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Joined 01-21-01, id: 37645
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Andromeda, and Good Omens.
That's right, I'm Thephoenix. The original. Like the Beatles were the original boy band, I'm the original TP. I digress. The other TP on is probably a superb author.

I am but the meer shell of a taco. I'm like a phoenix rising up out of Arizona.

I have a guilty confession to make: The homepage link in my profile is actually just a link to my chum's message board. But if you like message boards, or debating, go there and hang.

Thephoenix, more commonly known as TP or Phoenix, lives in a rather large house in Texas that is hot as hell and twice as fun. She loves comedy and one day wishes to either have her own sit-com or do stand-up. She claims she idolizes no one, but can occasionally be heard calling Greg Proops, David Spade, and the Kids in the Hall "God." She tends to ramble. Why am I speaking in the third person??? Well...anyway...the point is, knives are pointy, so try not to kill yourselves.

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The Chaos Begins by caius julius reviews
Chapter 18+19: All of a sudden, Draco Malfoy seems to want to meet Harry. Is it just a ploy or is there more to it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,211 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 5/28/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harper's Day Out by Thissa reviews
Harper goes to a science convention during one of his days off. One of the machines, however, really catches his eye...
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2001 - Published: 4/3/2001
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Worst Case Scenario reviews
J.R.R. Tolkien slaved for years to create his masterpiece: The Lord of the Rings. Millions of people read and enjoyed it. But one day, the book fell in to the wrong hands. The time has come, Tolkien. The parody is on.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002
What's in a name? reviews
Short story, about an unfortunate occurance at a pub, concerning names.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2002
Fallen for you, and now I can't get up reviews
Extremely short fic, Trance's POV. Primarily, it's humor, so don't take this TOO seriously. Emphasis on the shortness!!!
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/12/2002
For No One OR Game of Cruelty reviews
I don't support 'ships. I don't wanna get caught up in that mess. This song just kind of inspired me. So, keep in mind, this is NOT a 'ship I frequently support. It's my first angst.... Go me!!! I wrote something other than comedy!!!
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/16/2002
James POTTER's Titanic reviews
From Lily and James meeting to Harry's birth, all on a boat(in tow days, mind you). What happens when James POTTER directs instead of James Cameron???Read to find out. Rated PG for references to sex(and mau=ybe some language, I don't remember)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2001
CrazyLand Fairy Tales reviews
Harry Potter, Grim Fairy tales, and louds of other crap collide to create this mostrosity. ENJOY, AND LOOK FORWARD TO MORE!!!*~scream~* NO, I DON'T WANT ANYMORE, TAKE IT AWAY!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/10/2001