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Joined 02-25-12, id: 3760259, Profile Updated: 01-08-14
Author has written 15 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Big Bang Theory, Brave, 2012, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Ouran High School Host Club.

My first fandom is Adventure Time, which has birthed many others. Yes, I am technically an adult.

Follow me on tumblr- mathematicaltardistime.

Facts about me:

I live in Texas and own more scarves than I actually get to wear in any given year. It's cold for like, 10 days here.

Hardly anyone in my real life knows I write fanfiction, and those who do know don't get it. The work on here I do just for me!

I'm writing a fantasy novel.

I get an inordinate amount of satisfaction when I finish folding laundry and there are no stray socks left over. Also, when I run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time or when I think I'll have to get up for something and discover it's right next to me.

I don't prefer fictional stories to reality, as much as I love them. As I've grown, reality seems pretty darn beautiful in a flawed, unconventional way.

Window blinds are my arch enemy. It's really pathetic trying to watch me get them down.

I thought Unicorns were real until I was 11! I asked my mom if we could go to a zoo that had them because they must be super endangered or hard to breed in captivity. Then she looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me they weren't real.

I love using Q-tips. Every time I see them my ears itch for a little cotton massage.

When I was a kid, I described things using the wrong senses; I would say a rose smelled pink or a wool sweater felt screechy. I like playing with words.

I have perfect vision.

I get really hyper when I play board games.

I like to narrate my actions when I cook and pretend I'm on food network.

I prefer skinny guys to muscled ones.

Yes, I say "y'all." A lot.

I hate handling money.

I was a pesco vegetarian for 8 years.

Every time I leave my house, I turn to my dog, look her in the eye, and say "Be a good bear." Sometimes I say it 2 or 3 times. I feel very unsettled if I don't get to do it.

I will not back into a parking spot and I will drive 20 minutes to avoid parallel parking.

I have been told I have great bedside manner and I don't get squeamish around blood or sickness.

When I'm especially stressed, I have a bad habit of over committing myself and then freaking out about the lack of free time.

I love the holidays and I'm very good with children.

I have a bachelor's degree in recreation therapy.

I LOVE backpacking and just travelling in general. My goal this year is to go on my first backpacking trip by myself, and to go to the hot air balloon festival in New Mexico. Luckily, I also love writing, and that's free.

I have polycystic ovarian syndrome.

When I was a toddler, I thought I was a dog. My mother had me tested.

I do not deny the existence of anything that has unconfirmed existence. This is a pretty fun view to hold, because it allows me to have that child-like glimmer of hope that things like fairies, dragons, and alternate worlds exist just barely hidden behind our fragile veil of reality.

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Aftershock by roguetimechild reviews
After being left at Bad Wolf Bay, Rose and the meta-crisis Doctor struggle to readjust.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,147 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate]
You're Very Loyal Very Quickly by Alien Hedgehog reviews
I wrote this because ppl on tumblr were panicking over an AU prompt about "What if Sherlock's adventures with John were just imagined while he was in a coma after overdosing badly and John was just a kind doctor reading him detective novels all that time." Yes, well, that could be cute if Sher wakes up to a friendly face. :) Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Marceline's Head Is All Gummed Up by bemyminion reviews
Marceline and Princess Bubblegum had a bad break-up. Marceline wants to reconcile, but Pb's holding a grudge.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
The Care and Feeding of Humans by Paradoxal Reality reviews
Joshua and Margaret found something unusual in the forests of Ooo, and brought it home. It was just supposed to be temporary, but little Finn became a permanent part of their lives. Chapter Thirteen: Jake the criminal.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,109 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Finn, Jake
The Inebriation Manipulation by Crystalrose7788 reviews
Amy is sexually frustrated and wants to jump-start a physical relationship with Sheldon. But will she regret her unconventional method of opening the proverbial door? Please review!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,982 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Carry That Weight by GuessWhatTimeItIs reviews
Finn and company in a sprawling adventure spanning the face of Ooo. This will be a multi-chapter story that will update sporadically. Expect adventure, shipping, humor, and healthy amounts of butt-kicking.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Finn, Jake
One penny by 5Mississippis reviews
Set after The Lunar Excitation, Sheldon helps a drunk Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
The Terrible Truth by MrPudding reviews
The terrible truth behind Adventure Time. Read at your own risk.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Finn - Complete
iAm Not Okay by lovingmylife reviews
A video of Sam shows up on the school's web page and the boy who posted it is using it to blackmail her. Carly's too distracted to notice but Freddie is determined to know what's going on that she isn't telling them. Seddie Story. Multi-chapter.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,866 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Girlfriend Agreement by partbritishtowhead reviews
Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,480 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Not a Couple by The Mandyfish reviews
Sherlock's had enough of John denying that they're a couple to people. So he has a go at him for it. Pre-slash if you squint real hard. Written for a prompt on the kink meme. R/R
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Island Song by thestinkyfoot reviews
Marceline moves in with Finn and Jake. Stuff happens. CH.1: "What're you-" she questions, sleep still thick on her voice, her arm reaches up and grabs his hand. He tries to pull away, but she holds it there and repeats, "What are you doing Finn?"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Finn, Marceline A.
The Guy Code Conundrum by muted hitokiri reviews
AU after season 2 - Penny and Sheldon's first kiss, Leonard's POV. Note: I love slash, but this ain't it!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
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Whatever it takes reviews
Tamaki portrays romantic love like it's a grand play for his guests, but when love finally strikes him, he's not quite sure what to do. He tries to cope with his "secret" feelings, but Harui and the twins have a surprise up their sleeves as well. The Host Club will do whatever it takes to help family.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
People will text reviews
These are little glimpses into John and Sherlock's friendship based around the texts they send each other. They vary between being funny, sad, angry, long, short, and many say the most by what's left unsaid. It's not really romance, but not just friendship either; it's just whatever John and Sherlock are. (Rating just for safety- mild language and possible drug/violence references)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Rose Time
"What wonder human beings had for anything new, he marveled. He supposed that was one reason he hung around them. There were other reasons, but those he was more hesitant to think about." The Doctor watches Rose sleeps and thinks about many things.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
How Ooo Never Existed reviews
From the first episodes of season 5. What would happen if that sandwich really was Jake's only wish? "Sometimes a well intentioned wish can lead to...'nuts.'"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Finn, Jake
Voldie and Lichie:BFFs! reviews
Villains always get the short end of the stick, am I right? Well, in this story villains band together to talk about all those jerky good guys at a support group. Voldemort and the Lich have some bonding time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Voldemort, The Lich - Complete
Just a dream reviews
This continues from "The Lich" episode, in the reality where Finn is some sort of weirdo farm boy. Read if you wanted a litttle more out of that ending!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Finn - Complete
Letting Go reviews
The night after the Ice King comes to sing with Marceline, she decides there's something she should have done a long time ago. It turns out to be one of the longest nights in her 1000 years of existence.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Marceline A., Ice King - Complete
The Rise of Marceline reviews
Before there was Finn, Jake, or a land called Ooo, there was a war, a small girl who needed to survive...and a demon who needed a successor.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,009 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Marceline A.
Women are lumping crazy reviews
Marceline helps Finn sing a love song to Bubblegum. Finn is convinced that PB will be different this time, but after years of pining after her, is she really who he still wants?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Finn
The Bear King reviews
How does King Fergus react to a special delivery to his castle? Father-daughter bonding time? Heck yes. A Texan author trying to weave Scottish colloquialism into the dialogue? Yes, there's some of that, too. Go ahead and have a read! note- I uploaded the wrong chapter at first, but now it's fixed!
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - King Fergus, Merida - Complete
BBT T&D: truth or dare! reviews
When a storm causes a black out, five friends start a game of truth or dare to distract themselves from the "death of vintage video game night." What will be revealed about each other as the story unfolds?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
The Melody reviews
Raj is dating an amazing woman, but he is so frustrated with himself for still not being able to talk to her! What shocking twist might finally unloose his tongue? Will it be too much for their relationship to stand? One shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Rajesh K. - Complete
A New Knight reviews
Sequel to "Is He My Joke, My Knight, or My Brother?" It has been 2 years since PB has seen Finn, but when she does, she wonders if the he's the same Finn she once knew. Also, who is Marceline's new love interest? Note: Necronal has started a continuation of this story called "Knight Fall." Check it out if you want to see this story continue!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,698 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Finn - Complete
My Lady is Sweeter than Ice Cream reviews
Lady and Jake Fluff. Finn is in Aaa adventuring with Fionna, but Jake has gone back to Ooo to ask Lady one very important question. He's usually so chill, but he gets pretty nervous. Oneshot- coincides with cannon for my other stories.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Jake, Lady Rainicorn - Complete
Is He My Joke, My Knight, or My Brother reviews
Princess Bubblegum discovers hidden parts about Finn's past and her own. How much choice does she have in who she loves? What does Finn really mean to her?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,767 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Finn - Complete