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Joined 02-26-12, id: 3761740, Profile Updated: 02-02-14
Author has written 14 stories for Vampire Diaries, and Teen Wolf.

ʺI regard my work as of no importance - I've simply been out to entertain.ʺ [Agatha Christie]

"To write something you have to risk making a fool of yourself." [Anne Rice]

"When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth." [Kurt Vonnegut]

I try.


Fang Club is inspired by The Vampire Diaries and the awesome novel written by Chuck Palahniuk. All credits go to the authors.


All credits for the lyrics I use go to their authors.


find me on tumblr @ liarfaker

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put down your sword and crown by but seriously reviews
The Originals have thirty days left to live, and all Rebekah wants to do is learn how to drive. Stefan, Kol, Klaus and Caroline come along for the ride. klaus/caroline, stefan/rebekah, elena/elijah & ensemble cast
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] [Rebekah, Stefan S.] - Complete
Room On Fire by flesh and bone telephone reviews
"All creatures should be romantics, what a tragedy it is that no one cares for such things anymore." — AU. Socialite, Catherine the Great's St. Petersburg, a married woman and the beginnings of an illustrious affair. UPDATED!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,663 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
First Time Drabbles by jomosfamilyjewels reviews
This is a delightful extension of my First Kiss Drabbles only this time they're going to "do the deed"..."the horizontal tango"..."the hanky panky"..."the nasty". You get the idea. Not all of them are going to be riddled with smut but all of them will most definitely end (or start) with them having sex. I'll be posting on Tumblr too in case they get a little too hot for FF.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,949 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
the guilty ones by grim grace reviews
An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,743 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by FindGallifrey reviews
Caroline Forbes has been kidnapped by a psychotic hybrid, Klaus. And is being held captive until he gets the coffins of his family members back and revenge on Stefan. Yet Caroline begins to feel sympathy towards the lonely hybrid. Beginning with hate.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
love is like a sin, my love by but seriously reviews
"Miss Forbes," he says, his voice lilting in amusement, "are you trying to compel me?" / Or, Klaus' kleptomania gets the better of him at the Mikaelson ball. Rated M for reasons yo
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] - Complete
Maybe he's not that bad after all by Diabolo Framboise reviews
Caroline thinks a lot about what happened with Klaus the night of her birthday. Klaus does too. How things could go on between the two of them after that?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,010 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
hello again, friend of a friend by but seriously reviews
In which Klaus is unrelenting, Kol is exasperated, and Caroline is stuck in the middle of all of it. kol/caroline, klaus/caroline. three-shot. no, really.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Kol M., Caroline F.] Elijah, Klaus - Complete
Realizations by angellus08 reviews
Klaus/Caroline/Elijah One shot.Klaus was rough and demanding; Elijah was soft and understanding. Klaus educated her whereas Elijah taught her. She realized that she belonged to them both.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
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Null and Void reviews
Caroline Forbes (soon-to-be-Lockwood) is one of the best divorce attorneys in Chicago. She tears unfaithful husbands to pieces, ready to fight for her friend, a rising star Katherine Pierce who wants to divorce Damon Salvatore, a famous photographer. Little does she know that Damon hired a ruthless and successful lawyer Klaus Mikaelson. A divorce may be the least of their problems.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,907 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
all the things i might not be reviews
In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. Cursed with neverneding bloodlust by Hades, a god pitiless in heart, Caroline roams the Earth hunting his demons. It's her revenge and her redemption. But when Hades decides to put an end to her mission, Caroline's life takes an unexpected turn.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/14 - Caroline F., Klaus
Come Freely, Go Safely reviews
London, 1897. Tyler Lockwood struggles with a curse that makes his life living hell. When he hears about a man, far away in the wild Carpathians, that can free him from his curse, he decides to take his chance. However, the mysterious man turns out to be much more dangerous than he thought. Not only does Tyler risk his life, but also the safety of his beloved Caroline. (dark)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Paradise for the Lost reviews
AU. Elena goes hysterical, Caroline stays bright and optimistic, Klaus lurks in the darkness with his trident while Kol is leading a normal life in Los Angeles. Stopping Apocalypse from happening has never seemed so difficult.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,012 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Bella Muerte reviews
Human AU. An outlaw smuggling the precious Moonstone across the border. A pretty thief with big plans and even bigger secrets. Adventure. Peril. Angry Mexicans.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Killer Instinct reviews
Human AU, where Klaus promises he's not a serial killer, and Caroline lets him in.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,907 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
let the dark waltz begin reviews
This time there's no flower-keeping game.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Lydia M., Peter H. - Complete
Family Portrait reviews
Caroline is raising a human boy in New York and she keeps it secret. She promised she'll keep Benjamin safe. She promised he'll lead a normal life. The very thought of Klaus finding them strikes terror in her heart. Why is that boy so important?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Hell If I Know reviews
Go to hell, many people told him. So he did. M for language
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Kol M. - Complete
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps reviews
Game on. Two Mikaelson brothers, one girl's heart to win. Damon wants to have some fun at their expense. Things get more and more complicated... and that's how we like it. A/N: As the story progresses, it gets closer and closer to the dark side. Beware.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,502 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Off with your head reviews
Somebody is decapitating people in Mystic Falls. Klaus, Kol, and Caroline decide to solve the mystery... You better watch your heads.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Haunt me no longer reviews
Klaus' birthday is coming. The night before three ghosts pay him a visit. But can Klaus learn from his mistakes?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Fang Club reviews
People are always asking her if she knows Klaus Mikaelson.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
What a scandal reviews
The Originals throw another party. Klaus gets nostalgic, Caroline gets drunk, Rebekah gets naked, and Kol gets locked up. But if Kol can't come to the party, the party comes to Kol. one-shot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete