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HELLO THERE, HUMAN MORTALS. Senso, hailing from the Kingdom of Awesome, speaking.

Name: Do I really have to say this? (No, but you do need to fill up the blank space :I... SO SHUT UP AND STATE THE OBVIOUS.) SensoNoShojo, but you can call me Senso. Yeah, let's call me that.

Age: ... I'm over five years old and under one hundred. :D *shot*

Likes: cute things, morbid things, cute yet morbid things, internet, M-rated things, Asian food, AND MUCH MORE

Dislikes: avacados, Kiyomi Takada (Death Note), people who try to outdo me or think they're better than me, Mary Sues (I try not to make them, BUT IT'S SO HARD.), and know-it-alls. Though I tend to be one, myself. Ahaha. Ha.

Anime Crushes: The Wammy Trio (Death Note, yeah, I like all of 'em. EVERY FREAKING ONE.), Russia (Hetalia)

So here's more crap about myself. :D


Name: Senso. I said that alreadyyyy...


Birthplace: Oh god, do I really have to say it? Ugh... a va-... a vagi-... AGH, I FEEL DIRTY. DAMMIT. (... Though I have no problem saying penis. That may have something to do with my love for boyxboy action.)

Current Location: My room, on the computor. Not to interesting. Meh.

Eye Color: Brown/black.

Hair Color: Dark brown on the outside, almost black on the inside.

Height: I dunno, like, five feet?

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, working to become better with my left.

Your Heritage: I have British, Irish and Scottish blood. :D

The Shoes You Wore Today: Mostly barefoot, though I wore my flip-flops a little. Never really like shoes that much. :I

Your Weakness: I'm a complete coward sometimes.

Your Fears: Failure. Being truly alone, hated and rejected for the things I can't do. Not living up to people's expectations. Or my own. THAT, and the idea is someone my whole life is just a dream of mine... Or maybe I'm a dream. Stupid, I know... But...

Your Perfect Pizza: Mozzarella, no tomato sauce, with canadian bacon and pinapple.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn more Japanese, become better at guitar, and becoming a whole sh*t-load smarter.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU-"

Thoughts First Waking Up: TURN THE DAMN LIGHT OFF.

Your Best Physical Feature: I don't really have one, maybe my eyes? :I

Your Bedtime: Ten to twelve.

Your Most Missed Memory: ... I don't like thinking about the past. That's one thing that I can't change, and can never bring back.


MacDonalds or Burger King: FIVE GUYS :D. *shot*

Single or Group Dates: Psh, dating is for people with lives.

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, but I never really care what the brand is. If it's sweet tea, who cares?

Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE. YES YES YES.

Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH.

Do you Smoke: Nah. I don't really like it all that much... Though Matt (Death Note)'s the exception.

Do you Swear: Hell no. What the fuck would give you THAT idea, dumbass?

Do you Sing: I'm not bad, but I'm far from great. When I'm alone, yeah.


Have you Been in Love: In love with Ivan Braginski, if that's what you mean.

Do you want to go to College: Uh huh, I wanna go study abroad :D.

Do you want to get Married: Maybe. Probably.

Do you belive in yourself: Nooo, not really.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Never, and I hope it STAYS that way.

Do you think you are Attractive: HA, I THINK NOT.

Are you a Health Freak: Psh, no. I'm healthy, but not that much.

Do you get along with your Parents: HA, I THINK NOT.

Do you like Thunderstorms: HA, I THINK SO. *continues to pose*

Do you play an Instrument: Trombone, Electric Guitar, and I play a mean recorder. *shot*

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: At a Bat Mitzvah, once.

In the past month have you Smoked: I thought I said I haven't. AREN'T YOU LISTENING?

In the past month have you been on Drugs: Noooo.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: WE'VE GONE OVER THIS ALREADY.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, went to Hot Topic and Barnes & Noble.

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't think so...

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELL YEAH I HAVE! :D

In the past month have you been on Stage: Uh huh, I act all the time!

In the past month have you been Dumped: I. Have. Never. Dated.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Maybe. :D

Ever been Drunk: Noooo.

Ever been called a Tease: ... Wait, wha?

Ever been Beaten up: Never.

Ever Shoplifted: Never going to happen. Maybe.

How do you want to Die: Dying? I'm not planning on dying, amigo.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Either in the FBI, an actress, or in a rock band. Ha, I go for big/life threatening/awesome jobs like that.

What country would you most like to Visit: All of them. I plan on traveling the world, hopefully. :3

In a Boy

Favourite Eye Color: Do I have to care?

Favourite Hair Color: Like I said, I don't care.

Short or Long Hair: Dooon't caaaare...

Height: Taller than me, maybe.

Weight: DOOON'T CAAAAARE... In case you mean something like skinny or muscle-y. I ten to like leaner frames when it comes to guys, then. :D

Best Clothing Style: Kinda street clothes-y, like Mello-Jello and Matty's clothes. :D (Mello, Matt, from Death Note) I also like the gothic fashion, as well as punk.

Number of Drugs I have taken: I get headaches a lot, so lots of aspirin and crap like that.

Number of CDs I own: Do I really have to count all of them? Awww, I don't wannaaaaa. THERE'S SO MANYYYYYYY.

Number of Piercings: One per ear.

Number of Tattoos: Planning to get a few in the future. :3

Number of things in my Past I Regret: I REGRET NOTHING. NOTHING, I SAY.

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers (x)

You think you're awesome (x)

You love to invent things (x)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people (x)

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts ()

You know aliens exist (x)

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (x) Not a bomber jacket... but a jacket. :3

You wear glasses (x)

(9/10) WOOO

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea (x)

You were quite tough as a kid (x)

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful ()

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens ()

You have tried doing black magic before (x)

You get drunk quite easily ()

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (x) I don't know, but I think I'd be different everytime. :D

You're good at embroidery ()


France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (x)

You think you have a great fashion sense (x) I don't care about myself, but I do have interest in clothes when it comes to fictional characters.

You like wine (x)

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ()

You love red roses (x)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ()

You're very proud of yourself (x) My ego is weird. One tiny insult makes it the size of a dust particle, but any complement immediately swells it ten times bigger than it was in the first place.

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant (x)

You say you're a gourmet (x)

(8/10) :D

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood (x)

You're very tall ()

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time ()

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka (x)

You can seem intimidating to other people (x)

You're very strong (x)

You have a big nose (x)

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x)

(8/10) 8D

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature ()

You're very superstitious (x)

You're very religious ()

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes (x)

You love Hello Kitty ()

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously ()

You work hard ()

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)


North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky (x)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x)

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (x)

You're a good artist (x)

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x)

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ()

You would surrender in a war situation ()


Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious ()

Sausages are your favorite foods ()

You like to walk dogs/your dog ()

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case ()

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ( )

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules ()

You work very hard ()

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x) Depends, actually...

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)

You've had issues with money once or twice (x)


Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature ()

You think everything over before saying it (x) I'm impulsive, but not without some consideration. Sounds paradoxical, I know. It's hard to explain.

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x)

You isolated yourself during childhood (x)

You became very successful in a short amount of time ()

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x)

You're good at practical tasks ()

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)


Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised ()

You're polite ()

You love classical music ()

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face ()

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x)

You've composed music before (x)

You tend to call people 'morons' (x)

You wear glasses (x)


Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people ()

You look younger than you actually are (x)

You love hockey ()

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting ()

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (x)

You often get mistaken for someone else (x)

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual ()

You always carry a bear with you ( )



You smoke ()

You're very physically strong ()

You've won a lot of fist-fights ()

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ()

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)

You like hot weather ()

You can be very friendly from time to time (x)

You look very tough on the outside (x)

You make a very nice role-model ()

You don't let people get a word in edgeways (x)


Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth (x)

You like to wear flowers in your hair ()

You used to be a very tough kid (x)

You're very reliable ()

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful (x)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x)

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)


Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together ()

You're very serious ()

You have a lot of patience ()

You think too much about philosophical stuff (x)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x)

You're not very confident (x) Again with the ego thing.

