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Joined 02-27-12, id: 3765830, Profile Updated: 09-05-13
Author has written 16 stories for Death Note, Sherlock, and Radio Dramas.

Name: Xinde is my Chinese name. I would type it here in Chinese, but it keeps disappearing. It's pronounced like sheen-duh. Oh, don’t bother.

Profile pic: Q mug! Drinking Earl Grey from my Q mug is the highlight of my day.

Age: too old to be on this site, too young to care.

Gender: Well, take a guess.

I'm also on AO3, under the same username. Not all my works are over there yet, nor will all of them ever be. I'm not quite sure about this managing two sites at once thing yet. But take a look at AO3 in general - amazing stuff there. Especially their James Bond, Sherlock, Bondlock...definitely more of a Western slant than FFN. Very good stuff. Very.


Manga/Anime fandoms and pairings:

Death Note: OTP* Matt/Mello, L/Light, Mello/Near, Gevanni/Near, Matt/Mello/Near (Tierfal is the best at this), Namikawa/Mido (surprisingly, there are about 5 really good ones for this)

Bakuman: Shujin/Saiko; Yamahisa/Shizuka; Kosugi/Nanamine; Fukuda/Yujiro

Fullmetal Alchemist: RoyEd, RoyHughes

Naruto: SasoDei, NaruSasu, ShikaTem, Zabuza/Haku, KakaIru, Naruto/Gaara (d'awww), Suigetsu/Juugo (I know, wtf), okay fine I guess I'll do the rest of the Akatsuki ships - KakuHida, KisaIta, NO Tobi/Zetsu, especially not in light of Tobi's newly-revealed and long-expected identity. NO Pein/Konan, I think they're really above that stuff.

No. 6: NezuShi


Shows/Movies fandoms and pairings

Harry Potter: Drarry, Snarry (At first I was kind of squicked by various aspects, the good-'evil' pairing, until I realized Harry has a dark side, too, and that a normal, happy, sane, good person couldn't possibly handle him long-term. Then Draco and Snape come into the picture, and woah, here we have messed-up lives at their finest, although the cross-generational thing with Snape got me for a while, but I overcame that too, and all was well.)

Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly? Although it really doesn't work beyond a platonic level. Like, they can kiss a bit. But it doesn't get any heavier. Because that's just not how they work. They're a team, a partnership.

Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit: Bagginshield and nothing else really. LOTR weirdly doesn't seem very shippy to me. It's probably to do with how good and noble everyone is.

Sherlock: OTP* JOHNLOCK, Mystrade, Lestrolly, MorMor, Sheriarty on cloudy days

James Bond (Craig movies, mostly Skyfall): 00Q (and then this makes for excellent Bondlock with Q as the youngest Holmes :D)

Avengers (movies): I don't actually read much fic for this, but I guess Steve/Agent Phil Coulson? I need to rewatch the movies and fall in love with everyone again (well, everyone BESIDES Loki, who already holds the darkest part of my heart).


Death Note Stories!!! (in alphabetical order)

Cherry on Top: L/Light, bedtime argument, not what you expected - enough said. Complete.

Cinderella: L/Light/L, based on the fairytale, starring Beyond as the evil stepmother and Ryuk as a professional stylist. It's not as cracky as it sounds; humor and seriousness in equal parts. Complete.

Cracks in the Mirror: Collection of humorous instances, all pairings and characters. I'd point you to Misa's Spelling Lessons and Holy Virgin first, but they're all somewhat snicker-worthy. This gets updated whenever I feel like it, which is not frequently, lately.

Dear Admissions Committee: Real college essay prompts, written in the character of nine of our favorite faces. As such, they contain serious content that will make you use your brain - with exceptions, of course *cough Mello cough* My personal favorites were Beyond, L, and Light's. Complete.

Liebestraum: Franz Liszt's beautiful piece for solo piano is the soundtrack to this piece, but you don't have to be a classical music aficionado to like it. Light meets an unexpected person in an unexpected place. Really, it's the whole escape-from-boredom thing that most non-Kira AUs employ. But the sex is good! (I think...hehe maybe not.) This may be continued in the future. That's a strong *may* be.

Psychopath: Thinking Outside the Box: Oneshot, Wammy's era, A assesses B's mental condition via the popularized psychopath test and unwittingly sets the scene for his own death. Darkly humorous, not for the self-righteous. Complete.

Rest in Peace: Comprises two unrelated chapters of minimalistic, deathbed Light cogitating and spiritualizing. Complete.

Sacrilege: Matt and Mello do more than have sex in a cemetery. Matt-centric, lots of angsting about dying and Kira and shit. Complete.

Sleepwalking: Post-series, Linda looks at a portrait of Light through an artist's eyes. Kind of off the beaten track of the Death Note fandom, but worth it all the same. Complete.

Sleep Disorders: L/Light, true crack, more bedtime arguing, but there is a plot and everything. Post-Higuchi Kira case, Rem involved. Who knew I could write two thousand plus words on a pun? Complete.

Snow White: Mello/Near, another fairytale idea. Near = Snow White, Mello = prince, Light = evil stepmother. Got rather out of hand, I'm stuck at the part where Near is supposed to go to the seven dwarves. Most likely discontinued.

Stardust: Near remembers the ones who left him behind. Death day fic. Sad. Complete.

That Is the Question: Matt/Mello/Matt. Long story short: what was twenty years of life without knowing each other like for the two? Matt isn't suicidal, but he is more than a little unhealthily okay with his own death. Mello clings to life with a contrasting tenacity that may just bring Matt back from the edge. Complete!

Wild Nights: Interlude between chapter 5 and 6 of That Is the Question. There's nothing to be missed if you don't read it except some obligatory smut and feelings. Complete.


Sherlock Stories

Wedding Rings: Sherlock wearing a mood ring, that is all.

I used to have one on here called The Last Word, a kind-of-not-really crossover with Skyfall applying 007's word associations to John after The Fall, but its reception was so appallingly poor that I took it down. If you want to read it, I can send it to you (I thought it was ok, ok? But clearly it wasn't).


Cabin Pressure

Quantum Mechanics at Forty Thousand Feet: The MJN crew discuss Schrodinger's cat. Really, what else can I say?


I am a great fan of Constructive Criticism. No, that is not an FFN author or story, it is something YOU as a reader can give to ME. Why should you give that to me? Well, consider this: I wrote these stories with the intent of making YOU happy. And myself to some extent, but for some reason I struggle to write anything that is not crack humor or rambly philosophy, i.e. romance and sentiment, which is 99.9% of this site. (now that I've checked, the statistic for Death Note is closer to 50%, but that's not counting all the unclassified fics and the romance-y ones that hide behind names like angst and humor [ok, CUT mini-rant]). So uh... if you're still following this train of thought, please REVIEW, criticize CONSTRUCTIVELY, and make me HAPPY. Because hopefully I made you happy? Or at least not sad...

And I guess you can flame, too, if you like. Just 'cause I figure if you find my story so disagreeable, you probably won't have much in the way of constructive criticism anyways. And I would admire you for having a strong enough stomach to read a fic you think is icky but still managed to review. ... Besides, I could never write something so horrible that someone would want to flame ... could I? D:


What else is supposed to be on this profile thingie?

I like to read and write? You could not have seen that coming. Well, I like to write more than just fanfiction. I actually prefer personal essays and memoirs. I also play flute. (How is it possible for this paragraph to be this incoherent?) But none of my fanfiction characters will ever play flute, or any instrument, because that would be projecting too much of me onto them. I also like to make origami, thanks to Konan from Naruto.

Well, in high school, I kept a pretty regular diary, and on occasion it was actually filled with some illuminating stuff. The rest of the time it was occupied with yammering about some stupid boy, lol. And I do some creative writing, but none of it is really suited to the readership of this site. So, hehe.

Aha! Speaking of angsting about stupid boys, I'm bisexual. But I might as well be asexual.

I think that still doesn’t say much about me. Bumbumbum. I make weird sounds when there are elephants in the room. You know, just to fill the silence. And possibly woo the elephant over so that he'll be nice to me and everyone else will go away.

Hm, it occurred to me to say that I'm an introvert. It may be that I am more hyper online than IRL. Isn't everyone?

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XO by Mirith Griffin reviews
When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,270 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Third Time Lucky by Spades 44 reviews
L enters another afterlife, fights crime, eats cake, and attempts to find the love of his life. Along the way, he meets a lot of mass murderers from his past. Some are more welcome than others. Features most characters from the DN canon. Sequel to Second Chances - does not stand alone. Matt/Mello. L/Light. Some other pairings.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,127 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/24/2013 - L
Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
My Fair Captain by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
(Cabin Pressure) Martin is invited to a fancy party by The Princess of Liechtenstein, and the crew of MJNAir make sure he's prepared.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
A hundred visions and revisions by Elixir.BB reviews
It's taken a decade, untold amounts of heartbreak, three boyfriends on her part, quite a bit of possessiveness on his, a Consulting Criminal, a dominatrix, a fake death, a web of spiders and a resurrection for him to finally get it right.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Second Chances by Spades 44 reviews
Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 449,968 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - L - Complete
The Lists We Make by xPhineasx reviews
There is no moral to this story, but if you are the kind of reader who insists on one, it is about this: An Agent, his Quartermaster, and the ways in which their lives crisscross. 00Q, a series of vignettes.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 2/R - Complete
Folie à deux by Sychronergy reviews
"Lawliet," Doctor Light Yagami said firmly, "There is no Mu. There is no Death Note. You're in a hospital – a mental hospital." AU/Alternative Ending.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - L, Light Y.
Domesticated Dead by Leather and Stripes reviews
The Columbus Code was more a set of guidelines than a bible, a way to survive Zombieland. But life's never predictable, and rules are made to be broken. A Zombieland AU in two parts, starring Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Matt, Mello
Ashes and Bonfires by The Eye of the Crow reviews
Raito and Teru both survive that fateful day in the warehouse and escape to Europe. However, Teru's faith in Raito is shattered: Why would God need a plan B? Raito/Mikami, slightly AU. Be careful and don't dance, or you'll drop down cold as stone. Oh, but I did dance, and I dropped down cold as stone, Teru thought. But then I stood up, and now I'm beginning to feel warm again.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Smoke and Bullets by harlequindreaming reviews
You don't always choose who you fall in love with; you take what you get and it's enough. But between Gameboys and gunshots, chocolate and cinders, Mihael Keehl and Mail Jeevas find that sometimes, it isn't. Not for people like them. [INDEFINITELY ON HIATUS]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,869 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Mello, Matt
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Back of the Tiger's Hand by thundercow reviews
The trials of dating a girl with a black belt in karate. — Takagi, Kaya.
Bakuman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Takagi A., Kaya M. - Complete
Room 89 by reconquista reviews
If you believe in true love, age doesn't mean a thing. Or differing views on art. Because Sasori is definitely a realist, while Deidara prefers impressionism.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pax americana by emma de los nardos reviews
As John is preparing to leave 221B, Sherlock forces his hand with a surprise trip to NYC. But will Sherlock ever understand sentiment? Will John trust Sherlock not to harm him? NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,442 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Proof of Life by Emily Waters reviews
Seven years after the Second Wizarding War, Severus Snape is found alive. Not many believe his innocence. Disoriented and damaged, after seven years of torture at the hands of Death Eaters, Severus finds refuge in Harry Potter's home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 145,706 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
starlight all over by Seynee reviews
Kaya wonders if this is all there is. — Takagi, Kaya.
Bakuman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Takagi A., Kaya M. - Complete
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light decides - not bothering to ask L's opinion - that while L will always be Kira's enemy, he can still be Light's boyfriend. So naturally he's supposed to spend Christmas with L and his family at Wammy's, right? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Seven by Emily Waters reviews
Being Harry's slave is better than Azkaban. Being Snape's owner is probably worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Heat Wave by Mirith Griffin reviews
Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Denouement by gingeringfigs reviews
As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Your Chance to Rewrite the Bible by mnemonica reviews
2ch will have his ass before you do.
Bakuman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Takagi A., Nanamine T. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
In Hopes of a Miracle, by Atreyl reviews
A folded letter laid outside in the hallway of an apartment complex. In loopy handwriting, the first words were: 'Dear Santa...'
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide by Tierfal reviews
Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Spelling by angeltrap reviews
It was Mello and Matt's dying day, L said, Near would be feeling lonely. He needed company, even though the spirits of the dead were hardly what a regular human being would have considered "company". angsty-fluffy friendship oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Handcuffed by MoonlightM4gic reviews
MxM, Matt and Mello get captured and are handcuffed to a pole together. Their initial escape plan is foiled and a different plan comes to mind. Rated M for violence, language, and smexy LEMONS
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
You're 38, Light by Sashocirrione reviews
On Light's 38th birthday, he has a special visitor, triggering many memories. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Father Forgive by Kaze Kimizu reviews
Mello's need to repent is so great that he can't help but punish himself to seek favor in God's eyes. Luckily, Matt's there to screw it all up and show Mello what true worship is like. MattxMello - Warning: Sex in a Church.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Eternity Ends With An Explosion by Caelice reviews
AU. Against his better judgment, Sasori cares for an injured Deidara, all the while convincing himself that it was only to satisfy his own curiosity as to why he was hurt in the first place. SasoDei, Kakuhida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Beyond by Catmoongirl reviews
Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,634 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Prices We Pay by Pandora Culpa reviews
Only life is equivalent to another life. Warnings for gore, and major manga spoilers for chapters 76-77, and possibly a little before and after those. Please read responsibly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Madara's True Goal by laurelsblue reviews
Utter crack. Madara's finally achieved his goal and Yamato really wishes he hadn't. Light spoilers for 463. fem!Madara/Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Madara U., Yamato - Complete
Heart in Armor by Roving Otter reviews
Sasori never wanted a new partner, particularly not a loud, hot-headed, inexperienced brat. Then he finds himself feeling things he hasn't felt in years. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Good Things by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Hal gets home from work intent on releasing her tension through Mello, but she gets more than she bargained for.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Mello, Halle L. - Complete
Denouement by Meloxxy reviews
Actions speak louder than words. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Chocolate Always Loves You Back by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Dead People by Tierfal reviews
Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Canta Per Me by hasu86 reviews
AU. In a crumbling Japan ruled by Syndicates and paid for in blood, Haruno Sakura lives behind flying silver bullets and lazy white smoke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Coming of Age Secrets by Emily Waters reviews
When one dark secret leads to another... and another... and another... and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Light Likes Cock by ErmengardeSecret reviews
The coarse and vulgar language is both quite apt and yet alien to the bizarre compulsion that has suddenly stricken Light. He is filled with self-loathing, driven mad by an intense yet not really sexual impulse that no one could understand. Least of all L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
1923, The Only Fault by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Touché by Tierfal reviews
When he smiles, he is downright destructive. Mido/Namikawa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - S. Mido, R. Namikawa - Complete
Sexual Magic by Emily Waters reviews
Ancient form of sexual magic is discovered: in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry needs to shag Snape. To save the world, Harry sets out on a quest to bed Snape, appealing to all fanfiction cliches known to man to get the job done. Humor, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Your Move by Emily Waters reviews
Post-War. AU. Harry has a crush on Snape, and a strange game of chess brings it to light. Warnings: BDSM, dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry, chess sex, and general silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Music by Mikanis reviews
Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,951 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - L, Light Y.
Salt by Alien ABC's reviews
He doesn't understand, but he obeys. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Mind Games by wild-filly reviews
REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,067 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
Czech Mate by Tierfal reviews
Of grimy mirrors, new scars, and counterfeit Czechs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Desideratum by Serria reviews
L didn't have a real name and he finds his immunity to the Death Note tragic. Light joins him on his journey of self discovery when Interpol joins the task force in finding Kira. The battle of the wits between detective and suspect isn't over. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,264 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Light Y., L
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
St Antony by Mikanis reviews
I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Symbiotic Lust by Wryly Fantarding reviews
[CGH] [PWP] Genma teaches Hayate that being a ninja has significant advantages in the bedroom, or by the river... [GenHaya]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Chronicles of the Deceased by wild-filly reviews
The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,155 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/4/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Gratitude by Bil reviews
Snape tortures Harry. Not HBP compliant. SS, HP, LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Dance by kimi no vanilla reviews
When you go, leave behind something beautiful. Hayate and Genma.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Production Commencing by Eggo Waffles reviews
The cast of the 'Harry Potter' series has been trapped in the bowels of a metaphysical literary dressing room for the past two years. How will they react when they learn that Book 6 has been finished? Written pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu reviews
Snape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Cabin Pressure: Quantum Mechanics at Forty Thousand Feet reviews
In which Martin, being Martin, tries to explain a scientific rationale to Arthur, who, being Arthur, completely misses the point. Meanwhile Douglas, being Douglas, silently chortles to himself at the folly of the masses, and Carolyn, being Carolyn, remains conspicuous through her absence. And of course, the cat, being the cat, remains indefinitely dead or alive.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Wedding Rings reviews
Deduction: John Watson may be hinting at discussing marriage by fobbing off a 50-pence ring on Sherlock Holmes. Resolution: John Watson is going to regret not properly proposing to Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Liebestraum reviews
In which misuse of musical instruments, mocking of Misa, and much quoting of maudlin writings combine to pursue the common goal of getting L and Light to have sex on a piano. Now that you know the punch line, go and read the finer details.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Light Y., L]
Stardust reviews
Near contemplates the ones who left him behind. Death day fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sacrilege reviews
Live like you're dying is their motto, and what better place to mourn life and celebrate death than in the house of the dead? Alternate title: Matt and Mello Sex in a Cemetery. Now that I have your attention...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
Wild Nights reviews
A lil' pre-holiday/world's end smut for you all. Matt and Mello are here to help you deal with the ending of the Mayan calendar and the beginning of their new (sex) lives together. Set between chapters 5 and 6 of That Is the Question, but previous readership not necessary.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
That Is the Question reviews
Life is for the living, but the living are also dying. Matt's never really known the difference, at least, until the reaper comes for him in an unexpectedly heavenly guise. This is a story of transformation and rebirth. Please come to it with a serious but not too serious mindset. [Matt/Mello canon with AU elements] [COMPLETE!]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,367 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
Psychopath: Thinking Outside the Box reviews
Beyond Birthday takes the psychopath test and gives some rather unexpected answers. No worms were harmed in the making of this fic. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - BB, A - Complete
Cracks in the Mirror reviews
My very own Death Note collection of humorous fics! Latest chapter: Matt and Mello discuss the chemical implications of Wammy's House monikers. I do hope this idea hasn't been done before.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Matt, Mello
Sleep Disorders
L and Light are two geniuses that differ from most people in every possible way. For starters, the average person wouldn't suspect their boyfriend of having an affair with a death god.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Light Y., L] - Complete
Snow White reviews
Near sees everything: right and wrong, light and dark, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. The one thing he didn't see was the very one that would change his life the most. Loosely based on the fairytale Snow White. Discontinued.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Near, Mello]
Cherry on Top reviews
L and Light have a rather... unusual argument. Who would have thought?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Light Y., L] - Complete
Dear Admissions Committee reviews
The Death Note characters apply to college! Read their thoughtful and occasionally humorous application essays. Serious moments are serious. DON'T hold me liable if you try this in your own essays and it doesn't work. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sleepwalking reviews
Linda ponders the mystery of living, dreaming, and sleepwalking as relevant to Kira. Serious Linda, not ditzy Linda. A bit rough on the philosophy, but at least you'll come away with some fancy quotes to spout at impressionable people.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Linda - Complete
Rest in Peace reviews
A god cannot die, but a human pretending to be god certainly can. Two little ficlets on Light Yagami's philosophy. A little plot in the first chapter. Guaranteed required use of brain, not much sympathetic nervous system.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Light Y. - Complete
Cinderella reviews
Everyone's favorite fairytale adapted to Death Note! L bakes apple pie, Ryuk is a fashionista, Light gets poisoned, and the Grimm Brothers roll in their graves. This is actually a serious attempt. As in, not completely crackish. A two-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - [Light Y., L] - Complete