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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.

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Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING TO THE LIST!)

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

The Ferret bird exists right?

"Boys are fragile. They can easily break." - My Mom.

Some rules are meant to be broken. Jaywalking is not one of them.

When life gets difficult, SUCK IT UP!

Don't let the ice cream truck get away.

When you are playing poker, and you look around for the sucker, you ARE the sucker.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime, qtgirl33, Psyche102, mathinscience

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- Grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the boy do the work for once!

Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

POST THIS!

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

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Sadie: After the War by QuietReaderWriter reviews
It's exactly a year after the war with the serpent, Apophis. Sadie Kane meets with Anubis once again. There aren't possibly any obstacles that will stand in between their relationship...right? Or are there? Well, let's just say when Sadie has two certain goddesses wishing to see her for one particular reason, it won't be so easy. MINOR plot change starting in Chapters 4-5.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Sadie K., Anubis]
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,432 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Those Kids Across the Street are Crazy by KibaKibbles reviews
Connor and I didn't expect to find much in that abandoned warehouse across the street, but trust me when we say - avoid it all cost! Those kids are crazy. *Begins a month or so before Serpent's Shadow* COMPLETE!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Travis S., Felix - Complete
Returning to Arundel by Shastafire reviews
2 years after Arundel and 1 year after Maine, the Penderwicks receive an invitation from Jeffrey to spend 3 weeks in the summer at Arundel Hall! But when they arrive, they are shocked to find that they aren't the only ones Jeffrey invited...
Penderwicks series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,002 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012
City of Shadows by beautilation reviews
CoB AU: Jocelyn Morgenstern gave birth to a second child, her daughter, before she betrayed Valentine and The Circle, and when she fled the Shadow World she also left both children behind in fear of what her husband's experiments had done to them. Now, sixteen years later, Valentine sends his daughter to New York City to retrieve the Mortal Cup from her mother.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 171,608 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
When Portals are Down by Lerial.R.Shadewing reviews
Takes place after CoLS, when portaling isn't working, the gang have to take a boat to Idris, but when ideas clash, and a storm takes over, it leaves, Clary, Jace, Izzy, Alec, Simon, Maia, Magnus, and Jordan stranded on a abandoned island filled with secrets, crazy supernaturals, and an apocalyptic plot to take over the world. M for references and eventual lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,587 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Merging of Magics by SilverBlueMoon reviews
"We've even got reports on unexplainable magic as close as Long Island. Probably have to check that out. The Serpent's Shadow, 401 " So what did happen when Sadie, Carter, and Walt decide to scope out the mysterious magic that seems to be lurking only a few miles away? Neither Camp Half Blood nor Brooklyn House will never be the same. Rated T for no apparent reason.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Lacy, Sadie K.
Why Him? by TheDaughterOfHades reviews
Do you even know how Travis Stoll and Katie Gardner got together? Do you want me to tell you my side of the story? Let's do that! :3 Tratie Tratie and more Tratie! Drama, Love, Happiness, Anger, Jealousy and a lots of more! (ON HIATUS)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,219 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
My SomeWhat Sucky School Year with Travis Stoll by RedVinesGirl11 reviews
Katie was looking forward to a quiet year away from camp. Getting to know her dad better, avoiding her step mother, and attempting to keep up with the foreign idea of high school were all included on her check-list for this year. With the occasional expected monster and some hardcore homework, what could go wrong? So why did Travis Stoll have to ruin everything? *Being Rewritten*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,750 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Connor S., Travis S., Katie G.
Normal to Demigod by Ice Star Fire reviews
When the four Penderwick sisters find out they're demigods,their lives are turned upside down. They are taken to CH-B,where they have trouble adjusting. But they all have important roles to play in the coming war against Gaea. In between TLH & SoN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,858 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012