You were quite rebellious as a child (x)

People tend to walk all over you ()

You're a born worrier ()


Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink ()

You have a friend that you always walk all over ()

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix (x)

You act before you think (x)

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them (x) King, but not towards them :I

You are able to talk like the opposite gender (x) "MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK, YOU FAGGOT

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" (x)

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate (x)

You love ponies ()


Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes (x)

You're a bright thinker (x) DEPENDS

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere (x)

You kinda insensitive (x)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans ()

You're scary when you're angry (x)

You're passionate (x)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much ()

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol (x)

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time (x)


South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with (x)

…but you kinda rely on them anyway ()

You're friendly to girls (x) Am I not supposed to be?

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys ()

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp ()

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling ()

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying (x)

You love your family, but you just don't show it ()

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases (x)

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x)


Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on ()

You're slightly aggressive (x)

You think you're totally awesome (x)

You have a pet bird (x)

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers ()

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it (x)

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane (x)

You tend to pick on some people (x)

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what ()

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find (x)

(7/10) Tch.

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in every thing no matter what ()

You are reclusive (x)

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)

You work hard on things until they're done ()

You can't get along friendly with other people ()

But, you're kind towards siblings ()

You're actually quite strong (x)

You have a lot of money ()

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring (x)

You had a hard past (x)


Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x) Who counts as family?

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person (x)

You love kimchi (x)

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders (x)

You like to claim things as yours (x)

You love games and Internet (x) YEP

You're slightly perverted (x) YEP YEP YEP

(10/10) Pfffft- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa (x)

You're honest and quiet ()

You are good at high-tech machinery (x)

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say (x)

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x)

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)

You love saunas (x)

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x)

(9/10) :D

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet ()

You're honest, serious, and love debates (x) I'm not the most honest person, I can be serious, BUT I DO LOVE DEBATES, YES.

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)

People think you're scary (x)

You're clever with your hands (x)

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine (x)

You're clumsy with human relationships (x)

You tend to go against stronger people (x)

You give up pretty quick ()

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x)


So. Does this mean I'm either Korea, or the love child of Finland and America? ... F*CK YEAH. *fist pump*

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet or thin air, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population on all planets would die if Abrecombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're one of the 8 percent that would would be laughing your *ss off, put this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances and and when I do I sit and read in the corner. I am the they look through when I say something. I am the who spends most of her free time reading or writing or other things teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the people call weird or freak either behind me or to my face. I am the that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the who stops to smell the flowers or has stopped to splash in the rain.

But I am also the who knows and is proud of who she is. I am the who doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment) and loves reading and writing and all the things people don't have time for anymore, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words then anyone else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this so that even though you are unique, you are not alone.

If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out. Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you tell everyone who will listen that Effie Trinket is awesome,and in your perfect Mockingjay ending she would marry Haymitch,it would turn out that Cinna wasn't dead,and Katniss dies alone because she's a Mary Sue. Crazy is when you can't remember your own name sometimes, but you've memorized the ending theme to Hetalia: Axis Powers. Crazy is when you go into the fetal position when a picture of Poland (Hetalia: Axis Powers) is erased off a white board. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order!

1. South Korea

2. China

3. Russia

4. Romano

5. America

6. France

7. Prussia

8. England

9. Canada

10. Italy

11. Japan

12. Poland

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?


2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Words cannot describe Russia's hotness. Nothing invented yet. FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE.

3) What would happen if 6 got pregnant?

We all knew it was coming, man. But the question here is WHO FATHERED FRANC'S BABY?

4) Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Canada, YES. Cabin Fever is AWESOME. It's not done yet, but I already love it. EVERY pairing I love is in there :'D.

5) Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?

PrussiaxChina... no. I am loyal to NiChu. I shall NEVER stray.

6) 4/8 or 4/9?

RomanoxIggy is unthinkable. Romano would just constantly complain about Iggy's cooking skills. RomanoxCanada wouldn't work either. FEH. I REFUSE TO CHOOSE ONE.

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Prussia discovering Russia and England in a secret relationship. Prussia would probably just kind of stand there awkwardly, while Iggy screams at him to get out. I actually don't know. :I

8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

ChinaxFrance... Raperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperape. That is all.

9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Itacest. YES PLEASE. :3

10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

S. KoreaxAmerica, uh, Hero, or something crappy like that "OTL.

11) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?

Russia is tired of China's constant refusals to become one with him, so to convince him, he goes after someone no one expected. Japan. (I TRIED.)

12) Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash?

Prussia het or Canada slash... no to the Prussia het, I SHOULD HOPE SO to the Canada slash. *cough* Francey-Pants *cough*

13) if you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you chose?

Canada's song fic... I... don't... know...

14) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning?

ChinaxRussiaxFrance Warning: Gang rape. *cough* Poor China *cough*

15) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

England use on America? Hey America, may I taste your scones? ... My mind can only generate corny pick-up lines. I apologize.

16) Write a drabblefic for 10/8.

IggyxItaly... I CAN'T DO IIIIT.

17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Prussia walked in on China and Poland banging each other... stand there awkwardly, and wonder why he always walks in on these things.

18) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to de-flower 1.

If Romano wanted to bang S. Korea: Both were tired of the rocky relationships they had with their brothers, and in a drunk conversation, ended up having sex in the bathroom of a bar. (That is the only way I would think Romano and S.K. would do it.)

(The person who I copy/pasted this from didn't add the next few questions... *dramatic sob*)

22) Would you write 2/4/5?


23) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?


24) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

HAHAHA, about an hour ago :I.

25) What is 6's super-secret kink?

France has BTT threesomes. Definatly. (I like Franada, but this is just HOT.)

26) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Japan wouldn't shag Canada, seeing as he practically has a seizure everytime he's hugged. Heck, I think kissing would count as banging in his mind... Though maybe if he was drunk...

27) If 3 and 7 got together who tops?

Russia tops everyone. Even Prussia.

28) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?

South Korea and Canada are in a happy relationship until Canada runs off with Romano. S. Korea, broken hearted, has a one night stand with Japan and a brief unhappy affair with Poland, then follows the advice of America and finds true love with China... WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN-"

29) How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?


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A Wonderful World Of Magic by StargateNerd reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,213 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
Alfred and Yao's Guide to Breaking up a Couple by Imperial-sama reviews
Meet Alfred, Arthur, Kiku, and Yao, four close friends. That is, until Arthur started dating Francis Bonnefoy. Not liking the turn of events, Alfred and Yao decide they have to break them up! Will chaos erupt? You bet! USUK, China/Japan, High School AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,722 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 10/17/2011 - America, England/Britain
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Hogwarts and The World by Sunfire7845 reviews
England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,197 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain
Sweet and bitter chocolate USUK short stories by kokoyuki27 reviews
This is a collection of short stories I can't summarize all that into this small box do you not see my problem. My summary skill is bad anyway so there's no use wasting effort writing one. Just give this story a go what do you have to lose. Also i really like your shoelace.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,892 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tales Of The 'United' States by pupeez4eva reviews
A series of one-shots focusing on America's 50 states. With a drunk, a trigger-happy maniac, a self-made mute and a number of other strange and unnatural beings, America's dysfunctional family trumps all others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,219 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - America
Meddling with Princesses by Zeplerfer reviews
In which Arthur is a rebellious princess, Alfred is a clueless knight, Francis is a dashing prince, and Kiku is the dragon that has to put up with all of them. USUK. Loosely based on 'Dealing with Dragons.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Because It Is From Japan by FujimoriChikaru reviews
"I want it" Kiku's eyes widened. How had it come to this, he wondered. The barrier he'd purposefully and carefully constructed was crumbling to dust. Yao was in his lap, straddling him. And, in all honesty, Kiku wanted nothing more than to take him. NiChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - China, Japan - Complete
At Your Service by SirJoshizzle reviews
Jake balanced two serving platters, each in one hand: one with their drinks, and another with Dave's nachos and a stack of plates and silverware. The older brunet took notice of John's eyes on him, and he just winked at him with a lopsided, toothy grin. John just managed to smile back before looking down to his lap and rubbing his suddenly warm cheeks. AU, Jake x John, Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2012 - John E., Jake E. - Complete
RomCom with Karkat by Rock-N-R reviews
Karkat goes to Gamzee's to watch a movie, but Tavros is already there
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
In Need of a Companion by sushisama reviews
Firefly AU. Tavros is a servant of Eridan Ampora, a Registered Companion. One night, Eridan tells Tavros to take his place so he can go out. Tavros only has to service one client while Eridan is gone. Enter, Gamzee Makara. GamTav.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
The Storm by Stridercest4Life reviews
In the middle of the night, a huge storm strikes and the power goes out. Dave is left in the dark. He finds comfort in the arms of his older brother. Stridercest smut. Hardcore yaoi. Enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Eucalyptus and Menthol by SirJoshizzle reviews
Jake never understood why the boy would bother with someone like him. But if it made John as happy as it seemed to, he couldn't possibly deny him. Hitmanstuck AU, Jake x John, Windicuffs, Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2012 - John E., Jake E. - Complete
drunk iggy by animefangirl28 reviews
you guys remember episode 26 when Iggy got drunk this is.it but i added some more stuff to it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Meditation of Fifths by Tearoom Saloon reviews
"Listen, hear, touch, taste, tell me what you see. What does the ocean make you think of? Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and stop being so wound up all the time, Eridan. Just...breathe." Fluff. I could build mountains of cotton candy to the fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Feferi P., Eridan A. - Complete
A World History of Magic by the forgotten sentiment reviews
At a request from Professor Dumbledore, England and the other nations agree to attend Hogwarts to learn magic and teach a thing or two about their countries' magical history. Harry and the others are in for one hell of a fifth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
To Be You by xSuperxNinjaxBunnyx reviews
When 2pEngland suddenly shows up at a meeting, things take an interesting turn for the 1pcountries. Little do they know that the 2pcountries intend to replace them. 1p/2p USUK, 1p/2p GerIta, 1p RoChu Warning: swearing, insanity, 2pTalia, and violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/4/2012 - England/Britain, America
Definition of Myself by TheQuirkyWriter reviews
USUK Teen romance is so cliché. So is running away, having internal battles about sexuality and religion, and being the charming, mysterious, handsome new kid in school. That's what Alfred was, cliché. Controversial Issues used in this fic. Other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Life Before by FleetingKisses reviews
A collection of short stories detailing Dave and his bro, before entering the game, and the development of their ever loving relationship. Explicit Stridercest content. Dave / Bro Strider.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Auction by can't-reach-beer reviews
"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,421 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Matt, Mello
Gypsy Kiss by EvaLove1 reviews
