Author has written 12 stories for Fairy Tales, Pandora Hearts, Legend of Zelda, and Love So Life/ラブ ソー ライフ.
Haha. So, I wrote a story, and...I think I need a timeline, because I'm confusing myself. So, here goes: The Middle One Timeline: I'd say Lyn was about 15 when she married Hugh(it's a fairytale. They married off TWELVE year olds.) So, 2 yrs. later, she'd be 17, and they had the twins when she was about 19. He is about 3 years older than her. Em...Charles died six months after he was born...Lyn went into rehab for 2 years, so she is now 21. about ten yrs. later, Hugh has to go to war...2 years later he dies. She waits for him for 11 more years, and then, since this was a long time ago, and 30 was an old age, she dies when she's about 42-3, and Raissa gets married when she's 22-5. There.
MY FAVORITE QUOTES:
“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”
"How does one measure time? No, not in day, months, or years. It is measured by the most precious of all things: Love. Without which all beings and things whether brave and beautiful would perish."
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into.
Earth laughs in flowers.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks.
Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity
Flowers whisper "Beauty!" to the world, even as they fade, wilt, fall.
Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I'll know I'm growing old.
Silently, like thoughts that come and go, the snowflakes fall, each one a gem.
If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.
Love is like a butterfly: It goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes.
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free.
Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.
Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
“Those who point their guns must be prepared to be pointed with a gun as well.”
“Although I’m weak and full of flaws, I will never stop moving forward. No matter who I am, no other than myself will create my own existence. No matter what others may think or feel, I will still move forward as myself.”
I'm not trying to hide anything. It's just that I dont want to see.
You can keep walking, or turn back, or take a different road.
Don't try to excuse yourself by saying you're 'doing it for someone else's sake'.
Nobody touches my PROPERTY! And Oz is my manservant - therefore, he is my property!...
Don't tell me what to do, you seaweed head!
Humans...are weak aren't they?
What is jealousy? Can you eat it? Is it sweet?
I feel so...warm. We know... This calm won't last for long, but...we can't help hoping... That this dreamlike moment... will last.. Forever...
Perhaps Break is a lot weaker than I always thought he was. However, I'm sure that he's a whole lot stronger than he thinks he is.
There's no reason... I'm just merely, obeying what I believe within me!
No matter what happens, I will be beside you
"I'd sorta like to know what you consider 'normal', but I'm almost afraid to ask."
"No matter how gifted you are, you alone cannot change the world."
"This is great! All of my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders this go around, okay? I'm serious guys!"
America to Japan- "Thanks a bunch. With you and Mr. Pillow it's only half as scary."
Canada to America- "And that's why I ended up tattooing a maple leaf on my forehead."
Perhaps the distant part of the sky always seems clearest, so that we will always strive to reach it.
The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. ...
You, who are on the road must have a code that you can live by.
And you, of the tender years can't know the fears that your elders grew by,
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on. P.S. My Mum was a victim of child abuse.
BACK TO QUOTES:
"What? You didn't expect me to put on one of her white dresses and wait for you, did you? -- Alice, Retrace 74, Pandora Hearts
So, info. I found a speech thingy by JKR. It addresses lots of important topics, haha. I still love N/L, though. Here it is!!!!!!:
Tonight, the one thousand grand prize winners (and their guests) of the Scholastic's Open Book Tour Sweepstakes along with a companion got the chance to see Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling read from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," answer questions and sign books at New York City's Carnegie Hall. We have exclusive information this evening on the myriad of "Deathly Hallows" questions she answered as well as in-depth details on a number of subjects she spoke about.
A caution now. Parts of the following WILL contain book seven SPOILERS.
First, the biggest revelation of the night came when Jo revealed to her audience the fact that Albus Dumbledore is gay and had fallen in love with fellow wizard and friend, Gellert Grindelwald. This elicited a huge reaction and prolonged ovation. So much so, it promoted Jo to say: "If I had known this would have made you this happy, I would have announced it years ago."
The question was: Did Dumbledore, who believed in the prevailing power of love, ever fall in love himself?
JKR: My truthful answer to you... I always thought of Dumbledore as gay. [ovation.] ... Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald, and that that added to his horror when Grindelwald showed himself to be what he was. To an extent, do we say it excused Dumbledore a little more because falling in love can blind us to an extent? But, he met someone as brilliant as he was, and rather like Bellatrix he was very drawn to this brilliant person, and horribly, terribly let down by him. Yeah, that's how i always saw Dumbledore. In fact, recently I was in a script read through for the sixth film, and they had Dumbledore saying a line to Harry early in the script saying I knew a girl once, whose hair... [laughter]. I had to write a little note in the margin and slide it along to the scriptwriter, "Dumbledore's gay!" [laughter] "If I'd known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!"
Jo also said after revelation: "You needed something to keep you going for the next 10 years! ...Oh, my god, the fan fiction now, eh?"
Jo also revealed that Neville Longbottom married Hufflepuff Hannah Abbott and she was to become the landlady at the iconic Leaky Cauldron Pub. She thought that people would find the fact of Neville's living over a pub particularly cool.
Equally large revelations were made concerning Petunia Dursley when Jo answered the question of what Petunia could not bring herself to say when Harry and the Dursleys parted ways before his seventeenth birthday. She would have wished him luck, saying: "I do know what you're up against and I hope it's okay."
Information on the original Order members was also revealed during tonight's event. Jo related the fact that Remus Lupin, prior to the third book, was unemployable because he was a werewolf and upon his graduation from Hogwarts along with James and Lily, was supported by James using their own money. In addition to this she shed more light on the early days of the Order, saying James, Sirius, Remus and Lily were full time Order members. "Full Time Fighters," as Jo put it.
Jo also went into further detail about the many portraits in the wizarding world and their occupants. An occupant can only move freely to other portraits in their dwelling or to another portrait in which they are depicted. She also revealed that Harry himself made sure that the portrait of Snape made it into the Headmasters Office, but doubts that he ever went to speak to it.
Life debts were another subject discussed during tonight's question and answer session. It was revealed that Draco Malfoy does not owe Harry a life debt. While speaking briefly on the Elder wand, Jo did not detail the the core of this extraordinary wand. Hagrid never married and James and Lily went into hiding shortly after she first became pregnant with Harry.
Finally, speaking about her personal feelings and experiences of the past seventeen years with the boy wizard, Jo said finishing the first book and the seventh book produced very similar feelings. She also admits that she was very difficult to live with for the weeks following her completing the last book in the "Harry Potter" series.
A full transcript of this evening's event will be available on TLC soon. TLC will update throughout the evening with the latest from this event.
Some highlights have been transcribed:
Q: Did Neville ever find love?
Of course. ... To make him extra cool he marries the woman who becomes, eventually, the new landlady at The Leaky Cauldron, which I think would make him very cool among the students, that he lives above the pub. He marries Hannah Abbott.
How did you decide that Molly Weasley would be the one to finish off Bellatrix?
I always knew Molly was going to finish her off. I think there was some speculation that Neville would do it, because Neville obviously has a particular reason to hate Bellatrix. ..So there were lots of optios for Blelatrix, but I never deviated. I wanted it to be Molly, and I wanted it to be Molly for two reasons.
The first reason was I always saw Molly as a very good witch but someone whose light is necessarily hidden under a bushel, because she isn't in the kitchen a lot and she has had to raise, among others, and george which is like, enough... I wanted Molly to have her moment and to show that because a woman had dedicated herself to her family does not mean that she doesn't have a lot of other talents.
Second reason: It was the meeting of two kinds of - if you call what Bellatrix feels for Voldemort love, I guess we'll call it love, she has a kind of obsession with him, it's a very sick obsession ... and I wanted to match that kind of obsession with maternal love... the power that you give someone by loving them. So Molly was really an amazing exemplar of maternal love. ... There was something very satisfying about putting those two women together.
How different would the last two books be if Arthur had been killed in the middle of book five?
I think they would have been very different and it's part of the reason why I chose my mind. ... By turning Ron into half of Harry, in other words by turning Ron into someone who had suffered the loss of a parent, I was going to remove the Weasleys as a refuge for Harry and I was going to necessarily remove a lot of Ron's humor. That's part of the reason why I didn't kill Arthru. I wanted to keep Ron in tact ... a lot of Ron's humor comes from his insensitivity and his immaturity, to be honest about Ron. And Ron finally, I think, you see, grows up in this book. He's the last of the three to reach what I consider adulthood, and he does it then [ when he destroys the horcrux] and faces those things. So that's part of the reason. The only other reason I didn't kill Arthur was that I wanted to come full circle. We started with an orphan, someone who lost their parents because of the war. ANd so I wanted to show it again. ... Even though you don't see Teddy, I wanted to express in the epilogue, that he gets an even better godfather than Harry had, because Sirius had ihs faults, I think we must admit. He was a risky guy to have a s a godfather. Because Teddy gets someone who really has been there, and Harry becomes a really great father figure for Teddy as well as his own children. I hasten to add that I didn't kill Lupin or Tonks lightly. I loved them as characters...so that hurt, killing them.
Q: In the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore said his brother was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms [JKR buries her head, to laughter] on a goat; what were the inappropriate charms he was practicing on that goat?
JKR: How old are you?
JKR: I think that he was trying to make a goat that was easy to keep clean [laughter, curly horns. That's a joke that works on a couple of levels. I really like Aberforth and his goats. But you know Aberforth having this strange fondness for goats if you've read book seven, came in really useful to Harry, later on, because a goat, a stag, you know. If you're a stupid Death Eater, what's the difference. So, that is my answer to YOU.
Did Dumbledore, who believed in the prevailing power of love, ever fall in love himself?
My truthful answer to you... I always thought of Dumbledore as gay. [ovation.] ... Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald, and that that added to his horror when Grindelwald showed himself to be what he was. To an extent, do we say it excused Dumbledore a little more because falling in love can blind us to an extent? But, he met someone as brilliant as he was, and rather like Bellatrix he was very drawn to this brilliant person, and horribly, terribly let down by him. Yeah, that's how i always saw Dumbledore. In fact, recently I was in a script read through for the sixth film, and they had Dumbledore saying a line to Harry early in the script saying I knew a girl once, whose hair... [laughter]. I had to write a little note in the margin and slide it along to the scriptwriter, "Dumbledore's gay!" [laughter] If I'd known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!
Q: Since Ron is able to speak Parseltongue in the last book, does that mean that parseltongue is a language that most witches and wizards can learn or must a person be born with some ability to speak Parseltongue.
JKR: I don't see it really as a language you can learn. So few people speak it that who would teach you? This is a weird ability passed down through the Slytherin blood line. However ROn was with Harry when he said one word in Parseltongue, which I do not know so I cannot duplicate for you, but he heard him say "Open," and he was able to reproduce the sound. So it was one word. Whether he could learn to speak to snakes properly is a separate issue. I don't think he could. But he knew enough, he was smart enough, to duplicate one necessary sound.
Q: [Speaker thanks Jo for the Dumbledore answer.]
JKR: You needed something to keep you going for the next 10 years! Oh, my god, the fan fiction now, eh? [Applause.]
Q: What did Dumbledore write in the letter to make the Dursleys take Harry?
JKR: Very, very good question. As you know, as we find out in book seven, Petunia once really wanted to be part of that world. And you discover that Dumbledore has written to her prior to the Howler...Dumbledore wrote to her very kindly and explained why he couldn't let her come to Hogwarts to become a witch. So, Petunia, much as she denis it afterwards, much as she turns against that world when she met Uncle Vernon, who is the biggest anti-wizard you could ever met in your life, a tiny part of her, and that's the part that almost wished Harry luck when she said goodbye to him in this book, she just teetered on the verge of saying, I do know what you're up against and I hope it's OK. But she couldn't bring herself to say it. Years of pretending she doesn't care have hardened her. But Dumbledore appealed in the letter you're asking about, so that part of Petunia that did remember wanting desperately to be part of the world and he appealed to her sense of fair play to a sister that she had hated because Lily had what she couldn't have. So that's how she persuaded Petunia to keep Harry. Good question.
Q: When Harry was stabbed by a basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, since he was a Horcrux shouldn't it have been destroyed then?
JKR: I have been asked that a lot. Harry was exceptionally fortunate in that he had Fawkes. So before he could be destroyed without repair, which is what is necessary to destroy a horcrux, he was mended. However, I made sure that Fawkes wasn't around the second time a Horcrux got stabbed by a basilisk fang, so the poison did its work and it was irreparable within a short period of time... I established early in the book, Hermione says that you destroy a Horcrux by using something so powerful that there's no remedy. But she does say there is a remedy for basilisk poison but of course it has to be administered immediately and when they stab the cup later - boy I'm really blowing this for anyone who hasn't finished the book - there's Fawkes, is my answer. And thank you for giving me a chance to say that because people have argued that quite a lot.
Q: Why couldn't Harry speak to a portrait of Dumbledore throughout the last book
Well there are two reasons, three reasons actually... Teh last bit, why did he have to decode? As Dumbledore says to Harry...to tell Harry about the Hallows was to tempt him. And Harry, throughout all seven books has been incredibly impetuous and reckless. That's one of Harry's biggest flaws. He does tend to act without thinking, and Dumbledore knows this about Harry. He wants him to work it out slowly enough to gain wisdom along the way. That's why he passed the information through Hermione, who is the most cautious person in the books, as you know. And Dumbledore says explicitly, so your good heat isn't overcome by your hot heads. Or I may have paraphrased myself slight there so forgive me. "She doesn't even know her own book!" [laughter] Yes so that's one reason. Harry needs to decode. He said, he does say in this book, he's frightened by his decision not to race for the wand, because he had never chosen not to act. So that's Harry's real big coming of age moment, that he's decided to hold back for the first time very in his life. So the other two reasons that i have for him not t speak to Dumbledore's portrait, first of all, I crated a lot of rules for this world and then later had to navigate my away around them. But this rule was always good, and the rule was that portraits could only move between portraits in the same building. so if I'm in a picture and you're in a picture and we're both in Carnegie Hall, then we can move into each other's pictures. Otherwise we can only move only to other places where we have a portrait. You can't just move willy nilly through all the - the Louvre, the Met - you can't do a world tour, as a picture person. You are limited by geography. So there was that reason. And then lastly of course, the third reason, is it really would be too easy and I wouldn't have had a plot.
Q: Many of us older readers have noticed over the years similarities between the Death Eaters tactics and the Nazis from the 30s and 40s. Did you use that historical era as a model for Voldemort's reign and what were the lessons that you hope to impart to the next generation?
It was conscious. I think that if you're, I think most of us if you were asked to name a very evil regime we would think Nazi Germany. There were parallels in the ideology. I wanted Harry to leave our world and find exactly the same problems in the wizarding world. So you have the intent to impose a hierarchy, you have bigotry, and this notion of purity, which is this great fallacy, but it crops up all over the world. People like to think themselves superior and that if they can pride themselves in nothing else they can pride themselves on perceived purity. So yeah that follows a parallel. It wasn't really exclusively that. I think you can see in the Ministry even before it's taken over, there are parallels to regimes we all know and love. [Laughter and applause.] So you ask what lessons, I suppose. The Potter books in general are a prolonged argument for tolerance, a prolonged plea for an end to bigotry, and I think ti's one of the reasons that some people don't like the books, but I think that's it's a very healthy message to pass on to younger people that you should question authority and you should not assume that the establishment or the press tells you all of the truth.
Q: What did it feel like completing your first Harry Potter book versus completing the last.
JKR: What a great question. It felt strangely similar actually. Both feelings were more alike than with any of the other books. When I finished the first book, there was this incredible sense of achievement that i'd actually written a novel, I"d actually finished my book. And it was after seven years of writing and making notes and rewriting. And then when I finished the seventh book, that was 17 years. WIth the seventh book there was a huge feeling of loss as well. I couldn't believe I was done. And it took me weeks, as my poor, long-suffering husband will attest. He's here. [applause] Yes, you should clap him, he's very patient! [ovation] He's not the type to stand up and take about but trust me. Toward the end of a book i'm not that easy to live with. Yes Neil would bear witness to the fact that for weeks, really... it felt like a bereavement. I knew it was coming. I was prepared, I knew it would hurt, and it was huge. So, that's why I'm glad to be here and talk about it. Thank you.
Voice: Excuse me, Ms. Rowling?
Voice: I have a question.
JKR: God? [laughter] And they say I don't believe in you! [Ovation.]
Voice: May I approach teh stage?
JKR: Sorry, I missed that, what was that? You may approach the stage, I always wondered what oyu looked like.
Announcer: Actually I don't have a question but I do have a little surprise. [Explains that they've picked some more questions from competition winners, randomly chosen to surprise sweepstakes winners.]
Q: Does Malfoy owe Harry a debt?
JKR: That's a great question and a lot of people wanted to know that. When Dumbledore said to Harry, Voldemort won't want a close associate who is in your debt, I wasn't implying by that there was any kind of magical bond there. It was more that Dumbldore's extensive wisdom and knowledge of human nature, he knew as Harry later thinks in book seven, he knew that Pettigrew would react a certain way to having saved his life. ... He's weak, fundamentally weak. Pettigrew is a very weak character. He's not someone I like at all. He's a weak person and he likes to gravitate to people who are stronger. Dumbledore is right. Pettigrew had an impulsive mercy... would Malfoy e in Harry's debt? I think the very worst burden Harry could have put Malfoy under was this one, that Malfoy has to feel any kind of gratitude. So I tried to show that slightly in the epilogue when they look slightly at each other and there's a, "Hi. It's so embarrassing, you saved my life. No one will ever let me forget it." I think, does he owe him a debt, probably not. I think Malfoy would go back to being an improved version of what he was but we shouldn't expect him to be a really great guy any time soon.
Q: Harry often wondered about his parents lives before he died. What did Lily, James, Remus, Lupin and Sirius do after Hogwarts?
JKR: To take Remus first, Remus was unemployable. Poor Lupin, prior to Dumbledore taking him in, lead a really impoverished life because no one wanted to employ a werewolf. The other three were full-time members of the Order of the Phoenix. If you remember when Lily, James and co. were at school, the first war was raging. It never reached the heights that the second war reached, because the Ministry was never infiltrated to that extend but it was a very bad time, the same disappearances, the same deaths. So that's what they did, they left school. James has gold, enough to support Sirius and Lily. So I suppose they lived foff a private income. But they were full-time fighters, that's what they did, until Lily fell pregnant with Harry. So then they went into hiding.
Q: Did Hagrid ever get married and have children?
[Aww from crowd] JKR: Oh, did Hagrid ever get married and have children? No. [awwws again] I may change that immediately due to the look on your face. Yes! He had 22! - No, no, Hagrid never did marry and have children. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Oh I feel terrible now. I'll write another book! [Ovation] Realistically, Hagrid's pool of potential girlfriends is extremely limited. Because with the giants killing each other off, the number of giantesses around is infinitesimal and he met one of the only, and I'm afraid, she thought he was kind of cute, but she was a little more, how should I put it, sophisticated than Hagrid. So no, bless him. [Awws] I kept him alive, come on! [Applause.]
Q: Is Severus Snape's portrait in the headmaster's office?
JKR: Some have been asking why hasn't the portrait appeared immediately. It doesn't. The reason is that the perception in the castle itself and everyone who was in the castle, because Snape kept his secret so well was that he abandoned his post. So all the portraits you see in the headmaster's study are all headmasters and mistresses who died, it's like British royals. You only get good press if you die in office. Abdication is not acceptable, particularly if you marry and American. I'm kidding! [laughter] I digress. I know, because I thought this one through, because it was very important to me, I know Harry would have insisted that Snape's portrait was on that wall, right beside Dumbledore's. [Applause.] As for whether Harry would go back to talk to him, I think, I'm not sure he would have done. Snape, I was really [?] the week after I finished the book. And I went to a chat room - not a chat room, what am I talking about? [laughter] I never go in chat rooms. I went onto a fan site because I was looking for questions to put up on my Web site, which is sometimes difficult. And I was so heartened to see that people on the message boards that people were still arguing about Snape. The book was out, and they were still arguing whether Snape was a good guy But that was really wonderful to me, because there's a question there, was Snape a good guy or not? In many ways he really wasn't. SoI haven't been deliberately misleading everyone all this time, when I say that he's a good guy. Because even though he did love and he loved very deeply and he was very brave, both qualities that I admire above anything else. He was bitter and he was vindictive... but right at the very very end, he did, as your question acknowledges, acheive a kind of peace together and I tried to show that in the epilogue.
BACK TO QUOTES-AGAIN!!!!
"You're her father? Fujioka's...? But you're so young..." 'Casanova' to Tamaki, OHHC
Tamaki: "It's true...Strictly speaking, I'm not Haruhi's father..." Twins: "Even loosely speaking, you're still not her father..."
Tamaki:"If, hypothetically speaking...If we supposed I wasn't Haruhi's father..." Hikaru/Kaoru: "Hypothetically speaking?!"
Tamaki: "Then why do I have such a soft spot in my heart for her...? Why do I think she's so adorable...?" Answer: He's in love with her...HAHAHAHA!!! .
Twins(later, but still same scene): "HE HAS AN EQ OF ZERO!!!!!" Note: EQ=Emotional Quotient, aka, your ability to evaluate your emotions! Also known as Emotional Intelligence, or EI! .
OHH Clients: "Oh...He's been rejected...Haruhi said 'friend' twice...Poor thing...Poor dear..." On 'Casanova' In fact, she said it like this "It's so nice to have a FRIEND you can see eye-to-eye with!" and she said it like that twice!!! Heehee!
Hunny: "At this rate, I wonder if they will make any progress at all by the time we graduate?" Mori: "Who knows..." And they are commenting on the TamaHaruHikaKaoKyo love mess...Heehee... It's a very hilarious dialogue, you should look it up!!!
"So what if it's contrary? That's who you are!" Tamaki to the Twins, OHHC
"You do what your heart tells you." Mori to Hunny, OHHC
Hikaru/Kaoru: "Hehe...I know what happened! He must be in shock 'cos he said something stupid to Haruhi again!"
Random boy: "Even Suou can catch a cold..." On Tamaki, OHHC
TAMAKI: I ALMOST KISSED HARUHI!!! But I'm her father...I'm so perverted!!! This is Tamaki. Poor lad, he's so delusional...Remember, Tamaki's EQ=ZERO!!! :)
Tamaki's dad: "While this is my son...He still looks like an idiot when he sleeps."
Tamaki: *kisses Haruhi in a fatherly way on her forehead* "Ehehehehehehehehe...It's okay because I'm your father...ehehehehehehehehehehehehe..." Again-poor, poor, delusional little boy... :)
Mori's thought process: Should I tell Tamaki "I have thought of kissing Mitsukuni."? His fever got that bad because of me...But lying is... Poor, poor loyal Mori.
Haruhi: "So babies really do come out of chickens?" Twin(Prob. Hika!): "Yes! Yes they do! Green-feathered chickens with pink socks!" It's a hilarious short, La
Tamaki: "Hey, what's up?" Haruhi: "I just wanted to say the baby is yours-so, like, before I take you to court I'll be expecting a check once a week..." Tamaki: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?" Another omake! :) Heehee, this one made me choke!
Hunny: "As for me, it will be cakes! Cakes!"
'Casanova': "Uhm...I wonder if I can threaten people..." Servent: "It is alright! You just have to stand there, Young Master!"
Tamaki: "We-well, I do love her...After all, I am her father..." Mei-Chan: "HAA?!?!? What do you mean?!?" On Haruhi
Hunny: "Oh well...The White Team will win anyway-" Mori: "No, the Red Team will win." Hunny: "Wanna bet? I want cakes for three months-" Mori: "...Chick feed for three months."
Both Twins: "Kyaaaa-! Long time no see since one hour ago!! *hearts*"
Announcer: "This is impossible!! He is a super human being!! Is it true that he is a bunny-rabbit reincarnated!?" OHHC, on Hunny
Tamaki: "Be happy everybody! Red came in second!!" Haruhi(I think): "Yeah! That means we came in last!"
Tamaki: "The moist and firm texture unusual for rice crispies is something else! You'll get hooked!" Kyoya: "Rejected!"
Mori: I'm not like a grandpa at all...
Hunny: "Takashi is a romanticist! How unexpected!"
Twins: "Er...Tono...How do we persuade animals we are their friends?"
Hikaru/Kaoru: "With Haruhi doing the catching I felt [the tanuki] would definitely be caught-" Haruhi:Yes, yes...With us being 'comrades' and all..."
Hunny to Kaoru: "A person who can't care about himself can't protect anyone, I think."
Hikaru: "Mori senpai...Am I a bigger idiot than the King?" Mori: "Well...it's hard to say...You guys are on very similar levels..."
Haruhi: "Are you guys alright? Didn't you catch a cold from the rain?" Hikaru: "OH, NO! WE ARE PERFECTLY FINE! WE DRINK AOJIRO(health drink)EVERY MORNING!" Haruhi: "Really? That sounds like a lie..." Hikaru: "OF COURSE! IT IS A LIE!" Kaoru:...
Mori: "How long do you expect to stay here?" Hikaru: "I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!!!"
Hikaru: "Because I'm stupid, an airhead, an idiot, just like Milord..." Mori: "S-sorry...*sweatdrop*"
RP: "He's chewing his phone...maybe he's hungry...? And now he's crying..." On Tamaki
Tamaki's Dad to Tamaki: "Back then you were like a lovely angel."
Little Tamaki: "It's Papa! It's Papa! Welcome back!"
TD: "I have a picture as evidence. I'll definitely show Fujiokakun next time." Note: He's talking about this one time when Tamaki was UPER-DUPER little, and he peed on him... :) He's gonna show haruhi the picture...!
Tamaki: "Because I enjoy myself best, when everybody has a smile on their faces."
Kyoya: *lays down on sidewalk* "I'll sleep here. Please wake me up when the sun rises a little more."
Magazine: 1.Your Chest Will Hurt When You Think Of THAT Person. Haruhi: "That's not it! That's not it! It is my heart that hurts!!" On Tamaki :)
HARUHI'S newly parented fantasies: You see a happy, smiling mother and father and their baby-the parents look EXACTLY like Tama and Haru-the dad is holding baby above his head. Tamaki:"Oh, look! He looks so much like you, Haruhi!" Haruhi: "Eh? But he resembles you too, Sempai!" That's right...She calls him Sempai even after they're married... :)
Hikaru: "AHH!!!!! EVERYTHING IS RUINED!!!!!!! I hurt Tono and now the relationships in the club are all super ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaoru:...Are we really brothers...?
Tamaki: "Kyoya, did you hear what Hikaru said? It seems like I have a trama...I had absolutely no idea...that I've hidden such a shadow..."
Tamaki: "Oh right! Er, I have something big to tell you!" Haruhi: "Y-y-yes?" Tamaki: "Well, it was Hikaru who told me this, but he said that we're not actually family." Haruhi: -_- "Huh?" Tamaki: "I know, that's what I said!"
Boss Kidnapper: "You guys are just talking about the stupidest of things. Because you're stupid."
Little Tamaki: "I will build a big house and everyone will live there together!!" Also, he said something about building a house that would never break. IT WAS ADORABLE!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamaki: "It will be alright, it will be alright. I'm not sad at all."
Tamaki: "When I realized I was an idiot, I was very shocked."
Tamaki: "These people are my pride." He's talking about his besties!!!
Tamaki: "Good morning, new day! Good morning, new me!"
Haruhi's Mom: "But...I'm...wearing a skirt." And this is in response of Ranka's confesssion of love to her, 'cos she thought he was completely gay. :)
Mori: "You're now 18, so you can't bring Usa-chan to the university." Hunny: "No way!!" Mori: "You can't bring it with you!" Hunny: "...I'll take it with me once every three days." Mori: *pats head smiling* "...Good...!!"
Hunny to Hika: "So Kyochan stole your Kaochan?"
Tamaki: "So even if sometimes I ended up hurting them...the more precious they are to me, the more I want to protect them; and yet, I don't want to give up the chance of being together. Should I not believe that a feeling like this makes people stronger?"
Tamaki: "I thought that if I could borrow everybody's strength I could feel so much more secure."
Twins: "You know...Our grandmother is an absolutely scary being."
Ranka: "But lately, I have the feeling that I'm starting to resemble my father..." Haruhi: "Yes, actually, I think your father was bald..."
Haruhi to Tamaki: "Mhmm, it stretches quite a lot, despite being so stubborn..." She's talkin' 'bout his mouth! :)
Tamaki: "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!" Twins: "WE DO TOO!!"
Tamaki: "Me too! Me too, for so long..." His response to Haruchan's confession!! Isn't it adorable!!
TGM: "She came flying in here and I was thoroughly lectured by her." On Haruhi. I don't think Tama's GM will mind at all, when they get married!!!
The Peeping Group: "He IS that stupid!!"
Tamaki to Haruhi's (dead) Mother: "From now on I want to be by her side and keep on supporting her...That's why, please Mother, look after her...even if...In order to pursue her dreams, she were to go somewhere far from here..."
Twins: "Come on Tono, you stop her too...! After all, you just became a couple, and you are fine with her going?" Hunny: "shh! Hikachan! Kaochan!" OHH Clients: "Eh...? Couple?" Note: After all, they DID think she was a boy, heehee... :)
Meichan to Haruhi: "Don't forget to bring me a present! Lots of American magazines! And also become friends with a handsome foreigner and then introduce him to me! And then take care!"
Tamaki to Haruhi: "But I'm sorry...I have no intention of leaving you, ever..."
Fan girls: "He's...a girl?
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a girl was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
and it didn't matter cause we'd always have BLACK hands and knees?
when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?
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Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy so post this on your profile!
calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
just something for you to remember, copy and paste to your profile to show how strong you are inside and that people cannot break you so easily
If you prefer Anime/Japanese music over K-pop, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you thought Justin Bieber was a girl the first time he sang "One Time", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.
We asked Jesus, "how much do you love us?" Jesus replied, "this much" and stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your profile.
apples on trees
the best one’s are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they settle for the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good but
easy to get. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, one who’s
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted...
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
My name is Sarah
Disclaimer: I didn't make this poem but if you are against child abuse, put this on your profile and pass it on.
Fan fiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.
Fan fiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind... SO TRUE)
Fan fiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books. (I've mentally sorted my friends into houses)
Fan fiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.
Fan fiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot. (sadly I do this a lot)
Fan fiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class. (yep)
Fan fiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fan fiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch
Fan fiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fan fiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different. (It's much more fun this way)
Fly on Fan Fictioners :)
Ik wou dat mijn oma zou rotten in de Hel.
Ba mhaith liom go mbeadh mo seanmhÚthair lobhadh i ifreann.
Přál bych si, moje babička by hnít v pekle.
Ek wil my ouma sou verrot in die hel.
Unë uroj gjyshja ime do të kalbet në ferr.
وأود أن جدتي تتعفՑանկանում եմ, որ իմ տատիկը կարող է փչանալ դժոխքում:وأود أن في
Mən nənə cəhənnəmdə çürütmək isterdim.
Nire amona infernuan usteldu nahi dut.
Я хачу, каб мая бабуля гніць у пекле.
আমি ইচ্ছা আমার নানী জাহান্নামে পচন ধরা হবে.
Искам баба ми ще гниеш в ада.
M'agradaria que la meva àvia es podreixi a l'infern.
Volio bih da moja baka bi trunuti u paklu.
Jeg ville ønske, min bedstemor ville rådne i helvede.
Mi volas ke mia avino estus putri en la infero.
Ma soovin, et mu vanaema oleks mädanema põrgus.