Faking It by Awesomepossum328 reviews
When Travis Stoll turned eighteen he must get married, but when his girlfriend breaks up with him, his parents plan to marry him off to another horrible girl. He enlists the help of his friend Katie, to win back his girlfriend. But they have to play lovers. Looks like they're going to have to go "Faking It".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Blood of the Pharaohs and Demigods meet by TheCursedOne reviews
Sadie and Carter have reports of magic in the forbidden Manhattan. But they must go. When blood of the pharaohs and demigods collide, what will happen? Will there be war or will there be newfound friendship?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012
The Mark of Athena by HecateA reviews
If Percy and Jason had thought that climbing mountains and glaciers was hard- it's because they hadn't tried reuniting natural enemies with only the two of them who fully agree with everyone else on both sides. What I had on Fanpop.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 389,210 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Dangerous Living by MistressNature reviews
Clary is an assassin but doesn't know she's a shadowhunter. Her journey into the world of angels and demons brings her closer to a fate the world has never been prepared for. Jace and MI cast included. Disclaimer: I do not own Mortal Instruments.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,429 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Misconceptions and Misunderstandings by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
The Egyptians had been struck with a devastating loss; Sadie Kane was taken by Gaea. Now, Gaea has manipulated them , and told them that the Greeks had taken her, and the entire Egyptian pantheon now declares war on the whole Greco-Roman pantheon. Will this be the end for our heroes? A whole new take on how the Egyptians met the Greeks and Romans. AN at the end, please read.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,970 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lisha The Strange reviews
Summer Vacation, a few months after the Mortal War, and the gang decides to spend the weekend in Idris. Jace and Clary are in love. But Clary is wondering: would Jace still have chosen her if they weren't connected by the Angel's blood? One night, one wish, and it all changes. Set after CoG, and some CoFA and CoLS spoilers. Almost AH. Clace, Simabelle, Malec, and a little Jace/Izzy
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Not a Coincidence by SugarIsHEALTHY reviews
Is it a coincidence that Carter and Sadie have to go to a school that already has more than enough magical beings? Maybe. Probably not. I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or the Kane Chronicles.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Percy J., Carter K.
When Two Worlds Collide by Dog the Pigeon reviews
When Carter has a mysterious dream he and Sadie and the gang set off to find these weird and slightly crazed people. WARNING:WILL CONTAIN PENGUINS!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012
Reyna's Rise by seastar97 reviews
Reyna's rise from an ordinary new camper, to praetor and Jason Grace's best friend. *UPDATED WEEKLY* Major Jeyna. Rated T for possible sexy situations. REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED. -Seastar97
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Reyna, Jason G.
The Mark of Athena by Flamepaw reviews
The 2,000 reviews reedited version! Rewritten for awesomeness. See A/N at the end of this story for more details. I hope everyone enjoys the real Mark of Athena when it comes out on Tuesday. Happy reading :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,843 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
The Blood Enigma by Percyssister reviews
Percy donates blood and who gets it? One of the Kane children! Find out more by reading!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Percy J., Sadie K.
The Ends That Collide by AisonX reviews
Ah. Sadie Kane. You should know by now - she NEVER follows rules. But this rule is major, and particularly dangerous. People of the Egyptian Gods never venture into Manhattan. They also never go to the Empire State Building and shoot up into the 600th floor. But what are rules meant for if not to be broken, right? - Discontinued
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,644 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Percy J., Sadie K. - Complete
Mark of Athena Reunion by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
Different scenarios for the reunion that should have been in SoN. Percy/Annabeth Jason/Reyna/Piper and Frank/Hazel/Leo-Sammy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Clandestine Affairs by lightlacedwithbeauty reviews
Clary Fray has been entered in Shadowhunter Academy, an exclusive place, where teens prove themselves to be called Shadowhunters. She and a partner of hers have been chosen to defeat Valentine — who has been causing an uproar in the world. (ON HIATUS.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,232 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Infect My Heart by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary: artistic, successful, in control. All her hard work has brought her to becoming the VP and sales lady of the prestigious Shadowhunter Academy. When she is forced to work with Jace, her life just might spin out of control.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