Tavros was the normal "goody goody" whereas his best friend Gamzee was the "bad boy". A sleep over gets a little heated. Warning, smut and drug use.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Hetalia Truth or Dare! by xXChibiblueheartsXx reviews
Ask the nations of the world Truth or Dare! * 2 HOSTS/HOSTESSES needed * \ v / please review! I don't own Hetalia at all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
An Unfortunate Pair of Handcuffs by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
-REMOVED, NOW ON AO3- -oneshot- Featuring Ike, Marth, handcuffs, and two inadvertent witnesses. Need I say more? Slash, yaoi, m/m etc. Established IkexMarth, LinkxZelda, hint of LinkxMarth and Zeldax...slash.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Appearances Lie by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
Russia may not look like it, but he has many secrets. Short little oneshot. Rated T for some blood and creepiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Russia - Complete
Desperate Measures by Thrice Written reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. So what happens when you're the Student Council president, you're tired, and your gorgeous American boyfriend drops in to say hi? Why, you grab him and intercrural-sex him senseless against the wall, of course! Who cares if anyone can peek into your office at any moment and totally see the two of you going at it? UKUS. School AU. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Don't Believe In The Thing Called Love by Aprilup reviews
Japan doesn't believe...in love. England remembers...love. China forgives...love. America wishes... for love.Betrayal that was never really understood and mistakes and regrets all pile up with the coming of the new year. Maybe this time it'll be right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Japan, China
An Ironic Game of Chicken by Jewssica reviews
Bro challenges Dave to a game of chicken, that goes just a bit too far. Rated M for Incest. Bro/Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Vani Jane reviews
ONESHOT Where the Cat surpasses his Master in the matters of butt humping in the most epic way – lunch period in school. AmericatxIggycat & USUK/UKUS Rating due to cats.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Good Company by burningdarkfire reviews
Sometimes, lounging around in bed is the best way to spend a day. France/Prussia/Spain. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - France, Prussia - Complete
World War Uke by Moczo reviews
England and Germany fight over who has the better boyfriend. America and Italy just want to find The Atmosphere. Contains UKUS, GerIta, some Franada, and a healthy dose of crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [England/Britain, America] [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Don't Taze Me Bro! by Your Iron Lung reviews
"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Of Hockey Pucks and French Kisses by Feline Alchemist reviews
Matthew and Alfred are thouroughly engrossed in a televised hockey game when France decides to 'distract' his Mathieu. Well, so much for hockey night ;D Franada with slight USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Prance, a Tale of Schmexyness by earth warrior reviews
Prussia goes over to France's house feeling depressed. Little do they know that Prussia has a dangerous secret that could cost them their lives! Prance, Prussia/France. Some serious schmexyness here guys. I'm not sure if you can handle it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Prussia, France - Complete
Affari di Famiglia by BinaryStars reviews
"...and the mask comes off." Eventual Itacest. Rated for Italy's mouth. Yes, you read that right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Good Advice by Iggycat reviews
Arthur is editor in chief of the school paper, but he's also the anonymous advice columnist. Strangely enough, someone special is looking for advice. USUK Gakuen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Axis Blog by Rantzilla reviews
In a school where no sense makes perfect sense, left is right, up is down- or maybe I am just starting to think like Mr. Jones? Oh bollocks... A blog written in England's PoV, our version of Gakuen Hetalia. Kinda. USUK, SuFin, DenNor, FraCan, etc. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - England/Britain, America
Crazy by dovaly reviews
When he was 12, a strange doctor came to his school and proclaimed Alfred as mentally ill. Matthew knows this to be a lie and is determined to free Alfred. But what really goes on in Dr. Corcoran's Hospital for the Mentally Ill? USUK PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - America, Canada
Da Ze! by The Illustrious Tama reviews
After losing a drunken bet to China and Japan Korea is forced to do the unthinkable. Go to Japanese High School. Warning: Now with added cliffhangers
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,435 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - South Korea
Operation Matchup: ChinaxJapan Edition by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Mission 1- China and Japan. Hungary and Belarus are on a mission- to hook up all the guys they can! Watch as chaos ensues around these two during their matchmaking escapades. Human names used. No badgers were harmed during the making of this fanfic. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2010 - China, Japan - Complete
Let There Be Light by draco-is-the-punk reviews
AU: Light, L, Misa, Mello, Matt and Near are actors working together on the new thriller Kira-Kira. LightxL, MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Light Y., L
An Unexpected Likeness by chaserglow reviews
Mello comes face to face with the infamous Kira himself, only to end up having an intimate discussion with him about their past lovers. MattxMello, LxLight. AU. Drabble. Rated for strong language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Mello, Light Y. - Complete
Because we all just need one more truth or dare fic to add onto the 5000 already here, amiright :D? M, because I don't even freaking know what I'm gonna end up writing. First fic ever, so it's not gonna be 5 star quality. But review. DO IT FOR THE YAOI.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012