Nais ko ang aking lola ay mabulok sa impiyerno.
Toivon isoäitini olisi mädäntyä helvetissä.
Je souhaite que ma grand-mère pourrir en enfer.
Gustaríame que a miña avoa ía apodrecer no inferno.
ვუსურვებ ბებიას რომ rot ჯოჯოხეთში.
Ich wünschte, meine Großmutter in der Hölle verrotten.
Μακάρι η γιαγιά μου θα σαπίσουν στην κόλαση.
મારી ઇચ્છા મારી દાદી નરકમાં સડવું કરશે.
Mwen swete grann mwen ta pouri nan lanfè.
אני מאחל שסבתי הייתה להירקב בגיהינום.
मैं चाहता हूँ मेरी दादी नरक में सड़ जाएगा.
Bárcsak nagymamám megrohadni a pokolban.
Ég vildi að amma mín myndi rotna í helvíti.
Saya berharap nenek saya akan membusuk di neraka.
Vorrei che mia nonna sarebbe marcire all'inferno.
ನನ್ನ ಅಜ್ಜಿ ಹೆಲ್ ಕೊಳೆತ ಎಂದು ಬಯಸುವ.
할머니가 지옥에서 썩어가 겠어 기원합니다.
Vellem avia esset putrescet in inferno.
Es vēlos mana vecmāmiņa būtu sapūt ellē.
Linkiu mano močiutė būtų puvinio pragarą.
Сакам баба ми ќе изгние во пеколот.
Saya harap nenek saya akan membusuk di dalam neraka.
Nixtieq nanna tiegħi rot fl-infern.
Jeg skulle ønske min bestemor ville råtne i helvete.
Życzę moja babcia gnić w piekle.
Eu gostaria que minha avó iria apodrecer no inferno.
Aș vrea bunica mea s-ar putrezi în iad.
Я хочу, чтобы моя бабушка гнить в аду.
Волео бих да моја бака би труне у паклу.
Prial by som si, moja babička by zhniť v pekle.
Želim si, da bi bila babica cvrl v peklu.
Me gustaría que mi abuela se pudra en el infierno.
Napenda bibi yangu ingekuwa kuoza katika moto wa Jehanamu.
Jag önskar att min mormor skulle ruttna i helvetet.
நான் என் பாட்டி நரகத்தில் வாட வேண்டும் என்று நான் விரும்புகிறேன்.
నా అవ్వ హెల్ లో శక్తిని కోల్పోవు చేస్తుంది అనుకుంటున్నారా.
Ben anneannem cehenneme çürümeye isterdim.
Я хочу, щоб моя бабуся гнити в пеклі.
Tôi muốn bà tôi sẽ mục nát trong địa ngục.
Yr wyf yn dymuno y byddai fy mam-gu pydru yn uffern.
איך ווינטשן מיין באָבע וואָלט פוילן אין גיהנום.
I wish my grandmother would rot in hell. Don't worry. It's for a very good reason. She is a horrible woman, and I hope she rots in hell. I really do.
Shiharu: I feel like I was born in Matsunaga-san's cupboard :)
Aoi (2 yrs old): It'sh BDB! note:BDB=DVD :)
Aoi: Faire Enjin! Polish Car! (Fire Engine, Police Car)
Ryou-Torou-sama(5yrs old): "Shiharu. I've thought about it carefully. I'll allow you to go out with me!" Shiharu: "...Eh...U-um...Go-going out, meaning..."
RTS: "BECOME MY GIRL!" Shiharu: "...W-wow..."
Twins: "Weyk up Sei-tan! Sei-Tan, kish! Kish Shiharu-tan! Kish shum wun you like!" Seiji: What happened? Notes: Kish=kiss, and Shiharu is their baby sitter, Seiji their uncle. Yep.
Shiharu: Even if it's just a little bit...please let me keep them for myself.
Aoi: "Shiharu-tan is Aoi's!"
Akane(Aoi's twin): "Shiharu-tan is Akane's!"
Akane: "Passing two tunnels I was in my pants." Note: Akane is talking about putting on her pants, Shiharu described the pantlegs as 'tunnels.'
Seiji on the subject of love: "Then...Well, there are a lot of things...Umm...Thinking that her behavior and personality and such are cute...Wanting to protect her...And wanting her to always be with you..."
"No matter how strong you are, I'll still do anything for you! Please don't forget that..." from the manga "Faster than a Kiss." It's really sweet!
"I love you! I can't believe how lucky I am...to have you turn towards me everyday!" Ditto above.
"Come here--let me feel your warmth, let me not forget it." Ojiro-Sensei, FtaK
JOHN LENNON QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!
I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?
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― John Lennon
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