Poll: For one of my next stories, I am writing a modern-day reincarnation fic for the BBC TV show Merlin. In which US city should it be set in? Please PM me to add a city. Vote Now!
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl, Merlin, and Harry Potter.
Hello everyone, you can call me H2O (or H20, whatever you happen to type), Water, or W for short!
If you don't get the H2O part in my pen-name, it is the chemical makeup of water.
POLLS: Please PM me if you want to add a different city in a different country or in the US.
Stories: I have updated Harry Potter and the Great Dragoon with a third chapter, I am currently in the writing process of the fourth chapter.
• I am a girl (obviously) and my favorite color is blue.
• I don't like chocolate, but love Vanilla. (On that subject, I think there is still some cake in the fridge...Be right back!)
• I am completely obsessed with water (didn't get that from my pen name? ;]), it is just so amazing (to me at least)!
• I am friends with DarkestTruth and jediforce3 in real life.
• I either want to be a teacher, writer, historian, something in music, a theater technician, or, if possible, a witch (One can hope), a good one of course! ;)
If you see any artwork covers for my stories, then it was drawn or photographed by a friend of mine or myself.
TV: Merlin, Sherlock, White Collar, NCIS, Psych, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Leverage, Common Law, The Newsroom, Suits, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Star Trek (Original Series & Next Generation-not all of the episodes for TNG), Warehouse 13
Anime: Hetalia, Blue Exorcist
Books: Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Heroes of Olympus, The Outsiders, Of Giants and Ice
Plays/Musicals: Les Mis, All Shook Up, Victoria Martin: Math Team Queen
Movies: Flypaper, Tower Heist, We bought a Zoo, Operation Petticoat, Down Periscope, the James Bonds series, Star Wars, This Means War, My Fellow Americans, MIB (1, 2, & 3), The Adventures of Tintin, Mirror Mirror, RED, Tropic Thunder, Greedy, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The Avengers, Catch Me If You Can (it so reminded me of White Collar!), Galaxy Quest, The Bourne Legacy, Arthur Christmas, Premium Rush, Brave, Made of Honor, Under the Tuscan Sun, Argo, Pitch Perfect, 21, Vantage Point, Star Trek (including the new ones), The Last Emperor, Rise of the Guardians, Renaissance Man
Characters: Merlin-Merlin, Sherlock-Sherlock, White Collar-Neal, NCIS-McGee, Psych-Shawn, Star Trek-Spock & Sulu & La Forge & Data (Kirk & Chekhov for the new ones), Artemis Fowl-Artemis, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus-Percy, Star Wars-R2D2 & Luke, Leverage-Harrison & Parker, MIB-Agent J, Suits-Mike, The Newsroom-Jim, Avatar-Aang, Doctor Who-10th & 11th Doctors & Jack, Warehouse 13-Pete, Hetalia-Britiain & America & Prussia & Lithuania & Poland ,Supernatural-Cas & Crowely(& Gabriel & etc)
Actors/Actresses: Misha Collins, Chris Pine, Micheal J. Fox, Dev Patel, Colin Morgan, Jay Baruchel
Networks: USA, Cloo, TNT, CBS, BBC, M(emorable)E(ntertainment)TV
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Mom : iPad!
Son : iPhone!
Daughter : iPod!
Dad : iPaid -_-'
Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support
"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
"That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
"So -- what are you wearing?"
"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."
Things I liked from other profiles:
In the world of fandom, very single character is redeemable. Except for Umbrige. That professor is probably the most hated fictional person ever. - Anonymous (How about Agravaine, he is very aggravating after all.)
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free. (Just me, or something Merlin would say to Arthur?)
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
When you laugh, I laugh. When you cry, I cry. When you jump off a bridge, I cry harder.
To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
The WHOLE story ...
C, Eb and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t server minors.” So Eb leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” The A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices Bb hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You are the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight!” Eb comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You are looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, Eb soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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