Originals, Damon, werewolves, witches, Katherine... OC/Damon & OC/Elijah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 108,783 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Thicker than Blood by BeautifulAnnabellee reviews
"You don't smell nearly as delectable as other humans." A snort, followed swiftly by malicious sarcasm. " Believe me honey, you're no rose bush either." Eric/OC R&R
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N.
HA HA Bella HA HA by laughingpurplemonkey reviews
thrill seeking Abby swan is hated by her family but she doesn't care, she lives for racing and music but when meeting Emmett Cullen she starts to change, for the better or worse? there will be drama, fights and love? main Emmett/OC slight Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Emmett, Bella
Returning From the Dawn by fanficcassie reviews
Eric convinces Godric to not face the sun and to continue to live. Trying to find a reason to go on, Godric encounters a strange girl with a fascinating ability who opens up a whole new world for him. Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,454 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Godric
Deadly Combinations by ShadowLegacy11 reviews
A normal day at Deimon High. As normal as it could possibly be. Off in the distance, you can hear the football club training hard, being lead by Yoichi Hiruma. But, wonder what'll happen when we throw a rebel/redneck/daredevil into the mix? HIRUMAXOC
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,924 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Hiruma Y. - Complete
Running From Something? by pondering.poodle reviews
You can decide for yourself what it means.
Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Fells Church: Underlying Murder by Autumn Lilly reviews
A different take on Vampire Diaries. Using original characters, plus Stefan and Damon. Main character falling on love with Damon.
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2010
Still Surprised by Max Alleyne reviews
“Yes, I believe I’ll stay awhile longer,” he said calmly. “It seems this world still holds something for me.” Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,978 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Godric - Complete
Back To School by xSophiee reviews
The group returns to Kaitlyn’s old school.
Dark Visions series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009
When I Need You by MissMalfoy09 reviews
Love isn't always so simple. My life is proof of that. Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jacob - Complete
For The Nights I Can't Remember by weasleytwingirlforlife reviews
Edward finds a newborn in the woods who can hear another vampire's thoughts. The werewolves are searching for her and the Cullens don't know why. A war is soon underway and nobody seems to know why or which side they're fighting for. JB/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jacob
Hero Wanted reviews
Kayla runs to Mystic Falls as a safe haven from her past. When her friends become suspicious avout what her past is exactly, she is forced to relive the forgotten. And she will do anything for revenge..
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Damon S.