elvencherry07
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Joined 04-27-03, id: 376635
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi.

Re: HBP

Too old, too poor, too gay.

Capisce?

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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Smoke by MissLoonyxXx reviews
Sometimes Sirius watches Remus smoke, and all he can think of is how he'd like to be smoked by Remus Lupin, all lips and tongues and fingers.. Yes, you guessed, another Sirius/Remus slash story...I can't seem to write anything else
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cute Boys Wear FootJoys by Solo Ensemble reviews
Ryan Howard has to close this sale or he's gone for good.
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008
Simply Irresistible by hermionepuckle reviews
Ron and Hermione spend some well-earned quality time together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite the Shilling by Annie D reviews
Harry's a teacher at Hogwarts. It's mostly boring, but he likes it that way. Snape likes it that way, too. HPSS slash. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows: explanation in the opening notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,261 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Distance Learning by time4moxie reviews
Post Season 3 opener Pam's learning who she is and what she wants, and how sometimes you have to fight for what you want. Rated M for one or two or twelve chapters...
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,629 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anything by Captain James reviews
Lavender Brown would do anything to pass her Potions final. [Double drabble, 200 words]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Under the Sheets by StarryGazer reviews
Halloween, Marauder style. Remus wonders about Sirius' cheap cliche of a costume, and Sirius gives Remus a Treat...or is that a trick? And James strikes out with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Adunatio by Vixenette reviews
Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Reason by rhitmcshanm reviews
HGSS A short story. Complications arise in Hermione and Severus' budding relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/8/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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Morsmordre reviews
Dialogue fic based on GoF movie. Snape and Barty Crouch discuss Dark Marks, and, er, other things. Slashy insinatuations and stuff, so don't read if you don't like. I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Romantic Sagas of Sirius Orion Black reviews
After the events of HBP, Sirius sulks and tries to find a new soulmate in what proves to be a sad, futile, but nevertheless pretty funny search. Slash nothing graphic and HBP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Quartet reviews
Peter Pettigrew was the reason I began to wear lipstick. Short one-shot about the four Marauders and what made each unique. Not slash (sorry!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Snivellus Speaks reviews
Snape rants about James and Lily and just social ladders in general. One-shot exploration kinda thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Rhapsody reviews
With the advent of MWPP, the Hogwarts Symphonic Band is suddenly looking a little less dorky... and a LOT less boring! Drabbles for band geeks! LJ, SA COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Clicheness reviews
Eureka! I have found the formula for writing the perfect LilyJames fanfic. See inside. LJ SBOC RLOC. Featuring the classic Astronomy Tower scene, the Ball scene, the Bet scene, and much, much more! Now with fulfillment of the Voldemort Quota! DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Toilet Humour reviews
A shocked old lady stood by the vent, wondering how young people these days could be SO disgraceful. But what were they really talking about? MWPP and Lily, v. sick-minded, contains implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Just Another Couple Sighting reviews
I hate Valentine's Day. So does Lily. Until James shows up. One-shot LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete