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Author has written 22 stories for Primeval, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Spider-Man, and Avengers.
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Hobbies: Running, writing watching Marvel Movies
Favourite pairings and characters: Jerome Peter Parker/Spiderman, Jara and Jerina (Jerina as a friendship pairing)
favorite Phrase: We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time.
If I could choose between loving you and breathing i would use my last breath to say i love you.
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
I'm not stuck in here with you, your stuck in here with me.
Love me or hate me both are fine with me, love me and I'm always in your heart, hate me I'm always in your mind.
Men are like a deck of cards you need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry them, a club to smash their heads in and, a spade to bury them
Doing nothing is very hard to do you never know when you're finished.
The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.
Sometimes i pretend to be normal but it gets too boring i have to go back to being myself.
When nothing goes right, go left
Good girls are found in every corner of the world BUT unfortunately the earth is round
1.You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
2.What can you catch but not throw?
3.I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
4.Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
5.The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
6.Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
7.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
8.You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
9.I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet stay dry. What am I?
10.I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
11.I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
12.Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28?
13.How far can a dog run into the woods?
14.Which country has a 4th of July - the USA or the UK?
15.A man built a house of rectangular structure,each side having a southern aspect. A bear came wandering by. Which colour was it? AND WHY?
1.corn on the cob
9.a penguin's shadow
12.all the months have at least 28 days
13.half way then its running out
14.they both have the 4th of July
15.its a polar bear he built his house on the north pole
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.”
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can’t resist.”
“If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!”
“Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.”
“If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?”
”As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
“How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?”
“Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.”
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
"How come when you scream “ARGH!!!” in a library everyone stares at you but when you do the same thing on a plane everyone joins in?"
That awkward moment when you shout out the wrong answer during class with confidence.
Trying to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish an awesome dream.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
That awkward moment when your unsure if someone is a girl or a boy.
I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.
Busy is just a nicer way of saying leave me alone.
My room is not messy. It is perfectly organised by the person who knows where everything is, except when they decide to play hide and seek.
Taking a well deserved break after writing the title to your assignment.
Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me.
When my Mum comes into the room while I'm on the internet, I switch to Google and stare at it until she leaves.
That annoying moment when you take your headphones out of your pocket and they're tangled into a trillion knots.
That awkward moment when your parents take your joke completely seriously and you ended up getting in trouble.
If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss.
Without school, its hard to remember what day it is.
I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Some people just need a pat, on the head, with a hammer.
Leaving the store with ten things you don't need, when you only went to get gum.
No matter how old, or how bad ass you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
When food falls on the floor:
The moment when in you are in bed texting with the phone above your head and the phone just decides to attack your face.
Pushing the elevator button over and over again, thinking that it will come faster.
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.
Isn't it scary to know that nothing can kill that .01% of germs?
You know you're a ninja when you're able to walk out of the shadows and scare a sibling, even when they were staring straight at you.
School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper, paper are made from trees, we need trees for oxygen. Thus, school is killing us.
A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn!
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Teacher: You failed the test.
That awkward moment when you take your sweatshirt off and your t-shirt decides it wants to come off too.
You can pick your nose.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!
Crazy Quotes O.0
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
“Being crazy isn't enough.”
“Sane is boring.”
“Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.”
“and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.”
“Where to look if you've lost your mind?”
“Who but the mad would choose to keep on living? In the end, aren't we all just a little crazy?”
“When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.”
“You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers.”
“It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time"
"Who wants to be normal? Normal's boring"
"I'm crazy in love, without the 'in love' part. I'm crazy!" :D
1. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and animal): Purple klee kai (klee kai, it's a dog)
2. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Blue Bubbleburst Rockstar. (Um, what kind of super name is that???)
3. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Carrie. (This sounds scary...)
4. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong):Strawberry Fire. (Awesome!)
5. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (colour, pirate accessory): Black hook. (Not bad. :/ )