remember me by crazypersonfromalandfarfaraway reviews
Jason's pov of returning to camp Jupiter and meeting Reyna again and struggling with his feelings for both reyna and Piper.This fan fiction mainly focuses on Reyna and Jason, as Jason rediscovers what he forgot in the last 8 months.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,228 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Reyna, Jason G.
Finding the Cure by March150 reviews
When Sadie becomes the host of Anubis to find the cure for Walt's curse will they succeed or lose a very close friend? A lot of Sanubis, and bits of Zarter as well. My 1st story so I appreciate suggestions and reviews! LAST CHAPTER IS UP! :)
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,160 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Crossing Paths by a347bridge reviews
Percy and Annabeth cross paths with Sadie and Carter. They embark on a perilious journey to save Egypt, Greece, and Rome. New and old characters. This story takes place after the Heroes of Olympus Series and The Serpant's Shadow. R&R please!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012
The Celeste Jackson Chronicles by E. M. Zeray reviews
Percy and Annabeth have finally had a daughter. They have to find the perfect name, deal with monsters, not to mention boyfriends. Her name is Celeste and her parents are heroes of Olympus, but is her life going to be as exciting as her parents?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
MI and ID Facebook by Pyreflies Painter reviews
The title says it all. The MI and ID characters interact in Facebook.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
Telling Them by Emullz reviews
Skye, Jane, Batty and Rosalind tell their children about Arundel and Point Mouette. Only on chapter two. Every chapter the kids get older. Next Generation Penderwicks! First fic up there... boo-yah! R&R! Western cause that's how I roll... ;
Penderwicks series - Rated: K - English - Western/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Batty P., Skye P.
Blame the Paranoia by AzureInfinitum reviews
She figures as long as she doesn't attract any attention to herself, life in Manhattan should be fine. If only she knew that it's impossible to wander the area without stumbling across some Greek hero or another. AU, where Sadie combined with Isis at the end of Red Pyramid.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Percy J., Sadie K.
The Other Story by TribalGirl reviews
This is basically Anubis's POV throughout the books, focusing on when he meets Sadie. Not much Sanubis in the first chapter, but I promise you mroe later on. I realize the title is lame; I'll probably end up changing it later on, so be ready for that.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Nico's Quest by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Olympian and Egyptian Gods by Annila reviews
A thunderstorm is on the rage. Of course Zeus is behind the thunderstorm. What made Zeus so mad? Is it true that Horus angered the king of the gods? Are they really going to war? As usual, the demigods and hosts of the gods are sucked into this chaos.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
Food Fight? by Banana Luvs Myths reviews
If you don't like flying Cake you wont like this story!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
A Suffocating Heart by Cupcakeluv1221 reviews
It's been a while since Sadie has seen Anubis-okay, I'm really bad with summaries! Just read the story!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
This Should Be Interesting by Cornmaize122 reviews
What happens when you put Egyptian magicians in a Greek demigod summer camp? Throw in a couple angry gods and you have pure chaos and insanity! R&R!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Capri by FireDragon218 reviews
Nasuada had Murtagh's child and now fifteen years later, he still doesn't know. Murtagh returns to Nasuada, will she tell him about his daughter, or will he run like he has in the past? NxM COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,782 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Fourteen Days by dear forever yours reviews
It's February 1st, and Fork's High School is having their annual Valentine's dance. Who's going to ask Bella? None other than Mr. Mike Newton. For the next 14 days, trek along with Mike and his attempt to have Bella Swan as his Valentine's date. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
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The First Meeting Between Nico and Sadie reviews
My view on the first meeting between Nico di Angelo and Sadie Kane. This is my first Fanfic. Rated T. Rating could change.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Extremly Short Sanubis Oneshot I think reviews
During my first story. Little bit of Sanubis. Extra, super duper, extremly, unusually, short. Yup. How ANubis feels about Sadie. Sorta. I think. Ummm... Yeah...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Anubis - Complete