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Author has written 11 stories for Call of Duty, and Hawaii Five-0.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I AM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM NO LONGER GOING TO BE PRESENT ON THIS WEBSITE. I HAVE BEEN ON A LONG, UNOFFICIAL HIATUS AND NOW I AM GOING TO TAKE PERMANENT LEAVE. WRITING IS NOT AS JOYFUL TO ME AS IT ONCE WAS, AND I DON'T THINK IT EVER WILL BE AGAIN. MY LIFE IS FAR TOO BUSY, WITH FAR TOO MUCH IN IT NOW. I AM NOT DELETING MY ACCOUNT, HOWEVER, FOR I FEEL OBLIGATED TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT EVER LOOK AT MY STORIES. HOWEVER AWFUL MY WRITING USED TO BE, IT HAS IMPROVED, I PROMISE, AND I AM SORRY THAT I CAN NO LONGER KEEP UP. I WILL STILL BE PRESENT THROUGH PM'S, SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ADOPTING ONE OF MY UNFINISHED STORIES (THOUGH I DOUBT ANYONE WILL), PLEASE PM ME. I GIVE INFINITE THANKS TO ALL OF MY REVIEWERS AND SUBSCRIBERS, ETERNALLY AND FOREVER. YOU GUYS ALL PULLED ME THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES. THANKS FOREVER, AND FAREWELL!
Yup. Yet another profile of some hapless writer wandering across the big world of TEH INTERNET and hoping that someone reads it.
Seriously, what the heck are you doing here? Do you have a life or something? Really, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'M NOT INTERESTING. NOPE. Unless you're stalking me... in that case, kindly go away.
Now, to those of you who aren't stalking me, i dont have much to say.
I will try and update at the latest once a week. I write a lot, but I do have a life, a pathetic one at best, but a life nonetheless.
My name (Dancing Tiger) is as such because:
1-My first idea was taken
2-My second idea was taken
3-Of course, my third idea was taken also
4-Tigers are cool
5-Dancing is cool
6- Dancing plus Tiger= Dancing Tiger
Or, as my good friends know me, Tigger :) (Take a skip all the way down to the bottom of my profile for these aforementioned 'friends')
My hobbies revolve around writing, reading, writing, and a few select 'sports' that are more likely to be classified as 'highly physical recreational activities"
I like listening to music, a lot. The genre? Anything from alternative metal, hard rock, heavy metal, metalcore, and anything inbetween
DO YOU SEE MY BEAUTIFUL PROFILE PICTURE? That is a picture drawn by a close friend of mine. The girl on the left is me, and the guy on the right is an OC I commonly use for RPs and the like :) (No, I do not have a crush on my own character. If you look closely, he has headphones in, is rather bored, and I am harrassing him with happiness. That's the literal version of me harrassing my writers block XD)
Eh, see, I'm not interesting. But i do have a list of favorite words!
Kisosk (just fun to say!)
and many more, but i would bore you all to death, no?
A few things that bother me-
When people write alot (It is a lot. A SPACE LOT )
People squealing over Twilight
Romance. Romance Novels.
Food that doesnt look or taste like food
Bubble gum flavored toothpaste (eh! Kill me now!)
People who think the world revolves around them
People who think they can go and bash other people when there own work isn't all that good
A few things that dont bother me-
Call of duty.
Call of duty.
Decent heavy metal.
Thats about it, isnt it? Well, here is a list of some pretty generic stuff.
Movies: Fluke, War Horse, The Hunger Games, The Help, and the entire Mission Impossible series :)
Books: Most of them except Twighlight. That was made by someone having a seizure with their fingers attatched to a keyboard.
TV Shows: Hawaii 5-0, NCIS, a few game shows.
The darkest hour lasts only sixty minutes"
'Life as a pessimist is better, because you are either proven right or pleasently surprised"
"Sometimes, what the hell is the best answer" - Mark Twain
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can se better than he can think"
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not abscence of it"- Mark Twain
"Gun bans disarm victims, putting them at the mercy of murderers or terrorists who think nothing of breaking the gun laws." -Michael Badnarik
My mind is the weapon. Everything else is merely an accessory
Violence may not be the best option... but it's sill an option
The question is not "who will let me?" but "who will stop me?"
"May God have mercy on my enemies... because I sure as hell won't"- General Patton
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees
Bury the hatchet... along with your enemy's course
As I walk though the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil... becuase I am the baddest motherf*cker in the whole valley!
Establish world peace; kill everyone
What profile wouldn't be complete without a copy and paste, or a quiz, or random thing like that?!
So, this is a pretty sweet survey that I found, and I figured, heck, I’ll do it. Just for the heck of it. These are in no order of favorites or anything, just to let you know.
Top ten favorite characters (Not necessarily favorite. More of just ones that I thought of that you probably know.) (And where they are from. COD, harry potter, etc.)
2-Katniss (Hunger Games)
4- Soap (COD)
5- Price (COD)
6-Harry Potter (I don’t think this one needs explaining.)
7- Archer (COD)
8- Peeta (Hunger Games)
10- Makarov (COD)
I will give you reminders of who is who at each question
What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Ghost)
I would most likely scream and freak out, then move to punch him thinking he was a robber or something. But he would block my punch and twist my arm then I would come to my senses and hug him… On second thought, that would probably get me decked. So I would just do a fangirl squeal. Good enough?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? (Roach)
I would scream. Bottom line. Cover self in any way possible; spray him with water as best I could, then demand he apologize.
Number 4 announced he is marrying 9 tomorrow? (Soap and Yuri)
Congratulate them in a stunned voice, then exclaim “You’re gay???!!!”
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Price)
Poke it. Many times. It’s probably cement mix (Confused for cake mix) and some poison (unintentional.) but I would thank him anyway! How sweet of creepy old moustache man!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Peeta)
Well duh, shake my head sadly. He probably burnt himself making some bread.
Number 9 made fun of all your friends? (Yuri)
I can’t really do anything. He’s freaky buff, and could bend a crowbar in two. I’m not messing with Yuri. Have fun being mean about my friends Yuri! I ain’t messing with you bro!
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Makarov)
I wouldn’t be all that surprised. He is plotting to destroy the world after all. He’s bound to be busy…
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do? (Ghost)
He would save me of course! Shoot them with one of his sweet guns, then carry me to safety in a safe house somewhere, then say all mysterious like “You okay?” Even though he’s bleeding from dramatic, unnecessary risks? Oh yes.
You’re on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. What will 2 do? (Katniss)
She will probably carry me to safety with drama, and have a whole bunch of plans to get me to safety. (What kind of danger was I in though?)
It’s your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Roach)
Whatever I want of course! He’s a sweetheart. Probably a really nice hug and some concert tickets. Heavy metal bro! He’ll protect me from all the scary huge dudes if the need called. Of course. Thanks you Roach. I LOVE YOU!!!
You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do? (Soap)
He will totally grab me and run out the door, hopping over burning beams and walls of flame. Just for my safety. Because I said so.
You just embarrassed yourself. What does 5 do? (Price)
Not care. Like always.
You’re about to marry 10. What is 1’s reaction? (Makarov and Ghost)
Ghost will scream “What the heck is the matter with you lady?” and then go on to shoot Makarov. I cry, he hugs me, it’s all better. The end.
You got dumped by someone. What does 7 do to cheer you up? (Archer)
Let me use his super special sniping weapon and give me lots of tips on how to shoot better, so I can go give the loser who dumped me a ‘warning shot’
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Yuri)
Yell at all those opposing you in Russian, so they can’t understand him, yet feel offended anyway.
You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Makarov)
Take an opportunity to perfect my evil laugh. He has to have all the pointers, eh?
Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why? (Ghost)
Killer eyes. Shoots great. Man in uniform. Accent. Enough said.
Number 2 tells you about her deep love for number 9. Your reaction? (Katniss and Yuri)
Scratch my head, and congratulate her. They are both hard shell kind of people. They should go along just fine. Two negatives makes a positive, right?
You’re dating 3 and are introduced to his parents. How do you act? (Roach)
Perfect, of course!
Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Price and Harry Potter)
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO??? NO!!!
Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. (Harry Potter.)
Let him. He’ll stop eventually.
You had a haircut and 7 won’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Archer)
What? Did I make him angry earlier? He doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would care about hair. Is it something I said?
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl. What do you say? (Peeta)
He’ll end up with Katniss eventually. Just let him cry.
Number 9 is too afraid to confess their love for you and sends an email saying it all. What do you think? (Yuri)
Okay, who put poison or drugs in Yuri’s water? Not that I don’t like him, but not in THAT way. I would think ‘dear lord, save me. I must hire some private guards so I may never face him again.’
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Ghost and Makarov)
Okay, now what drugs have I been slipped? No way in heck this would happen… unless world peace! Yay! I react by crashing the gay party and congratulating them on the peace treaty they had to have made at some point or another.
You notice 3 and 4 have been in the hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think is going on in there? (Roach and Soap)
One of their guns probably jammed, or they need to figure out how to get it past security. If I walked in, hotel blueprints would line the walls and they would be bickering about a better way to do whatever they are planning.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Ghost and Harry Potter)
Never. Just no.
Would 2 trust 5? (Katniss and Price)
Never. Katniss trusts no one.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens next? (Soap and Makarov)
Another world war ensues, but only after Makarov pokes Soap back. Duh.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would it be? (Roach and Harry Potter)
7 and 9 apply for a job. What is it? (Archer and Yuri)
College professors. Because they can.
Yet another thing that I found
Here's how it works-
1-Open up iTunes or other media player
2-Turn on shuffle
3-Click the 'next' button and write down the title of the song as a response to the question
What would you say about your boyfriend?
My obsession- Skillet (Oh my gosh, I swear this was random. XD)
What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Leave it alone- Disturbed
Your teacher is…
Alone- Parkway Drive (accurate, lol)
What’s written on your classrooms blackboard?
My Demise- Shadows Fall (Yep. That’s about it in short XD)
How would you describe your next door neighbors?
The End of the World- God Forbid (That’s it in short)
What would your best friend say about you?
Rokstar- Nickelback (lol, I don’t even listen to that song. But okay, I am pretty awesome XD)
How do you feel right now?
Bound- Disturbed (You have no idea…)
What’s on your bedside table right now?
Cure For The Itch- Linkin Park (NO. I DON’T NEED ONE. I PROMISE IT’S JUST A BOOK AND MY PHONE CHARGER)
When you open your wardrobe, you see…
Pretty on the outside- Bullet for My Valentine (I hope I’m pretty on the inside too .)
What did you say after you attended your last concert?
Live Life Loud- Hawk Nelson (I actually said something along the lines of “oh… oh my god.” Because my last concert was my first :D)
If you had to write a fic right now, what would it be called?
Walk the Edge- Shadows Fall
A song you would sing at a school talent show
But Tonight We Dance- Rise Against
Your life’s theme song?
It’s Dangerous Business Walking out Your Front Door- Underoath (We all know this too well, right?)
What would you describe what you are doing at this moment?
Falling inside the Black- Skillet (debatable)
If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? (And I’m doing this why?)
So Far Away- Avenged Sevenfold
Your motto is…
Give Wings to My Triumph- Hatebreed (not really a motto, but okay…)
If you could buy anything in this world, what would it be?
Bricks- Rise Against (I nearly shat bricks from laughter when I saw that)
What did you dream about last night?
The Cave- Mumford and Sons (No, I dreamt about the OTHER cave. Duh XD)
Any Last Words?
A Mad Russians Christmas- Trans Siberian Orchestra (MAD RUSSIANCHRISTMAS=GOOD THINGS)
You know you're addicted to fanfiction when:
11: You check your profile every ten minutes
10:You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews"
9: Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? (BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE)
8: You start laughing at the most innapropriate times because you remembered something from a fic
7: You pretend to take notes in class, but you're really getting a head start on your latest ficlet
6: Disclaimers. You know what they are. You have used or seen one.
5: You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction (Or, the other way around)
4: A story idea isn't a story idea anymore. It's a plot bunny.
3: You hear people talking about a ship (like, in the water) and you jump five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word out of fanfic context
2: Whenever something inspiring happens, you immediatly think "oh, fanfic idea!" and immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours
1: You are no longer able to eat lemons without shivering, and thinking about that time you were first on fanfiction, and wondered just what this 'lemon' could mean...
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Life isn't passing me by: it's trying to run me over
Always forgive your enemies: it annoys them out of their minds!
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks called my best friends
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You're just jealous the little voices are talking to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
My friends are the people that would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Oooh... A life. Where can I download one?
Make authors around the globe more productive- turn off the internet!!
These are my friends, from real life and from the internet. Or both. Nicknames are included for a select few!! Pay them, their stories, and their profiles a quick visit!
Shadow of the Spirit= Comrade, Shadow, and now apparently Skrillex Jr.
Sage of the White Sands= Sagey (For now :P)
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