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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

I have a little blog thingy that I do at livejournal, and I'm "PensMakeMeSmile" so you can look me up. Leave a comment, drop a line, stalk me, whatever. But I have some pretty insightful crap on it.

The Beginning

Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011

(I absolutely love this quote, and it was in an article in the TIMES magazine. If you looked up "TIMES fanfiction article," on Google, it'll lead you right to it. Just click on the Times.com link.

I'm A Newly Discovered Introvert

Definition: Contrary to what most people think, an introvert is not simply a person who is shy. In fact, being shy has little to do with being an introvert! Shyness has an element of apprehension, nervousness and anxiety, and while an introvert may also be shy, introversion itself is not shyness. Basically, an introvert is a person who is energized by being alone and whose energy is drained by being around other people.

Introverts are more concerned with the inner world of the mind. They enjoy thinking, exploring their thoughts and feelings. They often avoid social situations because being around people drains their energy. This is true even if they have good social skills. After being with people for any length of time, such as at a party, they need time alone to "recharge."

When introverts want to be alone, it is not, by itself, a sign of depression. It means that they either need to regain their energy from being around people or that they simply want the time to be with their own thoughts. Being with people, even people they like and are comfortable with, can prevent them from their desire to be quietly introspective.

Being introspective, though, does not mean that an introvert never has conversations. However, those conversations are generally about ideas and concepts, not about what they consider the trivial matters of social small talk.

Introverts make up about 60% of the gifted population but only about 25-40% of the general population.

Contacts: The only ones that I'm willing to share so far;

Pottermore: WolfsbaneHeart16545

Beta: Yay! I finally got one; Kativa-chan! She will be partially (hell; I'm still writing it, right?) responsible for my AWESOME new yaoi story coming out soon!

(For the record people; to me, having a Beta and having an Editor are two different things. My Beta has the credentials, and all, but my EDITORS are just my friends who look aver my stories some, read them, give me comments, and all. They have no credentials at all, and are simply being given credit because I'm in a good mood. :3)

Editor: My Editor is one of my Best Friends, Crescent Moon 202, thank her for all of my awesome stories that are not yaoi! (Hehehe, she has an...*hemhem* aversion...to all things Yaoi. She's not homophobic, rather she's...*ahem* innocent? Not in the way you'd think, I man she certainly doesn't have a snow white mind--Sorry Luna-chan! I beg FORGIVENESS!!--she's just Conservative.) My yaoi editor is my yaoi-obsessed Best Friend, XxAsamiUzumakixX, so thank her for my soon-to-be-posted yaoi stories!

Quick Things About Me:

1) I despise liars, and I myself have never been one. Harsh, mean, horrifyingly, brutally blunt honesty has always been more of my forte.

2) I have recently discovered that I have Insomnia. I am not sure which type, but I have some info here:

Primary insomnia: Primary insomnia means that a person is having sleep problems that are not directly associated with any other health condition or problem.

Insomnia also varies in how long it lasts and how often it occurs. It can be short-term (acute insomnia) or can last a long time (chronic insomnia). It can also come and go, with periods of time when a person has no sleep problems. Acute insomnia can last from one night to a few weeks. Insomnia is called chronic when a person has insomnia at least three nights a week for a month or longer.

Causes of acute insomnia can include:

Significant life stress (job loss or change, death of a loved one, divorce, moving).Illness.Emotional or physical discomfort.Environmental factors like noise, light, or extreme temperatures (hot or cold) that interfere with sleep.Some medications (for example those used to treat colds, allergies, depression, high blood pressure and asthma) may interfere with sleep.Interferences in normal sleep schedule (jet lag or switching from a day to night shift, for example).

Causes of chronic insomnia include:

Depression and/or anxiety.Chronic stress.Pain or discomfort at night.

Symptoms of insomnia can include:

Sleepiness during the day.General tiredness.Irritability.Problems with concentration or memory.

Favorite Couples:

(As in; I've read multiple stories about them--that aren't pure smut--and like it enough to favorite.)

Gaara/Sakura, Draco/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Severus/Harry, Sirius/Remus, Amu/Ikuto, Zuko/Katara, Sasuke/Sakura, Rose/Scorpius, Lily/James, Sasuke/Naruto, Bulma/Vegeta, Trunks/Pan, Robin/Raven, Toothless/Hiccup, Marshall L./P. Gumball, Neji/Shikamaru, Shino/Kiba, Sakura/Akatsuki,

Favorite Side Couples:

(As in; Liked, but not enough to venture around into the Archives, looking for a story mainly focused on this pairing. Or, that I like if they are pairs in a story, as a side. Eg: Story: SasuNaru. Sides: NejiGaa, ShinoKiba.)

Naruto: Naruto/Hinata, Neji/TenTen, Ino/Shikamaru, Temari/Shikamaru, TenTen/Lee, Neji/Gaara, Lee/Gaara, Shino/Kiba, Sakura/Akatsuki, Sakura/Kakashi, Kakashi/Iruka,

Harry Potter: Blaise/Ginny, Ron/Pansy, Ron/Luna, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Luna, Ron/Lavender, Harry/Tracy, Luna/Theo, Ginny/Theo, Blaise/Seamus, Dean/Seamus, Seamus/Neville, Remus/Severus, Remus/Sirius, Severus/Sirius, Severus/Remus, Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Severus, Sirius/Severus/Remus, Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Severus/Narcissa

Avatar The Last Airbender: Aang/Toph, Sokka/Suki, Aang/Ty Lee,

Dragon Ball Z: Goten/Bra, Uub/Marron Uub/Bra, Goten/Marron, Goten/Paris,

Shugo Chara: Rima/Nagihiko. Kukai/Utau, Kairi/Yaya

Teen Titans: Cyborg/Starfire, Starfire/BB, Starfire/Speedy, BB/Terra,

Favorite Threesomes/Moresomes:

Because everyone has them; even if we are unwilling to admit it. *cough* LUNA-CHAN (CRESCENT MOON 202) *cough* (And please; do not judge based on the large amount of sick fics in my faves. Or this list. Or anything else incriminating Michiko Michiyo as a sickening closet perv.*grin*)

Naruto: *Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura, *Sasuke/Naruto/Sai, *Itachi/Sasuke/Naruto, *Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura/Kakashi

Harry Potter: *Draco/Hermione/Blaise, *Draco/Luna/Hermione, *Draco/Ginny/Luna, *Draco/Hermione/Luna/Harry, *Remus/Severus/Sirius, *Severus/Sirius/Lucius, *Severus/Hermione/Lucius, *Draco/Hermione/Lucius, *Bellatrix/Andromeda/Narcissa, *Draco/Pansy/Harry*Fred/Hermione/George, *Hermione/Weasley Boys, *Fred/Ginny/George, *Hermione/Ginny/Luna, *Draco/Harry/Lucius, *Draco/Harry/Severus/Lucius

(*)= Pure smut: May be read in large amounts (depending on the pairing) of smut. No storyline, unless it's a long oneshot.

()= Plot: I may be known to read fics about these pairings, or they may feature as side pairings in longer fics.

Pure Smut/Plot: Either or.

Currently Reading: Okay, right now, i'm reading mainly Draco/Hermione, Zuko/Katara, Bulma/Vegeta, Trunks/Pan

Opinions: Okay, I hate fangirls, but i'm just gonna say, that if I met Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Ikuto, Draco, Scorpius, or Tom Felton on the street, I would totally go crazy! Who wouldn't? *Rape Face* (As one of my BFF's, Panda-chan calls it) Also, if I had Naruto plushy dolls, the would either be

a) snuggled to death


b) raped

*Awkward silence*


SQUEALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omigosh, guys! I finished my chibi Gaara *drool* and I got my grade for him back! It's 85% which is awesome, for me!!!!! Ach, who gives. I'm doing homeschooling ANYWAYS! As my friend Luna-chan (Crescent Moon 202) said;

"You lucky bitch!"

Or my friend Panda-chan (0X0PaNdA HeRo0X0) said (I think...)

*cue creepy, breathy voice that she uses when agitated or annoyed in a funny way*

"I hate you."

*Sigh*...I love my friends! *grin*

Most Hated Couples:


Draco/Pansy: Fuck that.

Naruto/Sakura: Die, Die, Die, DIE! Their like brother and sister! EW!

Sasuke/Karin: Bitch, you goin' DOWN!

Ron/Hermione: What? Its just so predictable, and...wrong.

Scorpius/Lily L.: No. No. No. No.

Draco with anyone but Harry, (Blaise--*smut*) or Hermione!

Hermione with anyone but Draco!

Harry with anyone but Draco, Severus, (maybe Blaise) Ginny, Luna, Pansy, Daphne, Astoria or Tracy (depends on the story, hehe)

Scorpius with anyone but Rose (Yo, they are like MADE for each other!!!!)

Sasuke with anyone but Sakura or Naruto!

Gaara with anyone but Sakura!

Yamcha/Bulma: Are you kidding me? The WEAKLING!

Trunks/Marron: Okay, I like Marron, but HELLZ NO!

Trunks with anyone but Pan.

Pan with anyone but Trunks.

Name: Weell, don't wanna tell my real one, cuz I am sooo not stupid like that, yo. I might one day though :) I might depend on if I am intoxicated or not, or what narcotic I may have ingested...eh, ANYWAY-- Michiko Michiyo is actually my first and last names, in Japanese form!

Personal Motto(s) Of the (Day, Week, Year...): If the poison is inevitable, then might as well drink to the last drop. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit! Avada Kedevra Motherfucker! SHANNARO Bitch! Please note: before you choose to piss me off, I suffer from mental illness so could easily kill you and plead insanity. Have a nice day :) Roses are red, violets are blue, when god gave us brains, where the &%!# were you?

Nicknames: 'Kay, well, you can call me Michie, Miki, Miki-Chan, Chi-Chan, Miki-hime, Mi...yup, that's it!

Gender: Okay, if you haven't figured this out yet, dude; You. Are. Sad. Do you understand? Sad. Still don't get it? I'm a girl. Female. WOMAN. Of the smarter gender. Une fille. Okay? Good. And if you STILL don't get it, well, I'm sorry; only the waffles can save you now. *Bows head solemnly*

Interesting Things About Me: 1) Okay, I have just discovered that I have a case of Insomnia. 2) I hate cheese. I will only eat it on Pizza, Macaroni Pie and on Pasta. Even then, basically only mozzarella and Parmersian. I hate cheddar. Especially the smell. 3) I sleep talk. Not the loud, clear type, but the inaudible mumbling type. 4) I HATE cheesecake. Like, HATE.

Favourite Colors: Blue, Black, Purple, Silver, Gold...anything really...nice, unique, oh, and absolutely ALL shades of blue and purple, ESPECIALLY the dark ones, their absolutely...breathtaking! ( Hey, i'm not emo-at least I don't think so!- Im just an Artist!!!)

Birthplace: Born American, but I won't tell you where! Try to figure it out!

Location: In the Carribean, moved here about four years ago, and I still bear my American accent proudly!

Race: Well, this is a tricky one...hmmm...okay, well, I on my Mother's side, have Haitian, mostly white, blood, French, English... yeah, most of my Mother's family is white. On my Fathers' side, he is mostly African, with some French and English blood. Jeez , talk about eclectic!

Eye Color/Shape: Brown (more like a chocolaty thing with darker brown flecks...sorry, I just love me some description :P) and they are Almond shaped, but they slant like a cat's sometimes. Sometimes they seem really small, like when I squint, but most of the time they kin of stand out on my face.

Facial Features: My face is sort of round. When I was little, it was really, really round. Sort of like a beach ball. Or the full moon. But now its evened out, gotten longer, more oval like. It's pretty sweet :) my nose is round and a relatively normal size. My lips are kind of big, but their really "plump" (there goes that description again!) and they're always red. Well, the top one is always a dark red, with a deep brown hint to it, and the bottom is always red as if I'm wearing some sort of lip gloss. My eyebrows are smooth and relatively normal. Not bushy...just smooth. I have REALLY high cheekbones, and my cheeks are round and a little chubby. When I was younger, they used to be fat and chubby looking, but their more smooth with a hint of the roundness. My most noticeable feature are my dimples. They are so deep, that when I talk they pop out. Even when I twitch they pop out! I have two of them, on both cheeks, and I get them from my Mom's side.

Glasses: They are rectangular specs, and they have a metallic bluish/black frame, that's thin and very, very light.

Hair/Color: Ummm, naturally black, but I dyed it as I went along, and it got browner somehow... so now its like a black all at the top, with different shades and layers of browns all going down, and since I dyed it red at one point, the top shines a sort of auburn gold sometimes in the sun...ohh, and it also got slightly sun bleached! Yeah, and my hair is in dreadlocks going down to my lower back, and I love it. So there, anyone who has any stupid "Rasta" jokes, can just take it up the ass, cuz I don't give!

Skin/Tone: My skin is, well when i'm in the U.S, it gets really, really pale! Oh, but in the Carribean, because of all the sun you know, I get tanned to a...cocoa? And if I don't get enough sun down here, I get paler and paler...which really sucks when people accuse you of bleaching! * violent eyebrow twitch* Yeah...

Age: 13!!! But sometimes (usually -_-) people mistake me for being much older. It's flattering--yeah, when you're 10!--sometimes, but usually, I just feel kinda awkward, especially when older people--apparently--try to hit on me. (I never notice stuff like this, but apparently everyone else does...*sweatdrop*)

Best Friends: Crescent Moon 202, 0X0PaNdA HeRo0X0, XxAsamiUzamakixX, xxYUMI-NANOHAxx

About Me: Most girls fall in love with fairytales before they learn how to read. The princess in distress, the evil witch, the handsome prince, the happily-ever-afters – all of it has their hearts captured. Well, I was never one of those girls. I fell in love with the stories about Princess' who wouldn't let themselves be locked up, who loved to hunt, and swim, and fight, and could most definitely hold their own in a fight! With the handsome, fiery Princes who longed for freedom, the witches who ended up Best Friends with the Princess', and with the Dragon who saved the day. Well, I love reading, honestly to god I do, i've been reading since I was two years old, I love fiction (hence, FAN FICTION!), and because of all the reading, I have a very advanced vocabulary, and wayyy too much imagination! I love supernatural things, and adventure and romance and all of that... I think that Tom Felton is a sexy piece of man flesh! Me-YOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! I hate liars, and I myself have never been one. Yes, horrifying, mean, brutally blunt honesty, but lying? No. I love Mythology. Greek, Roman, Egyptian, African, Scottish, Asian.. anything really. But I really love Ancient Egyptian and Ancient Greek! Because of my aloofness towards other people, i'm often mistaken for a fifteen year old, it's a little annoying at times, and a little embarrassing. I'm a very temperamental and crazy person. I'm a very... private person. And sometimes (well, usually) I give off a cold and closed aura to people I don't know, so it scares some people off, or makes them think that i'm a snob. In some cases, the reason that i'm being cold to you, is just because I flat out do not like you, and i'm also really blunt, so if I don't like you, i'll probably tell you that, depending on my mood. But, really, it's just my way of showing that i'm nervous or timid. I often repress emotions like sadness, so I have this facade that I put up, that only certain people can see through. Other times, when i'm with people I know, and am you know, comfortable with, i'm joking, slightly cheerful, crazy, excited, incredibly random at odd times and just..happy. I'm a very vocal and outspoken person who absolutely does not take any bullshit form ANYONE. I am extremely artistic, and I love writing. I do writing, photography, painting, collage's, drawings, sketches, mosaics, jewellery making...you name it, and I've most likely done it. I'd like to become an Artist/Photographer, but right now I'm especially interested in psychology. I am free spirited, and I cannot wait to grow up and travel! I want to go anywhere and everywhere! To see the world, meet new (well, newer) people, and just...live. Really, I just wan't to live as much as I can, and be as...spontaneous as possible on my short stay on this earth of ours! I am very protective of my friends and family, and if someone messes with anyone of us, their ass is roasted, deep fried and on a platter with an apple in their mouths! I am the Queen of Sarcasm, and my sense of humor is dry, and quite often, dirty ;) So, some people may or may not like me, and if you do, thanks, but if you don't well, too bad, because i'm not gonna cry!

Bad Habits: 1) Chewing Lips: Okay, I do this completely subconsciously, and sometimes I even bite hard enough to bruise them! 2) Chewing Nails: Okay, I know, gross, but I've been doing this since I was old enough to chew solid foods for Christs sake! 3) Cracking Knuckles: Yeah, when i'm nervous, or trying not to kill someone, lol, I do it 4) Rub The Tip Of My Nose: Lol, when i'm embarrassed or exasperated, I do this frequently 5) Licking My Lips: I now, it's horrible because my lips are always dry, but it sort of ties in with the whole lip chewing thing. :)

Things I Think Make Me a Writer: Well, this is one of the only ways i'm able to express my emotions fully, so I love it. Also, because, when I read something, I don't just, read it, I feel it. Like, say a characters Mother dies, i'll feel that pain, and i'll cry too. Sometimes I think that thats my problem, that I feel too much, and I react. But I think that this is what makes me...me.

Favorite Anime/Manga/Books: Okay, well these are only random ones off the top of my head, and I barely started the Anime/Manga: Shugo Chara, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Twilight, His Dark Materials Series, Magic or Madness?, The Vampire Diaries, Young Justice, Teen Titans, The Hunger Games, Vampire Academy, Morganville Vampires, The Immortals Series, A Wrinkle In Time, Poison Apple Books, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Inheritence, Gregor the Overlander, The 39 Clues, etc.

Music: I don't really like country. But really, I do like some of Taylor Swift's songs. Honestly, I like everything. But here are some artists off the top of my head: Paramore, Panic! At The Disco, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, Pink, Cute Is What We Aim For, Gym Class Heroes, Keri Hilson, Kimbra, Katy Perry, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Hellogoodbye, Three Days Grace, Orianthi, Big Sean, Sam Cooke, Nina Simone, Lil Wayne, Bruno Mars, Eminem, Diggy Simmons, Taio Cruz, Nelly Furtado, Jessie J, Micheal Jackson, Outasight, Cobra Starship, Evanescence, The Wanted, Hot Chelle Rae, Corinne Bailey Rae, Gorillaz, Space Cowboys, Ke$ha, Chris Brown, Fergie, The Black Eyed Peas, Rhianna, B.O.B, T-Pain, Wiz Khalifa, Sara Bareilles, BoA, Cute Is What We Aim For, Snoop Dog, Kanye West Ne-Yo, Afrojack, Eva Simons, Falling In Reverse, Owl City, P.O.D, Young The Giant, etc... :)

Fears: 1) Cockroaches. I know, I know,they're smaller than me and more afraid..but honestly, I freak when I see them. Yech. 2) All Crawly Things. Ugh. 3) Deep, deep water. Okay, I've always had this fear of deep water, because I don't know whats under my feet. Stupid right? And yet, I have no problem with boats. And I love to swin in the ocean, but not too too far...

Religion: Not too sure, some people call me an Atheist, but i'm not. I do pray, when I just need someone...but honestly, nothing set in stone. My mother raised me to think for myself, and, i'm just trying to find my way. (Gettin' a little philosophical there... *snickers* )

*10 Things About MichikoMichiyo29*

1) I love the taste of coconut, but I hate the texture of it.

2) I have trouble sleeping, and problems eating regularly (I don't have an eating disorder, honestly, I couldn't care less about my weight, but sometimes I just forget to eat. Normally I wouldn't care, but everyone is getting super worried, so I make sure to eat. Sometimes.)

3) I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays. Basically most days that end in "Y," ( Yes, I know I'm a depressing prick, sue me!)

4) Nothing makes me calmer than scents. Anything, but I mostly love heavy, musky, woody scents, not the light, flowery perfume crap. I have allergies, so that's out. It irritates my noes.

5) I prefer waffles over pancakes

6) I hate the heat, I'd much rather live in the cold

7) I Absolutely love Gel Ink Pens!

8) I hate Liars

9) I love sleeping, though I don't do it often enough!

10) I'm usually asleep in classes where I'm supposed to be paying attention :3

So I took the Which Beautiful Vampiress Are You? Quiz. The results are:

The Queen of the Night
You are the powerful dark goddess who rules the night. You are a true diva. You are charismatic and have a very commanding aura about you. Dynamic, fiery, and tempestuous, you thirst for power and aim to attain it by any means neccessary.
What's so scary about you: Your temper is legendary. When you see red everyone had better start praying.
Your gemstone: Amber
Your Moon: Lightning Moon (August)

You know when you take a quiz and be like, "Oh, it's not ACTUALLY gonna give me stuff that makes sense," and it pops up with something that tells you so much about yourself that it's scary, and you sit there and seethe fr a while about the truthfulness of it all, and then you huff and peacefully lie to yourself?

Yeah, I get that feeling, here. O.o

Kay, so I took an Are You An Uke, Or Seme? Test ( FORGIVE ME LUNA-CHAN, THE DARK SIDE CALLS TO ME!) and I got:

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke

Chibi Seme...hm. Interesting. MOI? AGGRESSIVE? NEVER! *Bats eyelashes innocently*

I took a What Dragon Are You? Quiz, and I got:

Water Dragon

You are calm, but also a bit superstitious. You usually keep your emotions to yourself, but sometimes you let them get out of hand. You are more of the lonely type, making friends, but prefering not to be in the center of attention. You do what you know is right, and you don't complain that often.

Yay! Miki loves the water! Yay!

Luna: O.e ... *SLAP*


Luna: *shrugs* So she's not back to normal yet? Hm...might have to try again... *SLAP*


Luna: O.O ...Have you been eating cheesecake again, Miki?

Miki: *sob* NO! NO! Miki hasn't! Miki SWEARS Luna-chan, Miki SWEARS!

Luna: U_U ... Mmmhmm... I think I should try again... *raises hand*


Panda: Yo. Who's abusing you, Miki?

Miki: *sob* Luna-chan *hides behind Panda-chan*

Panda: Oh...well bye then! *skips away*


Luna-chan: *growl*

Miki: *whimper*...L-Luna-chan? You are M-Miki's f-favorite person a-and she l-loves y-you...

Luna-chan: Nice try. *pulls out crowbar* Now, lets get--


Luna: O.O ...I'm not gonna kill you, I just--

Miki: YAY!!! THANK YOU LUNA-CHAN! Panda-chan! WAIT FOR ME! *sprints away*

Luna: ...I was just gonna tell her to pass me that crate so I could open it...sheesh...crazy people these days...*shakes head*

12 Miles Away On A Dusty Road:

Panda: *whistlewhistlewhistle* Walking down the road, Walking down the ro-oad, La, lA, LAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!


Panda: *turns in surprise* Miki? Hey...What're you doin' here?

Miki: *pant* *pant* M-Miki...*gasp*...i-is...r-running...*gasp*...a-away...f-from...*gasp*...Lu-Luna-chan...

Panda: ...Oh.

Miki: *nod* Mmhm, Luna-chan went crazy and tried to hurt Miki with a crowbar, so Miki ran away!

Panda:...Are you sure she wasn't just trying to open the box--?

Miki: NO! Miki would NEVER make a mistake like that! Luna-chan was trying to KILL Miki!

Panda: *rolls eyes* Right. And I'll ACTUALLY do my homework on time this year...pfft.


Panda: *sweatdrop* This is gonna be a LONG walk...

Taa DA! Whatcha think of my little dialogue?

Which Greek Goddess Are You?:

Nyx, goddess of the night.

You're a very quiet, dark, lonely person. You probably don't have much friends and tend to be by yourself, maybe trying to blend in with everyone else. And if you do have friends you're probably very loyal to them.

What Faction Do You Belong To?


Straight-forward, daring, and dangerous, you're like Uriah and Marlene! ZIP LINE AWAY

Hatake (Kakashi) 92%Inuzuka (Kiba) 79%Akimichi (Choji) 79%Uchiha (Sasuke, Itachi, etc, ) 75%Aburame (Shino) 75%Uzumaki (Naruto) 71%Haruno (Sakura) 67%Yamanaka (Ino) 67%Hyuga (Neji, Hinata, Hanabi, etc, etc) 58%Yakushi (Kabuto) 54%Morino (Ibiki) 50%Nara (Shikamaru) 50%Sarutobi ( Asuma, 3rd Hokage,) 42%Yuhi ( Kurenai)

Pein/Pain - Nagato

(x) -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. ( Mostly because I'm the oldest)

( ) -I have a piercing/s. ( Do ears count? But I am getting some!)

( )- My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn. ( Nuh-uh, it does have some hints of auburn, but not enough.)

( )-My eyes are grey. ( No, but that sounds cool!)

(x)-My closest friend is a girl. (Currently, yes. But a while back, my closest friends were boys. For most of my life actually)

(x)- I'm a very secretive person. (Yes.)

(x)- I like it when it rains. ( God, there's nothing I love more than a heavy storm. Is it strange that I prey for rain everyday? Its always sunny here. T_T But it stormed YESTERDAY!!!!!!)

(Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4/7)


(x) - Most of my friends are guys. (True. But I Don't have many friends. It's sort of half an' half.)

(x) - Origami RULES! (True Dat. My brother learnt how to make paper throwing stars! They're pointy!)

(x) - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects. (Yeppers! But I don't think I remember how EXACTLY...Oh well, still counts!)

( ) - I love flowers! (Not in particular...)

( )- Your closest friend is a guy. ( Not in a long time. Way back, yeah.)

(x) - I don't like having my photo taken. ( I hate the posing. I'd much rather be behind the camera myself!)

( ) - I don't like water. Swimming etc. (DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Konan Score: 4/7)

Itachi Uchiha

( ) - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. ( Don't have one. I am the BEBE!!!)

( ) -Many people find me attractive. (It's hard for me to answer stuff like that, because I don't consider people leering at me for my "attractiveness" nice. If they do. I'm confused)

(x)- I'm quiet and very mature for my age. ( Quiet when I'm not around my friends. Mature, very for my age. But sometimes I do go off.)

(x)- I don't actually like fighting though I can fight. ( I prefer to kick ass with my words, which are more than sufficient, trust me. If all else fails, and I or my friends are physically attacked, then yes, I will open up a fresh can of whoop ass!)

(x)- I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool. ( He's just misunderstood!!!!!)

( )- I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. ( I don't really apply myself too much. I'm changing that next year though. Intelligence? that, my dears, I most certainly do not lack.)

(x) - My natural hair colour is black. ( It's complicated, but for all intents and purposes, yes.)

(Itachi Uchiha Score: 3/7)

Kisame Hoshigaki

(x) - Sharks are AWESOME! (PRETTY SHARKIE!)

(x) - I like gore :3 ( Is it wrong that horror movies make me laugh?)

( )- I dislike my own appearance. .. I'm self conscious ( Well, self-concious about people staring at me, then yeah. But only because I have an...ah. abundance of...assets, let's say, and I get a little embarrassed. but Not to the extent where I dislike my appearance.)

(x)- Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery. (It is)

(x)- Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. ( I have that rough and tough exterior, but deep down, I'm a big softie :)

( ) - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. ( Nahh...that's Panda-chan.)

(x)- I like water sports. (Funn)

(Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5/7)


( )- I look young for my age. (No.)

(x) - Puppets are fascinating...

(x)- I'm very impatient.

( ) - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.

( )- My Grandma annoys me.

( )- I'm the smallest of my friends.

(x)- Loud noises/people annoy me.

(Sasori Score: 3/7)


(x)- I'm an artist.

(x) - I like and appreciate art.

( )- My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.

( )- I have blue eyes.

( )- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.

( )- I hate Tobi.

(x)- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

(Deidara Score: 3/7)


( ) - I'm a saver, not a spender.

( )- My eyes are either green or hazel.

( )- I have had stitches.

( )- I hate Hidan.

( )- Younger people tend to tick me off.

(x)- I am the oldest in my group of friends.

(x) - My skin is dark or tanned.

(Kakuzu Score: 2/7)


(x)- I have a cussing/swearing problem.

(x)- I hate Kakuzu.

( )- I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

( )- I am religious.

(x) - I am very strong-willed.

( )- I have cut myself on purpose before.

(x)- I'm very prone to accidents.

(Hidan Score: 4/7)


(x)- I have a split personality. Two sides.

(x)- Nature is AWESOME!

(x)- I'm usually alone.

(x) - I don't mind the company of others.

(x)- I don't have many friends.

(x) - Tobi is not that bad.

( )- I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

(Zetsu Score: 6/7)


( )- I'm always hyperactive. (If I'm around people I like..)

(x)- I have a particular person who I like to pester.

(x)- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

(x)- I LOVE the colour orange.

( )- I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.


(Tobi Score: 4/6)


( ) - I'm attracted to younger people.

( )- I have a very pale skin colour.

(x)- Snakes are AWESOME!

(x)- I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.

(x)- Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!

( )- I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

(x)- People think I'm twisted or insane.

(Orochimaru Score: 4/7)

Shugo Chara Character Quiz!

Hinamori Amu

-You're the older sibling ( )

-You use an outer character (x)

-You have a lot of crushes or a harem ( )

-You have a reverse harem ( )

-You have a lot of friends ( )

-You're kind of wishy-washy and don't know what your dream is (X)

-You want to be normal ( )

-You care about your friends (x)

-You don't like the occult (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are red, black, magenta/pink, and white ( )

Count: 4

Mashiro Rima

-You're an only child ( )

-You don't like being an only child or wouldn't want to be an only child ( )

-You're short for your age ( )

-You come off as cold and distant to people (X)

-You (secretly) like comedy ( )

-You aren't very athletic (x)

-You're protective of your friends (X)

-You can be suspicious of your best friend's friends when they act strangely (x)

-You're not quite ready for love (X)

-Your favorite colors are/ you're often associated with the colors red, orange, and white ()

Count: 5

Hoshina Utau

-You're the younger sibling (x)

-Your older sibling is important in your life (x)

-You like to sing (x)

-You like to compete ( )

-You're very stubborn/hard for you to be honest ( )

-You have a big appetite (X)

-You like to eat ramen (x)

-You can make your stage anywhere you go ( )

-Your often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple (x)

Count: 6

Yuiki Yaya

-You're the older sibling ( )

-You wish you were an only child (x)

-You like sweets (x)

-You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends ( )

-You like cute things ( )

-You read a lot of manga (x)

-You like to be the center of attention ( )

-You hate it when people fight ( )

-You like being the youngest of your friends ( )

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink ()

Count: 3

Tsukiyomi Ikuto

-You're the older sibling ( )

-You secretly care about your little sibling ( )

-You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger (x)

-You like teasing your crush ()

-Your crush thinks you're a pervert ()

-People often compare you to a cat (X)

-You're stubborn (x)

-You don't tell people about your pain and troubles (x)

-You're protective of your family (x)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black (x)

Count: 6

Hotori Tadase

-You're an only child ()

-You have a rival in love that you despise ()

-You like dogs (x)

-You're a very sweet and shy person ( )

-You want power ()

-You have a secretly spoiled character ( )

-You hate it when people call you "prince" ( )

-You're bad at making speeches (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow ()

Count: 2

Fujisaki Nagihiko

-You're an only child ()

-Your parents expect a lot out of you (x)

-You have long hair (x)

-You are one of the tallest people out of your friends (x)

-You like dance ()

-You like basketball (x)

-You are a secret flirt (x)

-You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex (x)

-You have crossdressed before ()

-You've often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are blue and purple (x)

Count: 3

Souma Kukai

-You're the youngest sibling (x)

-You like to play sports ()

-You like competiton ( )

-You have a thing for older men/women ()

-You like to try different things (x)

-You like ramen (x)

-You're very easy going ( )

-You're considered to be the big brother/sister of your friends (x)

-You're the oldest of your friends (x)

-Your often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 5

Sanjo Kairi

-You're the younger sibling (x)

-You often take care of your older sibling (x)

-You do martial arts/kendo/karate ()

-You're tall for your age (x)

-You're very serious and blunt (x)

-You wear glasses (x)

-You're good at making observations (X)

-You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech (X)

-You like sticking to a schedule ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 6

I am:

40% Amu

50% Rima

60% Utau

30% Yaya

60% Ikuto

20% Tadase

30% Nagihiko

50% Kukai

70% Kairi


1) Kairi, Ikuto, Utau,

2) Rima, Kukai

3) Amu

4) Yaya, Nagihiko,

5) Tadase

Okay, I feel abso-posi-tively-yeppers happy, because I got Ikuto, and Utau. Kairi was sort of a surprise for me, but then again...ehh. Also, Kairi is the highest score I got. It was the glasses that added that extra point!


Number Your Twelve Favorite Naruto Characters ((in no order)) And Answer The Questions!

1) Sakura

2) Gaara











1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Sasuke and TenTen...No, actually, I haven't.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Naruto Uzumaki...SMOKIN' HOT! Especially Shippuden...shirtless...sweaty... *Licks lips*

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kankuro and Tsunade!! HOLY SHIT! Front page news: The Hokage Of The Hidden Leaf Village Gets Pregnant By The Kazekage of the Hidden Sand's Big BROTHER!

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gaara and Sasuke? Maybe... some sort of gay emo love...then maybe.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kakashi and Temari? Or Kakashi and Ino? Honestly, KakaxTem, because I can't imagine the latter.

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Shikamaru walked in on Gaara and Kankuro? Okay, either A) He screams incest or B) Joins in and a hot gay threesome occurs. The writer's choice really. :)

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Hinata and Kankuro...

She's the weakling of her family, the talent less little girl who depends on other people, the timid little mouse, who everyone says will amount to nothing, and he's the puppet boy, the freak, the joking pervert, who used to be afraid of his own little brother. A coward. They both felt alone, useless and unwanted, but when they meet, can they save each other from a long life filled with pain and emptiness, by giving the other something to live for? Or will they be crushed by the will and desires of others, who would leave them alone and broken? Read and find out, my dear readers, if these two feel that their lives are truly worth living, or if they simply give up and let themselves be used like dolls. It's your choice.

OMG, this actually makes me want to write this story!!!!!! BTW, I just pulled this one out of NOWHERE!! Kudos to moi!

9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Of course. Motherly fics...daughter time... all that jazz!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Shikamaru/Kankuro: Pick Up The Pieces

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Naruto/Sakura: Erm..I think of brother/sister relationship, so lets see...

Sakura is a goody-two shoes virgin, and Naruto is the wild punk/indie/skater boy of the school. He show her how to "have fun" (Hey, if you didn't get that, why the hell are you reading Fanfiction???)

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

HINATA??? No idea. I certainly don't..that's kinda creepy, because Hinata is so...pure...nice..sweet..AHHH!!!!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read, write or draw Eleven?

TenTen? Not that I know of.

14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Gaara/Naruto/Kakashi...hmmm...interesting pairing...yeah, two I think... I have weird friends, I know!

15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?

Kankuro..."You have perfect parts!!!!!!!!!"

Damn that was awkward...

16.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use?

Daughter, by John Meyer, because it seems so sad, yet so good...kind of a reminiscent song for Tsunade's grief. My girl deserves it.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?


Warning: Extreme smut, bad language, and heat..._-

18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ino/Gaara (YUCK!)

Ino: Hey honey, I love sand sculptures...

(God that was so pathetic... *sobs in corner and claws at arm-skin*)

19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

How Might TenTen Describe A Relationship Between Gaara and Tsunade:

"Really gross, because Gaara is young enough to be her Great-Great-Grandson. Ew."

20.) How emo is Seven?

Shikamaru...hmm...he'd look sexy in eyeliner, but really, I think he'd do more of a rock, goth indie skater scene. But emo is good for him too.

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List Of Hottest Guys:

( Developed By Myself And The Manga Group)

Level One:

Tom Felton, Gaara, Draco Malfoy, Ikuto,

Level Two:

Kankuro, Blaise Zabini, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Naruto, Trunks

Level Three:

Neji, Kiba, Kakashi, Sai, Suigetsu, Nagihiko, Itachi

Level Four:

Kabuto, Goten, Sasori, Diedera, Madara, Kimmimaro, Kukai, Tobi

Level Five:

Pein, Hidan, Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Karai

Level Six:

Tadase, Nikaidou


( These Are The Creepers Who Needed To Be Added, But Are So Far Down, That The Aren't Numbered Properly)

Gai, Lee, Orochimaru

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Favorite Harry Potter Couples:

*The First Generation*





*The Second Generation*








*The Third Generation*



And most other TG characters with O.C's*

Favorite Shugo Chara Couples:





Favorite Dragon Ball Z Couples:

*The First Generation*



Krillen/Number 18

*The Second Generation*


*The Third Generation*




Favorite Twilight Couples:

*The First Generation*





*The Second Generation*




Favorite Golden Compass Series Couples:



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Love wasn't put in your heart to stay. Love isn't love until you give it away.

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I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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*MM29MM29MM29Michiko Michiy

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

“Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

‘If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

“Keep crying, and! I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

‘You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

“Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP.

“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

“You’re just like your father.”

23 My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. My mother taught me JUSTICE.

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”


Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys

1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday)

2. The way the run their hands through out hair

3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there

4. The way that they casually put their arms around you

5. The way that they kiss away your tears 6. …and the way that they then get mad at how they can’t make your problem go away

7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that you would love them even if they missed a basket or two

8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date

9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush

10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say

11. The way they hold you close when you are cold

12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away

13. How they always smile when you are together

14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together

15. … and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about

16. The way that they smile at you

17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight

18. The way that they say I love you

19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends

20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you

21. The way that they kiss you

22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying

23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them

24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you

25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you think that you are theirs

26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it

27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone

28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries when you think that they forgot

29. The way that they apologize when they do forget

30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day

31. The way that you can’t wait to get home and tell them all about your day

32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool

33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime

34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty

35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.

"Twinkle twinkle little whore

you're at school, not Jersey Shore

you're a slutty, orange mess

please go find a longer dress"


Stay by Miley Cyrus (Well...it's accurate in some ways...)


Who Says by Selena Gomez (That's just friggin' hilarious YO!!!)


Sad Songs by Melanie Fiona ( *smiles sadly*)


London Beckons Songs About Money Written By Machines by Panic! At The Disco (Aah...the irony. Actually, my BFF's and I LOVE P!ATD)


Waka Waka by Shakira (LOLZ omg...really, I'm not even sure who I like. Haven't thought about it at all...)


Bubbly by Colbie Caillat ( That's sort of sweet, which is really what I love this song for, that fact that it makes me feel those 'Bubbly' feelings)


Rock God by Selena Gomez (I SWEAR! LOOLLL!!!)


Green Light by John Legend (hmmm...)


Who Makes You Feel by Dido ( Love this song. Plus it has that sort of sweet, heavy melody that I love. Perfect for a wedding. Hell, I'm no sap, and it has the 'fuck you life' tone that I love, ya know?)


With You by Chris Brown (Interesting... Never would've thought, Lol)


Beggin' On Your Knees by Victoria Justice (I swear I don't go around randomly singing to people...okay LIE, I do, but still _- hehehe)


Forever by Drake (What would that mean?)


If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys ( Wow...I really love my iPod. Its so, so true. Here that guys? I LOVE YA!!!!!!!! Definitely couldn't live without my Besties. :) )


Ours by Taylor Swift (That my love would go off to war and abandon me to dreary modern day cubicle life? And that I would write a song about it? Don't get me wrong, I love the song, but...kinda random)


I Heard Love Is Blind by Amy Winehouse (God, you know I love me some Amy, but THE FUCK?? BLINDNESS? REALLY, YO? REALLY????????????? That's fucked up seriously, FUCKED. UP!!!!!!!!


Butterflies by Floetry (Falling in love? Well, gee, that's encouraging, especially for a pessimistic, loner, outcast, sarcastic, cynical little girl like me. So very, encouraging.)


Deuces by Chris Brown (Love the song, seriously, but can someone else interpret that for me? Just message me when you get it >_-)


So Simple by Alicia Keys (The future? Again, LOVE? Jeez...encouraging...)


Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake (OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Please Don't Go by Melanie Fiona (You know, some of these things are scarily accurate.)


Self-Inflicted by Katy Perry (God, that's so CRYPTIC! Is that yes, or NO?)


Comfortable by John Meyer (Again, love it, but message me when you get it!)


To The Sky by Owl City (LOVE OWL CITY!!!!!!!!! WOOOH TAKE TO THE SKY!)


What's My Name? by Rihanna (Like.A.BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


I Whip My Hair by Willow Smith ( Yes. Yes. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES DAMMIT!)

*hugs IPod to chest, crying happy tears.*

Me: Wow. I really love my Ipod. I think it knows me better than I know myslef...

*goes off into wisdom trance...*

Lee: YOSH!!!! YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ehh...screw the wisdom trance

*Runs around screaming

Me/Lee: YOSH!!!!!!!!! YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehe...

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... bad... ouch…

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101. Find out who invented "Barny".

102. Kill them.

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If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know what they say about stalking. If the person's hot, then it's considered cute.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile..

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity,

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

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If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

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Put this on your wall if you hate sterotypes, and put in bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (i'm not really..but just go back up and read it!)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (only part)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (But I could hurt you.*grins scarily*)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

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*A Real Boyfriend*

It will change a lot of things u thought u new!

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you She really does more than you could understand!!

When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers

When she re posts this bulletin she wants you to read it

When she says "want me to call you back?" dont let her hang up

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouriing rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

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1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while talking.

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (do grapes count?)

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. I tried this and I messed up on the first line, lol.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and If you don't copy and post on your profile I'll stalk you for the rest of your life...I KNOW where you live!

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x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.

dogs are better than catsYou own/ed an X-Box.Sad movies suck
It's hilarious when people get hurt.You've played with/against boys on a team.Shopping is torture.

x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.x You go to your dad for advice.You own like a trillion baseball caps.
Gory movies are cool.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x You like going to high school football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Sleep with your socks on at night
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.x Sports are fun (depends sometimes)x Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)


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You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7/24
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" Anonymous

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Anonymous

"I'm not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." Anonymous

"Education is important; school however, is another matter." Anonymous

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Anonymous

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-When in doubt, make up words!

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

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Saying thingies:

The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

in a world of cheerios, be a frootloop

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door and said that you haven't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have never broken a bone and are quite surprised by that 'cause you are so clumsy, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should give that freakin' Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Edward and Bella together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile ( in school i trip over the ground, which is flat, when i get up to throw something away and the trash can is like 10 feet away.)

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them (only some boys)

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. (about the weirdest things)

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it was for a crossword puzzle and the word was ace and i spelled acc...sad rite?)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (it wasnt loading and it was annoying me)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're aware that so many people pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate put this in your profile...(HAND IT OVER!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? (WAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?)

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Me: are they chocolate chip? Dark side: Uhh...sure... Me: COMING THROUGH!

I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I only have PMS on days that end with a Y

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.

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Words to live by

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

-My imaginary friend, named Lucienda Pedophileran, thinks that you have serious problems.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "Let's do it again!"

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.( Or th one with cookies...man these are good!)

-if anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (MWAHAHAHA!)

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (eek)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?(Oldies...)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?"

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love, success before work!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.(yep three...)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), paste this in your profile.

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if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile(how about like all the time?)

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile( I would if my mom doesnt make me give some away and if I didnt loose some)

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(when it was like dead silent to)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. :D tehehe!

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile.(whoops that would b me huh?)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile

And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting "Die, squirrel beasts, die!", copy this into your profile.

If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.(Don't you even get me started!)

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse Copy this into your profile!

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.(i met a girl whose boyfriend sounded like he was 30 and she hadnt even met him!well except on myspace)

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile(Uh...yeah...My punishment is I have to watch TV and I can't read! They threaten to take my books away1!)

If you've thought of killing someone because they asked you what your favorite book was copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!..

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profileIf you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you cuz of it's effects, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.(i forgot it when i was calling my house..sad huh?)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you or someone you know seems to be going for the Worlds Longest Profile award, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. ((Its okay, most of them are pretty nice!))

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are an obsessed fangirl/boy, copy and paste this into your profile. (don't even get me started)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro(hehe, yeah don't ask)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(happens everyday. my family has gotten used to it)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(sigh I love my world. Lots of books there. Lots and lots of em. Edward's there too sighs dreamily)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm pretty much the only one I've ever talked to...my mom calls me anti-social...I've always wondered why. I have very intelluctual conversations with myself)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your (YEAH!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE(I do it ALL the time at school and my friends and boyfriend look at me like im a freak...which i am)

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I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."

"Sarcastic? ME? Never!"
"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me."
"I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!."
"A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them."
"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you havea thousand reasons to smile."
"I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile.
"It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it."
"Boyz are like purses: cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced."
"Boyz are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire."
"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me.""I luv my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends."
"I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends."
"Don't tell God how big your storm is. Tell your storm how big your God is."
"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."
"If you luv something let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't then it never was."
"Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it."
"A good friend helps you upwhen you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."
"There comes a time when you realize who matters, who never did, and who won't anymore. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."
"Your momma dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she?"
"Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails."
"Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive.""Girlz are like phones. We luv to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected."
"He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"
"Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait."
"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."
"I'm a daughter hiding my depression. I'm a sister making a good impression. I'm the girl sitting next to you. I'm the one asking you to care. I'm your best friend hoping you'll be there." If you have ever had a friend or know someone who had a friend that commited suicide, put this on your profile.
"Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy."
"Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart."
"When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care."
"Taking over the world is hard."
"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile.

Hmm...anything else you would like to know that I haven't put then just ask and I'll post it on here.

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"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches ... Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies ... And the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not ... And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives ... The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."

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If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

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FAVORITE QUOTES('cause I'm a quote fanatic):

"The existence of monsters results in monstrous consequences"- Edward Cullen-Eclipse

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen-Twilight

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"And So the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick masochistic lion."
-Edward Cullen, Bella Swan-Twilight

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella-Twilight

“I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” -Bella Swan-Twilight

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX (Interesting to me because I'm from New England. And yes, technically they could get married, but they need parental permission. Yeah...Fang: Dr. M? I'd like to marry Max. Dr. M: -pulls out chainsaw-)

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX (This quote makes me laugh. Why? Because I keep picturing Fang throwing a Pokeball and having Max pop out of it. Pokemon ruined my brain as a child...)

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." -Ok, stole this from EdwardAddict. So sorry, but it was the funniest quote I've ever heard!! :-)

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George-HP-OotP

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger in first movie. Can't remember if it was in the book.

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!"
"This is blasphemy! This is madness! "
"Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA! "-King Leonidas and the Messenger-300

"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"-Legolas-LOTR-TT(If you don't get why I put it here, type it into YouTube.)

"Oh joyous happiness of contentment."-Me

"Why do you call this dog Mohammed?"
"Because that's his name."
"You should not have called this dog Mohammed"
"I didn't call this dog Mohammed, his name was Mohammed when I got him. It was on his collar"
"It is blasphemy to call this dog Mohammed"
"I tried calling him something else, but he doesn't listen. Watch. Steve, bite this man's leg. See, nothing. Spot, bite this man's leg. Nothing. I might as well be speaking Farsi. You see where I'm going with this?"
"Well, I have a dog named Jesus"
"Well then, I'm sorry. I didn't know you'd lost your dog"
"I have not lost my dog"
"Really? I saw these flyers all over town with 'Have you Found Jesus?' on them. It must be another dog named Jesus.
Was there a reward? A reward helps, you know."
"I do not have a dog named Jesus and that doesn't bother you because you are a godless infidel."
"No, really, you can not name your dog anything you want and it won't bother me. But, yes, I am a godless infidel. At least that's how I voted in the last election." -Charlie & "bearded man"-A Dirty Job

"Your mother was a Hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"-The French Taunter-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"LET GO OF HER YOU FUCKING, BLOOD-SUCKING BASTARD!!" -Taurwen, from mine and Hidanlvr's random rp.

"It's ok, Ryu here just thinks he's a dinosaur." "Rawr!"-Taurwen and Cody from the random rp.

"OMG! YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!!"-Ryu from the random rp.

"Where's the fire...oh, crap."-Randy, when he messed up his line in Sleepy Hollow.

"Yeah, Stupid, I bet you can't even spell your own name!" "Can too! Curly. K...E...R...Hey, Brom? What comes after 'R'?"-Ethan (Max) and Dwight (Curly) in Sleepy Hollow.

"THIS IS THE MOST GOD-DAMNED, FUCKED-UP PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!" -My dear-old, pissed-off one-eyed Mom.

"Well, that's just great, Alex, you just killed the emo kid. I hope you're happy."-Dwight to Alex while practicing for the play in the hall.

"I have an announcement to make. For once, I am actually not wearing pants! I'm wearing knickers."- Eli during Sleepy Hollow Tech Week.

"If you guys don't cut that out, I'm gonna pull this car over! No, second thought, I won't even stop, I'll just turn around and whack both of ya!" -P.W. in the Lunchroom.

"I'm an emo vampire. I cut my teeth." -Trevor in the auditorium.

"Don't worry mom, I have gaydar. It's a form of evolution. God saw that, in this day and age with many more gay men around, that women would need some kind of way of telling the difference between gay and straight men. So he gave this generation gaydar." -Me, convincing my mom that one of my classmates was not gay.

"If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, how the heck did it fall down in the first place?!" -Me, a random thought.

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!"
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one.

"Dot. Dot. Dot." -Me, in every single conversation I have with my friend, Josh.

"Beware, the Woman in Curtains!!" -What Josh says when he sees me. It's a long story involving me wearing the 'curtain dress' in Sleepy Hollow.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. --Macbeth, Act V, scene v

"Who wrote it? Why, my man, Jimmy P." -Me, using my new nickname for James Patterson, Jimmy P.

“Bipolar? It means…” “A bisexual from Poland. Never speak to one, they’re trouble.” -Max and Iggy in Dizzy.Blonde.Girl's fanfiction Bisexual from Poland.

"Stop being Zac Efron!" -What Dominic yells at the emos.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -No idea who said it, but I love it! It's a good point. Omg, this would make sense if Emmett Cullen became president!

"Bob, I need page 1 and page 2 of your tax rebate." "Yeah, but which pages are those?" "Page 1 and page 2." "But what pages are those?" -When my Mom tried to ask my idiotic Dad for two pages of his tax rebate. Dad, is it really that hard?

"LET MY PEOPLE GO!!" -What Affie (My aunt) yells when she's stuck in traffic.

My favorite thing about high school is not paying for rent and free internet access." -My classmate, P.W. in last year's yearbook.

'How Would You Describe High School?' 'Zebracake-a-Rific!' -A Freshman named Zach in last year's yearbook.

"Shia rocks and is hot! (With no shirt on.)" -A random note I found in my 2008 yearbook. I think it was Megan...

"Have you ever seen 'Phantom of the Opera'?" "No." "Well, me neither, but you should see it, it's really good." -P.W. asing Andrew about a movie.

"Hum, pocky, pocky, pocky, DEAD PIÑATA, DEAD PIÑATA!!" -SparxFlame, who is awesomely funny.

"If you don't here from us in a week, we'll be at the Hotel Nacional in Mexico City, Room 703." -Victor Velasco in Barefoot in the Park

"More cowbell!" -That SNL skit

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." -Britney Spears

"It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts!" -The Great Jimmy Buffett

"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it.
How very wise of me" - Angela - Eragon

"That story is so funny, it's not funny! Wait, what did I just say?" -Me. Yes, I really just said this about a fanfiction and felt the need to type the quote here.

"What he's doing is Rofling my waffles in a way waffles shouldn't be rofled." -Andrew, the true owner of Pooky.

"You steal my mirror for vanity, so your attempt to steal it will be in vain! This mirror will bring you nothing but contempt and heartache. Jealousy will be your most sinister friend, should you gaze into my mirror. And you will never be able to eat eggplant again!" -Me in Jeb's Magic Mirror.

"Nudge, it'll be ok, and Angel, she's not dying!" Still no freaking answer! Dr. M, pick up!! "Who's dying?" Gazzy asked, coming in. "Nudge." Angel answered. "Nudge is dying?!" "Nudge is NOT dying!" "Well, that's good to know, Fang." -Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel from Facts of Life

"Ok." Fang answered. "I've got a plan. Let's send Iggy to a monestary to become a monk. He'll take a vow of abstinence, and he'll never have to know!" I put my hands on my hips. "Fang, really." "Seriously!" Fang said. "And we can send Nudge to become a nun, and she can take a vow of silence! It's a great plan!" -Fang and Max from Facts of Life

Me: O-tay! ¿Me permite meter un mono en tú pantalones? Fang: ¡No! ¡No monos en mi pantalones! Me: ¿Por que? Fang: ¡Los monos morden! -Me and Fang in St. Fang's Poetry Corner

"And I'm his Doctor! Therapist! Boss! Slave-Master! Thing!" -Me in A Day in Therapy.

"FINE!" Fang yelled, storming towards the woods. "FINE!" Iggy yelled, storming back into the house and closing the door. Fang was almost to the woods, when he stopped, realization crossing his face. "Wait, I just got kicked out of my own house!" -Fang and Iggy from Fanfiction Meets YouTube, based on a video by makemebad35.

"Oh, so you finally admit it." Iggy said. "We could be heading towards sudden death." "Jeez, Iggy, you're so bright and chipper these days, Mr. Sunshine!" -Iggy and Max in Fly By Twilight: The Pack

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (He's on NyQuil.)

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" -Originally heard it from my friend, Andrew.

Good news: I'm not stuck in the woods with a rapist or serial killer. Bad news: I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic. I was just trying to think of a way out of this, when he said, "You don't believe me, do you?" So honest little me nodded. At that, he pulled off his shirt. "Oh great." I thought. "I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic nudist." -Risa from Double Date.

"Look, officer. I have good reflexes, this car is in good repair, and it's a stupid law anyway!" -What my aunt's late sister actually said to a cop. Not recommended.

Customer: Can you tell me where the produce section is? Fang: -shrugs- Customer: Can you tell me where the bathrooms are? Fang: -shrugs-Customer: Can you tell me anything? Fang: -shrugs- -Fang and a Wal-Mart customer in Job Listings

Don't do drugs, kids! Give hugs! This message has been brought to you by The National Republic of Canadia, Rice Crispies, and the letter Ñ. -Me, trying to raise money for the budget for Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV

I liked the one with the black wings, though. He was cute. I wanted to take him home and cuddle him. And feed him blackberries. I like blackberries. I would name him Fuzzles 'cause he looked like a Fuzzles. I decided to ask Gerald about it later. -Gozen from Gozen and the Feather Kids

"Alright, class. I know you're all excited about that yearly social meltdown event called prom, but, unless you'd like to fail my class in the name of sparkly dresses and spiked punch, you all have a project to work on. So please, get with your partners and get to work. If you need me, I'll be at my desk, taking a coffee break, and no, Alanna, you can't have any." -The fictional Mr. Hardy in Fly By Twilight: The Coven (Though I can picture the real Mr. Hardy saying it.)

"Hey, whatcha reading, Bud?" Matt asked me, sitting next to me on the couch. For some reason, Matt always tried to be, like, my best friend or something. He kept calling me 'Bud'. I kept picturing his head in a noose. "To Kill a Mockingbird." "Awesome, Bud. Hey, I killed a bird once hunting with my dad." "Good for you." I wondered if I should be insulted. He technically killed a relative. -Fang and Matt in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets.

"Mybubblesmyprettybubblesmybubblesprettybubblesno!" -Tammy in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets. And yes, I can actually say that at that speed. Amazing, no?

"Fang, who do you think is spying on us?" "Many kinds of people." Oh, how prophetic. "Like?" "Samurai." Houston, I think we've found the problem. -Fang and Max in Ninja Fang.

You have a captive audience, Max. People are listening to you. Your story’s out, you can’t hide anymore. What are you going to do with this situation, Max?” This questioning was starting to tic me off. “Well, let’s see. Get a cut in the profits, buy new shoes, order a life supply of chocolate chip cookies, and hire a private investigator to find out who you are so I can kick your questioning ass. Anything else you’d like to know?” -The Voice and Max in MangaFlock

‘Don’t know where you are? Well, neither do we! Good Luck!’ -The map from Dramacon

"She's like a gray sqiurrel! I want to pounce on her!" "A gray squirrel?" -the two guys in the commercial for The Cougar.

"Hey, look, there's a funeral going on." "Wow, I hope he voted early!" -My friend's Dad and I on voting day.

"I don't think we should give a card with a clown on it. Wasn't Karl afraid of clowns?" "Heh, he can't be anymore! What are they gonna do, kill him?" -My friend and I at my friend Karl's funeral. Yes, I said that second line! Why didn't someone slap me?!

I believe, if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then try to find someone who's life's giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White.

"Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction." I'm like, "I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!" -Jeff Foxworthy on medication side-effects.

"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." -Bill Engvall talking about his daughter

The guy next to me is losing his mind. I guess he must have had something to "live for". He says, "Hey man, if one of the engines goes out, how far will the other one take us?" I look at him. "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty lucky, because that's where we're headed! I bet we beat the paramedics by a good half hour! We're haulin' ass!" -Ron White during a plane crash.

"... I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juce wears tights ..." -Dane Cook

Sean Connery: Knock, knock.
Alex Trebek: Who's there?
Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night! -SNL Jeopardy Skit

Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy, shall we? The category is; I can't believe this, the Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Mothers'.
Sean Connery: Hah, Hah, Hah; My day has finally come, Trebek. -SNL Jeopardy Skit

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." -Don't know who said it, but I love it!

“I HATE YOU LIKE A FLYBOY BREAKING INTO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY MORNIN'!” -Fang in Bellagail's Fangy Loves Joo St Fang of Boredom!

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" "Apparantly not" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode lll

"I was begining to wonder if you even got my message" "We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come rescue you" (looks up at chains) "Good job!" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode ll

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it agressive negotiations." Anakin and Padme - Star Wars Episode ll

"So this is how liberty dies. By thunderous applause." Padme - Star Wars Episode lll

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut

"Trust me, you would not do well in prison." Why not?" "Come here, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk." "So, you're saying I'd soon become someone's..." "Bitch." "On a stick." -Penut, Jeff Dunham, and Jose Jalepeno.

"Where there's a will, there's family, but that's not the point." -Me. If you don't get it, think. 'Will' as in what you write when you leave your family stuff. Get it yet?

Anne: I’m thankful that I’m not your real mother, and I have a license to kill. Flock: 0_o Anne: And I want to adopt all of you! - From xxgldxx's MR SPOOF.

"But a quest to..." Grover swallowed. "I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year." -Grover - Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I thought it would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles." -Chiron -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got seperated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be? They're dead!" -Mulan's mom and grandmom -Mulan

"I'm about to whack my virtual head against my firewall." -Me, in a comment to Fang on max-dan-wiz.

"HOECAKE!" -Amanda, at any random moment.

"Those judges are so judgemental!" "Uh, dad? They're judges." -My dad after watching American Idol. Oh, God, if stupiduty runs in the family, I'm glad I'm adopted...

“Hell. On. Earth,” Iggy snapped. “A ninety-year old lady verbally assaulted me and the cart wouldn’t stop squeaking. I need to blow something up. Excuse me.” He stalked off. -Iggy in BlueWingedKitty's Co Ed Shopping.

"Do you have an airport?" "Yeah, a little one..." "Ok, we'll fly down." "Anthony? ...Nevermind." -My 7-year-old nephew and I on the phone. He wants to fly down to my house. Unfortunately for him, we only live about 2 hours away...

"Krill yum yum yum!" -Bell, a.k.a. Aleria14. Believe in the yumness of krill!

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

"You're about as reliable as the hyper drive on the Millenium Falcon." -Just made that one up watching Star Wars: Episode V. Saving it here for later use.

"Dear Diary, Do you have any idea what it's like to be a wanted criminal? (Don’t answer that question. I really don’t want this diary to end up like Ginny Weasley’s, since it tried to kill her.)" -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“I never noticed. You have a nice chest.” Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. “I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.” Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"I was sitting in my room, contemplating on whether or not to read New Moon, the second part of the ‘Twilight saga’. (How is it a saga? Lord of the Rings – now that’s a saga, with intense battle scenes, powerful characters and an epic plot. But a girl falling in love with a vampire… that’s a series, not a saga. Learn the difference, young grasshopper.)" -A very true quote by Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“But you can’t buy happiness,” I said. “That’s not necessarily true,” Iggy interrupted. “I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Then, he said loudly, “How about you give me a blow?” But Max didn’t miss a beat. “Sorry,” she said. “I choke on small objects.” -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy' and Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Wham! “GO TO HELL.” Bam! “NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam! “YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"You know, when you grow up, you're going to have to get a job and pay for your own stuff." "No, I'll just steal people's wallets." -My sister and my 4-year-old future pickpocket nephew. :D

"I hath telekinesis!" -Voldemort/Volzemort/Satan from the epic fail fic My Immortal.

Iggy grinned. "No response, huh? Alright, well, if you have nothing to say...Why don't you get out of here and leave us alone before I blow your balls off with an M-80, 'kay?" -Iggy in my story, Who Needs Dylan and Max?

"When you use the toilet, you put the seat up. When you're done, you put it down. Women in tribe start wars over this. Many deaths." -"Baboon" - Jungle 2 Jungle

"HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF KAMIA!" -Hidanlvr screaming at the random guy who jumped out in front of her to yell at her to go see Final Destination after she and her friends were discussing what 'kamia' was. Her friends found it hysterical.

"If I ever catch you cheating on me I'm going to do two things." "What's that?" "One, I'm gonna punch the other chick in the face, then ruin your chances of having children." -Hidanlvr said cheerily to her boyfriend. :D Boyfriend's reply: "That's ok. That's why I love you. And if you ever cheat on me, I'll probably just cut one of your boobs off in your sleep."

Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G. How awesometastical is that? -Found that on someone's profile. Awesome.

"One sperm with a sense of direction and I'm paying for it for the rest of my life." -Dorothy-The Golden Girls

"Yes, yes, and if he were your math homework he'd be hard and you'd be doing him on a desk. We get it, Saint." -Skittles' Iggy on Twitter.

"The Butt End of the school. I always thought that was a good place for Math." -Risa from my NaNoWriMo Novel, Wolf Eyes.

"Ms. Coates, exactly who do you think you are?" "Martha Washington." I shot back. "But that's only when I'm off my medication." "What?!" "Oh, I know, it's unbelievable! But don't worry, I know I'm really Hilary Clinton." -Risa owning Ms. Roslin in my NaNoWriMo Novel, Wolf Eyes.

"What would you do if you were magically turned into a pink mini-dragon that breathes sparkles, not fire, by the guy from the Lucky Charms commercial?"Me: I would dance around in circles singing songs by Ke$ha. Of course, that would happen on the same day that Saint's dad stops being a dick, Crossover decides to stop liking the Beatles in favor of the Jonas Brothers, the US Virgin Islands rise up and take over the world, Guam capsizes, Stevo lets go of his dick, Spiffy and Pooky get caught having gay sex by Fromo and Lear, who were having straight sex with the Maxes, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Rodney Dangerfield come back to life to create the greatest musical group of all time, Mario and Luigi lead an army of video game characters against the US Virgin Islands for control of the world, it starts raining wontons, Saint takes that as a sign and declares herself Pope, Fang takes that as a sign and declares himself Head-Boss-Jew-Oy!, the Jews of the world revolt on the grounds that there has never been a Head-Boss-Jew-Oy! and they don't want one, Captain Jack actually finds that rum, Iggy... does something, James Patterson finally writes a book that completely makes sense, MG says "eh" like a true Canadian, not just as a mistake, eh, ET tries to phone home, but he misdials and accidentally calls a sex line, Jesus returns, takes a look around, and runs back screaming to heaven, Bell actually doesn't get mentioned in a chapter of MM&aDK, and Max realizes this is the apocalypse she was supposed to stop, and in her last-ditch attempt to stop it, she gets crushed by a rampaging army of massive murderous Mexican mutant minkles." -Matthias answering a question from Vera in Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel.

"The one...Holy crap, Stevo's grabbing his dick!" -Matt on Skype.

"Half the heifers were over here, half the heifers were over there, and half were still in the fence!" "David! How many halves are in a whole?" "...Two." "So, how were half your heifers in one place, half in another place, and half in a third place?" "...I had one and a half groups of heifers!" -In which Amanda tries to teach David simple math on the farm.

"I hate you with the fiery passion of an angered mango!" -Vera, often.

"You're mom was right and I was wrong." "Say that again, Dad. I have my phone recording now." -My dad and I at Pizza Hut. He was talking about my Mom and made this remark, so I put my phone on 'record' and had him say it again, for the record. Yes, I kept the recording. I've thought of putting it as his ringtone.

"Stop it or I'll bury you alive in a box!" -A MadTV skit.

"Meercat Hanky Panky!" -Mine and Amanda's way of saying 'Goodnight'. Don't ask.

"You can be saved and baptized all you want, you can say that you're close to God, you can read the bible 1000 times, but if you're looking down on people because they don't think like you, you better read that bible one more time." -Skittles' Mom

"Canadians must have invented Pig Latin." "Why do you say that?" "Everything in that language ends in 'eh'!" -Jessica to me one day. I laughed so hard...

"Using your aura as a defense actually takes less energy... Though it will take concentration." "Hey, is that a butterfly?!" "This may take some time..." -Lane and Otto in my second NaNoWriMo fic, Double-Edged Sword.

"A firm native." "I believe you mean 'affirmative', mate." "Is that negatively what I dictated?" -Ichor and Lane from Double-Edged Sword. I love how Ichor talks...

"It wouldn't be my move. First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order." -Jace, City of Bones.

"You know how you can turn men gay, but won't be gay with them? The 'hit and run' thing? Alec could turn lesbians straight, not to mention send hordes of already-straight fangirls chasing after him, and yet, still gay. Damn it. You fictional men and your frustrating sexual habits." -Me to Fang while reading City of Bones.

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" You can love me or hate me, I swear it wont make me or break me."

" Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none."

" If you don't like me, remember, it's mind over matter, I don't mind an you don't matter."

"People will hate you, rate you, shake you and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you."

"Don't hate what you can't imitate!"

"How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?"

" I don't wanna give you just a taste of your own medicine, I wanna pour it down your throat and watch you choke on it."

" Once you had put the pieces back together, even though you may look intact, you were never quite the same as you'd been before the fall."

" Listen, now i'm only gonna
break your heart
And shatter it splatter it
all into little itty bitty pieces
Whether or not you get it
all together
Then it's finders keepers
and losers weepers."

