*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.

Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.

Sometimes Sirius watches Remus smoke, and all he can think of is how he'd like to be smoked by Remus Lupin, all lips and tongues and fingers.. Yes, you guessed, another Sirius/Remus slash story...I can't seem to write anything else

Ryan Howard has to close this sale or he's gone for good.

Ron and Hermione spend some well-earned quality time together.

Harry's a teacher at Hogwarts. It's mostly boring, but he likes it that way. Snape likes it that way, too. HPSS slash. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows: explanation in the opening notes.

Post Season 3 opener Pam's learning who she is and what she wants, and how sometimes you have to fight for what you want. Rated M for one or two or twelve chapters...

Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco

Lavender Brown would do anything to pass her Potions final. [Double drabble, 200 words]

NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

Halloween, Marauder style. Remus wonders about Sirius' cheap cliche of a costume, and Sirius gives Remus a Treat...or is that a trick? And James strikes out with Lily.

Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.

HGSS A short story. Complications arise in Hermione and Severus' budding relationship.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.