Author has written 11 stories for Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Web Shows, and Sherlock.
Okay, here are some things you should know about me.
I am obsessed with PJO, Sherlock, Merlin, One Direction, Dan and Phil, DeeFizzy, Caspar Lee (I'm in love with him and we're going to get married), Carrie Hope Fletcher, Tumblr, Food, John Green, Jennifer Lawrence, Reading, Summer, Thunderstorms, Teen Vogue (but I am NOT a hipster, I just like fashion.), Strawberry smoothies, Hawaiian shave ice, birds, owls, and traveling.
If you gave me a ticket to anywhere in the entire world, I would go right now.
I am terribly afraid of heights, sharks, bees, and the deep part of the ocean where it drops off.
My OTP's: Larry Stylinson, Niam, Johnlock, Merthur, Percabeth, Phan, Me/Caspar Lee.
I couldn't live without music.
I love climbing trees.
If you don't know me, I am the quietest person you will ever meet. If you do know me... I apologize 'cuz you're gonna go through some crazy stuff.
I find it very difficult to swear... I'm like Phil... I just can't do it... I'll think it, but I can't say it.
I invent my own strange swear words like, "fluffernutter sandwhich!" because I can't swear.
I talk way too much, or not at all, there is no in between. (right now I am talking too much)
If I find something funny, I will never stop laughing about it, even if you shut up about it I will remind myself of it hours later, even weeks later, and continue laughing.
If I like you... I apologize because I will never leave you alone.
If I don't like you... I will still be nice to you even though I want to scream "LEAVE ME ALONE."
My profile picture is of me.
Some days I want to sit at home by myself and read;
Other days I want to travel across the country
I can't go a day without wanting to try some new adventure, whether it be in a book or not.
I would hug each and every one of you that took the time to read this.
:-) :-( :-P :-/ :-X :-O B-) :-* DX :-L :-Z XD
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (All members of 1d are secretly half-brothers, they must be)
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares.
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (I claim I'm like Frank who doesn't have either)
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (I bought a NY Yankees cap, put it on and ran around screaming "I'M INVISIBLE!")
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (My mom won't let me).
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. (I constantly have money on me in case of said situation)
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (I bought them on ibooks)
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents (My brother is a child of Hermes like me and my sister is totally a daughter of Aphrodite)
You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Mark of Athena (Can't wait for Percabeth reunion)
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people)
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (The movie sucked, Annabeth is blond not brunette)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” (For Example, the wheelchair sub at my school)
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (Oh gods, I do that way too much)
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is. (I'm a child of Apollo)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (Its become a habit for me to say 'Oh my Gods')
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (he should not!! Nico rules!)
Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent.
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.
You have an instant crush on Nico! (and Travis, and Percy)
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true)
You own every single book (um, DUH)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO (yeah, like, Athena)
You've called someone you know a satyr.
If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"
When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.
You took the time to read this list.
You've tried to send an Iris message.
You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".
You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.
When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics. (guilty)
Rick Riordan is your idol.
You are teaching yourself Greek.
If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot).
You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series.
You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters. (again... guilty)
You wish there was a PJO series on TV. (and if you're like me, you're planning to send a pilot of one to a producer... I live in Malibu, can you blame me?)
You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise.
You squealed or "aawed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens.
You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! (like Nico/Percy... *shudders*)
You draw pictures of all the characters.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Theif) told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It DID tell the truth, PJO IS REAL!!!)
And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! (Also if you took the time to read this)
Please check out my YouTube channel! I have a PJO video on there, check it out! If people like it, I will make a HOO one, too. Not going to explain what it is, just watch it.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were to busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!
12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.
(OMG I totally fell for the number five thing lol)
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever ran into a fence at night at a park on halloween while playing toilet tag, copy and paste this into your profile. Sadly, I speak from experience.
THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Wouldn't even have taken the time to read this. PJO FANS: Look specifically for things like this! Haha!
"I am Nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I am perfect..!" Unknown
20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? PERCABETH!!!!!!!!
2) Favorite guy character? Leo Valdez, he is the most EPIC living being on the planet!
3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth Chase, and Thalia Grace
4) Favorite god? Apollo
5) Favorite goddess? Athena,
6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Poseidon
7) Is Luke hot? Not in a million years!
8) Would you join the Hunters?
9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Both!
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Iris
12) Favorite book? The whole series!
13) Least favorite? None!
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year-round
15) Favorite couple? Percabeth, Jasper
16) Are you a demigod? HADES YEAH!
17) Who would be your parent? Poseidon
18) Favorite minor character? The Stolls!!
19) Ethan or Luke? Ethan
20) Favorite monsters? Ceberus, Minotar
The Bold ones are the ones that I choose:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture.(my feet hurt...) Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers You watch sports on TV. You love video games. Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. (They're Comfy...duh!XD) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (One or two people are good) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Silver) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes by accident...) Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (sometimes...) You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. (I do sometimes) Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheer leading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. Video games are boring. Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were/are in gymnastics/dance/ballet. (gymnastics) It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (Who didn't as a little girl??) Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. Like being the star of every thing
My girl side won, which of your sides will win?
1. Fill up the blanks with your OCs, or favorite characters. Put their names by the numbers, too.
2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.
1. What if 7 and 4 kissed?
I would vomit.
2. Where would 2 bury a treasure?
Bottom of the ocean
3. 3 and 7 get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
4. 1 is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5. Do they help 1?
Um . . . maybe.
5. Who is stronger? 6 or 4?
6. Who is 3's secret love?
7. Can 2 juggle?
Possibly, you never know with Percy
8. 1 is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?
No, SSO's too young to date Robert Downey Jr. XD
9. What is 5's biggest fear?
I honestly have no idea.
10. A meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7, 2, and 4 stop it?
Percy, Thalia and Annabeth? DEFINITELY.
11. Is 5 single?
13. Does 1 wish this TAG was over?
14. 6 and 7 are dancing to the waltz. 2 comes in and sees them dancing. 2's reaction?
Piper and Thalia dancing? Percy would probably look very confused, then just walk out.
15. 2 and 4 go to the movies. What movie do they see?
Aw, Percabeth! XD Um . . . The Avengers? IDK.
16. You are attacked by 1, 3, and 6. Can you survive?
Me, Leo and Piper. Depends on who's trying to survive against I guess, but probably not.
17. What is 4's favorite color?
18. Can 7 sing?
Possibly, but she never would.
19. A vampire bites 2. 4 sees this, what do they do?
Annabeth would kill the vampire, then take care of Percy.
20. All the characters get into a battle Royal. Who will win?
I have no idea, and what is a battle Royal?
21. Well, now it's over! Tag 3 people
Yes FINALLY! I tag the following:
Greeks Drool - Romans Rule
Go out and TAG some others!
You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobiac
You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis You swim professionally.You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane You are acrophobiac
You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night.
You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals.You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with
You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun.Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel.
You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.
Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You love romance Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (wait, we are talking about Mr. D, right?) You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.
Yay!!! I got Apollo!!! :D
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] other - $75
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $125
[ ] Over 7 - $200
[ ] 6'8 to 7 - $175
[ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150
[ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75
[X] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85
[ ] Under 5'4 - $0 (Hey! Don't hate on us short people!)
Total so far: $210
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $310
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $630
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600
Total so far: $1230
[ ] Perfect vision - $400
[x ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1430
] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1480
Favorite Colors :
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Total: $ 2855
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes - $0
[ ] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!
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Pan said to save the wild. Repost this if you've ever eaten a waffle.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. My comments (most will be rude and sarcastic) are in parentheses.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Ah yes, the good ole days of sleep-drying.)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So, basically, I don't have to pay for the bag.)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Oh, that's a relief. I was beginning to get worried there.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Suggestion, people, suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...oops. Too late.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No, really??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Aaaw man!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Well, I guess we'll have to take back my little sister's sports car then. Sorry sis!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (*applaudes* Fabulous! I'm sold!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Now how am I gonna decorate my parallel universe?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Such as...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh my gods! Hide your children!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Well that was useful)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (If only I had known that sooner...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (So it's okay to stop it with other parts of your body? such as your face?)
On a pack of diapers. "For child use only." (C'mon people, really?)
On a thing called "The Potty Patch" (it's a fake grass patch you put in your house to train dogs) The warning says, "For Animal Use Only" (Nobody look!)
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AND FINALLY... if you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"We can talk," the Tiger Lily said. "When there's someone worth talking to." Ooooh! Buuuuurn!
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Stan Lee's Superhumans
4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad cooking dinner, and my 3-year-old sister saying to herself, "Don't be silly, don't be silly, don't be siiillyyy!!"
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
freaky quiz, what do you care?
8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9.What are you wearing
Denim shorts and a rock tee-shirt. Now what are YOU wearing, hmm??
10.Did you dream last night?
11.When did you last laugh?
When I first read the list of warnings above this one.
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Mirrors, pictures, WHY DO YOU CARE??
13.Seen anything weird lately?
The mirror when I first woke up. *shudders*
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I think that whoever wrote it has got some issues.
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy all of the rights to PJO and HoO . . . but Rick Riordan would work for me. Me writing the books would be a disaster.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Where do I begin...?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make it illegal to wear socks with sandals.
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
a bush named George.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't plan that far ahead, I'm only 13!! And I can't think of any names I like right now...
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Again, too soon! And I can't think of any names right now...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are a PJO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
The campfire, or the sword-fighting arena.
2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?
Well, I don't want to take anyone away from their perfect pairings, sooo... Malcolm from the Athena cabin.
3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Katie Gardner and Annabeth
4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
Kronos and Drew
5. Your Favorite PJO book?
All of them.
6. Your Favorite PJO Character?
Percy and Thalia
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Say, "Wassup Seaweed Brain." and give him a hi-five.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a (1D) concert, who do you take with you?
Katie or Annabeth.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Percy and Annabeth and Katie and Travis and Thalia... and Jason, cuz he can fly. XD
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Are you drunk?
12. Favorite PJO Pairing?
Percabeth! (duh!) Thalico and Tratie!
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
I would PAAATAAAAY!!!
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Um... GOING ON QUESTS WITH PERCY!!!!
15. Favorite PJO Quote?
"Percy, I said hello to the poodle, you say hello to the poodle."
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
At the very end while eating his cake, or their kiss in BoTL.
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
When he's obsessed with Mythomagic, asking Percy if he can surf really well. Haha.
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment
When Apollo is incognito as Fred.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
When he is all goo-goo over Artemis.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
When Annabeth and Grover come back laughing at the car wash, after making the guy's music stop.
Annnd we're done! Oh, well! =P
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This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
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BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap
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I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
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COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!! A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you are born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. and you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY
Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs
1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'. (guilty)
2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.
3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. AKA blue.
4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason! (um... guilty. BUT ONLY ONCE!)
5.) Chasing your tail. (maaaayybe)
6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (Only 50 times a day...)
7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.
8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. (Well, I AM a girl... so... I guess so)
9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things. (YUP!)
10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. (Dude, I'm 13.)
11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.
12.) Silence. (...)
13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times. (Me? I would nev- "BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE! THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED! ...oh wait. You were saying?)
14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS! (I am so confused with this question...)
15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). (Only tinsel, only once... Okay, fine, the wreath too.)
16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME! (Who do you think I am? Percy?)
17.) Dancing in the rain. (Why the Hades is THE underlined? And who HASN'T done that??)
18.) Befriending a werewolf. (Um...)
19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. (That is... odd.)
20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.
21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. (You mean like the Stolls?)
22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them". (Ha ha... ha. *death glare*)
23.) Yelling at someone right next to you. (OF COURSE NOT! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!)
24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. (Well actually I would- ...um... what was I saying?)
25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization. (Bahahahaha! *wipes tear from eye* I'm sorry, you were saying?)
26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. (I'm not THAT stupid! ...I just write with marker on my arm, duh!)
27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you. (Uuuhh...)
28.) Falling in Love.
29.) Fighting with your own team.
30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.
31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.
32.) Talking in Chat Speak.
33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.
34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures. (oh...my...gods...)
35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.
36.) Referring to yourself in the third person. (HULK SMASH!)
37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored. (Been there, done that.)
38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. (My wand would not fit behind my ear, it's much too large.)
39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper. (HA! ...yeah.)
40.) Breaking a record through pranking. (nooooo...)
41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).
42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!- (((*I HAVE ARRIVED!!*))
43.) Wrapping people. (With...)
44.) Making your hair holiday themed. (Sorry, but I do not live in Who-ville)
46.) Stress Baking (Stress, WHAT now??)
47.) Stalking. (Define "stalking"...)
49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!
50.) Nightmares. (You DO know you can't really control those, right?)
51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection. (Eh...)
52.) Switching names. (Yesterday I was PINKY! Today, I am Bob.)
53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS.
54.) Forgiveness. (Man, if that were true... this would be a sad, sad world.)
55.) Breaking things for fun. (*suspicious look*)
56.) Running away. (From... a monster? 'Cause THAT would make sense.)
57.) Sound effects. (Ba-boom, crash! Boi-oi-oinnnngg)
58.) Overreacting to everything. (OHMYGODS! You are insane! How could you SAY such a thing? Thanks a lot for ruining MY day!)
60.) Growing Up.
List Twelve of your favorite characters from Percy Jackson, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Percy Jackson
2. Annabeth Chase
3. Thalia Grace
4. Jason Grace
5. Travis Stoll
6. Katie Gardner
7. Nico Di Angelo
8. Leo Valdez
9. Piper McLean
10. Jason Grace
12. Silena Beauregard
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ohmygods Katie and Beckendorf? NO NO NO NO!!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes. Um... on a scale of 1-10? 8...
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
OHMYGODS!!! NOOOOOOO!!! I WOULD VOMIT!!!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five nine because he is not gay.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?
Nico walking in on Annabeth and Silena? I think he would scream like a little girl, as would I.
8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Uuuummmm hopefully not!
9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Love and Pain
10. Do any of your friends read Three het?
What the Hades is Three het??
11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
We are young.
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: This story will suck. DO NOT READ IT.
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Er, a couple hours ago, LOL.
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Percy and Nico are in a happy relationship, until Piper runs off with Nico, Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Silena, and a brief unhappy affair with Beckendorf, then follows the wise advice of Travis, and finds true love with Thalia.
What title would you give this fic?
Is he gay? Is he straight? Is she dead? THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND MORE!!
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Stuff about me:
Do you swear? I swear on the Styx, that's it.
Do you like your name? Eh, I guess.
Were you adopted? Nope.
Siblings? A younger brother and a younger sister.
Eyes? Um, you mean the color? Hazel.
Hair color? Dark blond.
Height? Five foot 4
Hobbies? Dancing, gymnastics, drawing, reading.
Fondest moment? I dunno...
Proudest moment? Again, I dunno...
Indulgence/Guilty Pleasure? PJO fanfictions and marshmallows. XD
Black or White? Neither. I am peach. X)
Pink or red? Emm... pink.
Blue or Light Blue? blue.
Die or kiss a spider? Kiss a spider, I'm not STUPID!
Die or lose hearing? Are you freaking kidding me?? LOSE HEARING!!
Dogs or cats? dogs.
Hugs or kisses? hmm... both
Happy or sad depressing endings? HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
Summer or winter? Er, summer, no winter, no summer... eh, BOTH!
Favorite smell? Air after a thunderstorm.
Favorite song? What makes you beautiful, by One Direction.
First thing you notice in a guy? that they are a guy...
Last thing you ate? food
Last person you talked on the phone with? I don't know. you are annoying me...
Last thing you purchased? Um... banana bread.
Last thing you said? "I'm getting off the computer, one minute!"
Last movie you saw at a movie theater? The Avengers
You wear glasses or contacts? No
Hat size? How the Hades would I know that?? I just PUT ON A HAT!
Shoe size? 7
Least favorite part of your body? what kind of question is that?
Least favorite part about yourself? that I don't have proof of me being a demigod
Least favorite food(s)? Peppers and oatmeal.
Least favorite clothing company? I don't know! I just wear my clothes.
Favorite clothing company? Again, I don't know. I just wear what I have...
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple or blue... or both mixed into one, weird, demi-crayon color. XD
Do you think you are strong? strong enough
Do you think you are pretty? well... beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Do you think? Absolutely not, are you insane??
Would you bungee jump? Gods no.
Would you become a vegetarian? I tried... didn't work out too well.
Would you dye your hair a different color? Nope
Would you go skinny dipping? NO!!!!!
When was the last time you cried? I cried with joy when I saw the MoA cover!! :P
When was the last time you hit someone? Well, I'm thinkin 'bout it right now...
When was the last time you were on Fan Fic? I've been on all day...
What do you hate the MOST? This quiz. DEATH. ANIMAL ABUSE!!
WHO do you hate the most? Ohmygods, REALLY? Um, Bin Laden. IDK!!
What else do you hate the most? What the hades do you care?!!?!??!
What are you wearing right now? clothes...
What are you listening to right now? sounds
What ice cream flavor do you like the best? Mud Pie
What is your favorite chocolate company? Hershey's
Do you have kids? Um, I'm 14...
Do you untie your shoes after wearing them? I don't own a pair of shoes with laces...
Do you use sarcasm? WHAT? ME? Never! How could you accuse me of such a thing!?
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
Post it for your MOM!!!!
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Josh Hutcherson
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue
3. Your first initial? H
4. Your month of birth? July
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Isabel
7. Your favorite number? 3
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To find my prince someday.. (I know, cheesy, but true)
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1. You are completely in love with this person. Love is a strong word...Maybe LIKE (Hahaha, duh!)
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. (Well then...)
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Yay!)
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. YES!!;)
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. (Awesome!)
6. This person is your best friend. (Yes, yes she is)
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (3... really? That is sad.)
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (Really? Well, I will be looking forward to THAT.)
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."
"It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up."
"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"
"Can you surf really well, then?"
"All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book."
"The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."
"My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it."
"Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.
"Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
You say I'm not cool. The opposite of cool is warm. Another word for warm is hot. So thanks!
I'm not retreating; I'm just advancing in a different direction.
I know kung-fu... and 42 other dangerous sounding words.
Stand back- I'm about to get a million times more amazing.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman".
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life.
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday.
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did.
Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us!
Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems!
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not.
Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
I'm a nerd and proud! (Thumbs up and winning smile)
Sometimes people call me strange, so I looked it up in the dictionary. It states "unusual, extraordinary, or curious." Think about it if anyone calls you strange- does this sound like you? Because it sure describes me!
"I am beautiful, in every single way. Words can't bring me down, oh noonoonono. So don't you bring me down today." -Christina Aguilera
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller, doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone!" -Kelly Clarkson
"In another life, I would make you stay, so I don't have to say you were the one that got away. The one that got away." -Katy Perry
"Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, that's what you get for wakin' up in Vegas!" -Katy Perry
"You're, You're an A-LIEN, you're touch so far away. It's supernatural, Extraterrestrial."- Katy Perry
"Someday, I'll be, living in a big ol' city. And all you're, ever gonna be is mean. Why you gotta be so mean?" -Taylor Swift
"Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you? Been here all along so why can't you see, you belong with me? You belong with me." -Taylor Swift
"He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar, the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star." -Taylor Swift
"Our song is the slamming screen doors, sneaking out late tappin' on, a, his window." -Taylor Swift
"Come morning light, you and I'll be safe and sound."- Taylor Swift
"You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter. You are the best thing, that's ever been mine." -Taylor Swift
like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that
aren't as good, but easy to reach. So the apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
They just have to wait
for the right boy to come
along, the one who's brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.
Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper
Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.?????
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Edward, I say PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I'm trying to say is. . . .
Percy. Jackson. PWNZ.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose: me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. (i don't even tryand i'm called annoying)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc. Tia and Tori INC/MKAlza11
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc./MKAlza11
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile
If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile.
COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juicemade with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquidmade with real lemons?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheepshrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
60 WAYZ TO ORDER PIZZA!
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD.
10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
11. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
12. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
13. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
15. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
16. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
17. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
18. Change your accent every three seconds.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Start your order with "I'd like. . .". A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't."
21. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
22. Rent a pizza.
23. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
24. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
25. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
26. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
27. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
28. Imitate the order taker's voice.
29. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
30. When they say, "What would you like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
31. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
32. Ask to see a menu.
33. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
36. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
37. Ask what the pizza place's phone number is. Hang up, and call again.
38. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
39. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
40. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
41. Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and. . . action!"
42. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
43. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
44. Be vague in your order.
45. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
46. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
47. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
48. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
49. Put them on hold.
50. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
51. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
52. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
53. When you're given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
54. Order term life insurance.
55. When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
56. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
57. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
58. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
59. Order a steamed pizza.
Is blue, pink or purple.
Has a sofa.
Has a TV. Has more than one mirror.
Has a whiteboard/corkboard.
Have many pictures of friends, family, etc.
Have posters of bands
Has a desk or dressing table.
Has a play station/Xbox/Wii.
You have Habbo Hotel account.
You have ever added someone on MSN from Habbo.
You have a Neopets account.
You have a Club Penguin account.
You have a Facebook.
You have a MySpace.
You have a Twitter
You have uploaded a video to Youtube.
You are subscribed to at least one makeup guru on YouTube.
You have seen more than 10 Disney films.
You still have video tapes.
You have seen all the Harry Potter films.
You have seen the Sex in the City movie.
You have seen more than 3 Johnny Depp films.
You have seen the SpongeBob Squarepants movie.
You have seen The Simpsons movie.
You like horror films.
You have broken a bone.
You have had surgery.
You have an older sibling
Your parents are divorced.
You live in a semi-detached house.
You live in a detached house.
You have owned a hamster or fish.
You have been abroad.
You have left the country.
You have been to the capital of the country that you live in.
You have been to a zoo.
You have stayed in a hotel/inn/B&B.
You have been camping.
You’ve stayed in a caravan.
You know what Year of the Zodiac you were born in.
You have had a horoscope prediction come true.
You have wanted a horoscope to come true.
You have wished on a star.
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