" Now, I may not be the worst of the best but you got to respect my honesty..."

" When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you."

"Refuse to lose. Refuse to be defeated. Refuse to have regrets.”

" A good friend will bail you out of jail, But your best friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"

"I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."

"Boy: Your weird.
Me: No, I'm a rare type of ingenious person. Get your facts straight."

"Tears are words that need to be written."

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints."

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*50 Things that Describe You*

8.angry with life
13.not good with jokes
19.you dont like dares
21.you dont like to help others
22.bright at times
27. flexible
29. fascinating
37.more than original
40. perceptive
43. persistent
49.a little kindhearted

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"There is no such thing as a bad idea, just poorly executed, awesome ones."

"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. But I still love mine anyway."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

'Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life."

"The soul becomes dyes with the color of its thoughts."

"It's where you at, not where you been."- R.I.P Amy Jade Winehouse

"Behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Never underestimate the powers of blind faith."

""Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."

"Some people think that kids who talk too much are annoying, but i really like that about some people. Even if they still chatter like a magpie on crack. :P"

"It is much more comfortable to be crazy and know it, than to be sane and have doubts."

I’m lazy, but I’m trying my best.
I’m sorry, but I don’t do requests.
I’m in love, but I’m in denial.
I’m broken, but I’m fixing myself up.
I’m alone, but I’m happy.
I’m smiling, but I’m crying.
I’m beautiful, but I’m ordinary.
I’m crazy, but I’m sane.
I’m hopeful, but I’m sad.
I’m falling, but I’m catching myself
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not a believer.
I’m lonely, and I’m… holding my own hand.

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,

but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"We are afraid to care too much,

for fear the other person does not care at all."

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100 Stupid Questions survey
Are you scared of creepy creatures? :Ehhh...depends on what TYPE of creepy creatures..lol
Are you scared of cockroaches? : They haunt me *huddles in corner and claws at arm-skin*
Do you get scared in the dark? : Okay, if like, walking down the street, Jeepers Creepers dark, they hell yeah, but like, go to the bathroom at three A.M dark...well, not really
What is your favorite day of the week? : Saturday, definitely.
Your dream car : A car that can drive itself while I sleep...Oh YEAH
Your dream vacation : I wanna go everywhere! Travel anywhere! Unlimited spending money!
In your next birth, you would love to be : A redhead, 'cause I've heard some things...O.o
In your past birth, you must have been : A cat, because honestly, what else is this moody, this...random, and sleeps at random intervals?
Your favorite pizza topping is : Don't eat pork, so really, I loves me some cheese
How many kids do you want to have? : Uhh...really, about three or four
Last TV channel you watched : Uh...Starz
What are you wearing right now? : School uniform, because it's 5:12 am, and I'm weird like that... :)
What do you wear at night in bed? : ...depends...
Your favorite toy in childhood : My scooter! WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
How many teeth do you have? : WTF???????? No idea...I wonder where eraser bits go...
When did you last visit the dentist? : Couple months back...
Which toothpaste do you use? : No idea...I should really pay more attentio-- Oh, look, a bunny! C'mere little wabbit! C'mere!
Your preferred toilet paper brand : ...My Mommy told me not to talk to weirdos and pedophiles!!!!!
Three things you can't live without : laptop, internet, ipod, music, books, fanfiction!
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be : TOM-FREAKING-FELTON!!!!!!!!!!
Your dream celebrity date : ...hn ( Oh, yeah, taking one from the Uchiha Dictionary!)
Do you believe in aliens? : Duhhhh...
Do you believe in ghosts and such? : Maybe
Favorite cocktail : ???
Favorite fruit : Berries!!!!!!!
Favorite flower : No idea..ones that smell nice?
Have you puked at a party? : No.
You would love to get a tattoo done on your : hip bone!
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? : Not that I remember ( What did I do yesterday...?)
Do you cry easily? : Again, non-emotional person!
Do you swear a lot? : It just slips out, I swear!
Favorite body part in the opposite sex : Hmmm...face? Really, the face... though if your body ain't bad, I won't complain... *licks lips*
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone :Not happenin'
Corniest pickup line someone used on you : ??? I'm totally oblivious to stuff like that...usually they just stare... WHY?????
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? : ...Maybe? I try to avoid those...
The food you hate to eat : BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!!!!!!! (I think the hatred runs in the family, my Mom despises them!)
Your favorite breakfast cereal : Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!!!!!!!! (Or Honey Bunches Of Oats!!!)
Do you have any pets? : They all die!!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
If yes, describe your pets :None...WHYYYYY????????????
Which is your favorite holiday? : HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOYAH!!!!
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? :Nah...just slightly tipsy!

Ever been in a car accident: Uh, does your mom hitting someone/thing several times in my life count? If so, yes.
The boy band you secretly listen to : Big Time Rush...okay, really, more in passing...*cheeks burn in shame*
The body part you would love to get pierced : Dammit, I'd love a nose piercing...
When did you last diet to lose weight? :Pff...fuck that
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? : No idea...that part of the morning is usually a blur...lol
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? : Dude, I read while I WALK for Christs' sake! DO the math...
Are you in love with someone these days? : Me? Love? Wrong persona mio...
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? : Sorry, cannot stand stupid people...hehe
Has anyone slapped you on the face? : Nope, no one dares, 'cause they know, that their ass gonna be introduced to my fresh can of whoop-ass in ten seconds flat. LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? : Blue..? Perv!
Which is your favorite underwear brand? : How the hell should I know, they go on my ass, not my head!!!
What is your favorite denim brand? : You know what? Imma call my lawyers! This is harassment!
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be : Fashion? Moi? I just pick up the thing closest to me, unless it's a special day...
Your first cell phone was : No idea what it was, and I honestly don't give a fuck

Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? : Talk
Are you a sensitive person? : Not that people know of...
Would you go for a one night stand? : No idea...
The romantic movie you like most : ?
The action movie you like most : Hn...

Do you believe in heaven and hell? : So sick of hearing about it...
Which is your most memorable trip with friends? : ...

Which newspaper do you read daily? : Newspaper? Me? Read? Yeah right.
The magazines you like to read :... See Above answer
Do you have a best friend in school? : Yeah, actually four. But we have like Best Friends within so I have about two. Strange...
Which email service do you use most? :Gmail
Have you ever walked to save money? : Me?
Where do you shop for clothes? : Wherever.
What's your pocket money? : We don't do that. If you need money, ask.

Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? : Yeah, my sisters, and my two friends.
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? : It's kinda fun, especially at three A.M...
If yes, do you have too much free time? : Sometimes too much, sometimes not enough.
One memory you wish you could erase : If I told you that, i'd have to kill you *takes knife out of pocket*
Any sport, you are really good at : Hahahahahahaha...that's laughable...
In your purse, you keep a photo of : Purse...hahahahaha...funny...

Do you take any medicine daily? : Nope...
Have you ever lied about your age? : No. Why?
The last country you visited : New York...
Do you need music while you are studying? : Erm...sort of distracted easily...so, studying..?

A song you love : I love music in general.
Any little kiddie song you still remember : The Ants Go Marching!

Habits you hate in others : Whining... bitching in general...
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey? : You really wanna know? No, I didn't think so...
One habit of yours, you wish you could change? :Biting my nails
Do you brush twice a day? : sometimes
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? : Like two hours...yet, I barely do anything!
Are you a day person or a night person? :NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Your favorite cartoon character : STEWIE GRIFFIN!!!
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? : Just ask my friends
Any word or sentence you repeat often : " Okay, so like..." Don't blame me! I'm not a ditz, but its a habit!
Describe your computer monitor : Nice, wide, clean and smooth...HAHA that's what she said!
One book you are dying to read : Ah...The Hunger Games! I still can't find the damn time!
One movie you are dying to see : Breaking Dawn Part II
One music album you are dying to hear : Hmmmm...no idea
How much time did you take to complete this survey? : I wasted thirty minutes of my life. Thanks.

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40 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dust buster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

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Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Put this on your
page if you love

(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..· Akastuki ·.
·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•


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-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women

-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

-A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

13 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13.McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

Coca Cola went to town. Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up. Now we're drinking 7up. 7up got the flu. Now we're drinkin Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew fell down the mountain. Now we're drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke. People choke. Now we're back to driking coke. ;)

"Dude she just called you lazy! - Whatever..."

"Dude, she called you posh!" "Oh I beg to differ! Jeffery, hold my tophat and my stick with which I beat the peasants..."

Boy: I can make u say blue Girl: No, you can't Boy: Then answer me, what's the colour of the sun? Girl: Yellow Boy: What colour is my shirt? Girl: Green Boy: See? I told you I could make you say green Girl: No! You said you can make me say blue! Boy: HAHA THERE YOU GO I MADE U SAY BLUE :D


Reasons why I don't open the curtain and look out the window at night: 6% I'm afraid of the dark. 94% I'm afraid someone will be lying against the window looking at me.\

I got a card today saying 'Happy Valentine's Day love, from you know who'. Why the fuck is Lord Voldemort sending me letters?

Man: DOCTOR! Help me! I accidentally ate the "DO NOT EAT" packet from my shoebox. Will I die ? Doctor: Well, everyone dies eventually , so ... Man: EVERYONE WILL DIE?! OH LORD, WHAT HAVE I DONE ?

Last night I was laying in my bed looking up at the stars thinking to myself "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROOF?!"

"Dude, she called you awkward." ... "OH HELL NO, hold my turtle!"

I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard

Giving drivers the "I dare you to hit me" look when crossing the road.,

"It's because I'm black isn't it?" "Dude, you're white."

When you hit your hip on a counter and you feel like you just got shot.

"Did you just..." "No." "But I just saw you..." "No."

fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkk. that wasn't supposed to happen.

I remember when "party" meant birthday party, not drunken whore-fest.

Can I... No ... Please... .No... But...No...Cmon!...Okay...Really?...No... Dawh :(... haha

OK I Swear I Just Heard Someone Say My Name!

Can you stop talking? Because everything you say makes me want to harm you

theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos

, how did they get that car in the mall...??

Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense.

if you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face.

, Laughing harder when you try to explain WHY you're laughing hard

2 Wrongs Dont Make a Right...But shiiit, 2 Negatives Make a Positive.. =)

Say 'Alpha' and 'Q', repeat fast. join if you get it ;)

save a plant. eat a vegitarian ;D

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter"

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection

Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

I'll be Burger King,you be Mc'Donalds: I'll do it my way -- and you'll be loving it ;)

I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse

Weight loss tip : Getting your butt off the couch and standing does not mean your lifting weights

if you're jogging down a road & you hear clapping behind you but no ones there- it's your ass telling you its time to lose weight!

I was bringing sexy back, but lost the receipt.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Says "Please do not disturb, I'm already quite disturbed."

Please note: before you choose to piss me off, I suffer from mental illness so could easily kill you and plead insanity. Have a nice day :)

You: Mom, I'm home! ...Mom: Did you get home safely? ...You: No. I got shot 8 times,murdered 6 times, & died twice !!

When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you possibly do thats longer?

I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces :-)

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELRS 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE...Did you read: Spine, slither, ginger and subtext?IF NOT, then you are Naughty Naughty ;)

It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers.

ALL restaurants are drive-thru ... if you drive hard enough !! ;)

Why don't medicines have any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness." !! ;))

BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't...suck it up sunshine! Life doesn't revolve around you

I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle.

don't you hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!

Says to you: Roses are red, violets are blue, when god gave us brains, where the &%!# were you?

You know you're too drunk to drive when you wait at a stop sign for 15 minutes waiting for it to turn green...whoaaa

When your teacher says "get out", it means you've won the argument ;)

Guy:God, how long is a million years to you?God:A minute.Guy:How much is a million dollars to you?God:A penny...Guy:Can I have a pennyGod: In a minute...

Changed all my passwords to “incorrect” . So my computer just tells me when I forget.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

Alcohol does NOT make you fat… it makes you lean… against tables, chairs, walls, floors, and ….Ugly people!!!

If a walkie talkie is called a walkie talkie because you walk and you talk, shouldn't a vaccum be called a pushy sucky..?

One of my favorite things in the world is to to "like" a person's depressing status on Facebook *insert evil laugh here*

This sentence is sure to make u laugh.. Giv it a thought.. The first man who discovered Milk, whoever he is, wat the hell was he tryin to do wit the cow?? (;

Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

How many times do i have to say "excuse me" before "GET THE F*K OUT OF MY WAY" becomes acceptable?

when you have fat friends, there is no such thing as seesaw.. only catapults

I'm sweating like a pregnant nun at confession

Hi! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a spider. And I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could ;)

b: did it hurt? g: did what hurt? b: when you fell from- g: heaven?awwwww b: no, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? g: ...*turns around* b: ow... it looks like you landed on your face g: ...

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest"

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you think you might have heard is not exactly what I might have meant.”

hit your little toe against a table.. At age 7: ''ohhhhh oww''At age 10: ''ahhhhhhh stupid table''Age 13: ''SHIT!!!!''Age 16: ''You stupid motherf*ing b*tch a$$ piece of sh*t!!!'' (breaks table)

Remember, when someone annoy's you it take 42 different muscles to frown.BUT..It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and B*TCH SLAP that mother f*ck*r upside the head

What do you do if your ex is running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help? Stay calm. Reload. And try again.

wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
avoid all mirrors
airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
i lived a good life
hear thumps while in shower:
whole family is being killed and you're next
turns off all lights before going to bed:
omg run for the bed before the demons get you
elevator door doesn't immediately open :
trapped forever
realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?
oh god zombies.

I KNEW A GUY he called me to get my phone number. he missed the 44 bus so he took the 22 bus twice. he put lipstick on his forehead because he wanted to make up his mind. he tried to drown a fish. he jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. he spent 5 hours looking at a orange juice box cuz it said concentrate. he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death... the fail is strong with this one ...

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Fragmented Soul by StrawberryGirl87 reviews
A gift fic featuring Fenrir/Harry for the amazing StarLight Massacre. When Voldemort attacks and kills the Potters, Snape decides he wants to keep the one remaining piece of Lily, her son, for himself. But keeping Harry safe and away from the world has unexpected consequences that no-one could have foreseen. Harry/Fenrir. Werewolf Harry. Evil Dumbledore. Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 1,340,256 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 5h - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.]
Malfoys and their Mates - Original version V01 by Glorioux reviews
Draco and Hermione are four when Draco's Veela recognizes her as a mate. The Muggle and wizard families struggle while Lucius starts a private war against the Dark and the Light and even the Muggle press to protect his son. The Healer Pixies a band of Powerful Future warriors is formed. Note: This is the original MM - MM V.1.1 IS THE RATED T-version HG-DM early life. HP LM RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 260,371 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M.
Rise or Fall by Heiress Mellie reviews
First Class: Charles and Erik have accepted their roles as guardians and headmasters over the young mutants but there is still work to be done for the greater than typical family. This is a familial and discipline, including spanking, centered fiction.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 311 - Words: 2,211,190 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
All Of Me by Alraune reviews
HP/MF Slash. GoF AU. While Harry struggles in Fourth Year with the Tournament and its consequences, he cannot help but notice the way a certain dark-eyed Slytherin is watching him... and soon enough, he is pulled into a game darker and more dangerous than he knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,414 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Marcus F.
red by violet summer reviews
AU. Naruto, a famous quarterback, falls in love when he finds Gaara waiting tables half-naked at a burlesque pub in LA, but Gaara will have to face an ex-fiancee used to killing to get what she wants and a homophobic father armed with hitmen. NaGaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 236,012 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 401,039 - Reviews: 6405 - Favs: 7,211 - Follows: 9,053 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dancing Dawn by AnimaAmore reviews
Sakura teaches dance to pay for her education. However, when she goes to Japan she never expects to meet the Akatsuki, Asia's most popular boyband known for its talented, wild, exotic and totally badass members. Full summary inside. MultiSaku main AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,736 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Bonded One by Stephke23 reviews
As a last resort to believe in love, Tom calls for his bonded one and pulls Harry through time, to him. TomxHarry Three books long!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 307,056 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cherry Blossom Class by anoceaninthesun reviews
The Cherry Blossom Class of Konoha Kindergarten is known for their mischievous antics. But when innocent Sakura joins the class, how far will they go to impress her? One thing's for sure, their poor teacher Iruka's going to have more than a few gray hairs before it's over...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,365 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sakura H.
Intermissions by ksuzu reviews
Naturally, Kushina decides to ward Namikaze off with an assortment of pointy objects. [A love story told in bits and pieces.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 49,126 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Just Deal by sweetopia reviews
"Breaking news: Lead guitarist, Karin, from 'Just Deal' had been officially kicked out of the band after the attempted rape of lead singer Sasuke Uchiha." How did i not know this when my god father's the band manager? SasuSaku! Better than it sounds! I AM FINALLY RE DOING IT! PLEASE START READING AGAIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
How It All Began by Lagadatte reviews
Minato Namikaze was the legend of Konoha, the hero who died for his people and for his beliefs. What led to this sacrifice? What are the trials he had to face in his own time? A Minato and Kushina fanfic, following canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,077 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Rise of the Drackens by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 1,255,229 - Reviews: 14346 - Favs: 6,032 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC]
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8399 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 4,690 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,492 - Reviews: 4144 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
When Lies Turn into Truth by Vallory Russups reviews
Have you ever wanted someone so bad it hurts? Gradually, Tom Riddle discovers all the sides to obsessive insanity when he meets his year mate Harry Potter, the protege to Regulus Black, who seems like the right person to help Tom build the world. If only his chosen one wasn't prone to plotting against him as a hobby. HPLV. NOT!Time-travel; Harry's time. Ravenclaw!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,107 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Blaise Z., Bloody Baron
Black Guardian by Silver vanilla reviews
After Namikaze Naruto, the only child of the President of the USA was almost kidnapped, Minato decided it is time for more drastic methods. He hires a personal bodyguard for his son. The name? Why, Uchiha Itachi of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,994 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Lost and Better Off Not Found by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Missing for 8 years Harry Potter is finally found and returns to the wizarding world and he is taking them by storm. Bitches better watch out, this Harry Potter doesn't take no shit from nobody. OOC, Mild references to slash. SEMI-HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,870 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D.
Into the Depths of Hades by Pixie Faolan reviews
Sakura Haruno has just found out that she is the daughter of Hades. And to top that off, her mom has been kidnapped by Zeus, she's falling in love with a son of Ares, and all the Greek Gods think she stole Zeus' master bolt. Gods Help Her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 240 - Words: 309,956 - Reviews: 7938 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Reject Mate by xXxdaydreamerxXx reviews
Amu is treated horrible by her pack and gets rejected by her mate. She plans to run away from her old pack and gets picked up by the Midnight Moon pack. She has a second chance of a mate. Will they be able to repair each other? WEREWOLF STORY! Rating might go up.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
This is Not a Game by JaydenNara reviews
The Uchiha family is in danger. LEAF sends in its top agents to guard the family with one simple rule - don't become attached. But one agent isn't happy about being sent back to high school to watch the youngest 'brat'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 147,017 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 586,223 - Reviews: 8356 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All of Me by angelfan5589 reviews
ItaSaku. Orphaned at five years old, Sakura is taken in by Pein and grows up with the Akatsuki, where she meets Itachi. In the years that follow, the two Shinobi start to realize their growing feelings for each other by overcoming obstacles and deceptions. But as war begins, Itachi will ultimately have to choose between life with Sakura and death by Sasuke's hands. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,269 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 1/18/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
The Rise of the Drackens: The Scaled Bits by StarLight Massacre reviews
This is a companion story to 'The Rise of the Drackens' with scenes and back stories that wouldn't fit into the main story and more information on the extensive world of the Drackens. You won't know the characters or the story if you haven't read the main fic first. Slash. Mpreg. Happy Fivesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 304,094 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,500 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 7/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 224,540 - Reviews: 3699 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 5,048 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
The Fledgling Year by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Cor's mission is to explore Archenland and learn about his people. Aravis's mission is to find him a suitable bride. Their only obstacles? Each other. And, of course, the occasional rogue dragon. [Aravis/Cor. Canon compliant.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 516,388 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Aravis, Shasta/Cor] Corin
The Raspberry Kiss by eskeflowne reviews
AU:: "You smell like raspberries." He said before closing the distance between their lips...a girl. a boy. alcohol. and raspberries. M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ANBU by eskeflowne reviews
Non-Massacre:: Gaining Itachi's recommendation to enter ANBU is what Sakura sought, gaining his heart was another thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,517 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,286 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,336 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 4,239 - Follows: 4,954 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Naruto's Shadow by Diamond Figments reviews
Half the kids in the neighborhood were afraid of Naruto despite his sunshine personality because his shadow was a mean little thing and had made it clear that his blond was not to be messed with. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
This Girl's Name is Sakura Haruno by MusicLover2010 reviews
"I'm not your typical girl." "Hn,well typical girls don't walk around with pink hair." "Says the person with the stupid Chicken-ass hair."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,584 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Deepest of Ties by angelrider13 reviews
They are everything. They are friends, brothers, lovers, soulmates. They are exact opposites. They are the same being divided in two. They are love and hate, pure and tainted. They are everything. Soulmate!verse. AceLu.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,389 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Ace, Luffy
Hades' Gate by Caelichu reviews
A change in fate. Harry's brother really is the Boy who lived while Harry stands in the background. Harry has to show everyone that, even if he doesn't have a prophecy claiming his power, he's got enough to stand out on his own. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In the End by Kittyinaz reviews
One night a pull to their very souls, calls out Eric and Godric to their future. And that one moment, that one action, sets forth a change to the entire world. E/S/G.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Eric N., Sookie S., Godric]
Turn Back 53 by Kefalion reviews
It's the summer after year six. Harry receives a timeturner on his seventeenth birthday. It can take him back 53 years. Harry uses it and lands in 1944 where he begins his seventh year at Hogwarts with the plan to get close to Tom Riddle in order to stop the rise of Voldemort. Things are never easy though. The connection between them is stronger than ever. HP/TR. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,255 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Chasing Eden by Lilbakasaru reviews
Sequel to 'Being A Yakuza's Bride Its been a year but problems start to arise Naruto want independence something that Sasuke cant give and with a hotheaded cop tracking all of Sasuke's moves things wont be easy for them. Will their love survive?SasunaruAU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sin Academy by SkittleSpade reviews
Because of her parents divorce Sakura is going to Hell, serisouly. She's sent to the mysterious school on the dark side of town Between her new roommates, murderous students and the rule the school Uchiha Brothers her life isn't getting any better SasuSaku Under going some Heavy Duty reconstruction
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mulan Rewrite by Winder reviews
What would happen if Mulan actually were a boy? The rewrite of the story yaoi edition. Might be change to M in later ill going to be updated but will take some time. M/M
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 6/27/2010 - [Shang, Mulan]
Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi AU NaruSasuNaru KyuuSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi and Sasuke accept the offer, and chaos follows soon after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 358,638 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destiny's Call by Athena Linborn reviews
Upon finding out his mate’s identity, partveela Blaise Zabini sets out to court and claim her. Ginny Weasley, however, has other plans, and being mated for life to a man she barely knows or likes, is not one of them!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,082 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
Possession by Twilight Fang reviews
Narnia - Peter/Caspian SLASH. Taking place at the end of Prince Caspian, Peter first shows signs of hostility towards Caspian over what he perceives to be a romantic interest in Susan. This quickly turns into a dark possessive fascination with Caspian. (Part 6 is now up!)
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie
The Courting Dance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Marriage is a bit more complicated than quarreling and making it up again, especially for the crown prince of Archenland and an exiled Calormene Tarkheena. Aravis x Cor.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 2/17/2010 - [Aravis, Shasta/Cor] Bree, Hwin - Complete
It's gonna be me by Whorphine.Daffodildo reviews
Zabuza is hired as a bodyguard to a wealthy family's crossdressing son, Haku. At first he thinks the job will be a piece of cake, but there are secrets and secret feelings bubbling under the surface; Zabuza x Haku, other pairings. . . Yaoi lemons! Frequently updating again
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku
Piracy by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Harry Potter's life has been a lie since he was three years old, the day where his mother was mysteriously killed. Since then, Harry has been posing as a woman to protect him from those wishing to do him harm. But, yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Demons Have the Most Fun: A Cautionary Tale by Simply Hopeless reviews
Sasuke should have known what he was getting into when he tried summoning his own Guardian Angel. They're really demons, you know. Thank God, Naruto will be there to show him the ropes... or eat him. Whatever comes first. Yaoi. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 112,530 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Silver Arrow by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
The first time Fenrir laid eyes upon Harry Potter, it was like a silver arrow had just pierced his heart. The first time Harry laid eyes on Fenrir, he was intoxicated. But it would take more than compatibility for Harry to accept Fenrir as his mate. First he had to get used to being a werewolf, then decide if he wanted to be the alpha submissive of the largest pack in the UK. FGHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,361 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 8/8/2013 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.] Remus L. - Complete
My Yakuza Baby by Simply Hopeless reviews
Gaara is a feared mafia boss that strikes terror into his subordinates and Naruto is the unfortunate American who stumbles on the red head in his hour of need. Sick and unable to take care of himself, Naruto's small act of kindness and harmless flirting, lands him neck deep in the yakuza world, whether he believes they exist or not. NaruGaa. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,286 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Raindrops on Roses by Miss Saigon reviews
Beginning immediately after the Epilogue, this story follows Scorpius, Rose and Albus through their Hogwarts years. Childish fears and desires soon turn to more serious dilemmas as some members of the Ravenclaw trio are forced to grow up too soon. RW/SM. "drama, angst, love, happiness, action and brilliant story telling" - reviewer (Complete!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 316,116 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Neville L., Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Itachi's Promise by Joanmuldoon reviews
Itachi promises with everything he has to protect the young baby Sakura Haruno , after he resuced her from her mother's dieing body. What happens to these two ninja and what jounrey will they have to take to finally be together forever?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 55,759 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Should've Been a What! by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto is excited when he finds out he and his friends, including best friend Sasuke, get nominated for a surperlative.But what happens when he realizes its not what he expected? Simple. All hell breaks lose, and feelings are seen in a different light. So much for a boring senior year... SasuNaru, not sure how many chapters...LEMON be warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,120 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Prince Charming by writersblockismystyle135 reviews
There once lived four princes of four different countries. They all had their differences but they did have one same thought. Their castles were way overdue for a set of new servants. Full sum inside no main pairing Sas/Sak, Nar/Hin, Neji/Ten, Shika/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,312 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Two Rivers: Beginnings by Nispedana reviews
[Completed] Fem! Gon. The story retold. But this time? With Romance. And a few more changes.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,538 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 12/14/2011 - [Gon F., Killua Z.] Kurapika K. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,223 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Scandal at Hogwarts by bethanyyerinn reviews
After six years at Hogwarts, John Watson only just noticed Sherlock Holmes, a fifth year Ravenclaw. And now that he's seen him, he can't seem to look away. Hogwarts AU, where Sherlock characters attend Hogwarts. Takes place long after Harry and company have graduated, but before the Next Generation is attending. Teenlock, Johnlock, some Mystrade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,592 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Rewrite by M. B. Lewis reviews
Being raised by the single man he calls "dad", who seems to hate his guts, is Naruto's personal hell. When one day a bastard of a transfer student insists they're friends, he's even forced to question his own sanity. Things spiral out of control. That he constantly feels like he's being watched doesn't help either. Warning: rape, mentions of abuse, violence, spoilers for the manga
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,351 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 254,383 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Love can make you and break you by keraQ reviews
A story about Sasuke who is the hottest and collest guy in all of Konoah high. His girlfriend is the one and only Sakura. Everything changed when a new girl named Ino appeares. Naturally, Sasuke neglects Sakura until a new transfer named Gaara attracts Sakura's attention. Sasuke is left with jealousy. The story has a lot of depth and emotion even though the grammer sucks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,003 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
House of 2nd Chances by FanggirlX reviews
Sakura's a student in an arts academy when her temper gets the best of her She now has 1 last chance to earn back her place in school with 5 months of community service at Tsunade's 2nd chance house where 15 interesting yet troubled teenage boys live
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,653 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
In Heat by siany reviews
Superboy goes into heat. Robin isn't entirely sure what's going on. Batman intervenes. Citrus.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Known Unknowns by Lucifera.Malfoy reviews
What happens when you mix an ancient marriage curse, a psychotic killer and two childhood enemies? The answer is uncertain, but Draco and Hermione are about to find out... DH compliant, epilogue disregarded. Also, HP/GW, PP/BZ, NB/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 226,067 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Story of Claire and Quil by Little Pine reviews
Quil and Claire's story, from their imprint to their happily ever after. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Tear It Up by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
College, cars, street-racing, sex, and smut. College art student Ichigo Kurosaki meets a blue-haired delinquent mechanic and his crew. Dramatic, angsty, humorous calamity ensues? GrimmIchi. AU Yaoi Swearing Smut Violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
What If by Kittyinaz reviews
What would happen if Bella is in College when the Cullens came? What if Carlisle is acting his age? What if Twilight starts now, but with a twist, a huge twist named Carlisle Cullen. A/J, R/EM Es/? C/B E/? All will be revealed later. Rated M!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Bella, Carlisle]
Night Flight by Massanie reviews
When Harry becomes the first submissive Vykélari in over two centuries, Lucius wants his power bound to the Malfoy name by all means necessary. Now he only has to persuade Draco and his fiancé to kidnap and mate with him - no hardship with their instincts and Slytherin ambition. The only problem: the submissive is not quite so submissive at all. Creature!Fic. Sub!Harry. HP/DM/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 238,069 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.]
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mates For Eternity by xxLuAshxx reviews
Male vampires are very possessive and dominant of their mates. Bella Swan is a vampire before she moves to the small town of Forks. What happens when she moves to Forks? *POSSESSIVE EDWARD & LEMONS. STEPHANIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT* R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,063 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winters Fire Summers Ice by Dark Vampress reviews
"There is light and there is darkness, there is fire and there is ice, there is summer and there is winter, there is yin and yang and then Sakura... there is you and me. " Fate had bound them together by the strings of their hearts and the cells of their flesh from the moment the cosmos erupted. Fate did not intend to let them go. Their love would draw blood and corrupt souls.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 71 - Words: 396,525 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My, My, My by CokeBottleK reviews
He meets her in a tree. Innocuous enough that he should be able to forget it, but Draco Malfoy's life has never allowed him much choice in should-be's, so why would Astoria Greengrass be any different?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Things Fall Apart, But Then You Build Again by Zelda of Arel reviews
Harry thinks everything is perfect. A sudden revelation throws his life into turmoil. Alliances shift, illusions shatter, and nothing will ever be the same again. - Ignores epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,295 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Scorpius M. - Complete
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 193,258 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Sorting by KathSilver reviews
Dumbledore stated that sometimes he thought students were sorted too soon, Minerva McGonagall took this to heart and resubmitted 7th years to be sorted again. What will happen when their world is turned upside down, and where will they find comfort? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,112 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
To Make a Pearl by Exclusive Amanuensis reviews
Have you ever gotten a grain of sand in your eye? It's amazing how something so small can be so hugely irritating.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Wolf's Mate by Wolf of Writing reviews
The Uchiha werewolf is a rare speices, and for them to mate with anyone outside of their world is barely heard of. The youngest wolf seeks a mate and he chooses Naruto. What makes him so special in the scarlet eyes of the Uchiha? SasuNaru Yaoi Mpreg-Possible, murder, blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,878 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three way split by smounged1989 reviews
Sam, Mikaela, and Will are in for a surprise when they find out that they are each 1/3 of the AllSpark. How will they deal and what changes will they go through. At least pairings that I can think off so far. SamxBee of course.Mikaela/Jazz,Will/Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,214 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,115 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Protected by yuugiri reviews
Her mission was to stay alive. His orders were to help her stay alive. A relationship built on trust, and the lack of it. SaiSaku. Slightly AUish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 174,592 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sai, Sakura H.
A Magical Bond by C.Queen reviews
The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 229,739 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
No Matter What by Yeul Reith reviews
what happened when a very short tempered and violent Sasuke set his eyes on an adorable blonde? Go and Get him of course! yaoi XD, much fluffiness of Sasunaru and Sakura bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,286 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Square One by FancyNewWeasley reviews
Pay no attention to the title, I just put my iPod on shuffle and picked the first song that came up. Anyway, this is an account of Scorpius and Rose through the years. Extension of the blurb in my Sorting story, but you dont have to have read it. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,792 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Summer Fun by C.Queen reviews
Summer has arrived and the Potter and Weasley kids can't wait to have some fun with each other and their friends. Full of short story fun, hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,907 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
What Am I Feeling? by Midnightkisses10 reviews
The story of how Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy met, discovered and lived their lives out together despite the hardships they faced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 177,999 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Saviour Salvái by LunaryEclipse reviews
Hermione wakes up feeling weird. Her magic's off and she feels an unusual pull in her chest. What is happening to her? And what does Draco Malfoy and his silver eyes have to do with it? Veela!inspired. Rated for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 6,757 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,857 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scars To Be Healed by rollo812 reviews
Sakura was abandoned by her two teammates. Naruto disapears after his training with Jiraya at the age of 16. Sasuke leaves to Orochimaru at the age of 13. Suddenly, both appear five years later. Can Sakura handle the scar her teammates left her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,397 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kitten Ears and Lion Hugs by HPSSflufflover reviews
It's Harry's fourth year and fate couldn't have picked worse timing. Mated to a possessive Draco? Check, Entered in the Triwizard tournament? Check, successfully became the schools most wanted boyfriend? Check. Oh this was going to be a fun year. HP/DM fluff. Warnings: fluffy spankings Not bdsm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,839 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Father Never Known by logansfirecracker reviews
This is a short series of course about the Briefs, what happens when a young Bra, accidentally sends herself back in time, with a jigged setting to Namek, thanks to her mother and discovers the "Daddy" she never knew. A sweet series, read more to find out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Vegeta, Bra
My Fair Brother by SeveRemus reviews
Even the High King of Narnia could not have everything he wanted, as Peter had quickly found out. And the one thing he wanted more than anything else was his beautiful brother, King Edmund. MM slash/shonen-ai and incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 131,444 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,204 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Best of Breeds by g1rldraco7 reviews
Meet Naruto, a rare blonde nine tailed nin-fox owned by Iruka. What makes him really mad? One Sasuke Uchiha, a nin-wolf owned by Kakashi Hatake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Will the Snake Strangle the Lion? by NumeralNerd reviews
Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,563 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 8,844 - Follows: 10,969 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Unexpected Happenings by whitedwarf reviews
HP(Fem)/Klaus: Forced through necessity to move to America, Rei Potter has only one goal: Get her magic fixed as soon as possible so she can go home. Unfortunately, Mystic Falls isn't as quiet and idyllic as she's been led to believe and when Original Hybrids begin crawling their way into her heart against all odds, she doesn't know what to think.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 249,983 - Reviews: 5192 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Klaus
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,562 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Sparks by MuzaiandYuuzai reviews
By the hand of Megatron the savior of the world is killed, but All Spark has never been one to give up that easily. A Movieverse tale with violence, mature themes and slash. Bee/Sam. Editing has been finished.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,336 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee - Complete
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4831 - Favs: 10,472 - Follows: 11,234 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 244,867 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sacrifice by Arigatomina reviews
NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,612 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silence by Rikako reviews
Itachi brings home a small boy covered in bruises that doesn't speak a word to anyone. Can he be cured, or is there more to his past than Itachi is willing to share? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Silver Strips by AwesomeNumber-Fan reviews
Re-revised! A father-son camping trip spirals downhill when werewolves, witches and Sannins are thrown into the fray. Real world, meet Kakashi - yeah, Iruka has a hard time seeing past that possessive, werewolf exterior too... Rating has gone up due to Adult Themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,012 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Tasting Flesh by XBrokenxDollsX reviews
AU- She belongs to him, as it was chosen by the gods themselves. She can not escape of what her fate is; she can't escape from him. Because, if she wants to live another day, she must accept her curse. A meal to the Demon Gods and a target to other supernatural beings, she has no choice but to become the Demon God's bride./SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,125 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3901 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Family by TsukinoYue reviews
Itachi and Deidara are a married and sastisfied couple, they have their house, their dream jobs and they one they love, yet, they think there's something lacking in their lives. And the answer is children. So, the young couple decide to adopt. Naruto and Sasuke are orphans brothers that wish to have a family. You know what'll happen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,610 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
So Much More by Selim reviews
As future king, Toothless was entitled to the wealth, power, and women that came with the job. A chance meeting with a creature from another world teaches him that there's so much more outside his world and only he can protect it. Anthro-Toothless x Hiccup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,945 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Peace for Traitors by ScarletTigress reviews
Naruto's marriage to Sasuke and Sakura has given him both legitimate power in Konoha politics and a real family. Life is happy, peaceful, but dark foes are gathering and their plans threaten everything he has. Sequel to Peace for Monsters. SakuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 344,100 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pendulum by Zphal reviews
Two highschoolers with brilliant minds and troubled lives find they have a lot in common. While Bruce struggles to cope in an abusive family, Tony longs for an intimacy he's never known. As the boys grow closer, can Bruce overcome his hang-ups about being in a relationship? And what role will Tony's heart condition play? (Collabed with ResidentChevy)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 415,571 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Gregor and the Call of Destiny by Teenaged Author reviews
It's been two months, three days, four hours, and twenty-eight minutes since Gregor and his family had returned home from the Underland. It's been two months, three days, four hours, and twenty-eight minutes since Luxa had said goodbye to her love, the Overlander. It's been two months, three days, four hours, and twenty-eight minutes since they saw each other last. DISCONTINUED
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,361 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Gregor, Luxa] - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14981 - Favs: 7,929 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Kitsune and Konoha High by Liev Ragnarok reviews
AU Modern. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were best friends as children then Sakura moved away. Years later, Naruto and Sasuke move to Konoha City. They enroll in an all-boys school as freshman. Change is nice, but with change things are bound to happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
His Firecracker by C.Queen reviews
A Potions Master's attempt to steal Snape's intelligence from the man's portrait backfires, and Snape ends up in control of the man's body. And if that's not bad enough, he's stuck living and working with Lily L. Potter too. Let the fireworks begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,839 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Weapon by Jade Tatsu reviews
Sequel to Possession. Lucius' Rebellion failed which saved the Light and now the true battle against the Dark begins. Working with the Order and the Ministry, can Harry remain undetected and keep his promise to his beloved Lord Voldemort? Slash LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 375,531 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Cats and Dogs by C.Queen reviews
Everyone says that Arthur and Eames fight like cats and dogs, but what they don't know is that that's precisely what the two men are. And these genetically altered dream workers are about to find out just how compatible they actually are...if they don't kill each other first.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,860 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Aurora Borealis by ariessam reviews
With a Ravenclaw oddity and a Slytherin prince, Harry takes seclusion in Forks, Washington, hoping to put the past behind him and move forward. But this seemingly harmless town is hiding a few secrets of its own. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,674 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M., Bella, Edward - Complete
History by Akari-Chaan reviews
Jade Potter was like a mini-Lily in every way, just with black hair. So, of course she needed an 'arrogant, toerag' of a boy to make her Hogwarts life unbearable. Collection of short moments in the lives of Jade Potter and George Weasley, the *Cough* Stalker *Cough*. Taking Requests! FemHarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,055 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,555 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shelving Pains by fallingAmber reviews
HumanAU where Stiles is a librarian assistant to Laura Hale. Derek Hale is a college student who decides that in order to graduate he must spend hours a day at the library.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
City of Shadows by Siavahda reviews
"Or is he?" Jace asked. "Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you–" "Did you run out of alliteration?" Simon interrupted. "Night Children – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that's a good one, *have you vacuumed with vampires*-"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 256,036 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Not Just Friends by taydo-the-potato reviews
Seven days together in the same house with no guardians. Plus Jazmine's birthday is coming up. Huey needs to make a move before it's too late. What's going to happen? Rated M for language and for future sexual scenes.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,140 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Jazmine D., Huey F.] - Complete
Kaiju by Lilbakasaru reviews
They say there're monster's living in the city, coming out at night, hiding in the alleys, ready to strike, ready to kill. But you don't believe in monster's right? AU SauNaru possible mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,344 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rock Stars revised by HinatasHelper reviews
A band called Sharingan goes through stalker fan girls, love, lust and lies and band brawls can they harmonize or will they disband when a wrong chord is struck? Read to find out adopted story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,158 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Organization by Kagari Seven reviews
Haruno Sakura was in her senior year when she had to transfer to Konoha Academy, where she ran across the Mortis Organization, a society she never thought existed. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,629 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Forbidden Flower by Idday reviews
From the unlikeliest of families grew the strongest of friendships. How Scorpius Malfoy found a friendship and a future in the child of his father's foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 75,885 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Moon Dexterity by xxToxicMemoryxx reviews
Amu is the laid back, famous lead singer of the notorious band, Moon Dexterity. Ikuto is the cool, and collected normal teen who hates that band. What happens when they finally cross paths?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,576 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Breanie reviews
Alternate Universe: How James convinced Lily that he wasn't actually the arrogant bullying toe-rag she claimed with help from her new best friend, Sirius Black, who is working to help Lily through difficult times.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 236,628 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stuck in the Middle by CeeCeeVA1 reviews
Sakura, a young girl going to college, discovers that the horror stories are true. She befriends a hybrid named Hinata and catches the attention of the vampire leader/prince. What will happen when evil beings arise and cause trouble? Find out here. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,244 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ouroboros by Evanescent Penumbra reviews
Harry is sent to the US to live with his mother's cousin Charlie Swan after the war. Because he's Harry, he has to attract the attention of the local vampires, one of which is more interested than he should be. Harry also has to learn how to live with a family that cares about him, learn how to fit in at a muggle high school, and fight something more dangerous than vampires. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Harry P., Edward] Alice, Rosalie
A Shreveport Mystery by enchanted nightingale reviews
HP/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,413 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Eric
Routine by I'm NO Angel haha reviews
Sixteen year old Sasuke Uchiha thought life was too routine...We get up, go to school,went to bed...And he was sick and tired of it, but when his father takes home a certain blonde kid... things suddenly started looking up for him. Theme may change. AU Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,480 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Takes a Village by Star-Struck Inu reviews
The warriors of Berk aren't vikings, they're dragons! Stoick has enough worries to gnaw on, between finding food for the Queen Dragon and Vikings trying to kill them, but wonders if his son Hiccup has gone mad when he decides to make peace with humans.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,112 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Little angel (rewriting) by DarknessXIV reviews
Godric did not surrender himself up to the fellowship of the sun but was there to take back what belonged to him. Pairings: Godric/Harry, pre-slash. Fluffy. Rated T just in-case! Not a one-shot anymore!
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Godric
My baby Naruto by Diamond Figments reviews
Because one thing was for sure...a vampire could not raise a human. Vampire fic. SasuNaru Collab with Juura99
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,180 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Virgin Blood by God of Asgard reviews
Sakura, a beautiful maiden of Greece, is in training to be a Priestess at the temple of Artemis, but her dreams are taken away because of her forced marriage to Prince Sasuke. Deep in the ancient deserts of Egypt, Sakura is swept away by a handsome, redheaded god who unknowingly needs her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,087 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara] Sasuke U.
Little Seer by HuskyWalker reviews
Voldemort won the first war. Harry is happy to live as an unnoticed squib at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, visions and rebels don't allow that and Harry soon catch the attention of the dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 328,315 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 5,299 - Follows: 4,420 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Konoha Teens by Typetypetype reviews
Since kindergarten she had only seen the bad side of being the centre of attention. They would often poke at her forehead and tug on her pink hair throwing all sorts of hurtful words to wound her confidence. At the age of 6, her confidence was non-existent and she forced herself to become invisible to the world to avoid being hurt. He reached out to her fallen state with arrogance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,183 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Pads of Her Fingers by cabasa reviews
The five steps it takes for Zuko to understand how much he loves her. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Tit for Tat by fowl68 reviews
Things that Arthur and Eames know about each other:: Eames doesn't tan.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,073 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Learning the Basics by MintCleaves reviews
Lily Evans is a nursery teacher. James Potter is a police officer with a five year old son. When James finds himself wrapped in a case, Lily finds herself falling for a certain someone, and looking after his son much more often. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 4075 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unexpected Connections by Silverceil reviews
Tom Riddle is a prominent member of wizarding society and is well on his way to becoming Minister of Magic. Harry, on the other hand, plans on escaping his adoptive home using his newly acquired animagus form. Through many turn of events, the two meet and change for the better or worse. HP/TMR AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,777 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Without You Around by trunksfan001 reviews
Hunky skaterboy Trunks wouldn't notice his tomboy friend Pan... would he? Why isn't Pan talking to him anymore? Why does each of them feel their lives are falling apart when they stop hanging around together? How can it be fixed? Will they ever open their eyes and see how the other feels before it's too late?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Trunks, Pan - Complete
Quenching a man thirst by sateda reviews
Based on Episode 4 season 2. Arya gives Jaqen H'ghar a drink. A new chapter added based upon when they are on there way to the wall and when they rest at the hut before the Lannister soldiers attack them while searching for Gendry.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Jaqen H., Arya S. - Complete
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Man Behind the Cut by Sessy52 reviews
She traded the city for a small town thinking it would be safer for her. Just her luck the town ruled by a gang, in a war with a rival gang, and has the entire town brainwashed. Not too mention she can't help but feel attracted to the sexy biker.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,594 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven by Roerie Sky reviews
One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,112 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Can't Be Broken by BelleBelles reviews
From the time of her birth, Hermione had been irrevocably tied to one person for the rest of her life. Sad part was, they hated each other with a passion. However, a mystery occurs as a secret her parents kept tight lipped unravels before her, changing her life forever. All her life she thought she was one thing when in fact, she's the total opposite. VEELA!D/H. Pre-hogw. hog. post
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,550 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Sister's Keeper by ambermasquerade reviews
Frozen AU. She forced herself to become the queen of a frozen wasteland, but her little sister is determined to free her from it. Implied Ryuko/Satsuki, no incest. Rated K because this is based off of the Disney movie, so it's basically harmless.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K.
Wishing Star by MysticIce24 reviews
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,977 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ire by CoruscusLuna reviews
He had been watching her for a while, but never in his existence had he been so excited over a mating call. She'd be the first he'd accept and he'd be her last.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Escape by Meghan'sSuperCoolUserName reviews
By an ill stroke of fate, Sakura was orphaned as well the night Itachi massacred the clan. Compulsive avenging, strong will, and incredible natural talent make Kakashi wonder as to how he got stuck with the pair. Growing up on Team 7 just gained a few clicks on the 'It's complicated' scale. Pairings: Eventual Sas/Sak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Perfect Match by slowroad reviews
Albus and Scorpius are in their sixth year at school. Albus is popular while Scorpius is quiet and bookish. A chance encounter makes Albus realise that Scorpius is probably the most interesting person that he's ever met. Draco is the potions master at Hogwarts and Harry is the head auror. They become friends as Harry's marriage unravels. Detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 164,970 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Slice of Life by Paradoxium reviews
A scarf that smells of crushed coriander seeds and lotus blooms. A promise to see each other again. Letters and love. Family and discovering. Where growing up is something done in seconds can you find a way to break that mold that has defined you and discover one that fits you better? BenjaminXRenesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Edward, Jacob, Benjamin, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
still waters by sekalaista reviews
The stones crumble under her foot like fragile glass and Sinbad looks like he's just stuck his hand in a beehive. Masrur likes her instantly.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Masrur, Morgiana - Complete
His by sasskage reviews
Just useless sinja stuff. kissing. yeah.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Ja'far, Sinbad - Complete
King of the House by Ludella reviews
Really, Sinbad was a much better father than he was made out to be. Somebody needed to make sure Ja'far's parenting stayed in line, after all.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Ja'far, Sinbad - Complete
First Encounters with the Stretchy Type by Killjou reviews
Stuck in a tiny rowboat with his brand new captain, who has unsurprisingly just fallen in, Zoro comes to grips with his new life as Luffy's first mate, and everything that comes after. Snippets and bits that take place 'behind the scenes.' Zolu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,312 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Luffy, Zoro
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,318 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Where the demons rest by seeking-out-sunshine reviews
Only in his arms she lets herself be weak—Alimor.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Alibaba S., Morgiana] - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5659 - Favs: 9,555 - Follows: 10,820 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Whispers by Feyri reviews
As the result of an illness, Naruto has lost the ability to speak save for being able to whisper. His whispers can only be heard, though, if he whispers directly into someone's ear. It wasn't that much of an issue until he met Sasuke Uchiha. A man that makes him want to laugh harder and yell louder than he ever has before. SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Being 16 by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Mycroft Holmes really hates being sixteen. Gregory Lestrade is the new boy in school. (Teen!Mystrade AU. Friendship and fluffy things, rated M to be safe)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 271,759 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Alexei's Plan by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,829 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
Real Purification by angel0wonder reviews
Ryuko inadvertently triggers Satsuki's past trauma during an intimate moment. Ryuko x Satsuki
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K. - Complete
Mako in the Middle by angel0wonder reviews
Mako brings home two girlfriends. Two very angry girlfriends. A quickie collab with The Moiderah of Writing!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K., Mako M. - Complete
Encounters by thricepiercedpirate reviews
Crew members' and other people's first encounters with Zoro and Luffy's strange and slightly complicated relationship... ZoLu or LuZo; spoilers up to and including current events; rated T to M for language; some chapters may contain sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,783 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zoro, Luffy
From Mudblood to Princess by Hell of An Amen reviews
Hermione has always known that she was adopted but she never suspected that she was a Pureblood witch with ties to something she never would have expected. Will she fall for the one boy she never even liked and will she have fun proving everyone wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,768 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Brilliant Beyond Brilliant Idea by OccasionallyCreative reviews
Twins Emma and Imogen were separated as babies when their parents, Sherlock Holmes and Molly Hooper, divorced. After the two meet again at a summer camp, they begin plotting to reunite their estranged parents. [RE-TITLED: Formerly "The Parent Trap"]
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,612 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Strength by tini243 reviews
In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,623 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Boarding School with a Bit of Angst by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
They were sent to a boarding school to help stop their crazy schemes and antics, but there was no way they would let a stupid school control them. The hott boys that were in the school however, maybe could… if the girls decided to let them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,010 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Ultimate Uke Union by flclinutri reviews
A union of ukes have banded together to discuss their dilemmas togther and support each other in their love adventures. Their semes are seemingly oblivious. SasuNaru, ShinoKiba, NejiShika, GaaLee, ZabuHaku, KakaItaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Damned Angel by Kaida Matsuki reviews
"Nephilim" is an Aramaic word which means "fallen angels". How would you react if you actually saw one, but not only that, he claims that he has loved you for centuries and beyond? What would you do? SasuNaru boyxboy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,886 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
(im)Perfect by chrisxcrossx reviews
Being the Crown Prince of the Candy Kingdom comes with a lot of pressure. It's a lot to ask of a 12 year old who's only friend is a horse(unicorn...thing.) Prince Gumball struggles to live up to his title while breaking out of his sheltered life. And right there dragging him out is a certain vampire. Join them on their journey through friendship, awkwardness, lame humor, & romance!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,255 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
Mascot by Philote reviews
In which Skye adopts an orphaned dog, much to the varying delight and chagrin of her teammates.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Skye/Daisy J., G. Ward, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by C.Queen reviews
Slight AU. Detective Blake is in a relationship with a man he knows is shoulder deep in the criminal world and Bane knows his lover isn't a cop who can be turned or used to further his own goals. So what are they doing together?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Bane, J. Blake - Complete
Where the heart is by lis.n reviews
They say home is where the heart is. I suppose then that my home was across the border where my enemies dwelled; for my heart was there. With my mate. My Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 197,699 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Two of Heart by L.G. Lena reviews
A tradeoff between Suna and Konoha is made to strengthen the alliance. Sakura is the lucky, or unlucky, one chosen to be sent without her knowledge. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,769 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Life as a Snape by Prongs97 reviews
Hermione just found out that she is the daughter of the one and only Potions master, Snape. How will she adjust to living with her new family and friends? And will she be able to do it while studying for school and fighting off the dark lord? R/R! : I promise the story is better than this summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,167 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Take a Breath by Bethofbells reviews
Mindy doesn't know what she's getting into when she baits Danny ino showing her what a "real man" is.
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,606 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Mindy L., Danny C.
The Family Project by Marina Black1 reviews
Love is not working out for a chubby thirty-one year old. So, Mindy decides to take matters into her own hands with the help of her favorite doctor. She simply had no idea what she was getting herself into...
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,673 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Mindy L., Danny C.
This Is Your Life by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Modern-day AU. University, a job, a confusing romantic life...and a murder. Just your average, everyday routine, right? Well, maybe not, but what's life without a few surprises? Yaoi, Eventual ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,342 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
A Cool Change by gaetagirl reviews
"Don't blank out on me Veggie you know the Grandchildren that would make me look sexy? Trunks finding a nice girl settling down? Pan is perfect. And I know that they just love each other you saw he's' so protective of her" R&R had to updatw rating at chpt 16
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Trunks, Pan
The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,826 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Red Shades of Victory by othiara reviews
"'I'm going to die,' he states simply, and she doesn't correct him. There's a small pause before she says, 'Me too.'" Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons are reaped for the 56th Hunger Games.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [L. Fitz, J. Simmons] Skye/Daisy J., G. Ward - Complete
Eyes Down Here by Palimpsest90 reviews
What if Mindy's gyno appointment with Danny had gone...differently? MATURE ONLY
Mindy Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Danny C., Mindy L.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4181 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Endlessly by The Slytherin Duke reviews
Emma looked at up from her glass, sighing. "Two years. Two years and I know Henry still hasn't moved past Pan." Emma told her. She looked back at the glass; she started stirring the liquid inside by turning the glass in her hand slighty. "Two years and I know that that little demon still has a hold on Henry's heart."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Henry Mills, Peter Pan]
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
On My Radar by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Nowhere to Run by Vaerin7 reviews
The last thing Ichigo meant to do was get involved with the leading crime family, but when he comes across a wounded man in the alley by his home the doctor can't leave him there. After learning he rescued the heir to the Sosuke family, Ichigo also learns he's made himself a target for those looking to kill Aizen's only son. Life is so complicated for him. *request fic*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,498 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Flower crown by Unspoken-Nightmare reviews
Prompt: Judal gives Sinbad a flower crown Pairing: Sinbad/Judal Do read & review !
Magi/マギ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Judar, Sinbad - Complete
saying goodbye means forgetting by The Slytherin Duke reviews
Saying goodbye is never easy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Henry Mills, Peter Pan] - Complete
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Mother, Father by Cr8zeCorbinFangirl reviews
Henry's confidence is starting to get on Peter's nerves...and to amuse the Lost Boys. Slash
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Henry Mills, Peter Pan] - Complete
Cheating by I. H. Scribe reviews
Instead of William J. Johns catching him, it's Hadrian – "Call me Harry, darling." – J. Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 187 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Harry P., Riddick - Complete
we can deny all we want but we know what's true by The Slytherin Duke reviews
Even with all the defences and walls that Peter had around his heart, Henry managed to worm his way around them and managed to take residence in it. He was no grown up but he was old enough to know what the emotion he was starting to feel was. Peter rarely cussed but in this special occasion… Peter was utterly fucked.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Henry Mills, Peter Pan] - Complete
Hard Choices by The Slytherin Duke reviews
When it comes down to it, love is never really enough.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Henry Mills, Peter Pan] - Complete
Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
For Your Protection by BlueRobyn01 reviews
Ward gives Fitz some self-defense lessons. [Takes place after S1 E02.] FitzWard.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [G. Ward, L. Fitz] - Complete
On Your Way Down by paintingoncobwebs reviews
Peter cannot reasonably be expected to stay all night trading barbs with Henry but, of everyone on the island, it's Henry who Peter needs to make time for. - Missing scene fic from Lost Girl. How Peter got ahold of Henry's clothes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Henry Mills, Peter Pan - Complete
No One But You by Destielixer
AU. Avengers/Pacific Rim. Ever since the accident with the prototype, Jarvis's memories are Tony's memories. "No one else would put up with my nonsense but you. And I'm not about to let just anybody into my head during the Drift." "Being a co-pilot is like being one's partner for life and I'm so happy that you chose me to be your co-pilot."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,854 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even in the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 401,042 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Reincarnation by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Spring Korey loves Greek Myths. Many times she found herself questioning them, but have never expected to learn the entire truth by a mysterious man who shows up in her life out of nowhere. As she spends more time with the unknown stranger, her past unravels and she realizes that she is not who she is at all. And very soon, her life will change forever.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 125,651 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Dark Corners by 6anime6lover6 reviews
Their affections for one another grew to be more than just friendship in the end. YAOI ALERT. M for later chapters.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Masrur, Sharrkan
Children of Wolves by Calla Wright reviews
Teddy and Victoire have known each other their whole lives, this story follows them through their time at Hogwarts from being sorted to their older years, as they come to terms that what they've been looking for has been standing right by them all along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 135,395 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
Speak Up, Calm Down by katlou303 reviews
Hinata is a near mute girl whose anxiety is getting worse by the day. Sakura's a girl with anger issues on her very last chance. Life is hard when everything you do is a mistake, and everyone is against you. High school fic, GaaSaku, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,566 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Solution by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg and non-consensual moments
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
Baking My Way Into Your Heart - Extras by theSilence reviews
If you haven't read Baking My Way Into Your Heart, then this probably won't make any sense. Some bonus material from the main story.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,822 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Exsequor by inmemoryoftheMasterRapper reviews
Modern-day AU. Ever since they were little tots, through thick and thin, he had loved him. Up until their dying day, he loved him. That will never change.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,416 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Red Dawn by Black Shadow Fox Shaman reviews
What humans of London in the 18th century don't know is that a war has been going on underneath their noses. A clan war between the demon clans and the vampiric clans. Sakura gets caught in between the Uchiha Clan and her demonic adopted mother. It was always her destiny to set things right in the world but she'll get help from the most unlikely person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,834 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kakashi H.
Expect the Unexpected by ladeste reviews
All they'd ever wanted was a family. Now, Luffy, Ace and Sabo make up the family they'd never known. However when Luffy stumbles, they find the father they never knew was missing. (Fem Luffy)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,707 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Thatch - Complete
Teach and Learn by Silverceil reviews
Sasuke, heir to the world famous Uchiha Enterprises, is to meet his new piano teacher, a blond musical genius of the same age as himself. Sparks fly as their meeting changes their lives for the better or worse. Sasuke/Naruto AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11341 - Favs: 10,385 - Follows: 9,113 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Watching, Waiting by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
The war is over and everything should be settling down, but there are whispers, rumors that cannot be true: rumors that the Dark Lord has risen once again. And this time Voldemort's interest in Harry has only increased. TMR/HP HP/TMR Tom Marvolo Riddle/Harry Potter Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,086 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
The Curse of Artemis by Shortsnout reviews
The werewolf within Severus Snape has located a mate worthy of its magnificence, Harry Potter. The problem is Severus would rather be held under the cruciatus curse. Forced into bonding, they struggle to fight their desire towards each other, and eventually their feelings. Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,947 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Ohmerta reviews
When the professional, no-nonsense doctor met the crude, chain-smoking bouncer, neither of them could have predicted the upset the other would cause to their lives. Who likes change, anyway? Drabble series, AU, GaaSaku. M for sexual implications, substance use, and language. Written in collaboration with: if i had wings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Mating Moon by Hitoko-sama reviews
Kiba is being stalked by a very mysterious wolf. And one night, it bites him. And that one bite changes the course of Kiba's life forever. Yaoi! ShinoKiba. Slight SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,158 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Shino A., Kiba I.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Just Give In, You're Mine by Little Miss Z reviews
Trunks and Pan are best friends, Who love to play games with each other just to see who can win, But after some close proximity training, Some dreams, Some awkwardness, some secrets and some bonding who will be victorious
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,191 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Trunks, Pan
Getting To Know Draco Malfoy by luckintheair04 reviews
First he lets my head rest on his shoulder. Next he starts borrowing my books. Then he decides to go to Hogsmead with me. Then he blames me for what Ron did, but he also makes sure that I don't lose my prefect badge for attacking Ron. And next thing I know, he's hanging out with me; A Mudblood. I swear there's something wrong with Malfoy this year. (re-written a bit. Plot the same)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Distance by instraightjackets reviews
It's months after the Kamina fiasco and Stiles has been trying to distance himself from the drama of the pack. But when they realize what he's doing, the pack, specifically Derek, attempt to win him back.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
How to Train Your Boys by rachelgreene reviews
"Come on Granger. You didn't honestly think we'd just sit back and lose you to the Weasel of all people?" He had a point. She should have seen this coming. This was her ex-husband and son she was dealing with - Malfoys through and through. And Malfoys always had been an awfully possessive lot. Rated M for language and sexual references. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Louis's Teddy Bear by C.Queen reviews
Louis needs a place to crash for a month and talks family friend Teddy into letting him stay with him, having no idea just how wrapped around his little finger Teddy really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Teddy L., Louis W. - Complete
Ringbearers by C.Queen reviews
Having crossed over to the afterlife together Frodo decides to play matchmaker and insists that he and his uncle must go on an adventure together. What do they seek? Why his uncle's long dead friends, particularly Thorin Oakenshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
My Nights With You by QueenOfTheRevue reviews
Marceline is the feared ruler of the NightoSphere, but she still partakes in the meetings of Oo's royalty. Rather than actually provide anything useful to the meetings, she finds herself in a series of predicaments that involve the alluring Candy Princess. PWP, series of one-shots, rated M
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,050 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Seaswept by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi and Sasuke flee Japan in its purge of foreigners and stow away on a pirate ship where they meet a man who will change both their lives. Kisame/Itachi, Kisame/Sasuke, Kisame/Itachi/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Oh Romeo! by ShelbySabaku reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
At the End of the Line by ifyouonlyasked reviews
Follow up to If You Only Asked and Endlessly. A timeline is always in motion. Each decision, no matter how small, altering its fragile state. Places change, people too, although sometimes for the worse, and yet everything continues without pause. If Steve had known, could have predicted the future somehow, maybe, he thinks, maybe he could have stopped it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,846 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012
Three Years of Uneaten Strawberries by AlwaysHatedEssays reviews
:Vegeta/Bulma: With the threat of the androids looming over the horizon, Vegeta strives to do whatever he can to become stronger. He finds himself relying on the help of a fearless heiress with a streak of pride and sharp wit to rival his own... and somehow he begins to harbor something more than a grudging respect for her...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,153 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Romance and Reason by LadyWriter reviews
After Trunks returns Pan's life is turned upside down. Now she's having to deal with hormonal Saiyans, a possible new enemy, and family problems. Pan is caught in a battle between her brain and her heart. What's a girl to do? This is the rewrite of my other story How Do You Know Your In Love.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,525 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Trunks, Pan - Complete
Parents by neverintendedtoexist reviews
John and Sherlock have been married for 2 years, and they now have a son, Hamish. This fic is extremely fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 123,695 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
When in Doubt by ScarlettSunshine reviews
Draco has a daughter. Pansy is the mother. Or more like WAS. She's passed away and the responsibility of taking care of the baby is left for Draco. Having no idea how to handle a baby good fortune smiles upon him, in the form of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,746 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Electricity by SoulMalady reviews
A not-so-chance encounter helps merge two worlds, all because of one spark between Edward Cullen and a mysterious young man.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Harry P., Edward] - Complete
The Path of Water by Arlia'Devi reviews
Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,151 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Only Me by pwoutagonist reviews
Attack on Vampire. Eren is a vampire and has been caught by the scouting legion. Rivaille learns a shocking truth. Rated M for violence, rape, blood, and smut. IF ANY OF THESE ARE A TRIGGER FOR YOU, PLEASE DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mon Seul Désirer by XF'sFantasyX reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a wealthy, sucessful entrepreneur of Uchiha Global Communications Inc but he had a unhealthy obsession with a very beautiful, but rather young, and innocent cerulean eyed orphan. An obsession that comes with a price. SasuNaru Warning: Shota. Gift fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Shooting Star by TwilightSy reviews
Nessie's all grown up and going to high school. Her family and best friend Jacob are going with her. Find out what happens when a human girl starts making motions and overtures for Jacob's affections. Rated M for the later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 94,790 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wearing His Ring by C.Queen reviews
Things haven't been going well for Regulus Black since he died. His soul is trapped in a ring, forcing him to remain a prisioner of a homicidual ex. But things might be looking up for him now that the person wearing his ring is Teddy Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,177 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Regulus B., Teddy L. - Complete
sing a song for us little bird by taco's bell reviews
"A bird may love a fish, but where would they live?" Eren finds the answer. Mermaid!AU. RivaEre.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rock Stars by CertifyyedGoon reviews
Team Seven: the biggest band to hit the world since the Beatles. Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno rule the music scene with a rebellious, sexual flare, but not even the biggest fans know what happens behind closed doors. NaruSasuSaku- ThreesomeFic in an erotica special.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lily Potter's Biggest Secret by StrongHermione reviews
Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 454,346 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Frosted Abuse by Deadeye47 reviews
Jack has known for quite some time that Jamie has abusive parents, but has never done anything about it. But one night he walks right into the terror and he can't control his anger anymore. Slight AU and OC. Jack/Jamie slash. With abused and older!Jamie.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,873 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Puzzles and Love by BlueSkyeCloud9 reviews
When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Nights in Egypt by queenchesh reviews
In the capitol of the Lands of Fire: there was a throne to the world, a proud Pharaoh seated upon it, a haunty Prince with a devilish plan and an exotic dancer caught between it all. These are the Nights in Egypt.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,145 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Zuko, Katara
That's MY Mommy! by xDarakuxShitaxTenshix reviews
“Make sure no suitors get near your mommy, okay?” His father had given him an assignment and he was going to do it. Besides, that’s his mommy, those guys aren’t allowed to be so close to her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Little Pink House by staceleo reviews
Newly divorced and heartbroken Bella Swan moves back near her father to raise her small children. What will happen when she meets the stuck up, single Edward Cullen? Can she thaw his bitter heart or will he be a lost cause that leads her to another heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,540 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 8,070 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Peace Treaty by Hatake Sakura Love reviews
The Vampires and the Fox demons, they aren't friends but they aren't enemies. Can they join as one to fight off Orochimaru? Maybe a marriage between their sons will be just what they needed. SasuNaru KyuuIta New Story rated M 4 later NEED LONG REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Trusting you rewrote by RikuAkawaUchigaki reviews
Harry saved from abusive family, get's taken into Care by the Malfoys. Have Only Just Gone To Hogwarts, So no-one knows each other. Draco Veela, Demon cat Harry, they are Each other's mate. MPREG in Later chapters. ON HOLD, WIll CONTINUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,672 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Rest For The Wicked by The Nutty One reviews
Shane Collins, a Lykae, is outraged to find that the soul mate he has waited centuries for, is a vampire. Michael Glass, a new born vampire, is his mate. Soon, his fear of the Lykae begins to ebb as Shane begins a slow, wicked seduction. When rogue Lykae target Michael, will their desire deepen into love? And turn Michael into the fighter he was born to be? Dark Shane! Slash!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,118 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Michael G., Shane C.
Forbidden Brother by Yamanvie reviews
He knew exactly why he was suddenly and consistently impotent. It was the reason he had broken up with his girlfriend, and went on the prowl for a woman with the same physical characteristics as the man who had caused said impotence. But no woman came close to causing the level of violent reaction in him that Deidara did. - ItaDeiIta AU - Continuation to Forbidden Best Friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
The Hangover by JinnySkeans reviews
It started off as an innocent trip to Vegas shared with their friends. It ended with...well, maybe they'll tell you, if they ever remember. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Which Howl Gets to Sophie's Heart by Wassupdude reviews
Howl's ways to show his love for Sophie. Book/Movie verse. "And it was in the depths of night, when the Royal Wizard held his wife tightly to him, her back pressed intimately against his chest and his nose nuzzling her flamboyant (and natural!) red-gold hair, arms sliding around her waist and legs bending behind hers, that Howl felt the most safe, the most complete." Complete!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,177 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
You Don't See Straight by onecouldn'tsee reviews
AU focusing totally on Stiles and Derek. No other characters will be seen...at least I don't think so. Stiles finds himself in a secret werewolf community to participate in a mating run. Sterek happens. Side OC's. Warnings inside.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 172,696 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Marked For Life by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto was leaving from a long day of school and night of work when he comes across an injured person or creature in an allyway. As odd as it sounds, he didn't know whether to be horrified by the fur covered person or turned on. NekoSasu/Naru. AU. Humor. *On Hold*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,185 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Veela and his mate by HPSSflufflover reviews
During the start of his Fifth Year, Harry finds himself to be mated to the most hated professor at Hogwarts, who...doesn't hate him anymore?. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,279 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Creature of the Night by LostInYourThoughts reviews
Draco and Harry come into their inheritances on the same night with the extra added bonus of being each others mates. Then add in that Draco is a king to a dying race and Harry and Draco are being hunted, and you have yourself a Creature fic. D/s themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,405 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detention Ninjas by Octavia Brown reviews
The obligatory AU story set in high school. Why would a knucklehead, a goth and a rebel spend any time together unless they were forced to? NarutoxSakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mine by Muckefuck reviews
Judal gets permanent ink. After a quick decision, he decides the best way to use such a wondrous type of ink is to write on Aladdin. T for private parts mentioned and references to things...
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Aladdin, Judar - Complete
Alternation Nation by Chiyoku Shibata reviews
AU Slytherin!Dark!Harry. Harry befriends Draco in the hallway before the sorting. Kinda PlotAsIGoAlong...check it out and follow Harry as he discovers magic through the eyes of a Slytherin. Bad!Dumbles Good!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,422 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Innocence Lost by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
Sherlock meets a strange little girl on one of his cases and despite his loathing of children, he finds himself getting attached; so attached that he is soon helping her deal with the painful process of growing up a genius. Parental!Sherlock and Parental!John and eventual S/J *Rating Increased for Later Chapters* Beta'd by louisuperwholocked. Fanart by charlyvonkarma.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,074 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Slytherin Princess by RubyFehu reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and the gang are back at Hogwarts to redo their final year however, complications are involved Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 74,266 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Do You Call Your Lover Boy? by CokeBottleK reviews
"Nuh-uh, Evans. No way would Prongs skip out on Quidditch with me just to shag you.": Lily and Sirius make a bet for James's attention. L/J. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/3/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beloved sin by Galiko reviews
Judal seduces Sinbad by dancing for him.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Judar, Sinbad - Complete
Defining This Love by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Love (noun): 1. Something Albus doesn't quite understand. 2. Something Albus might be feeling. :: For Liza
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
When They Ask You Why by ProfessorSquirrell reviews
"...what will you tell them? That you love him and he loves you? It is the truth, after all but... it doesn't encompass everything that is the two of you. Albus and Scorpius." / For BlueEyes444
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Peas in a Pod by HP Slash Luv reviews
It's Scorpius Malfoy's first year in Hogwarts and he's always alone. Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Three of Them by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: Stiles little cousin Stella arrives in town being dropped off after her parents. Stiles loves her but he deals with werewolves on a regular bases. You never know when one might just come through your window.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] - Complete
Missing You by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: Derek leaves on pack business to New York. He has to deal with loads of supernatural crap, bullshitting alphas, stray omegas. But there's someone waiting for him to get back home.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] - Complete
Claimed by TaraJo reviews
Harry is investigating a crime when he crashes right in the middle of the Veela mating party. Five Veelas are very interested in Harry and already have him cornered, when one surprisingly familiar person jumps in for a rescue. Veela fic, possessive/protective/jealous!Draco, reluctant!Harry, referee!Narcissa, top!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Kitten and the Big Bad Wolf by Yuuseki no Yume reviews
The poor little kitty just wanted something to eat. What he got wasn't what he had in mind. SasuNaru Oneshot. Smut. Dirty words. Rated M. Kids who haven't had the 'Talk' yet stay out. P.S. If you don't like stuff like this, what are you doing here? Shoo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catch Me In Midair by Acherona reviews
Instincts were the bane of all sane men's existence, Draco knew that better than anyone. Just look at the mess his had gotten him into. Harry/Draco. Creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,537 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Try by SoulMalady reviews
Amnesiac Harry tries to adjust to life in Forks with minor mishaps and major misunderstandings happening along the way. Danger is lurking just around the corner, but he has brand new allies now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,261 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Harry P., Edward] - Complete
The Morning After (or, What Would Beyonce Pad Thai Do?) by gagewhitney reviews
There is a bony elbow poking her in the ribs.
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Danny C., Mindy L.] - Complete
Ties That Bind by dmnq8 reviews
Armageddon looms on the e Uchihas, Naruto and their children are all blissfully unaware. The ties that bind them all will be put to the ultimate test in this last installment to the Bonded and New Bonds saga. Yaoi, yuri, het. Discl. in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 591,399 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Friends by Raylou reviews
AU - Prompt: Jack and Jamie are online friends; Jamie's parents don't believe Jack is real.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Observant and Blind by desertwolf4 reviews
A young orphan is taken to the League of Shadows where he meets the masked man, the one called Bane. The man who would become his teacher, his mentor, and so much more.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/9/2013 - J. Blake, Bane
What Ifs by KarmicRuffia reviews
Scorpius wonders what his life would be without Al. Drabble-ish. Albius (Scorpius/Albus) Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Old Friends and Surfboards: Rewrite by EmpressOfEvilBunnies reviews
When the Akatsuki have to move to Florida, they need a place to stay. What better place than an old friend's of Kisame's? Rewrite of the original OOFAS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Our childhood memories by Cherry-Hime-chan reviews
Itachi has been marked as taken, by a five year old Sakura who has imprinted on him. The bond is unbreakable, and for once, Itachi wants to be disgustingly selfish. He takes Sakura along with him, revealing her to the outside world. UPLOADED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Frosted Winters by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Jamie was the first child to believe in Jack and Jack will always be there for Jamie, through the good times and the bad, as Jamie grows and learns and changes. Light Jack/Jamie.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Jamie, Jack Frost - Complete
Fais dodo, t'auras du lolo by Le Penguin reviews
Stuck in bed with the flu, Jamie ponders the involvement of ancient Mezoamerican gods and crushes on Jack. Also, Jack sings. (Jack/Jamie)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
it flew away from her reach so she ran away in her sleep by silverslivers reviews
she wants to bury herself in those tunnels again and hold onto his hand like she used to and never let go, not for anything / Rebekah, Kol and family loss.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Rebekah, Kol M. - Complete
Mark of Snow by Sakon76 reviews
Jamie Bennett has a mark on his chest. It's shaped like a snowflake. He's had it since he was ten. He doesn't think the person who gave him the mark even knows about it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jamie, Jack Frost
Lovesick for Sin by Angelas reviews
Sasuke becomes dangerously fascinated with someone. Someone who is less than half his age. SasuNaru SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
These Times by Mystrothedefender reviews
Dick and Kon, Clark and Bruce. They've been trying to hide their relationships, and they're failing.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Dracken's Mate by aprettyfacevampire reviews
Hermione awakens to learn that she is much different than any average witch or wizard,she is a Dracken. Now that her inheritance is set in place she must except her fate. Adopted from tltharp11's Mate of the Drackens-Dramionaise, M Later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,320 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Fox, the Mate and the child by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
The life story of Kyuubi and Minato's child-Naruto. Kyuubi and Minato are going to sound OOC and very over-protective of their Kit. In this story. Kyuubi is still a deamon and Minato is human.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Be-longing by ichilover3 reviews
The only place they really seemed to fit was with each other. NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Kisses by fabfkg reviews
A look into Conner and Dick's (Superboy/Robin) relationship through a series of drabbles featuring different types of kisses.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing
Their First Meeting by aero13 reviews
Sakura and Gaara meet in Suna when they are 5 years old. Sakura is forced to leave, and some of her memories are locked up. Then the mission to Wave. What happens when she finds her kekkei genkai? What one does she have? Then the chunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
How Draco Found Out by Turquoise Quill reviews
Scorpius has invited Albus to his family's cottage for a week in the summer. Away from everything, it's the perfect place to spend some quality time with his boyfriend...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Snape's Daughter by Tribi reviews
Bill was scanning her too, no doubt checking for curses, "it's as if," he suddenly mused aloud and startled Snape, "as if all of the James was drained from her..." -Harry becomes a girl and Christmas comes early for Draco. fem/Harry AU Book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,950 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3627 - Favs: 4,780 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One Day Soon by Goodbye Winter reviews
Travis has a run-in with Laurie after his mom's wedding.
Cougar Town - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Travis C., Laurie K. - Complete
Fake Left, Break Right by Ohmerta reviews
Raven is forced to work undercover as a normal, athletic teen in order to bust a criminal. A certain Titan bird is forced to acknowledge that she could possibly not be around forever, but he would never allow that. Come Hell, high water, or maybe even Red-X. -Revised-
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,933 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Raven, Robin
First Times by Vaysh11 reviews
Eight drabbles about Albus Severus/Scorpius, written for the prompts: 1. first kiss, 2. first accident, 3. first fight, 4. first time meeting the parents, 5. first time saying 'I love you', 6. first holiday, 7. first time riding brooms, 8. first time sleeping together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Stiles Has Enough by No pen names left reviews
Stiles is tired of being the pack chew toy. Not one of his better ideas. This has grown to be a series of stories about Derek and Stiles. Later chapters might be rated higher.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Taste Tester by Keyda841 reviews
Sakura is sacrificed to an 'evil god' after getting lost and seeking help from a creepy village. Instead of getting killed or eaten, this 'god' takes her back home. One thing: he's not a 'god' at all but something much worse. Full summary inside! GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Burning Desire by mixedfic reviews
Zuko never thought his mother could have such a BIG secret, maybe being a DRAGON isn't bad because Katara seems to be very interested in him and he likes it and so does his Dragon,VERY much. And now him and his dragon plan to keep her forever ZukoKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,337 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Katara, Zuko
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart of Porcelain by Dave the Wordsmith reviews
Riley's eyes are on a particular female. The problem is, does she feel the same about him?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,955 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Riley F., Jazmine D.
Trouble with Anna Kournikova by WhatBecomesOfYou
The trouble with being a college student was that people had trouble taking him seriously. Travis/Laurie. Written for Yuletide 2012.
Cougar Town - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Laurie K., Travis C. - Complete
New Year's Eve by fearlessfan reviews
Danny and Mindy make a bet over who will deliver the first baby of 2013.
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Danny C., Mindy L. - Complete
How Things Change by Purple Lex reviews
Z/K, S/Suki and slight T/Aa. My take on events following finale and some tweaks on the ending. This story is about the evolution of the characters after peace and freedom are found, and the evolution of the relationships and lives after the calm settles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 106 - Words: 393,733 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Katara, Zuko
Of needles and pins by aryajaqen reviews
He had been away for a long time, but returning was returning to her. He wondered if she would still be there, how much she had grown, if she remembered him, his lovely girl. First attempt at fanfiction, rated M for later chapters, please review and more chapters will follow. I own none of the characters, I only borrow them toplay a little.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Arya S., Jaqen H.
A Bunny To Feel Better by Cadaverlee reviews
Sophie has ended up in the Warren - again - and ends up coming down with a cold. Bunnymund would have been happy to take her back home and return to his work, only she throws a fit every time he leaves. Kids sure are cranky when they're sick. NO SLASH.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bunnymund, Sophie - Complete
Hale The Princess by LowlifeTheory reviews
Derek's been acting strange, stranger than normal, but when he buys a pink gameboy Stiles starts to get really worried, and then everything falls into place.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,387 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
He Started It by fennecfawkes
Albus/Scorpius. Albus and Scorpius explain how their relationship began to their nieces and nephews. Grandfathers Harry and Draco help. A semi-Christmas story. I so clearly did not think of these characters on my own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Call My Name by Freak-With-Issues reviews
What would have happened if Sakura had fought Gaara at her first Chunin exam? Now, they work together in his village, but things are never that simple. She still feels different around him and he still gets odd sensations in his chest only she brings on. Together, they fight feelings for each other as well as threats to both their lives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,883 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Alpha Pair by ShiningOmicron reviews
Stiles just couldn't take it anymore. His once peaceful town had turned into a mess of discord and chaos. Someone needed to do something, someone had to bring order to the steadily growing turmoil in Beacon Hills. Stiles is sad to say it might just be him. Slash. AU. Developing Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 120,161 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Club Secret by Graceful Storyteller reviews
Naruto wanted to know where his friends went every Friday night. When he's taken to Club Secret his question is answered and he becomes hopelessly entangled in the ancient battle between Vampires and Hunters. GaaNaru, ZabuHaku, ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,707 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Solace by myprofoundfantasy reviews
Having experienced a tragedy, Scorpius Malfoy remains depressed and broken. It isn't until he has to tutor Albus Potter, who coincidentally happens to be his crush, that he finds solace in the unlikeliest of people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,522 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Seven Kisses That Made Love Good by eostby reviews
In Luna Lovegood's life, seven kisses stood above all others. For the Seven Kisses Challenge on HPFC. The seven prompts were low, June, book, "I'm trying to keep it together, but I'm falling apart", feather, "The sweetest sadness in your eyes", and water. Mostly AU, with a few canon-compliant bits. Eventually Lunar Harmony (H/Hr/L). Updated May 12th, 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Food for Thought by WyrdSmith reviews
Just who is the new resident of 221C Baker Street? And why is Mycroft Holmes suddenly visiting his brother Sherlock so much more often? Slash, Rated M cuz I'm fond of lemonade, though I won't pour it til Ch4 or so. SH/HP/MH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,231 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mein Vollkommener Beschützer by Star-Struck Inu reviews
Hiccup is horrified to learn that his tribe will be journeying to a gather with the other 12 Viking tribes. Toothless is even more horrified when Stoick commands dragons to be left behind to maintain peace with the other tribes . But Toothless will not be denied in protecting his rider, no matter what. Slight Hicstrid (Edited- now with less German)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,463 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
HD 'Life, As Scheduled' by tigersilver reviews
Draco Malfoy has a plan to deal with his life at Hogwarts post the passing away of the Dark Lord: take care of his Prefect duties, finish his blasted Potions essay, shag Potter. Not necessarily in that specific order, maybe, but all three will be accomplished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 73,814 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mr Piano Man by xxdeedeexx reviews
3 things had RULED Sasuke's life; money, power and busty women. However, upon the first meeting of an oblivious blond pianist at a bar... something is removed as well as added to his life. Equal exchange as they say. RATED M later,YAKUZA FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Best Thing by 74days reviews
AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Dragon Claims and Human Change by Selim reviews
Hiccup didn't know it, but he's been chosen as a Dragon Mate. The world as he knows it changes, leaving him to decide – does he stay with humans or move on with dragons? Anthro-Toothless x Hiccup, mpreg, COMPLETE
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Love Finds A Way, Where Wolves Fear To Prey by SecretAnimosity reviews
EDITED VERSION. Warnings: MPREG and SLASH, Dark!Dominant!Veela!Draco/Dark!Sub!Mate!Harry Draco's finally able to step out from behind his father and prove himself, much to the surprise of everyone. However when he comes into a long awaited inheritance, truths come to light, and masks are shed, a shocking romance will rock the wizarding world to its core.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
chapped lips and hands on hips by comebackdean reviews
she likes to think of them as an edgier when harry met sally. mindy/danny, one shot established relationship
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Mindy L., Danny C. - Complete
Coming Out by dark-night-sky reviews
It's summer, it's a holiday, and Albus knows exactly what he wants to do in a hotel without parents and with his boyfriend. Unfortunately his boyfriend isn't putting out and it's going to take all his brain power and a little help from his brother to find out why. Oneshot. Al/Scor. Slashygoodness. Birthday for Nay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Everything by anavihs reviews
A bit of family time between Scorp, Rose and their sons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Finally by anavihs reviews
Rose and Scorp find it difficult to get time alone during Auror Training.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Girl Amongst The Wolves by venusmercurysunev reviews
Hermione Granger is taken to Fenrir Greyback's Pack and grows up with the ways of the wolves. But childish innocence and naivety can't last forever. HGxFG. Lemons, Limes, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Slight OOC and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Freshman 15 by ShelbySabaku reviews
One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Sharpie and A Chocolate Chip Cookie by Midnight Angel Sakura reviews
All she wanted to do was eat her chocolate chip cookie in peace, but Sasuke refused to let her. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inevitable by anavihs reviews
After being specifically told by her father to stay away from "the Malfoy boy," somehow, Rose finds herself drawn to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 208,653 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Man Crushes and Manic Pixie Dream Girls by 123serendipitee reviews
Russell, Dirk, and Jess make up an odd trio of role models as Nick continues to try to sort out who he is, and where he's headed in life. Surprisingly, Jess resents being labeled an inspirational figure. And I really hate writing these lame summaries, lol.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
My Little Kyuubi by Crystallia Rosenbird reviews
Sasuke is a powerful man standing in high ranks. He adopts a neko. A cute blonde, blue, bright eyed neko named Naruto. Something inside of Sasuke stirs slowly when his eyes landed on Naruto. Naruto is a excited fox neko, happy to be adopted. The two of them not knowing that the day Sasuke took him home was the day both of their lives change. *I DON'T OWN NARUTO!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK reviews
Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,798 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
More Than Just Comrades by Kazuma12 reviews
When Sasuke Uchiha begins to have intimate feelings for Naruto, he simply tries to ignore them. But after constantly having erotic dreams about the dobe and having urges to hold him, Sasuke is forced to face reality and confess his feelings. My first fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 347,241 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
New Beginnings by jadesalamander reviews
To fulfill their adoptive mother's final wish, Iruka and his family set off for a new life in a new town. One day after the siblings rescue a group of children from danger, fate intervenes and brings two very different groups of people together bound by the red string of fate. Sasu/Naru, Kaka/Iru, Ita/Dei, Nej/Gaa, Shika/Tem, Kanku/Ino. RATED M FOR A REASON! Happy reading:D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,013 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Behind Locked Doors by MelloKai reviews
After Sai cheats on her, Sakura accidentally kills Ino, her twin. She is placed in a mental instituation where she meets Gaara, among others. Gaara becomes her tormentor, determined to break her; she doesn't give in so easily, though. GaaSaku; SasuNaru; Others REWRITES UNDERWAY! Chapters 1, 7, 8, 9, and 10 edited. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,315 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Black and white by Galiko reviews
Surprisingly, Sharrkan bruises easily.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Sharrkan, Masrur
Perfect by Lady Moonwolf reviews
"Don't," I cut her off cruelly. I stood to leave and then turned back toward my broken witch. "Know this, Hermione. You are mine. You've always been mine. And I will wait for you until you realize it." Draco has fallen in love against his better judgement. Angsy one-shot from his POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hentai Uchiha's by amaai-danna reviews
Three Uchiha's shall obtain their ravenous little ukes. Small series. Extended summaries of series inside. SasuNaru ItaNeji MadaSai YAOI! (Edited & NEW CHAPTER)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Taken by the Screamer by Alightoflife reviews
Naruto wakes up one day and isn't where he is supposed to be. Sasuke kidnaps the blond with the intentions of drawing his brother to his death. He then forces Naruto to participate in his band to make Naruto's whereabouts known. SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Distractions by tvd-fan-klefan-lover reviews
Klefan one-shot! Stefan has an essay to do but the blonde Original is a bit attention-catching
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Klaus, Stefan S. - Complete
Egos and Heartbeats by Charexl reviews
After the Chitauri attack, Bruce Banner has been invited to stay at Stark Tower/Avenger Tower with his brother in science. Just settling in Dr.Banner notices he's taking a strange interest into the genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist more than he should. Of course, this seems to be no problem for Mr.Stark.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 220,678 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Sand Prince by The Book of Counted Sorrows reviews
The coffin is retrieved from the water and Sai begins the unsealing process, while Neji protects him from uninvited guests from the deep. Itachi orchestrates his team for all out battle. Gaara awakens to find the Arctic Ocean burning with black fire. Sequel to "The Minister's Son"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Gaara, Neji H.
Off White Magic by Flying Tunamonger reviews
What if history had went differently, and Albus and Gellert never parted ways? A chronicle of how it could have happened if they had not done so. AD/GG, AD/ED, Grindeldore, Alphias.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,166 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Telling Him by thebluecheat reviews
Jess is finally willing to admit she has feelings for Nick...just not to, you know, Nick.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
I Didn't Have To Leave You by Mx Barrowmaniac reviews
Luna has been in love with Ginny since they first met, but the redhead never had eyes for her. WARNING: FEMSLASH! It means a romantic/sexual relationship between two female characters, i.e. a lesbian relationship. Don't like it, don't read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
War Games by my-threesome reviews
The shinobi of Konoha have a new tradition: annual war games with Suna. Sakura is assigned as a medic to the combatants, only to find herself the object of an entirely different form of game. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3783 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Silence by skullster300 reviews
((NOTICE: THIS STORY HAS BEEN DROPPED)) Artemis likes Wally, and he doesn't know it... But Wally likes Artemis and she doesn't know it! Soon, the team gets a special mission to go undercover as a band. What happens when the fake vocals are cut in the middle of a concert?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash
It's Okay by OnAShip reviews
With nowhere else to send him, Child's Service worker Melissa McCall ends up taking her newest case, Isaac Lahey, home with her. Isaac's got a bad attitude and a habit of throwing punches. But staying with Melissa proves to be good for him. But, of course, there's Scott, who Isaac finds himself liking a bit too much, which complicates his finally okay life. Rated M for a reason.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,987 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Isaac L., Scott M. - Complete
If I Howl, Answer Me by nicci'weezy reviews
An ordinary day at work takes a drastic turn when the hospital is flooded with car accident victims. Or are they? Naruto finds himself caring for a raven haired man, one that suddenly ups and walks out of the hospital. All his injuries gone. Naruto might've just forgotten about it, but that bastard insisted on pulling him into a world he thought never existed. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,615 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Emerge by CCougar42709 reviews
Cat's home life goes to hell. Robbie's completely falls apart. How will they help each other survive?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 202,557 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
Paid In Full by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov is determined to settle things between him and Hugo Weasley once and for all. And as always it doesn't go at all the way he planned. Mini sequel to 'For 10 Galleons'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
Fade into me by AddriannaDestiny reviews
Caroline Forbes has never been happy in her human life and in a town where you either side with the vampires or the werewolves, she finds her vampire life miserable. She tries to survive in Mystic Falls unaware that the arrival of the Original family along with the most powerful Alpha in the world will awake ancient curses and a long lost hope for happiness and love. AU Meme
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 161,651 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Please, Shake Me by Ephemeral Everlast reviews
It didn't make him a coward to ask for help, to accept a pledge made by the God of Thunder that would give him reprieve from terror's grip. And in the Asgardian's eyes, Steve knew Thor thought him brave for divulging in him, for trusting him with his woes. Steve/Thor
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Show Me Your Teeth by Wolf Caper reviews
Fun with the pack. Season Two AU. Lots of changes between the friends. Everyone is a werewolf now, with a good explanation - m/m, m/f, f/f - EXPLICIT CONTENT - MA
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,684 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Happiness by WhiteIce reviews
Danny had eventually come to understand a horrifying, terrifying truth: Mindy Lahiri made him happy.
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Mindy L., Danny C. - Complete
The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Everything, a Twilight Soap Opera of Extreme Length by CharliDenae reviews
Jasper vowed to protect the Cullens' new baby daughter, but complications arise when his feelings for her change and now, he may be the one she needs protection from. Can he keep his vow, or will he let everyone down? Human - Rate M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 416,362 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Falling in Love with the Billionaire's Son by TheSwanWriter reviews
Steve Rogers is the new kid in town, that is, the city of Avengers, NY. He's also new at his school, Stark High. Somewhat shy and goofy, he's never been very good at making friends. But hey, when you start crushing on the son of said town's billionaire mayor, problems like that are less than trivial. A Steve/Tony High School AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,285 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Permission by anavihs reviews
Teddy finds the courage, with his godfather's help, to ask Bill for his daughter's hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Breaking Monotony by Ohmerta reviews
Sometimes, even for a nerd like her, college life wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Well, in the classroom, that is. GaaSaku AU drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Seek to Keep by C.Queen reviews
Oliver decides to surprise Charlie and come to Romania for a visit. Bring on the admirers, dragons, and misunderstandings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,155 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Oliver W., Charlie W. - Complete
More Than Words by Mx Barrowmaniac reviews
Albus starts Hogwarts, but things don't go quite as he expected. With less support from his brother and cousins than he hoped, the responsibility falls to his new friend, Scorpius. WARNING: SLASH! This means a gay relationship. Don't like it, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 179,490 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Star Fighters by CertifyyedGoon reviews
Born an expendable child of the royal family of Otogakure, honorable suicide is the highest thing Sasuke could ever hope to attain. His death was hoped for, expected, but not to be. Captured by the enemy, he must decide to accept death or live anew
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,528 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Households of Dignity by schroederplayspiano reviews
After magic comes to Storybrooke, August has what he needs to be a real boy again. Now that he has his life back, he must learn how to be brave, truthful, and unselfish once more. Will he try even harder to fulfill his promise to protect the savior? Will the bond between the savior and her protector threaten to tear their families apart?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,985 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Pinocchio/August B., Emma S. - Complete
Forever mine by shiverdreams reviews
"Sasuke... do you believe in reincarnation?" It turns out dealing with a band while being creatures of the night isn't all that easy, especially when sparks fly between the singer and guitarist, who have the feeling they've met before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,132 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture that! by Dropkick Sunday reviews
A goth girl that doesn't really fit in anywhere gets kicked out of school again.. So she does what she has to, go to her cousin's and try to fit in. Thing is she doesn't think she ever will. If only she knew how very wrong she was... Rated T for now.. ON HOLD 9/21/12, Will be posting more chapters soon sorry for the inconvenience
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
There's A Class For This by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
There was something about him she didn't get something… that just didn't seem human.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
What's Mine by bkgrl reviews
Later in the series, Arya goes to the Wall. After meeting Val, Arya's motivated to finally start speaking to Jon again. Rated M for a reason
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Arya S., Jon S. - Complete
A Simple Man by Mangerang reviews
Group projects are a royal pain in the neck, any hard working person with lazy group members will vouch for that. Steve often takes charge and picks up the slack however he has a hard time getting along with one self-centered Tony Stark who has been knowingly placed in his group for every project of his senior year. It'll take more than patience for them not to kill each other
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,963 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
His Only Defence by LunaCanislupus reviews
Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,550 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
The Pure and the Tainted by angelrider13 reviews
There was always one Angel and one Demon. No more, no less. One was pure, the other tainted. They could never co-exist, and yet, they find themselves inevitably drawn together. Slight AU. Soulmate!verse. Light AceLu.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 214 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 177 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Slipping Away by Allyarra reviews
The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,945 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Stiles S. - Complete
Blood Bond by The Nutty One reviews
Set during Midnight Alley. Michael is staked instead of Sam. To save his life, Shane unknowingly performs a Blood Bond. The bond of mates. Slash! BoyxBoy! Michael/Shane
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Michael G., Shane C. - Complete
Fighting Another War by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
Harry had always known that his purpose in life was to defeat the Dark Lord. Still, in an entirely different world, he had found yet another one. Two destinies to be fulfilled, two worlds to be saved and death was right behind him. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,789 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bad Faith by Jad fic reviews
Four years after Dumbledore's death, Draco Malfoy shows up at No. 12, Grimmauld Place looking for Harry Potter—who has to learn that sometimes you don't put up walls to keep other people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. AU after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 232,974 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Touch My Man Again by Ciaossu-Chaossu reviews
Principal Danzo makes the mistake of grabbing Naruto's arm hard enough to bruise, Sasuke makes sure the man won't make that mistake tective!Sasuke, fluff, hinted yaoi. Cover done by the lovely Juuria66! Check her out on deviantart yeah. EDITING HAS BEGUN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Good Morning by nsfw reviews
He was perfect. Long lean legs. Body lithe and firm. No one could stop him. And he was mine.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Against All Odds by mayawrites95 reviews
Now that the war is over Hermione thinks that her life will finally be able to get back to normal. But what happens when her world is turned upside down after she finds out that she's adopted and the twin sister of Blaise Zabini? Now she must face the pureblood world, jealous girls, harassing boys, and worst of all, her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,468 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Polymerisation by Shira Lansys reviews
Albus and Scorpius work together at the Ministry, and are drawn together like magnets, much to Albus's surprise. AlScor, written for xNomii
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Your Lap is so Very Comfortable by Robin Red R reviews
Whether it's relaxing before the fire, playing videogames with his bro, tanning at the beach… even on missions for crying out loud, Dick's head inevitably finds itself in Wally's lap. Wally can't help but think things… things he probably should not be. Very fluffy. Slash: Rob/KF Pre-Invasion.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,788 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin]
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Past, Present & Future by The Lady-P reviews
...She also wasn't wearing any knickers under his t-shirt so when she stretched up to get some plates he caught a glimmer of two rosy cheeks…he shook the thought away, this wasn't going to work...Rose/Scorpius, Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' inspired
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The most problematic mission yet by TarotTerra reviews
Thor was always a man of duty. He kept his word. So when a young mother, dying in his arms during a battle, begged that he would take care of her child, he just couldn't go back on his word now could he? But he would need some help from his teammates.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Dunderhead Duo by l0stinl0ve reviews
Hogwarts life of best friends Scorpius and Albus from the perspective of the very much alive Professor Snape. AU since Snape is very much alive and some non-canon pairings..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Soul Mate by CookieMonsterxx3 reviews
I'm 345 year old vampire and I, Sasuke Uchiha have finally found my soul mate. Out of all the vampires, werewolves, fairies, mermaids, demons. My soul mate, is a fragile, temperamental, caring, klutzy, petite human. OOCness, Romance, Humor,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
captured by anchsenamon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke get partnered up at school, naruto gets to deal with one horny, creepy Uchiha! YOAI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beyond Words by Blue Rose 01 reviews
Because there are some things that even the greatest of geniuses cannot put into words. ItaSaku, Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
coffee break by theeflowerchild reviews
AU. ItaSaku. The café is creepy and eerie and an ugly purple, but the atmosphere is nice. The employees are either overly friendly and warm or nothing, and she likes that, but, somehow, she can't get the beautiful boy who doesn't give her the time of day and makes the perfect cup of mediocre coffee out of her head. She likes that, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Incubus curse by Kalerin reviews
Raped by his uncle, Harry is now mute. Mates with Malfoy, Harry is now pregnant. Yeah, that just about sums up Harry's life right now. What else can go wrong? Oops, he shouldn't have asked that. Slash H/D Alive!Sirius Good!Snape Mpreg rape and blood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,719 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
She's Mine by phantomArtemis24 reviews
Major Spitfire. Happens after Insecurity. If you like spitfire then read it, if you don't read it anyway. Kf/Artemis. 2nd chap is about Robin and Zatanna. 3rd Kaldur/Rocket. series of one-shots. MAJOR admitted feelings.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fire and ice by Darkloverkitsune reviews
Opposites attract. This statement in itself is enough to describe Sasuke and Naruto's relationship. Especially when one is a vampire and the other possesses ancient magic strong enough to destroy him. Things could get ugly, or rather, very interesting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,956 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Little Uke by Simply Hopeless reviews
Iruka wakes up one morning to find a little suprise at his door and this suprise is demanding to see his mommy. RIGHT NOW. But when the poor chunnin finds that he's made temporary guardian of a cute blonde kitsune, what's a bachelor to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/13/2007
Reap the Hurricane by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. After the war, many people decide to leave for uninhabited but magical worlds. On the eve of his immigration to a new world called Hurricane, accompanied by his friends and godson, Harry discovers that Draco Malfoy is also on the list of emigrants. COMPLETE. Sequel on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,501 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Realize by LadyBuhg reviews
Pirates capture Zuko and Katara, leaving them mentally unstable and latched to each other. After finding his nephew and the waterbender, Iroh must keep a promise he made to the Avatar and teach him firebending. Everyone must realize what is most important in order to do what is right. Z/K
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,137 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
bathe you in the light of day by Storm Clouds and Stars reviews
Nick/Jess. 'Because I love the way you say good morning.' Nick and Jess' life as told through a series of significant mornings in their relationship.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Attraction by xXPaintingRealityXx reviews
She was 10; he was 15. He's in high school; she's in middle. When he's old enough to get in a bar, she'd barely be old enough to be accepted for a job. And strangely enough, with a five year difference in age, Ikuto finds himself strangely attracted to her. Amuto, R&R
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Jewel Amongst Stones by Eschient reviews
AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,063 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Broken by Acherona reviews
Naruto looked forward to a whole summer streched out before him along with his best friend. Returning from a trip he had never expected this. Chibi fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Friend by WarriorQueen124 reviews
He was searching for the ring. The one he was going to give to Sakura to make her his forever. Instead, he found out that his mother likes to spy on him. AU. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Justice League Academy: Obstacles by YourAngelicVampyre reviews
The world will always need its heroes. Unfortunately, the Justice League won't always be around to save the world. So, an institute for young heroes was established where they will hone in their skills and powers. Thirty students must band together and face the obstacles that could very well kill them. With a serious threat lurking about, will they survive? RobRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,985 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Raven, Robin
As Good As Dead by Im2xshy reviews
AU - Eric discovers QSA is sending Bill Compton to procure a human from his area and gets to her first.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,924 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
When a stranger calls by nada129 reviews
A mysterious creature appears from hell to warn his sister Raven about another prophecy that is about to start, but this one is stronger than the last. Can the teen titans stop it or will the fail? Rob x Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Raven, Robin
The Shadows by wishmaker101 reviews
With Naruto's eighteenth birthday looming around the corner, strange things start to happen as he is forced into submission from an all too familiar presence that's been following him around for years. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,321 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blame it on the Alcohol by Night Yagami reviews
Jiraiya catches Orochimaru doing something rather unexpected, triggering a chain reaction of crazy new discoveries. Yaoi, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
An Unexpected Courtship by Sweet-Hearted SilverEars reviews
This is another Harry/Draco fic that I've been working on. It has nothing to do with my other two, and is quite different from them and a little out there, but I love it just the same! Creature fic. Dominant Draco/Submissive Harry. Male Pregnancy Warning. Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 73,962 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nicotine And Alcohol by InactiveNaruGaaAccount reviews
Gaara never imagined spending his life working in a dirty café. Then again, he never imagined encountering a cocky blonde man demanding for his number either; especially when he was now sat in the arrogant teenager's lap. NaruGaa AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Experiments in Human Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 214,093 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Black Heart by Speechless Lady reviews
Amu and her friends are a part of the gang Black Heart. Their rivals, The Lynx sent them a letter saying that they would like to become an alliance. Can they trust the Lynx? Or will they just stab them in the back? Kutau Kaiya Rimahiko OC X OC and AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,755 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
The Many Ways To Kill Sasuke by Ohmerta reviews
The Uchiha is back in town. With Gaara somehow getting sucked along for the ride, Naruto and Arina OC think it's about time he receive his just desserts. It's just fortunate that Uchiha Itachi loves dessert. First crack ever! Implied GaaSaku. T for some language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
You Look Good in my Clothes by OokamiHybrid reviews
John has the habit of stealing clothes from Bane as he sees fit. Bane can't help but love the way his sweatshirt looks drooping low over a pale shoulder. A fill for the TDKR meme.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Bane, J. Blake - Complete
Vices by denytheworld reviews
The things Ace would do to get Smoker's attention... smoace
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
Forbidden Best Friend by Yamanvie reviews
Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Daddy by Nitroid reviews
Ichigo swallows several pills Grimmjow drops from a bottle as they duel, & shrinks into a child. As punishment, Aizen makes Ichigo Grimmjow's liability. A heated battle for possession of little Ichigo between Shinigami & Espada begins.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Breathe, Baby, Breathe by Broken.is.my.name reviews
PTSD, Mental Instability. Mix with hot-tempered red-heads and a possessive yet cold unyielding blond who's got a wicked tongue, and you've got yourself just a normal day in Harry Potter's life. Oh..and what's this about a baby? Summary Inside, Rated R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
I Knew by makoshark reviews
The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Founding of Genosha by Askevron reviews
Erik/Charles - d/s Erik is a powerful Sentinel who has no idea he needs a Guide to complete him when he finally tracks down Shaw. Then Charles rescues him from the ocean, and he finds himself inexplicably drawn to the younger mutant...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,806 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
I Spy by Lost to the Hoping reviews
The world as we know it isn't so black and white. With the return of a spy hidden within Akatsuki, Konoha is thrown into an uproar, and Sakura's stuck in the middle. ItaSak. Cover belongs to elanorchuah on dA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,385 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets of The Moon by aprettyfacevampire reviews
The lure of the moon calls to me,telling me its secrets. Raised by werewolves since she was three, Hermione Granger isn't really who you think she is. As the Dark Lord closes in secrets get let out. Suddenly werewolves aren't the least of her worries. Fenrir Greyback has a lot of explaining to do. But then again so does Draco. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,152 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Draco Makes a Difference by slaysvamps reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured and brought to Malfoy Manner, Draco realizes he has to protect his mate at all costs. Veela-fic one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On the Other Side by murtagh799 reviews
"I ingested veela blood last week and all I want to do now is fu- I mean have sex with you!" He really didn't seem pleased with the idea. DRAMIONE. Coarse Language, Sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,666 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 8,544 - Follows: 4,826 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Alexandra by Gallopin' Gorgons reviews
After restoring her parents memories, Hermione finds out she isn't who she always believed to be. However, she decides not to let this new development affect her live at all. Problem is, life does seem to happen when you're busy making other plans. Especially, when a charming Draco, a meddling Narcissa and 2 rogue Death Eaters turn it upside down. M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 125,773 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Union Most Difficult by fermorge reviews
Veela!Draco When Draco turns 18 and realizes that his mate is someone in the castle, what does he do? Submits to a test to find and claim her, of course. Lemon, Rated M, Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Salvation of the Dark Clans by llwild1992 reviews
The honorable clans of Haruno and Uchiha have feuded for millennia. With a pact sealed in blood Uchiha will seek to destroy them, the children of these two houses are fated mates, forbidden yet undeniable. Can they choose each other? Or Death? DISCONTINUED, DUE TO THE FACT THAT I WAS 14 WHEN I STARTED AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS THINKING...SORRY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,598 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Life Starts Now by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
NaruSasu Sasuke had been hardened by his life; he built walls up to protect himself. When he goes to college he meets his roommate, Naruto, who wants nothing more than to tear his walls down. Reposted/Revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,835 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Static From Your Arms Its a Catalyst by Casteline reviews
Isaac is injured in battle. Stiles and Derek are worried. Also, Erica and Boyd keep sniffing Stiles. Sterek and Mama!Stiles
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Coffee in the Evening by Charmante reviews
Title from So Impossible by Dashboard Confessional. Heartbroken, Hermione Granger accidentally turns to the least expected person for comfort over coffee. Rating upped to M for chapter 11. AU/postwar. HG/DM LL/HP PP/RW GW/BZ DG/TN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rain Angel by Darker Aria reviews
When Jade found Cat in the rain, she learned that Cat has a secret that turned even her parents against her. While trying to figure out that secret, she also has to figure out her own feelings for Cat that seem to come out of nowhere. First Cade fanfic.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,090 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Cherry Weasel by verabeachylucia reviews
Since the dawn of time the Uchiha have put friends and enemies alike under a spell with their Sharingan. But what happens when a certain medic unknowingly puts the Uchiha prodigy under a spell with her own mesmerizing eyes? "I will have her."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,838 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
When Three Equals One by China Dolly reviews
Shikamaru Nara, six years old, survived a kidnapping but had to create two alternates to save himself. Now, years later how is his life affected by that fateful kidnapping and how does his boyfriend deal with it when he finds out? Child-abuse; Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,756 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Wicked Dreaming by C.Queen reviews
Next door neighbors Albus and Scorpius have accidentally bought matching earrings, and there's more to the pieces of jewelry than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,263 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
House of Cards by JaneDoe39 reviews
"Not inside the house," she told him by way of answer. "Then why'd you buy them?" he pulled the cigarette away, throwing it haphazardly onto the table. "Because I thought you were dead. But now you're not, so rules still apply." He said something that sounded suspiciously like, "Damn man can't smoke in his own damn house," but died away under the press of her lips against his.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,844 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kidnapping by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke sat up on his plush bed,dark eyes wide as saucers. Of course! How could he not have thought of it before? It was so obvious it hurt—his pride, that is. He was supposed to be a genius for Kami's sake! Haruno Sakura was Uzumaki's weak spot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 137,090 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Slytherin's Secret by Pantherstrike reviews
Harry and Draco help clean out the Black home and find out exactly how the rivalry of slytherin and Gryffindor came to be. it was in fact a misunderstood lover's quarrel. Of salazar and godric. Slash. SSGG HPDM SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Godric G., Salazar S.
Gravity by AddriannaDestiny reviews
The more they fought to stay away from each other the more they seemed unable to be apart. Pure gravity seemed to always pull them back together. And this would forever be their greatest weakness. Set somewhere after Season 3, Episode 14 - Dangerous Liaisons
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 201,528 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Horizon by JinnySkeans reviews
She rejects her past, while he runs from his. They leave nothing behind except everything. College AU. SasuSaku, others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,717 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
HD 'ASP' MPREG Fest 2012 by tigersilver reviews
HarryDracoMPREG Fest Submission 2012. The mysterious 'Asp' runs a club for gay Wizards and Harry Potter happens to walk into a pub. Disguised. Months later, Draco Malfoy receives the shock of his life: he has a brand new infant son called 'Albus! A terrible, horrible thing, for Malfoys are never named 'Albus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aftermath by LaylaBinx reviews
Steve and Thor develop a bit of a post-battle routine in the confines of their rooms. SLASH! Please don't read if this offends you!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Black is the colour by Paralelsky reviews
When Tony Stark's personal life goes downhill, his reckless behaviour puts him in danger. Steve has had enough, he has to call for back-up, he just doesn't know who he's getting on the phone. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Almost Perfect, Almost Yours by BelleOfSummer reviews
A pureblood family abducted Hermione when she was born due to their desperation for a daughter. In a world of beauty & wealth, she has become Draco Malfoy's dream girl.What will hap